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Date: 11/14/10 09:00 AM

68 Responses to Evil Ninja Hamster Gonna Kick Your Ass

  1. Profile photo of onyxSATVIL
    onyxSATVIL Female 18-29
    40 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    Link: Evil Ninja Hamster Gonna Kick Your Ass - Damn, Ninja Hamster, why you so demonic?
  2. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:02 am
    wooooooo
  3. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:03 am
    hot poster is hot
  4. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:06 am
    If this isn`t on Ray Williams Johnson, I will shoot myself.
  5. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:23 am
    Reminds me of the rabbit from Monty Python.
  6. Profile photo of Siolas
    Siolas Male 30-39
    138 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:27 am
    I want one
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:29 am
    How the hell do you turn a hamster evil?
  8. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:34 am
    Did you hear the noise it was making?
  9. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:34 am
    hes pissed that he got spray painted black >.>

    that said if that thing would have bit me i would have punted it...
  10. Profile photo of alphanoninc
    alphanoninc Male 70 & Over
    210 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:35 am
    so what is that for real?
  11. Profile photo of alibi19
    alibi19 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:44 am
    Since the hamster bit him, its probably rabid he probably has rabies.

  12. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Wow, that little guy is pissed
  13. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7564 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Poor little thing- at least they put it back in cover, it was not happy! I wouldn`t be if people kept poking me with shoes- but it certainly gave as good as it got!
  14. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:55 am
    im sure theres an `in soviet russia` joke here
  15. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:57 am
    Russians <3 They didn`t even kill it
  16. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6962 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Are there wild hamsters in Russia? Are they a road danger, like moose?

    That`s a bite I`d have checked out, though.
  17. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:25 am
    David verses Goliath
  18. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:43 am
    Might be a female trying to protect her young.
  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Rabies! Fun for the whole family!
  20. Profile photo of mosthead
    mosthead Male 18-29
    95 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:55 am
    In Soviet Russia, hamster sticks itself up your ass!
  21. Profile photo of pocketmoron
    pocketmoron Male 18-29
    191 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:55 am
    Bitten by a wild, snarling hamster? Laugh about it. Then die from rabies.
  22. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:59 am
    I have never ever seen a wild hampster. How strange.
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Oh no! Run! Hide your wife! Hide your kids!

    It`s CRACK HAMSTER!

  24. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 11:16 am
    I laughed so hard around 1:00 when the hamster jumped at the guy and he screamed XD
  25. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 11:28 am
    i dont think thats a hamster
  26. Profile photo of osteenq
    osteenq Male 40-49
    65 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 11:53 am
    That IS a hamster. A European hamster (Cricetus cricetus), to be precise. And yes, they`re ill-tempered and prone to bite. Even the ones kept as pets are evil.
  27. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 11:58 am
    "Did you hear the noise it was making? "

    FRRRGHT! MRRGGHTHGH! FRRFRFRFT!
  28. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    "If this isn`t on Ray Williams Johnson, I will shoot myself."
    Sadly you`re right. RWJ will quickly rape this video, like the cancer of youtube that he is.

    Enjoy this video while it lasts. Oh and madduck that hamster is NOT what I`d call a poor little thing!
  29. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Nothing a 2x4 couldn`t handle.
  30. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    In Soviet Russia, hamster sticks itself up your ass!
    And then eat you from the inside out...
  31. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    In Soviet Russia, hamster sticks itself up your ass!
    And then eat eat you from the inside out...
  32. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    I`ve never heard a hamster growl
  33. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Geez Russia what`s going on over there? Even your hamsters are feral.
  34. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    "look i got rabies, lolz!"
  35. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    what the hell? is that really a hamster? lol! brilliant!! i want one to guard my house
  36. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    700 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    isn`t that a lemming or something?
  37. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    It`s rabbid.
  38. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    damn thats a pissed off hamster!
  39. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    wow, nice, hope that guy enjoys huge shots in his gut.
  40. Profile photo of nls151
    nls151 Male 30-39
    7 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    Classic case of Rabies. No doubt...
  41. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    is that a hamster? never seen one in the wild. WHERE DO THEY COME FROM BESIDES PETCO???
  42. Profile photo of onyxSATVIL
    onyxSATVIL Female 18-29
    40 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    yay it finally got put up
  43. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    According to BING {which I`ve never used before and probably never will again}...

    "There are 4 basic types of hamsters, they are Syrian, Russian Dwarf, Chinese and Roborovski hamsters"
  44. Profile photo of turkd13
    turkd13 Male 18-29
    30 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    I WANT!!
  45. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    rabies
  46. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    I`m absolutely amazed no one posted this earlier...Click on the link. It`ll change your life.

    Hampster Dance
  47. Profile photo of schvartzen
    schvartzen Male 18-29
    66 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 2:11 am
    get me one
  48. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:43 am
    lostinlonely - at least you take more time giving your SPAM a link name that`s topical. Kudos.

    I still wouldn`t follow the link, I`m not stupid.
  49. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:13 am
    i want!
  50. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:25 am
    I`m absolutely amazed no one posted this earlier...Click on the link. It`ll change your life.

    Hampster Dance

    Thanks for the memorial page. I still remember the fall of Hampster Dance, the internet was never the same after. It became too corporate, too indifferent, all Facebook and Myspace, Blogspot and Twitter and a million other soulless commercial sites. Gone were those breezy halcyon days of the internet`s youth, gone forever.
  51. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:11 am
    Damn, that little guy has some balls taking on a few creatures way bigger than him
  52. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:33 am
    Snaps to duffytoler who waxes poetic!

    I think Hamster Dance was the first viral thing on the web, wasn`t it? Everybody {and I mean EVERYBODY} saw and heard it whether they wanted to or not. `Course that was in the days of dial up and we were all just amazed it only took 1 minute to load! WOW! Information super highway!
  53. Profile photo of 83nu
    83nu Male 40-49
    89 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:34 am
    Leave it alone douche
  54. Profile photo of Nakhla
    Nakhla Female 18-29
    32 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:39 am
    I thought my hamster was mean... at least he didn`t go out of his way to attack me.
  55. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7564 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:39 am
    It was a poor little thing. Maybe not if you were the size of a mouse. Against a human whose height is measured in feet it is little, and despite its best efforts they couls pick it up with a shoe. Plus, I very much doubt if it wanted to eat them- it just wanted to scare them away as it was threatened. I still fancy one for the house as it would be cheaper to feed than a rottweiler. One carrot a day plus a pint of blood from the postman.
  56. Profile photo of RoniC
    RoniC Female 40-49
    148 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:49 am
    Wild Russian Dwarf Hamster. They can be as mean as a badger.
  57. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:51 am
    After owning two hamsters (well, my sister did, anyway), and knowing how cute and innocent they can be, it`s actually quite terrifying to hear one growl.
  58. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:56 am
    Aw, he thinks he`s big!
  59. Profile photo of MyJobSucks
    MyJobSucks Male 18-29
    177 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:57 am
    I hope that guy got checked out for rabies after that
  60. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    oh my god it`s so cute! it`s little black belly omg!!
  61. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    i`m still waiting for the roundhouse kick to knock one of these f*ckers out
  62. Profile photo of storm99
    storm99 Male 30-39
    28 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    I wonder how far I could kick it...not that I would, just thinking out loud.
  63. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    He`s got little-guy rage on his side.
  64. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    Dont annoy the hampster, it will eat your soul!
  65. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    omg it stood its ground! so cute!!!!
  66. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 11:39 am
    ...the sounds it makes O.o nightmares.
  67. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    I love the growls it makes
  68. Profile photo of Slicktorino
    Slicktorino Male 18-29
    87 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 9:41 am
    Its probably pissed off that two Russian torment it constantly... just a guess...

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