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Date: 11/02/10 06:47 AM

99 Responses to Facebook War With A… Fetus? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:48 am
    Link: Facebook War With A... Fetus? - There really needs to be a strict age-limit policy for Facebook users.
  2. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:52 am
    o_o wow......
  3. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:52 am
    this was weird -.-
  4. Profile photo of choonma
    choonma Male 18-29
    142 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:53 am
    "I am contacting child services"? for what? They`ll laugh you out of the frivolous complaint queue.
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:54 am
    OMG! Did you guys notice it`s a NUDE photo!



    teehee
  6. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:54 am
    hahahahahhahahaha omg i think this is one of the funniest facebook arguments to date.
  7. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2374 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:58 am
    Didn`t they steal this from an episode of `Leave it to Beaver?`
  8. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:00 am
    Poor Brad. I hope it`s not his kid just so he can get away from that psycho. And that unborn child doesn`t have a chance...
  9. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:01 am
    This is so drated up....
  10. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:04 am
    Wow
  11. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:06 am
    Seriously, this kind of crap is ridiculous. This goes along for people who make facebook pages for their dogs. It`s really dumb and just immature.
  12. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:19 am
    Wow, even if April gets a combination of both her parents IQ`s the poor girls destined to go through life with an intelligence level bordering on mental retardation.
  13. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:21 am
    i don`t get how the fetus was using a keyboard
  14. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    November 2, 2010 at 7:34 am



    Now we know how it`s using a computer. Matrix Fetus
  15. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:40 am
    Thats what you call nothing to do.
  16. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:42 am
    I don`t get people.
  17. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:51 am
    What I don`t get is...How the hell could she fit a computer up there?
    Maybe the kid is just posting it via a blackberry or something?
  18. Profile photo of kokhean
    kokhean Male 13-17
    34 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:56 am
    look on the bright side, as least she wouldn`t get beaten up for accidentally blurting out the `F` word.
  19. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:16 am
    Wow, she dropped the "F Bomb" prenatal! She`s gonna come out swinging.
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:17 am
    At least that baby is going to have a normal family
  21. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:19 am
    LOL. awkward.
  22. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:28 am
    From far away, the fetus looks like a cat. Fetus does have a point though, Brad should step up and own up....
  23. Profile photo of a103276
    a103276 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:32 am
    What I don`t get is...How the hell could she fit a computer up there?
    Maybe the kid is just posting it via a blackberry or something?

    Good thinking!
  24. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:33 am
    It`s funny and sad at the same time.
  25. Profile photo of iCyborg
    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:40 am
    The combined age of both parents < 35
  26. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Hilarious! He is right though...she is freaking nuts.
  27. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:48 am
    @DixxyRarr Oh My God.... That is unmistakable
  28. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:49 am
    lamebook.com
  29. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:49 am
    LOL what a dumb bitch..
  30. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:49 am
    jesus, that fetus swears a lot for something that cant speak yet
  31. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:51 am
    People should require a license to breed....
  32. Profile photo of Wildcats2008
    Wildcats2008 Male 18-29
    237 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:51 am
    See, what I find really funny is this mom is saying all that to the dad "through the kid" but once she is born that mother is going to be raising all kind of hell about child support and needing the father to give her money and do stuff for her after she told him to kiss her a**.
  33. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:55 am
    "People should require a license to breed...."

    ^^

    THAT!
  34. Profile photo of gocribbs
    gocribbs Male 18-29
    17 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 9:06 am
    why? how can you be that stupid?.......just...why?
  35. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 9:12 am
    i dont see anything wrong with doing this...

    people can make a FB for Jesus and pokemon but she cant make one for her unborn child?

    hes over reacting and its a helluva lot more childish than what the mom is doing...
  36. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 9:14 am
    "People should require a license to breed...."

    ^^

    THAT!



    ^^

    ive been saying this for years, sadly it wont happen in america atleast
  37. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 9:46 am
    Way to stay in character! But yeah, she needs a psychologist.
  38. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 9:46 am
    collegebound, go drat a duck in the beak.
  39. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:07 am
    April`s a f**king moron
  40. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
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    November 2, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Ugh annoying what the mom is doing and that she started to swear at the dad while still in unborn child character >.>
  41. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:30 am
    "People should require a license to breed...."

    I bet a lot of people would be surprised when they don`t make the cut. If only banging was a little more complicated...like a rubik`s cube.
  42. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:34 am
    drat you Brad? It`s Dad for you missy.
  43. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:41 am
    The implications...

    What people fail to realize is that when they have some form of dispute when it comes to Child support and/or divorce... they simply don`t have to appeal to each other. They have to appeal to the judge in the legal case. And both of them are not coming off as people of sound moral characters in the eyes of the judge (I would bet). This is admissable as evidence.

    She is wrong for her abrasive language

    He is wrong for being completely confrontational.

    They are both equally worng for doing it in sucha public venue.
  44. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:42 am
    whelp... i hope this kid goes up for adoption. to stay with that family is a first class pass to a shhitty life.
  45. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:44 am
    The key to the whole thing is the "if you are mine" statement. Meaning there are doubts.
  46. Profile photo of Monosandalos
    Monosandalos Male 30-39
    288 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:48 am
    @HunterKiller:

    April is the unborn baby.

    Monique (the mother) is the moron.
  47. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:02 am
    What the hell?
  48. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:05 am
    Contact child services, how is this endangering anybody? The mom is kind of nutty, but Brad is an idiot.
  49. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:07 am
    Lol... I think she needs to try and be a bit less creepy.
  50. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:22 am
    My ex done that to me. Sent me messages claiming to be my 9 month old daughter asking why I didnt love mummy.

    I couldnt tell her its because she was a FUC*ING WH0RE WHO SLEPT AROUND!!1!

    Sorry, a little bit of bitterness slipped out there. Im ok.

    Really :)
  51. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:59 am
    Monique is a moron. End of discussion.
  52. Profile photo of Adora
    Adora Female 18-29
    79 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Actually, it depends on where they are at, in Az that can be considered endangering the child by putting the full name of the child on the interweb, and it also depends on how far along she is. But i am assuming there is a bit more going on then just the FB page...I wish there was a test to be a parent I swear..
  53. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    actually a chic did this to my friend (created a FB page for their 1 month old baby without asking him) and there was nothing he could do about it, he`s still very pissed about it too and I don`t blame him
  54. Profile photo of Dolomyte
    Dolomyte Male 18-29
    102 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    bitches be crazy
  55. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    "collegebound, go drat a duck in the beak."

    i take it that u think that i think that the mother is COMPLETELY sane...

    i never said what she was doing was right. it IS creepy that she would do something like that. but there is no reason to react the way that the father was reacting...calling child services? from the looks of it he isnt even there with her so unless he is at work (which ofc means if he isnt on break, and lets face it he probably isnt, hes on FB rather than doing his job)

    that said, drating a duck in the beak is most unpleasant...i would know...ill pass...
  56. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    @collegebound

    You would know?

    I have no comment on this... Just wanted to make sure that was clear....
  57. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Face it people- the best part of this entire page is
    "I refuse to argue with my unborn child via the internet!"

    Stop yelling at me fetus! baha
    They`re both awful parents, here for our amusement :D
  58. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    I feel she is a drating nut and is probly obsessed with FB like crazy to even think of making a page for her unborn child. If she is like that I could imagine the child will grow up if a girl to me a gigantic feminist and if a boy to grow up a reppressed homosexual pussy.
  59. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    What the ?
  60. Profile photo of Star_Beast
    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Pre-Partum Psychosis? That`s just not right, haha. Poor little April is going to find out the hard way that the Family Farm that her parents have been pouring blood sweat and tears into since before she was even born is really just Farmville...
  61. Profile photo of Shadowkin
    Shadowkin Male 40-49
    188 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Wear condoms people.
  62. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Both Mom and Dad are pretty crazy,
    but i gotta say mom is a bit crazier than dad.
    But then again, every pregnant lady is a little more insane than normal, so I can`t really blame her
    Dad probably shouldn`t have said all that on facebook, but it was funny, so i`ll thank him for making me laugh.
  63. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    His last response is drating hilarious, I`m sorry.
  64. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
    226 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Holy drat, my buddy just went through this crap with his ex-bitch.

    She Myspaced her unborn kid, then every little thing about the kid got put up there from age -5mo to 1 year old.

    He went bugpoo when he found out about it, since it had pictures and poo of the little girl in the tub, and other picures that made it really easy to track her down.

    Cut to 2 years and a whole lot of legal battling later, his daughter is 3, and living with him full-time. Mom doesn`t even have visiting rights, and is being tried for child endangerment.
  65. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    "You would know?

    I have no comment on this... Just wanted to make sure that was clear...."

    ...wait...so im the only teenage boy who had to pass the "Rites of Stupid-assed-ness"?...

    drat
  66. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    i love this
  67. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    Ohhh, did some good old fashioned loling to that one... hahaha
  68. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    November 2, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    hehe, last line`s a winner.
  69. Profile photo of zoltrix_the
    zoltrix_the Male 18-29
    142 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    good lulz
  70. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    Well then.. the internet makes me sad. >.>
  71. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Oh I was so confused at first, but that is hilarious! A facebook page should be created the moment someone is born
  72. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    The baby is telling the father to "step up and own up"..

    The father claims that he`s glad that the child will soon be in his life..

    as long as he helps take care of the child, which is at least -sounds- likes he will, that is, in my opinion, "stepping up"..

    If she expects him to marry her simply because he knocked her up, then she`s a drating idiot. I believe that a household with the mother and father are living together is way worse than one where the parents are never married, when their just going to divorce each other in an ugly mess in five or ten years, completely drating the child`s life up.
  73. Profile photo of jg0nz
    jg0nz Male 18-29
    113 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Brad, FTW
  74. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    Guy: "I am excited to have you in my life..."
    Chick: "If you would setp (step) up and take responsibility..."

    Maybe I shouldn`t judge based on a little Facebook snippet, but I think this mom is kinda retarded.

    Also, her name is Monique. Just sayin`.
  75. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    And some people wonder why our children are getting stupider each year....
  76. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    Facebook begins at birth, not at conception.
  77. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    This round goes to Brad, the rest of us are going to Hell.

    HEY RETARDS, STOP BREEDING!
  78. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    I can tell that baby is going to have a nice and quiet life.......
  79. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    Poor kid. The Mom is already trying to turn it against it`s father and the Father obviously doesn`t know when to pick his battles and when to shut up!
  80. Profile photo of Koner_Rox
    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
    112 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    Oh the joys of modern technology
  81. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    Poor little baby is starting out with a deficit right there. What a ding-dong.
  82. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Ugh. It`s like those people who make pages for their pets.
  83. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    idk... im kinda with the guy on this one... that is kinda messed up... especially since she keeps the persona up. way to be mature... lol
  84. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    Wait... isn`t it against Facebook rules to create a profile for someone else? Even if that person doesn`t yet exist?
  85. Profile photo of Necromantrix
    Necromantrix Female 18-29
    42 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    I really hope he did contact child services. It sounds like that woman is insane.
  86. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    This.

    This right here is why I still don`t have a Facebook page.
  87. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 12:45 am
    OHMAHGAWD SIYANOR

    :O

    better call the fb po po.
  88. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 2:23 am
    "Wait... isn`t it against Facebook rules to create a profile for someone else? Even if that person doesn`t yet exist?"

    i dunno about that but If it`s true than I`m pretty sure the "doesn`t yet exist" part makes it worse.
  89. Profile photo of hapkidokid
    hapkidokid Male 18-29
    24 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 4:29 am
    I refuse to argue with my unborn child... lol
  90. Profile photo of NeoDarkHunt
    NeoDarkHunt Male 30-39
    38 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 7:20 am
    funny but this is another fake generate FB page. At least those fake are good sometime. lol
  91. Profile photo of mkkloote
    mkkloote Female 18-29
    28 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Poor little April is going to end up like that other little baby that got killed by her (his?) mom because she shook her to death because she (mom) was obsessed w/ Farmville and the baby interrupted her too much, and the baby died of shaken baby syndrome. You need a license to drive a car, you need a pet license to legally own a dog or cat, you sure as hell should need one to raise a human being...
  92. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    it woud really suck if she had a miscarriage
  93. Profile photo of XxCraigxX
    XxCraigxX Male 13-17
    114 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    Hahahahaahahah some people need lives.
  94. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 12:53 am
    Fetus has a potty mouth. Brad`s right but he`s also mean....
  95. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 3:38 am
    Seriously, if women have the right to abort or choose not to, then they have they right to put an ultrasound on facebook. Even if this is fake it still stands to reason that deadbeat boyfriend, or even responsible one, this type of schit is none of a boyfriend`s business. If he can carry the little phucker for nine months then maybe he can find ways to make the process interesting and fun, otherwise, phuck off jack. Dudes shoot their sperm into towels, sinks, and rubber twats, but want some sort of crown if something accidentally happens when they shoot it into a vagina. Perspective check.
  96. Profile photo of kasprague84
    kasprague84 Female 18-29
    43 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    It makes no sense to make your unborn child a facebook page. It`s seriously ridiculous.
  97. Profile photo of dirtysouth38
    dirtysouth38 Male 30-39
    66 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    @ kasprague84
    FaceBook is ridiculous
  98. Profile photo of richboy109
    richboy109 Male 18-29
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    December 12, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    @mithraela, why does the guy always have to be the bad person? in almost every situation ive seen, its 99.9999% the womens fault! maybe its time for you idiotic women to be mature! who in their right mind makes a fb page for some1 not even born? this show a complete lack of common sense for the person that made this page. im glad that the man has the common sense in this situation to call child services! i hope she loses the baby to him as soon as april is born. april doesnt deserve to live in a household where her mom is a moron! and yes women have a right to put any pictures they want on fb, even an ultrasound! but to create a whole new account just for that is stupid. and women want it to be up to them if they want to have the child or not then men shouldnt have to pay child support for that woman, also abortion is murder!
  99. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Haha XD What the hell!?

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