Facebook War With A... Fetus? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

There really needs to be a strict age-limit policy for Facebook users.
There are 99 comments:
Male 5,413
Haha XD What the hell!?
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Male 4
@mithraela, why does the guy always have to be the bad person? in almost every situation ive seen, its 99.9999% the womens fault! maybe its time for you idiotic women to be mature! who in their right mind makes a fb page for some1 not even born? this show a complete lack of common sense for the person that made this page. im glad that the man has the common sense in this situation to call child services! i hope she loses the baby to him as soon as april is born. april doesnt deserve to live in a household where her mom is a moron! and yes women have a right to put any pictures they want on fb, even an ultrasound! but to create a whole new account just for that is stupid. and women want it to be up to them if they want to have the child or not then men shouldnt have to pay child support for that woman, also abortion is murder!
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Male 66
@ kasprague84
FaceBook is ridiculous
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Female 43
It makes no sense to make your unborn child a facebook page. It`s seriously ridiculous.
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Female 535
Seriously, if women have the right to abort or choose not to, then they have they right to put an ultrasound on facebook. Even if this is fake it still stands to reason that deadbeat boyfriend, or even responsible one, this type of schit is none of a boyfriend`s business. If he can carry the little phucker for nine months then maybe he can find ways to make the process interesting and fun, otherwise, phuck off jack. Dudes shoot their sperm into towels, sinks, and rubber twats, but want some sort of crown if something accidentally happens when they shoot it into a vagina. Perspective check.
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Male 1,193
Fetus has a potty mouth. Brad`s right but he`s also mean....
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Male 114
Hahahahaahahah some people need lives.
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Female 570
it woud really suck if she had a miscarriage
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Female 28
Poor little April is going to end up like that other little baby that got killed by her (his?) mom because she shook her to death because she (mom) was obsessed w/ Farmville and the baby interrupted her too much, and the baby died of shaken baby syndrome. You need a license to drive a car, you need a pet license to legally own a dog or cat, you sure as hell should need one to raise a human being...
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Male 38
funny but this is another fake generate FB page. At least those fake are good sometime. lol
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Male 24
I refuse to argue with my unborn child... lol
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Male 236
"Wait... isn`t it against Facebook rules to create a profile for someone else? Even if that person doesn`t yet exist?"

i dunno about that but If it`s true than I`m pretty sure the "doesn`t yet exist" part makes it worse.
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Female 956
OHMAHGAWD SIYANOR

:O

better call the fb po po.
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Male 521
This.

This right here is why I still don`t have a Facebook page.
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Female 42
I really hope he did contact child services. It sounds like that woman is insane.
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Male 1,184
Wait... isn`t it against Facebook rules to create a profile for someone else? Even if that person doesn`t yet exist?
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Male 2,748
idk... im kinda with the guy on this one... that is kinda messed up... especially since she keeps the persona up. way to be mature... lol
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Female 535
Ugh. It`s like those people who make pages for their pets.
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Female 1,236
Poor little baby is starting out with a deficit right there. What a ding-dong.
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Male 112
Oh the joys of modern technology
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Female 1,101
Poor kid. The Mom is already trying to turn it against it`s father and the Father obviously doesn`t know when to pick his battles and when to shut up!
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Male 2,893
I can tell that baby is going to have a nice and quiet life.......
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Male 3,431
This round goes to Brad, the rest of us are going to Hell.

HEY RETARDS, STOP BREEDING!
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Male 256
Facebook begins at birth, not at conception.
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Male 137
And some people wonder why our children are getting stupider each year....
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Male 2,148
Guy: "I am excited to have you in my life..."
Chick: "If you would setp (step) up and take responsibility..."

Maybe I shouldn`t judge based on a little Facebook snippet, but I think this mom is kinda retarded.

Also, her name is Monique. Just sayin`.
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Male 113
Brad, FTW
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Male 205
The baby is telling the father to "step up and own up"..

The father claims that he`s glad that the child will soon be in his life..

as long as he helps take care of the child, which is at least -sounds- likes he will, that is, in my opinion, "stepping up"..

If she expects him to marry her simply because he knocked her up, then she`s a drating idiot. I believe that a household with the mother and father are living together is way worse than one where the parents are never married, when their just going to divorce each other in an ugly mess in five or ten years, completely drating the child`s life up.
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Male 294
Oh I was so confused at first, but that is hilarious! A facebook page should be created the moment someone is born
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Female 498
Well then.. the internet makes me sad. >.>
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Male 142
good lulz
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Male 12,138
hehe, last line`s a winner.
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Male 1,256
Ohhh, did some good old fashioned loling to that one... hahaha
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Female 2,027
i love this
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Male 3,745
"You would know?

I have no comment on this... Just wanted to make sure that was clear...."

...wait...so im the only teenage boy who had to pass the "Rites of Stupid-assed-ness"?...

drat
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Male 226
Holy drat, my buddy just went through this crap with his ex-bitch.

She Myspaced her unborn kid, then every little thing about the kid got put up there from age -5mo to 1 year old.

He went bugpoo when he found out about it, since it had pictures and poo of the little girl in the tub, and other picures that made it really easy to track her down.

Cut to 2 years and a whole lot of legal battling later, his daughter is 3, and living with him full-time. Mom doesn`t even have visiting rights, and is being tried for child endangerment.
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Female 200
His last response is drating hilarious, I`m sorry.
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Female 246
Both Mom and Dad are pretty crazy,
but i gotta say mom is a bit crazier than dad.
But then again, every pregnant lady is a little more insane than normal, so I can`t really blame her
Dad probably shouldn`t have said all that on facebook, but it was funny, so i`ll thank him for making me laugh.
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Male 188
Wear condoms people.
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Male 127
Pre-Partum Psychosis? That`s just not right, haha. Poor little April is going to find out the hard way that the Family Farm that her parents have been pouring blood sweat and tears into since before she was even born is really just Farmville...
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Male 25,416
What the ?
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Male 958
I feel she is a drating nut and is probly obsessed with FB like crazy to even think of making a page for her unborn child. If she is like that I could imagine the child will grow up if a girl to me a gigantic feminist and if a boy to grow up a reppressed homosexual pussy.
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Female 3,696
Face it people- the best part of this entire page is
"I refuse to argue with my unborn child via the internet!"

Stop yelling at me fetus! baha
They`re both awful parents, here for our amusement :D
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Male 2,688
@collegebound

You would know?

I have no comment on this... Just wanted to make sure that was clear....
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Male 3,745
"collegebound, go drat a duck in the beak."

i take it that u think that i think that the mother is COMPLETELY sane...

i never said what she was doing was right. it IS creepy that she would do something like that. but there is no reason to react the way that the father was reacting...calling child services? from the looks of it he isnt even there with her so unless he is at work (which ofc means if he isnt on break, and lets face it he probably isnt, hes on FB rather than doing his job)

that said, drating a duck in the beak is most unpleasant...i would know...ill pass...
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Male 102
bitches be crazy
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Male 155
actually a chic did this to my friend (created a FB page for their 1 month old baby without asking him) and there was nothing he could do about it, he`s still very pissed about it too and I don`t blame him
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Female 79
Actually, it depends on where they are at, in Az that can be considered endangering the child by putting the full name of the child on the interweb, and it also depends on how far along she is. But i am assuming there is a bit more going on then just the FB page...I wish there was a test to be a parent I swear..
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Male 11,740
Monique is a moron. End of discussion.
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Male 2,619
My ex done that to me. Sent me messages claiming to be my 9 month old daughter asking why I didnt love mummy.

I couldnt tell her its because she was a FUC*ING WH0RE WHO SLEPT AROUND!!1!

Sorry, a little bit of bitterness slipped out there. Im ok.

Really :)
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Male 1,598
Lol... I think she needs to try and be a bit less creepy.
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Male 2,085
Contact child services, how is this endangering anybody? The mom is kind of nutty, but Brad is an idiot.
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Male 417
What the hell?
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Male 290
@HunterKiller:

April is the unborn baby.

Monique (the mother) is the moron.
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Male 3,842
The key to the whole thing is the "if you are mine" statement. Meaning there are doubts.
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Female 293
whelp... i hope this kid goes up for adoption. to stay with that family is a first class pass to a shhitty life.
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Male 2,796
The implications...

What people fail to realize is that when they have some form of dispute when it comes to Child support and/or divorce... they simply don`t have to appeal to each other. They have to appeal to the judge in the legal case. And both of them are not coming off as people of sound moral characters in the eyes of the judge (I would bet). This is admissable as evidence.

She is wrong for her abrasive language

He is wrong for being completely confrontational.

They are both equally worng for doing it in sucha public venue.
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Female 188
drat you Brad? It`s Dad for you missy.
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Male 452
"People should require a license to breed...."

I bet a lot of people would be surprised when they don`t make the cut. If only banging was a little more complicated...like a rubik`s cube.
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Female 1,515
Ugh annoying what the mom is doing and that she started to swear at the dad while still in unborn child character >.>
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Male 363
April`s a f**king moron
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Male 351
collegebound, go drat a duck in the beak.
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Male 1,598
Way to stay in character! But yeah, she needs a psychologist.
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Male 1,629
"People should require a license to breed...."

^^

THAT!



^^

ive been saying this for years, sadly it wont happen in america atleast
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Male 3,745
i dont see anything wrong with doing this...

people can make a FB for Jesus and pokemon but she cant make one for her unborn child?

hes over reacting and its a helluva lot more childish than what the mom is doing...
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Male 17
why? how can you be that stupid?.......just...why?
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Male 234
"People should require a license to breed...."

^^

THAT!
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Male 237
See, what I find really funny is this mom is saying all that to the dad "through the kid" but once she is born that mother is going to be raising all kind of hell about child support and needing the father to give her money and do stuff for her after she told him to kiss her a**.
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Male 14,330
People should require a license to breed....
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Male 243
jesus, that fetus swears a lot for something that cant speak yet
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Male 720
LOL what a dumb bitch..
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Male 604
lamebook.com
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Male 219
@DixxyRarr Oh My God.... That is unmistakable
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Male 368
Hilarious! He is right though...she is freaking nuts.
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Male 176
The combined age of both parents < 35
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Female 4,039
It`s funny and sad at the same time.
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Male 174
[quote]What I don`t get is...How the hell could she fit a computer up there?
Maybe the kid is just posting it via a blackberry or something?[/quote]

Good thinking!
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Female 2,674
From far away, the fetus looks like a cat. Fetus does have a point though, Brad should step up and own up....
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Female 850
LOL. awkward.
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Male 15,510
At least that baby is going to have a normal family
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Female 2,509
Wow, she dropped the "F Bomb" prenatal! She`s gonna come out swinging.
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Male 34
look on the bright side, as least she wouldn`t get beaten up for accidentally blurting out the `F` word.
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Male 4,807
What I don`t get is...How the hell could she fit a computer up there?
Maybe the kid is just posting it via a blackberry or something?
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Female 3,574
I don`t get people.
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Male 6,694
Thats what you call nothing to do.
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Male 2,796



Now we know how it`s using a computer. Matrix Fetus
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Male 590
i don`t get how the fetus was using a keyboard
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Male 1,678
Wow, even if April gets a combination of both her parents IQ`s the poor girls destined to go through life with an intelligence level bordering on mental retardation.
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Male 1,312
Seriously, this kind of crap is ridiculous. This goes along for people who make facebook pages for their dogs. It`s really dumb and just immature.
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Male 2,441
Wow
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Male 4,547
This is so drated up....
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Female 843
Poor Brad. I hope it`s not his kid just so he can get away from that psycho. And that unborn child doesn`t have a chance...
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Male 2,670
Didn`t they steal this from an episode of `Leave it to Beaver?`
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Female 833
hahahahahhahahaha omg i think this is one of the funniest facebook arguments to date.
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Male 37,888
OMG! Did you guys notice it`s a NUDE photo!



teehee
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Male 142
"I am contacting child services"? for what? They`ll laugh you out of the frivolous complaint queue.
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Male 498
this was weird -.-
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Male 519
o_o wow......
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Male 19,841
Link: Facebook War With A... Fetus? [Pic] [Rate Link] - There really needs to be a strict age-limit policy for Facebook users.
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