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Date: 11/02/10 09:59 AM

88 Responses to Facebook Law: Basketball Will Always Win [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 9:30 am
    Link: Facebook Law: Basketball Will Always Win - Basketball will win no matter what your girlfriend puts up against it.
  2. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:04 am
    she must suck at the sex thing then
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Wow indeed
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:05 am
    "she must suck at the sex thing then"

    I thinks he does but also she must be very bad at sex then
  5. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:08 am
    lol shot dowwwn
  6. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:08 am
    ROFL! xD
  7. Profile photo of APedersen
    APedersen Female 18-29
    108 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:09 am
    WoW her sex must suck lol
  8. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:09 am

    If by basketball he means the girl he`s cheating on her with.

    His girlfriend should give her head a shake
  9. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Priorities. He has them.
  10. Profile photo of ForAllThSin
    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
    273 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:14 am
    maybe for you Fancylad
  11. Profile photo of Itzal
    Itzal Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2010 at 10:15 am
    I would`ve made the same call. The man made plans, he`s meeting up with others to play some ball, if he decided to give it up for her, they`d be a man short. Bros before hoes.

    Besides, by the way she reacted she clearly doesn`t give a poo about what he wants.
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:17 am
    HunterKiller "she must suck at the sex thing then"

    No she doesn`t and THAT is why he chose Bball over her
  13. Profile photo of fizzie
    fizzie Male 40-49
    25 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Poor slob, didn`t anyone ever teach`em the number one rule in life: Never, EVER turn down an offer such as that!!!!
  14. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:19 am
    +1 Itzal "I would`ve made the same call. The man made plans, he`s meeting up with others to play some ball, if he decided to give it up for her, they`d be a man short. Bros before hoes.

    Besides, by the way she reacted she clearly doesn`t give a poo about what he wants. "
  15. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Well, basketball lasts a couple hours, sex only lasts two minutes.

    Wait...no..I mean um...
  16. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Poor girl. Maybe with the next boyfriend she`ll have learned that you don`t leave yourself open to disappointment by offering an alternative to pre-made plans.
  17. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:26 am
    "No she doesn`t and THAT is why he chose Bball over her"
    I see what you did there
  18. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:35 am
    I`m curious as to why they had to take a photo of the computer, as opposed to just taking a screenshot...
  19. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:35 am
    The thought of dating a nympho is much more exciting than actually dating a nympho.
  20. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:38 am
    i would say the same, basketball, this is not even a choice, when will women learn, basketball first, then sex
  21. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:48 am
    "Poor slob, didn`t anyone ever teach`em the number one rule in life: Never, EVER turn down an offer such as that!!!! "

    the amount of dropping other stuff for sex is directly related to her looks and his amount of sex in the last 24hours.

    either she is a hag or he should get an upgrade on his man card.
  22. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    789 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:49 am
    either way he was ballin`
  23. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:50 am
    Well, now, he could have sex with her anytime he wants, but a good pickup game, that doesn`t happen every day.
  24. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Hope he likes playing blueball, too.
  25. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:55 am
    @Stormydreams Because most likely it was the female taking a picture of it due to how shocked she was at his response and she has no idea what the duck print screen does.

    Not trying to be sexist but most women have no grip over the basic controls of a computer and most guys wouldn`t take a screen shot of something as stupid as that. A woman however would find it oh so shocking a guy doesn`t want sex and take a picture of it to prove it to other people because all us men are horny penis` with no other thought process right? ...
  26. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:58 am
    Sorry Honey, he`s just not that into you.
  27. Profile photo of s8tan
    s8tan Male 18-29
    90 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:58 am
    Silly girl...
  28. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:59 am
    @Canusuck hahaha perfect.
  29. Profile photo of book21
    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:03 am
    @canusuck you`re right
  30. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    513 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Maybe it was on an iPhone? Don`t have one so don`t know if it has a print screen option or not. Just sayin`.

    Maybe she sucks in bed - starfish sex (for either gender) is never fun. It`s not even like cold pizza, which is good whenever.
  31. Profile photo of wheresmyskul
    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Oystah! Nice one!!! HAH!!!
  32. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:42 am
    Sex.
  33. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:45 am
    ouch.
  34. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:53 am
    Wow, no way I`d take basketball over sex. She`d have to be fat and fugly to pass on sex.
  35. Profile photo of NinthMoon
    NinthMoon Male 18-29
    22 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:56 am
    And it`s girls who supposedly have a lower sex drive? Wow... I`d say he`s frigid.
  36. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    dammit!
  37. Profile photo of jeanpaul91
    jeanpaul91 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    whats wrong with basketball...and sex?
  38. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Not a very good job at hiding Michelles name, is it...
  39. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    "Wow, no way I`d take basketball over sex. She`d have to be fat and fugly to pass on sex."

    Or have to look like a shaved oompa loompa....i mean look at the blurry photos
  40. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    @NinthMoon

    Sorry... I`d say he`s GAY. No guy is gonna choose basketball over sex with a girl unless he`s looking forward to seeing the sweaty guys he plays with.
  41. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Basketball sucks but not in the way a girl does.... Girl wins.
  42. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Erm. I can see having this conversation... but it`d have to be something important... like a league game or something.
  43. Profile photo of tatervent
    tatervent Male 18-29
    373 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    or........ he was kidding.....
  44. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    I would choose basketball over sex too if the girl I was having sex with was too dumb to know how to take a screen shot on her computer.
  45. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Who`s the person that`s leaving at 4? Actual boyfriend?
  46. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Mabey he perfers to play with balls.
  47. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    I don`t care how hot she is. If he said yes to her, he`s telling her he`ll drop whatever he has planned any time she feels like throwing him a bone. That`s how guys become doormats.
  48. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    "I don`t care how hot she is. If he said yes to her, he`s telling her he`ll drop whatever he has planned any time she feels like throwing him a bone. That`s how guys become doormats."

    Dating a woman isn`t like training a dog.
  49. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    Wow, either way the balls are getting played with!
  50. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    She actually meant that WoW beats Basketball.
  51. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Guy`s made plans with his friends, and he doesn`t drop them at short notice just because his girlfriend has decided she wants to see him. Sounds like a good friend to me.
  52. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    "Dating a woman isn`t like training a dog."

    It`s an expression. Go look it up if you need to. That said...

    When he told her he had plans, she didn`t respect that. Instead, she asked him to choose between her and his friends (the sex vs. basketball line). He said no.
  53. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Bros before hos.
  54. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Sumthin tells me that she`s gonna put out later anyway...
  55. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Belunan, I wasn`t talking about the expression you used, but rather the idea that while in a romantic relationship with someone you need to do things a certain way to avoid "teaching" them undesirable behavior. I hear a lot of people--both male and female--say things like that. It`s silly and condescending. A romantic partner is not a pet or a child.
  56. Profile photo of BadLama
    BadLama Male 18-29
    37 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    zombunny, it might be hard for some people to admit, but ever relation people have with others, romantic and otherwise, is a result of `training". Yes, we don`t want to think about it like people are a pet, but that`s the way I have seen the world act, every where I have been.
  57. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    When he told her he had plans, she didn`t respect that. Instead, she asked him to choose between her and his friends (the sex vs. basketball line). He said no.

    He`s got a point, if my bf said he was playing an rp at 4 and that he had already had those plans, I would respect that.
  58. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    "Bros before hos."

    THIS. As a woman dating a man, you should never use yourself as a bargaining chip. Ever.

    If your boyfriend/husband/etc. Was like "sex vs. movies with your friends," and you`d already planned it out with them and everything, what would you tell him?

    So why would you expect anything different?
  59. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Frankly, I think she deserves to be stood up. She`s using sex as a device of control, and frankly, it`s not hers to have. Sex should be an equal act, one that should not be controlled by one sex or the other. Everyone likes sex, why is it that women somehow hold the holy grail (insert your own joke here) on sex?
  60. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    o michelle...
  61. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    To the people who think the crossed out name is the girl who wants sex`s name, look again. She`s saying that Michelle is leaving at 4. So it`s not her actual boyfriend that is leaving, or anything like that...just a friend. :)
  62. Profile photo of solobueno
    solobueno Female 18-29
    134 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    lets get serious, she probably wasn`t really going to have sex with him, and he knew she lying about it so f her, off to basketball!
  63. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    @Artichoke: You are right at the first part, but Michelle would more likely be a sister/roommate, given it`s her condition of leaving that is enabling the sex.
  64. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    @ggolbez
    Because if a man "held the holy grail" on sex that would be rape, or you have a sex slave.......
  65. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    Meh, his choice.
  66. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    I totally agree with his move. He has plans with friends, and it`s totally cool to say no to your gf or whatever she is to go to something you already have scheduled with friends. I know guys and girls who constantly back out of plans because their significant other pulls this poo and there is truly nothing more annoying.

    If a girl I was dating pulled this I would totally call her out on it. She could have just said something along the line of "ok what time do you finish" but instead when he tells her he`s busy she tries to manipulate him. Total bitch move on her part....
  67. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    Justeazy: Sisters and roommates can`t be friends? I just used the word friend as to include a wide variety of people.
  68. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    Sex and basketball anyone? Can`t he have both
  69. Profile photo of ColtenF
    ColtenF Male 18-29
    17 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    They should of left her name on there, somebody could have messaged her from here and helped her out :P
  70. Profile photo of Damngreens
    Damngreens Male 18-29
    163 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    He has broken free the shackle of the uterus FREEDOM!
  71. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    Anyone else wondering what the context is of the comment "He`s leaving at 4"? Who is this "He"? Husband, boyfriend? Hope not :-(
  72. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:58 pm
    Her fault for dating a
  73. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 2:52 am
    @Lionheart

    I think what`s blacked out is actually Michelle, but I saw what you did at first too.

    Either way, bitch shouldn`t ultimatum. Let a guy hang with his friends and stop trying to control everything. Damn.
  74. Profile photo of barfjavelin
    barfjavelin Male 18-29
    4 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 4:59 am
    The guy already had plans, who can blame him
  75. Profile photo of AustinJay
    AustinJay Male 18-29
    52 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 7:55 am
    What? Id take the sex before...most things...not money but most things!
  76. Profile photo of Isafan
    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 9:34 am
    Finally! Don`t let women control you with their vagina! God made hands for a reason.
  77. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    he choose basketball this time...next time she`ll choose shopping and they`ll be even
  78. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Maybe she`s a really bad lay, you never know about these things...
  79. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    o michelle...
  80. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    i wonder which one took the picture?
  81. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    do you notice it says HE`S leaving at 4??? who is leaving? her boyfriend? her husband?
  82. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    November 5, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    IT DOES NOT SAY HE IT SAYS `MICHELLE`!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MICHELLE!
  83. Profile photo of jeanpaul91
    jeanpaul91 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 6, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    whats wrong with basketball...and sex?
  84. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    November 6, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    o michelle...
  85. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    o michelle...
  86. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    o michelle...
  87. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:53 am
    o michelle...
  88. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    O.Balrog because he had far more priority with punches. Also O.Ken was good but, if you want to go with O.Michelle that`s cool... dunno who it is but OK.

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