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Date: 11/18/10 01:29 PM

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Link: Fake Doctor Busted For Giving Breast Exams - And then the story gets weird...
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    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    How could you fall for that?
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    shamrock1014 Male 40-49
    313 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Why would she give a real number to a real doctor?
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    five years in prison and up to $10,000? when you are so drating stupid and accept a boob exam in the bathroom of a bar. oh god! the stupidity...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    Wow, how messed up is that dude!
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    @MrYouKnow, you`d be surprised what a little alcohol and few brain cells will get themselves into
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Sorry Fancy but I win this time
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    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    "At least two women were suckered in to the con." I`m really surprised that`s all.
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    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    536 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    He makes for a pretty passable tranny. Not a particularly ATTRACTIVE one, but passable.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    Hey Fancy... need a Testicular cancer test? Trust me, I`m a doctor . . . really.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    hahah RELAX, I BE A DOCTOR
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Kristina Ross just got a job working for the TSA.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Hey, I have an idea. Get your breast exam in the airport, Since your going to get your breasts squeezed anyways might as well make it useful.
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    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    Apparently she`s transgendered, too.

    Just makes the story even more out of the ordinary.
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    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna?
    And they BELIEVED HIM/HER?
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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    C`mon! He/she was actually able to pull off the most retarded frat boy trick in the world and the police are going to put her/him in jail? If you`re that stupid, then getting felt up by someone in a bar is the least of your worries. Just sayin`
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Hey, I have an idea. Get your breast exam in the airport, Since your going to get your breasts squeezed anyways might as well make it useful.

    That`s a great plan!
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    Why would she give a real number to a real doctor?

    That`s what struck me as well. Some underlying wish to be caught, maybe? Maybe she knew it was wrong and was torn between a compulsion to do it and a wish to not do it.

    A punishment for the deception, sure, but nowhere near the max. It`s not like she was really practising medicine without a license.

    And yes, it was a form of assault...but how could anyone be gullible enough to fall for it? Berlyn Aussieahshowna, the doctor who does breast exams in the toilets at a bar? Really? Do you want to buy an invisible bridge?
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    yogi2200 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    really? she could have just as easily have said `your tits look fake, prove it` and that would`ve have worked without the lawsuit
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    This is equal to Gerry1of1 asking guys in a bar to `cough`...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    (scrolls down, sees Gerry1of1`s post)
    SEE!
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    ugh, it`s crap like this that gives bigots fuel for how "deviant" transgender people are :-/
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    Levon1 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Not worth it man. geez if shes gonna be that dirty then she can pay girls that she knows(or he)for a feel. haha at least they would be letting him/her do it with their consent. :)
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    buscompany Male 18-29
    106 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Ok, maybe this is a stretch, but did anyone else say the last name out loud and thought it sounded like "I see a show now"?
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    that *is* the best fake name ever.
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    Airclot0 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    Why`s everyone calling him a her? Its still a him, no matter what he does.
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    RVIsh Male 18-29
    251 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    This brings up a really interesting question...if a post-op successful tranny gets arrested and convicted, what prison do they go to?? Are there shemales in the women`s prisons and inverted-vagmales in the mens prison? How does that work?!
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    "...but did anyone else say the last name out loud..."
    That`s the point: the whole thing is a gag gone bad.

    While that IS a really cool fake name, I now wonder:
    What other gags did she try?

    I mean, if I was a person with her look and proclivity, I would go to a lesbian bar and get into conversations that go somewhere past "...Look here: F*ck that guy! Mine is bigger than his, anyway and I`ll show it to you!"
    Get a little three-way going with all the shrumpskis I can handle.
    Build a rep. Pass out a booty call card with ASCII art boobs and penis on the back...
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    Crak: "Hey, I have an idea. Get your breast exam in the airport, Since your going to get your breasts squeezed anyways might as well make it useful."
    You know x-raying and searching every person has to be the biggest waste of money this side of invading the wrong f*cking country.
    To improve this situation, we are asking them to:
    -Cooperate with other agencies, and other with them.
    -Build a two-way protocol for inter-agency info exchange
    -Respond quickly to actual incidents
    -Have a protocol in place for correcting mistakes like having 8 year old kids on the no fly list

    Do you think they can handle it?

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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    "gets arrested and convicted, what prison do they go to??"
    Depends on the state. The need for special provision can still be argued even if the state does not recognize her gender identity. They`d most likely lose that argument only if she still has a penis.

    "The Idaho Statesman website reported that Ross has a previous criminal record as a man but identified herself as a woman and was booked into the Ada County Jail as a female."
    Idaho appears to have the question answered.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    Why`s everyone calling him a her? Its still a him, no matter what he does.

    Why?

    Serious question. To put it another way: how do you define a person`s sex?

    If your answer is going to be anything about the sex chromosome types, you`ll probably want to think again. Reality isn`t quite that straightforward.

    If your answer is going to be based on ovaries or testicles, you`ll be saying that people who have them removed for medical reasons are neuter. You`ll probably want to think again about that too.

    If your answer is neither genes nor primary sexual organs, you`re going to be forced to conclude that it is possible for a person to have their sex changed.

    I don`t see that you have any way of supporting your stated position.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    "To put it another way: how do you define a person`s sex?"

    Knob = man
    Twat = woman
    Both = hermie

    Its very simple
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    As OldOllie says what makes everybody happy!
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    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 3:38 am
    oh for the love of..

    Why can`t a transgender be taken seriously as the gender the person wants to be?! It`s a freaking girl, people!
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    jfunkhsr Male 18-29
    27 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 5:58 am
    "It`s a freaking girl, people!"
    "It`s a"
    "It"
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 8:38 am
    what would you do-o-o-o-o
    to touch some tits?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Bewbies !
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    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 10:43 am
    @hiromi

    no it`s a dude made to look like a girl.
    he does not have an X chromosome at birth
    he`s a dude.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    no it`s a dude made to look like a girl.
    he does not have an X chromosome at birth
    he`s a dude.

    Every human has an X chromosome. There are essential genes on it.

    So...you`re defining sex by your partial understanding of genetics.

    First question: Why do you do so?

    Second question: Some women have an XY sex chromosome pair. It occurs naturally sometimes. They`re born female, they grow up female, they mature female, they show female on medical exams, they are female. But they have XY sex chromosomes. Do you think these women are men?

    Relevant to both questions: genotype is not phenotype.

    Your genes are not you. They are a plan. Construction does not always go according to plan. It is possible that you have XX sex genes, which would make you female by your definition. You can`t be sure unless you`ve had your DNA examined.
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 4:02 am
    What I can`t believe is they fell for it - in bars and clubs of all places, where it`s the oldest line in the book. I have a suspicion they went along with it quite happily until they found out more about her.
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    lastrogue Male 18-29
    176 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    lol she`s got kind of a interesting rap sheet too :P look at idcourts.us and she`s got some agravated assault and battery charges :O

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