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Date: 11/14/10 09:34 AM

41 Responses to Escape From Public Bathrooms Like A Ninja [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:35 am
    Link: Escape From Public Bathrooms Like A Ninja - Undetected, like the wind.
  2. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
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    November 14, 2010 at 9:45 am
    I want this to be everywhere in the world. Opening doors with your hand after you`ve washed them is the most disgusting thing ever.
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    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:54 am
    what????
  4. Profile photo of FauxFox
    FauxFox Male 18-29
    71 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:54 am
    What if someone is wearing flipflops?
  5. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:54 am
    ahhh ok now i see
  6. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    November 14, 2010 at 9:57 am
    "I want this to be everywhere in the world. Opening doors with your hand after you`ve washed them is the most disgusting thing ever."

    You haven`t mastered the "Use a Paper Towel" technique?
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:58 am
    ok this is obviously so you don`t have to get your hands dirty pulling the door handle out of the bathrrom lol the fear. ever see a sign saying
    `if you think your hands are dirty you should wash them`? Think about it or don`t
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    docwatson Male 18-29
    253 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:59 am
    It`s for germophobes afraid of touching doorknobs.
    There are a few germophobes at my office...to think if we depended on those people to advance the human race hundreds of thousands of years ago...YEESH
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    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:00 am
    Such a tease for the paraplegics
  10. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:00 am
    @OmgZelda

    I would feel guilty throwing the paper-towel on the ground later, and there are usually no bins outside.
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:55 am
    Seems like it would be kind of a pain in the butt to try and open a door by pulling with your foot.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:56 am
    Or you could man up and open it with your hands.
  13. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    November 14, 2010 at 10:56 am
    Germaphobes. Seriously, the fact is you are GOING to come into contact with millions if not billions of microorganisms daily- and the fact is, it isn`t good for your immune system to be overly obsessed with avoiding them. Yes, do wash your hands before leaving the rest-room. But touching a door handle after you`ve washed your hands is not "the most disgusiting thing ever." I`d say picking up a log of poo, and then immediately eating a sandwich or rubbing your eyes easily trumps that. Seriously- if you want to avoid getting sick this Winter: rule #1- don`t touch your eyes with your bare hands unless you`ve JUST washed them. They are the most common portal for infection with upper-respiratory pathogens (which travel into your nasal cavity via your tear-ducts).
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:57 am
    I`ve seen a few other variations on this. One you "step into" and pull instead of putting your foot under it. Another one is higher up and you put your arm in it and pull.

    It`s a good idea in terms of being sanitary, but it`s still kind of weird.
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 11:03 am
    I`m not that paranoid of germs. I`ve been opening doors for almost 50 years and haven`t caught Flesh Eating Genital Herpes or anything else.

    If you want to avoid germs... stop breathing
  16. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 11:14 am
    you would still go and wash your hand even if you did just use your hand to open the door. right?
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    pomokey Male 18-29
    95 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 11:41 am
    doors for bathrooms should always be push to get out. this solves the problem without being awkward.
  18. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 11:42 am
    "
    I`m not that paranoid of germs. I`ve been opening doors for almost 50 years and haven`t caught Flesh Eating Genital Herpes or anything else.
    "

    Speak for yourself
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    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    sbeelz is right.
    don`t want to get sick, don`t be a `facetoucher`. dont be touching your eyes, nose and mouth, especially if you haven`t washed your hands yet.
    wash ur hands before every meal and don`t touch your eyes are the golden rules.
    and at big parties do yourself a favor and use water cups
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Great for use in those mideast countries where they wipe their ass with their bare left hand.
  21. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Wouldn`t it be simpler just to have bathroom doors open out?
  22. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Just make them all push and no more problems
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    RyanF701 - I thought I was
  24. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    @duffytoler mideast countries where they wipe their ass with their bare left hand

    are u serious because they use water and all their bath
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    WTF?
  26. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    only problem is if somebody else pushes in while you have your foot in there about to pull on it.
  27. Profile photo of twenty5
    twenty5 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    what if I put some poop under there as a prank :)
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    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    i wonder if james bond uses the bathroom O:
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    I go this poo figured out so listen up guys!

    Instead of washing my hands ever time I pee... in the morning, I wash my dick! Major time saver there!
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    MrMalice Male 18-29
    44 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    @Gerry1of1 Try being creative and thinking up the jokes you say bro.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    MrMalice - some are original others, well i only steel from the best. Which is why I don`t quote you.


    SNAP
  32. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:11 am
    He`s got a point though, Gerry. Maybe you could improve it, like: "Instead of washing my hands every time I touch my dirty ding-ding, in the morning I have MrMalice lick it clean for me."
  33. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:34 am
    I was under the impression that you had to be a ninja to use the ninja bathroom.
  34. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:08 am
    Is it just me... or does this make absolutely no sense whatsoever?
  35. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:41 am
    duffytoller, my dingaling is NOT dirty!

    And if I wanted to "improve" the joke I`d have said his momma cleaned it!


    SNAP!
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    MyJobSucks Male 18-29
    177 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:52 am
    this is so confusing
  37. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:55 am
    awesome, it`s a door handle for your foot! So you don`t touch the crotch of a thousand men when opening the door.
  38. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    It`s because in some countries they wipe their butt with their bare hands. Seriously. Look it up. I couldn`t believe it, either.
  39. Profile photo of Kiete5
    Kiete5 Male 18-29
    123 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:21 am
    It wouldn`t be necessary if people washed their damn hands.
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    wow, and thats where babies come from :P
  41. Profile photo of dirtysouth38
    dirtysouth38 Male 30-39
    66 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    i always use my shirt to cover my hand when touching any door handles, anywhere

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