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Date: 11/09/10 09:03 AM

80 Responses to Facebook Says Jayquwan Is In Double Trouble [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kw112
    kw112 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:57 am
    Link: Facebook Says Jayquwan Is In Double Trouble - We don`t think Kalm is her real name though... just a hunch.
  2. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:08 am
    ugh hate sassy black woman talk makes me wanna punch them for breaking english to that degree
  3. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:14 am
    Looks like Jim Careys kids in Me, Myself and Irene.
  4. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:16 am
    wow
  5. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Oh balls. IAB found my facebook page... Awkward.
  6. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:18 am
    How can she have had 6 partners...
  7. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2374 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:19 am
    Wow, Condoleeza Rice really let herself go.
  8. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:19 am
    Too funny. I love fun with stereotypes.
  9. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:23 am
    Good... God...
  10. Profile photo of thephoenix27
    thephoenix27 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:23 am
    This gives the phrase "My kids are so cute I could just eat them up!" to a whole new level. *rimshot*

    You`d think she`d be able to hold down a man though. *rimshot*

    Hear that ladies? She`s into you as well! Don`t all rush at once though, there`s plenty of Kalm to go around *rimshot*

    Ok, ok, I`m done.
  11. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:24 am
    My dream woman.
  12. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:27 am
    eek
  13. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:30 am
    lol oblivia....very interesting question....
  14. Profile photo of maniacalg
    maniacalg Male 40-49
    92 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:31 am
    One fugly picture!
  15. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:38 am
    FAP FAP FAP
  16. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:43 am
    Sex: SHOULDN`T BE AN OPTION FOR THIS WOMAN
    Relationship
    Status: it`s complicated when someone tries to find my genitalia
    Interested In: anything that meets all the Mrs Nerg requirments.
  17. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:47 am
    So why is a fake facebook profile here?
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36855 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Look! It`s Wendy Williams without photoshop.
  19. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:59 am
    EEK! (hides under desk)
  20. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:08 am
    I didn`t know the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man had facebook!
  21. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:15 am
    I actually knew a girl who was so fat that her boyfriend couldn`t get it "in" so he just rubbed it between her thighs. Yeah. Srsly.
  22. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:17 am
    No one has yet commented on the fact that her name is Kalm Yo`Tits.
  23. Profile photo of Cashaviola
    Cashaviola Female 18-29
    108 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:23 am
    Its hard to believe that she got 6 different men.
  24. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:24 am
    @ msieg007:

    i wish i could gauge out my eyes right now. but i can`t gauge out my mind`s eye...
  25. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:46 am
    Gaurunteed this is an alternate FB account for a Troll.

  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36855 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:48 am
    FAKE!

    No way she got laid 9 times!
  27. Profile photo of Lenten
    Lenten Female 18-29
    96 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:51 am
    "I actually knew a girl who was so fat that her boyfriend couldn`t get it "in" so he just rubbed it between her thighs. Yeah. Srsly."

    What about doggie style? Couldn`t that poor man even hit it from behind!?
  28. Profile photo of panda_chaos
    panda_chaos Female 18-29
    235 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:57 am
    Um, I`m guessing those 6 guys are African hippos...
  29. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:07 am
    "No way she got laid 9 times! "

    You, my good sir, underestimate just how low some can go.
  30. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    171 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:20 am
    Fake.
  31. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Jerry, Jerry, Jerry....
  32. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Fake pictures pretending to be real don`t entertain me. I don`t know why, considering its realness or fakeness will never come into play for me.
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36855 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:37 am
    "I luvs all nines of my babies"... they tasted so good wit hot sauce and ranch dressin. Taste jus like fried chicken. `Cept Shanigra - She bony. No meat on her at`ol! And DRY!... Girl, I had to wash her down wit some Thunderbird.
  34. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:44 am
    definitely my new facebook quote thing.
  35. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:59 am
    thank you IAB for this picture...if i ever want to instantly lose an erection, i now have an image to accomplish that.
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    calling fake or im calling her :)
  37. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    fake profile but its still funny...i wonder if i send a friend request will i get added?
  38. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Thats one big ole girl.
  39. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    I`ll be back once I take a shower.
  40. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    It`s complicated?
  41. Profile photo of Lizzy_girl
    Lizzy_girl Female 18-29
    47 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Is it just my screen resolution, or is her face a little bit... green?
  42. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Isn`t she Precious?
  43. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    @Gerry1of1

    ROFL!
  44. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    lol. I love this. Damn funny.
  45. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Huh, the boulder from Indiana Jones has facebook now.
  46. Profile photo of Shadowkin
    Shadowkin Male 40-49
    188 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Well if this is real I think people are very confused on when they should photoshop for our protection.
  47. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    fake
  48. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Please, please, PLEASE let this be fake.
  49. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Why there is no a dislike button :-(
  50. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    poor jayqwuan.
  51. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    So fake.
  52. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Wow, that`s ugly...
  53. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    that`s a huge bitch
  54. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    i almost want it to be real...
  55. Profile photo of bordo
    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    So nice of her to give all those blind people a roll in the hay.
  56. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33127 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    Fake, no way that walrus could get 6 men to touch her! Let alone impregnate her. Eeew! My balls retracted just looking at her FACE! LEt alone that mass of blubber below...
    ..how could you even find... nevermind, it`s too awful to contemplate...
  57. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Sureley this can`t be real.
  58. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    When did they start letting gorillas have facebook pages?
  59. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 4:50 pm

  60. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    That was some funny poo right there.
  61. Profile photo of FinePoint
    FinePoint Male 18-29
    161 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    how can ppl get so fat...i can`t comprehend it! i don`t work out at all. what do i do? i eat less calories so that i don`t start going in that direction.
  62. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    My brain just melted. What the $#%@? I love my 9 kids and their 6 daddies? Do we HAVE to rush headlong into Idiocracy?
  63. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    Dat face be too small for de head.

    Wait...six daddies? Where can you get 6 guys drunk enough to shag that?
  64. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    Shopped,
    There`s no way anyone can be that fat and that black.........
  65. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33127 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    When did they start letting gorillas have facebook pages?
    THAT is insulting to gorillas, shame on you! (lolz!)
    vv GuardianGnome, there`s lots of folks (of various colours) that are MORE fat than that! Sadly, eh?
  66. Profile photo of iCyborg
    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    Kalm Yo`tits ... Lol, the pic often gets posted on 4chan, so it is safe to assume that the profile is fake, but thanks for the lols
  67. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    eye bleach noooooooow
  68. Profile photo of xXAmethystXx
    xXAmethystXx Female 18-29
    114 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    why do they let ppl like this reproduce ???
  69. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:46 pm
    Eyebleach here, get your eyebleach!
  70. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    Shopped,
    There`s no way anyone can be that fat and that black.........


  71. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    oh lord im going to hell for that post
  72. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:58 am
    our tax money hard at work paying for her to get knocked up just to collect money from us, I`d bet just about anything that none of the baby daddies pay child support... or at least one of them doesn`t
  73. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 3:04 am
    eskimo9 thanks
  74. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 4:22 am
    it`s always complicated when your name is Kalm yo`tits
  75. Profile photo of captkava
    captkava Male 40-49
    257 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:26 am
    its reading the comments that really makes this post lolsome.
    @vorpalsword - yes you will, but you will be galumphing to hades to the sound of much laughter you beamish boy!
  76. Profile photo of dado000
    dado000 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:15 am
    Facebook of Kalm Yo`tits
  77. Profile photo of RamBunction
    RamBunction Male 18-29
    96 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:34 am
    friend request sent....
  78. Profile photo of ihatekevin
    ihatekevin Female 18-29
    166 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    It`s fake, this guy who made it says so on the profile. But it`s still such a great laugh. He`s funny. "Swaggin spelled backwards is niggaws"

    Though, the person in the picture is a real person, somewhere out there. She looks like she has permanent food on her face.
  79. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    REEEPOOSSSTTTT
  80. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 4:02 am
    *urge*

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