Facebook Law: Basketball Will Always Win [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Basketball will win no matter what your girlfriend puts up against it.
There are 88 comments:
Male 5,413
O.Balrog because he had far more priority with punches. Also O.Ken was good but, if you want to go with O.Michelle that`s cool... dunno who it is but OK.
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Female 117
o michelle...
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Female 117
o michelle...
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Female 117
o michelle...
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Female 117
o michelle...
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Male 128
whats wrong with basketball...and sex?
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Female 117
IT DOES NOT SAY HE IT SAYS `MICHELLE`!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MICHELLE!
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Female 3,598
do you notice it says HE`S leaving at 4??? who is leaving? her boyfriend? her husband?
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Female 250
i wonder which one took the picture?
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Female 117
o michelle...
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Male 558
Maybe she`s a really bad lay, you never know about these things...
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Female 430
he choose basketball this time...next time she`ll choose shopping and they`ll be even
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Male 243
Finally! Don`t let women control you with their vagina! God made hands for a reason.
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Male 52
What? Id take the sex before...most things...not money but most things!
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Male 4
The guy already had plans, who can blame him
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Male 483
@Lionheart

I think what`s blacked out is actually Michelle, but I saw what you did at first too.

Either way, bitch shouldn`t ultimatum. Let a guy hang with his friends and stop trying to control everything. Damn.
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Male 3,631
Her fault for dating a
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Male 521
Anyone else wondering what the context is of the comment "He`s leaving at 4"? Who is this "He"? Husband, boyfriend? Hope not :-(
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Male 163
He has broken free the shackle of the uterus FREEDOM!
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Male 17
They should of left her name on there, somebody could have messaged her from here and helped her out :P
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Male 2,441
Sex and basketball anyone? Can`t he have both
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Female 198
Justeazy: Sisters and roommates can`t be friends? I just used the word friend as to include a wide variety of people.
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Male 819
I totally agree with his move. He has plans with friends, and it`s totally cool to say no to your gf or whatever she is to go to something you already have scheduled with friends. I know guys and girls who constantly back out of plans because their significant other pulls this poo and there is truly nothing more annoying.

If a girl I was dating pulled this I would totally call her out on it. She could have just said something along the line of "ok what time do you finish" but instead when he tells her he`s busy she tries to manipulate him. Total bitch move on her part....
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Female 1,623
Meh, his choice.
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Male 2,893
@ggolbez
Because if a man "held the holy grail" on sex that would be rape, or you have a sex slave.......
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Male 137
@Artichoke: You are right at the first part, but Michelle would more likely be a sister/roommate, given it`s her condition of leaving that is enabling the sex.
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Female 134
lets get serious, she probably wasn`t really going to have sex with him, and he knew she lying about it so f her, off to basketball!
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Female 198
To the people who think the crossed out name is the girl who wants sex`s name, look again. She`s saying that Michelle is leaving at 4. So it`s not her actual boyfriend that is leaving, or anything like that...just a friend. :)
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Female 117
o michelle...
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Male 1,931
Frankly, I think she deserves to be stood up. She`s using sex as a device of control, and frankly, it`s not hers to have. Sex should be an equal act, one that should not be controlled by one sex or the other. Everyone likes sex, why is it that women somehow hold the holy grail (insert your own joke here) on sex?
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Female 1,427
"Bros before hos."

THIS. As a woman dating a man, you should never use yourself as a bargaining chip. Ever.

If your boyfriend/husband/etc. Was like "sex vs. movies with your friends," and you`d already planned it out with them and everything, what would you tell him?

So why would you expect anything different?
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Female 200
When he told her he had plans, she didn`t respect that. Instead, she asked him to choose between her and his friends (the sex vs. basketball line). He said no.

He`s got a point, if my bf said he was playing an rp at 4 and that he had already had those plans, I would respect that.
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Male 37
zombunny, it might be hard for some people to admit, but ever relation people have with others, romantic and otherwise, is a result of `training". Yes, we don`t want to think about it like people are a pet, but that`s the way I have seen the world act, every where I have been.
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Female 2,525
Belunan, I wasn`t talking about the expression you used, but rather the idea that while in a romantic relationship with someone you need to do things a certain way to avoid "teaching" them undesirable behavior. I hear a lot of people--both male and female--say things like that. It`s silly and condescending. A romantic partner is not a pet or a child.
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Female 2,674
Sumthin tells me that she`s gonna put out later anyway...
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Male 1,882
Bros before hos.
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Male 1,505
"Dating a woman isn`t like training a dog."

It`s an expression. Go look it up if you need to. That said...

When he told her he had plans, she didn`t respect that. Instead, she asked him to choose between her and his friends (the sex vs. basketball line). He said no.
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Male 4,290
Guy`s made plans with his friends, and he doesn`t drop them at short notice just because his girlfriend has decided she wants to see him. Sounds like a good friend to me.
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Male 1,043
She actually meant that WoW beats Basketball.
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Male 25,416
Wow, either way the balls are getting played with!
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Female 2,525
"I don`t care how hot she is. If he said yes to her, he`s telling her he`ll drop whatever he has planned any time she feels like throwing him a bone. That`s how guys become doormats."

Dating a woman isn`t like training a dog.
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Male 1,505
I don`t care how hot she is. If he said yes to her, he`s telling her he`ll drop whatever he has planned any time she feels like throwing him a bone. That`s how guys become doormats.
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Male 14,330
Mabey he perfers to play with balls.
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Male 1,240
Who`s the person that`s leaving at 4? Actual boyfriend?
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Female 2,525
I would choose basketball over sex too if the girl I was having sex with was too dumb to know how to take a screen shot on her computer.
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Male 373
or........ he was kidding.....
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Male 4,547
Erm. I can see having this conversation... but it`d have to be something important... like a league game or something.
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Male 1,598
Basketball sucks but not in the way a girl does.... Girl wins.
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Male 2,688
@NinthMoon

Sorry... I`d say he`s GAY. No guy is gonna choose basketball over sex with a girl unless he`s looking forward to seeing the sweaty guys he plays with.
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Male 2,700
"Wow, no way I`d take basketball over sex. She`d have to be fat and fugly to pass on sex."

Or have to look like a shaved oompa loompa....i mean look at the blurry photos
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Male 260
Not a very good job at hiding Michelles name, is it...
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Male 128
whats wrong with basketball...and sex?
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Male 606
dammit!
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Male 22
And it`s girls who supposedly have a lower sex drive? Wow... I`d say he`s frigid.
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Male 11,740
Wow, no way I`d take basketball over sex. She`d have to be fat and fugly to pass on sex.
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Male 1,083
ouch.
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Male 6,694
Sex.
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Male 247
Oystah! Nice one!!! HAH!!!
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Female 513
Maybe it was on an iPhone? Don`t have one so don`t know if it has a print screen option or not. Just sayin`.

Maybe she sucks in bed - starfish sex (for either gender) is never fun. It`s not even like cold pizza, which is good whenever.
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Male 122
@canusuck you`re right
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Male 417
@Canusuck hahaha perfect.
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Male 90
Silly girl...
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Male 4,594
Sorry Honey, he`s just not that into you.
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Male 234
@Stormydreams Because most likely it was the female taking a picture of it due to how shocked she was at his response and she has no idea what the duck print screen does.

Not trying to be sexist but most women have no grip over the basic controls of a computer and most guys wouldn`t take a screen shot of something as stupid as that. A woman however would find it oh so shocking a guy doesn`t want sex and take a picture of it to prove it to other people because all us men are horny penis` with no other thought process right? ...
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Female 4,039
Hope he likes playing blueball, too.
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Male 3,842
Well, now, he could have sex with her anytime he wants, but a good pickup game, that doesn`t happen every day.
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Male 808
either way he was ballin`
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Male 351
"Poor slob, didn`t anyone ever teach`em the number one rule in life: Never, EVER turn down an offer such as that!!!! "

the amount of dropping other stuff for sex is directly related to her looks and his amount of sex in the last 24hours.

either she is a hag or he should get an upgrade on his man card.
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Male 794
i would say the same, basketball, this is not even a choice, when will women learn, basketball first, then sex
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Male 7,378
The thought of dating a nympho is much more exciting than actually dating a nympho.
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Female 160
I`m curious as to why they had to take a photo of the computer, as opposed to just taking a screenshot...
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Female 188
"No she doesn`t and THAT is why he chose Bball over her"
I see what you did there
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Female 347
Poor girl. Maybe with the next boyfriend she`ll have learned that you don`t leave yourself open to disappointment by offering an alternative to pre-made plans.
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Male 2,033
Well, basketball lasts a couple hours, sex only lasts two minutes.

Wait...no..I mean um...
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Male 438
+1 Itzal "I would`ve made the same call. The man made plans, he`s meeting up with others to play some ball, if he decided to give it up for her, they`d be a man short. Bros before hoes.

Besides, by the way she reacted she clearly doesn`t give a poo about what he wants. "
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Male 25
Poor slob, didn`t anyone ever teach`em the number one rule in life: Never, EVER turn down an offer such as that!!!!
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Male 37,888
HunterKiller "she must suck at the sex thing then"

No she doesn`t and THAT is why he chose Bball over her
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Male 9
I would`ve made the same call. The man made plans, he`s meeting up with others to play some ball, if he decided to give it up for her, they`d be a man short. Bros before hoes.

Besides, by the way she reacted she clearly doesn`t give a poo about what he wants.
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Male 273
maybe for you Fancylad
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Male 2,440
Priorities. He has them.
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Male 4,807

If by basketball he means the girl he`s cheating on her with.

His girlfriend should give her head a shake
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Female 108
WoW her sex must suck lol
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Male 498
ROFL! xD
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Female 1,515
lol shot dowwwn
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Male 15,510
"she must suck at the sex thing then"

I thinks he does but also she must be very bad at sex then
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Male 15,510
Wow indeed
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Male 363
she must suck at the sex thing then
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Male 19,834
Link: Facebook Law: Basketball Will Always Win [Pic] [Rate Link] - Basketball will win no matter what your girlfriend puts up against it.
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