Escape From Public Bathrooms Like A Ninja [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 6 years ago Funny

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Male 66
i always use my shirt to cover my hand when touching any door handles, anywhere
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Male 25,416
wow, and thats where babies come from :P
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Male 123
It wouldn`t be necessary if people washed their damn hands.
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Male 5,194
It`s because in some countries they wipe their butt with their bare hands. Seriously. Look it up. I couldn`t believe it, either.
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Male 275
awesome, it`s a door handle for your foot! So you don`t touch the crotch of a thousand men when opening the door.
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Male 177
this is so confusing
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Male 37,888
duffytoller, my dingaling is NOT dirty!

And if I wanted to "improve" the joke I`d have said his momma cleaned it!


SNAP!
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Male 593
Is it just me... or does this make absolutely no sense whatsoever?
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Male 6,694
I was under the impression that you had to be a ninja to use the ninja bathroom.
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Male 5,194
He`s got a point though, Gerry. Maybe you could improve it, like: "Instead of washing my hands every time I touch my dirty ding-ding, in the morning I have MrMalice lick it clean for me."
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Male 37,888
MrMalice - some are original others, well i only steel from the best. Which is why I don`t quote you.


SNAP
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Male 44
@Gerry1of1 Try being creative and thinking up the jokes you say bro.
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Male 37,888
I go this poo figured out so listen up guys!

Instead of washing my hands ever time I pee... in the morning, I wash my dick! Major time saver there!
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Male 225
i wonder if james bond uses the bathroom O:
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Male 167
what if I put some poop under there as a prank :)
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Male 7,585
only problem is if somebody else pushes in while you have your foot in there about to pull on it.
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Male 1,834
WTF?
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Female 430
@duffytoler mideast countries where they wipe their ass with their bare left hand

are u serious because they use water and all their bath
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Male 37,888
RyanF701 - I thought I was
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Male 2,441
Just make them all push and no more problems
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Male 15,832
Wouldn`t it be simpler just to have bathroom doors open out?
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Male 5,194
Great for use in those mideast countries where they wipe their ass with their bare left hand.
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Male 975
sbeelz is right.
don`t want to get sick, don`t be a `facetoucher`. dont be touching your eyes, nose and mouth, especially if you haven`t washed your hands yet.
wash ur hands before every meal and don`t touch your eyes are the golden rules.
and at big parties do yourself a favor and use water cups
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Male 2,486
"
I`m not that paranoid of germs. I`ve been opening doors for almost 50 years and haven`t caught Flesh Eating Genital Herpes or anything else.
"

Speak for yourself
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Male 95
doors for bathrooms should always be push to get out. this solves the problem without being awkward.
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Female 1,435
you would still go and wash your hand even if you did just use your hand to open the door. right?
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Male 37,888
I`m not that paranoid of germs. I`ve been opening doors for almost 50 years and haven`t caught Flesh Eating Genital Herpes or anything else.

If you want to avoid germs... stop breathing
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Male 11,740
I`ve seen a few other variations on this. One you "step into" and pull instead of putting your foot under it. Another one is higher up and you put your arm in it and pull.

It`s a good idea in terms of being sanitary, but it`s still kind of weird.
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Male 2,868
Germaphobes. Seriously, the fact is you are GOING to come into contact with millions if not billions of microorganisms daily- and the fact is, it isn`t good for your immune system to be overly obsessed with avoiding them. Yes, do wash your hands before leaving the rest-room. But touching a door handle after you`ve washed your hands is not "the most disgusiting thing ever." I`d say picking up a log of poo, and then immediately eating a sandwich or rubbing your eyes easily trumps that. Seriously- if you want to avoid getting sick this Winter: rule #1- don`t touch your eyes with your bare hands unless you`ve JUST washed them. They are the most common portal for infection with upper-respiratory pathogens (which travel into your nasal cavity via your tear-ducts).
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Female 2,120
Or you could man up and open it with your hands.
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Male 1,598
Seems like it would be kind of a pain in the butt to try and open a door by pulling with your foot.
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Male 1,455
@OmgZelda

I would feel guilty throwing the paper-towel on the ground later, and there are usually no bins outside.
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Male 417
Such a tease for the paraplegics
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Male 253
It`s for germophobes afraid of touching doorknobs.
There are a few germophobes at my office...to think if we depended on those people to advance the human race hundreds of thousands of years ago...YEESH
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Male 2,388
ok this is obviously so you don`t have to get your hands dirty pulling the door handle out of the bathrrom lol the fear. ever see a sign saying
`if you think your hands are dirty you should wash them`? Think about it or don`t
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Female 1,593
"I want this to be everywhere in the world. Opening doors with your hand after you`ve washed them is the most disgusting thing ever."

You haven`t mastered the "Use a Paper Towel" technique?
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Male 583
ahhh ok now i see
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Male 71
What if someone is wearing flipflops?
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Male 583
what????
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Male 1,455
I want this to be everywhere in the world. Opening doors with your hand after you`ve washed them is the most disgusting thing ever.
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Female 1,330
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