Facebook Says Jayquwan Is In Double Trouble [Pic]

Submitted by: kw112 6 years ago in Misc

We don"t think Kalm is her real name though... just a hunch.
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Male 1,067
*urge*
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Female 117
REEEPOOSSSTTTT
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Female 166
It`s fake, this guy who made it says so on the profile. But it`s still such a great laugh. He`s funny. "Swaggin spelled backwards is niggaws"

Though, the person in the picture is a real person, somewhere out there. She looks like she has permanent food on her face.
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Male 96
friend request sent....
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Male 3
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Male 257
its reading the comments that really makes this post lolsome.
@vorpalsword - yes you will, but you will be galumphing to hades to the sound of much laughter you beamish boy!
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Male 1,360
it`s always complicated when your name is Kalm yo`tits
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Male 3,076
eskimo9 thanks
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Male 363
our tax money hard at work paying for her to get knocked up just to collect money from us, I`d bet just about anything that none of the baby daddies pay child support... or at least one of them doesn`t
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Male 1,452
oh lord im going to hell for that post
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Male 1,452
[quote] Shopped,
There`s no way anyone can be that fat and that black......... [/quote]


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Female 114
why do they let ppl like this reproduce ???
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Male 1,834
eye bleach noooooooow
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Male 176
Kalm Yo`tits ... Lol, the pic often gets posted on 4chan, so it is safe to assume that the profile is fake, but thanks for the lols
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Male 37,708
[quote]When did they start letting gorillas have facebook pages?[/quote]
THAT is insulting to gorillas, shame on you! (lolz!)
vv GuardianGnome, there`s lots of folks (of various colours) that are MORE fat than that! Sadly, eh?
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Male 2,893
Shopped,
There`s no way anyone can be that fat and that black.........
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Male 2,619
Dat face be too small for de head.

Wait...six daddies? Where can you get 6 guys drunk enough to shag that?
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Male 527
My brain just melted. What the $#%@? I love my 9 kids and their 6 daddies? Do we HAVE to rush headlong into Idiocracy?
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Male 161
how can ppl get so fat...i can`t comprehend it! i don`t work out at all. what do i do? i eat less calories so that i don`t start going in that direction.
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Male 1,505
That was some funny poo right there.
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Male 2,050

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Male 798
When did they start letting gorillas have facebook pages?
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Male 1,243
Sureley this can`t be real.
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Male 37,708
Fake, no way that walrus could get 6 men to touch her! Let alone impregnate her. Eeew! My balls retracted just looking at her FACE! LEt alone that mass of blubber below...
..how could you even find... nevermind, it`s too awful to contemplate...
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Male 907
So nice of her to give all those blind people a roll in the hay.
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Male 4,867
i almost want it to be real...
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Male 590
that`s a huge bitch
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Male 2,229
Wow, that`s ugly...
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Male 310
So fake.
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Female 1,043
poor jayqwuan.
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Male 15,510
Why there is no a dislike button :-(
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Male 5,094
Please, please, PLEASE let this be fake.
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Female 584
fake
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Male 188
Well if this is real I think people are very confused on when they should photoshop for our protection.
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Male 4,680
Huh, the boulder from Indiana Jones has facebook now.
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Male 1,598
lol. I love this. Damn funny.
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Male 14,332
@Gerry1of1

ROFL!
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Male 7,378
Isn`t she Precious?
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Female 47
Is it just my screen resolution, or is her face a little bit... green?
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Male 1,378
It`s complicated?
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Female 9,475
I`ll be back once I take a shower.
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Male 6,694
Thats one big ole girl.
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Male 3,745
fake profile but its still funny...i wonder if i send a friend request will i get added?
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Male 25,416
calling fake or im calling her :)
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Male 914
thank you IAB for this picture...if i ever want to instantly lose an erection, i now have an image to accomplish that.
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Female 451
definitely my new facebook quote thing.
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Male 38,457
"I luvs all nines of my babies"... they tasted so good wit hot sauce and ranch dressin. Taste jus like fried chicken. `Cept Shanigra - She bony. No meat on her at`ol! And DRY!... Girl, I had to wash her down wit some Thunderbird.
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Male 3,894
Fake pictures pretending to be real don`t entertain me. I don`t know why, considering its realness or fakeness will never come into play for me.
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Male 589
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry....
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Female 171
Fake.
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Male 1,882
"No way she got laid 9 times! "

You, my good sir, underestimate just how low some can go.
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Female 235
Um, I`m guessing those 6 guys are African hippos...
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Female 96
"I actually knew a girl who was so fat that her [chubby chaser] boyfriend couldn`t get it "in" so he just rubbed it between her thighs. Yeah. Srsly."

What about doggie style? Couldn`t that poor man even hit it from behind!?
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Male 38,457
FAKE!

No way she got laid 9 times!
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Male 2,796
Gaurunteed this is an alternate FB account for a Troll.

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Female 1,798
@ msieg007:

i wish i could gauge out my eyes right now. but i can`t gauge out my mind`s eye...
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Female 108
Its hard to believe that she got 6 different men.
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Female 354
No one has yet commented on the fact that her name is Kalm Yo`Tits.
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Male 2,034
I actually knew a girl who was so fat that her [chubby chaser] boyfriend couldn`t get it "in" so he just rubbed it between her thighs. Yeah. Srsly.
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Male 705
I didn`t know the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man had facebook!
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Male 5,194
EEK! (hides under desk)
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Male 38,457
Look! It`s Wendy Williams without photoshop.
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Male 3,285
So why is a fake facebook profile here?
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Female 688
Sex: SHOULDN`T BE AN OPTION FOR THIS WOMAN
Relationship
Status: it`s complicated when someone tries to find my genitalia
Interested In: anything that meets all the Mrs Nerg requirments.
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Male 1,108
FAP FAP FAP
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Male 92
One fugly picture!
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Male 3,915
lol oblivia....very interesting question....
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Male 498
eek
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Male 950
My dream woman.
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Male 47
This gives the phrase "My kids are so cute I could just eat them up!" to a whole new level. *rimshot*

You`d think she`d be able to hold down a man though. *rimshot*

Hear that ladies? She`s into you as well! Don`t all rush at once though, there`s plenty of Kalm to go around *rimshot*

Ok, ok, I`m done.
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Female 282
Good... God...
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Male 4,594
Too funny. I love fun with stereotypes.
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Male 2,670
Wow, Condoleeza Rice really let herself go.
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Female 812
How can she have had 6 partners...
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Female 2,674
Oh balls. IAB found my facebook page... Awkward.
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Female 838
wow
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Male 1,678
Looks like Jim Careys kids in Me, Myself and Irene.
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Male 271
ugh hate sassy black woman talk makes me wanna punch them for breaking english to that degree
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Female 243
Link: Facebook Says Jayquwan Is In Double Trouble [Pic] [Rate Link] - We don`t think Kalm is her real name though... just a hunch.
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