Evil Ninja Hamster Gonna Kick Your Ass

Submitted by: onyxSATVIL 6 years ago Funny

Damn, Ninja Hamster, why you so demonic?
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Male 87
Its probably pissed off that two Russian torment it constantly... just a guess...
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Female 382
I love the growls it makes
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Female 426
...the sounds it makes O.o nightmares.
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Female 249
omg it stood its ground! so cute!!!!
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Male 25,416
Dont annoy the hampster, it will eat your soul!
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Female 1,236
He`s got little-guy rage on his side.
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Male 28
I wonder how far I could kick it...not that I would, just thinking out loud.
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Female 546
i`m still waiting for the roundhouse kick to knock one of these f*ckers out
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Female 2,695
oh my god it`s so cute! it`s little black belly omg!!
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Male 177
I hope that guy got checked out for rabies after that
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Female 4,039
Aw, he thinks he`s big!
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Male 2,553
After owning two hamsters (well, my sister did, anyway), and knowing how cute and innocent they can be, it`s actually quite terrifying to hear one growl.
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Female 148
Wild Russian Dwarf Hamster. They can be as mean as a badger.
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Female 7,838
It was a poor little thing. Maybe not if you were the size of a mouse. Against a human whose height is measured in feet it is little, and despite its best efforts they couls pick it up with a shoe. Plus, I very much doubt if it wanted to eat them- it just wanted to scare them away as it was threatened. I still fancy one for the house as it would be cheaper to feed than a rottweiler. One carrot a day plus a pint of blood from the postman.
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Female 32
I thought my hamster was mean... at least he didn`t go out of his way to attack me.
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Male 89
Leave it alone douche
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Male 37,914
Snaps to duffytoler who waxes poetic!

I think Hamster Dance was the first viral thing on the web, wasn`t it? Everybody {and I mean EVERYBODY} saw and heard it whether they wanted to or not. `Course that was in the days of dial up and we were all just amazed it only took 1 minute to load! WOW! Information super highway!
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Male 1,312
Damn, that little guy has some balls taking on a few creatures way bigger than him
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Male 5,194
[quote]I`m absolutely amazed no one posted this earlier...Click on the link. It`ll change your life.

Hampster Dance[/quote]

Thanks for the memorial page. I still remember the fall of Hampster Dance, the internet was never the same after. It became too corporate, too indifferent, all Facebook and Myspace, Blogspot and Twitter and a million other soulless commercial sites. Gone were those breezy halcyon days of the internet`s youth, gone forever.
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Female 2,509
i want!
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Male 37,914
lostinlonely - at least you take more time giving your SPAM a link name that`s topical. Kudos.

I still wouldn`t follow the link, I`m not stupid.
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Male 66
get me one
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Male 37,914
I`m absolutely amazed no one posted this earlier...Click on the link. It`ll change your life.

Hampster Dance
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Male 586
rabies
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Male 30
I WANT!!
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Male 37,914
According to BING {which I`ve never used before and probably never will again}...

"There are 4 basic types of hamsters, they are Syrian, Russian Dwarf, Chinese and Roborovski hamsters"
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Female 40
yay it finally got put up
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Male 173
is that a hamster? never seen one in the wild. WHERE DO THEY COME FROM BESIDES PETCO???
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Male 7
Classic case of Rabies. No doubt...
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Female 3,598
wow, nice, hope that guy enjoys huge shots in his gut.
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Male 1,834
damn thats a pissed off hamster!
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Male 757
It`s rabbid.
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Male 707
isn`t that a lemming or something?
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Female 839
what the hell? is that really a hamster? lol! brilliant!! i want one to guard my house
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Male 590
"look i got rabies, lolz!"
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Male 2,422
Geez Russia what`s going on over there? Even your hamsters are feral.
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Male 559
I`ve never heard a hamster growl
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Male 3,482
[quote]In Soviet Russia, hamster sticks itself up your ass![/quote]
And then eat eat you from the inside out...
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Male 3,482
[quote]In Soviet Russia, hamster sticks itself up your ass![/quote]
And then eat you from the inside out...
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Male 316
Nothing a 2x4 couldn`t handle.
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Male 4,680
"If this isn`t on Ray Williams Johnson, I will shoot myself."
Sadly you`re right. RWJ will quickly rape this video, like the cancer of youtube that he is.

Enjoy this video while it lasts. Oh and madduck that hamster is NOT what I`d call a poor little thing!
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Male 9,306
"Did you hear the noise it was making? "

FRRRGHT! MRRGGHTHGH! FRRFRFRFT!
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Male 65
That IS a hamster. A European hamster (Cricetus cricetus), to be precise. And yes, they`re ill-tempered and prone to bite. Even the ones kept as pets are evil.
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Female 2,927
i dont think thats a hamster
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Male 1,598
I laughed so hard around 1:00 when the hamster jumped at the guy and he screamed XD
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Male 37,914
Oh no! Run! Hide your wife! Hide your kids!

It`s CRACK HAMSTER!

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Female 2,120
I have never ever seen a wild hampster. How strange.
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Male 95
In Soviet Russia, hamster sticks itself up your ass!
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Male 191
Bitten by a wild, snarling hamster? Laugh about it. Then die from rabies.
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Male 36,558
Rabies! Fun for the whole family!
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Male 5,194
Might be a female trying to protect her young.
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Male 456
David verses Goliath
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Male 7,123
Are there wild hamsters in Russia? Are they a road danger, like moose?

That`s a bite I`d have checked out, though.
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Male 2,506
Russians <3 They didn`t even kill it
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Male 583
im sure theres an `in soviet russia` joke here
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Female 7,838
Poor little thing- at least they put it back in cover, it was not happy! I wouldn`t be if people kept poking me with shoes- but it certainly gave as good as it got!
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Female 1,623
Wow, that little guy is pissed
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Male 73
Since the hamster bit him, its probably rabid he probably has rabies.

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Male 210
so what is that for real?
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Male 3,745
hes pissed that he got spray painted black >.>

that said if that thing would have bit me i would have punted it...
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Male 801
Did you hear the noise it was making?
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Male 37,914
How the hell do you turn a hamster evil?
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Male 138
I want one
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Male 2,436
Reminds me of the rabbit from Monty Python.
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Male 705
If this isn`t on Ray Williams Johnson, I will shoot myself.
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Male 583
hot poster is hot
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Male 583
wooooooo
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Female 40
Link: Evil Ninja Hamster Gonna Kick Your Ass [Rate Link] - Damn, Ninja Hamster, why you so demonic?
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