Dude! WHAT?! That Was EPIC! Dance Move Edition

Submitted by: DickenMcHunt 6 years ago in Entertainment

Dancer pulls off the worlds most mythical dance move on the Dutch version of ""So You Think You Can Dance?""
There are 72 comments:
Male 257
at the start i was like... what is that... oh jesus christ he`s hung like an elephant then it popped up at i rofl`d and when he spun it was just way too funny cause i was expecting the gimp to bust out some moves
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Female 3
This was edited, I watched the real show. Fake..
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Female 1,623
You just KNOW everybody was looking at his pants even before he popped the boner
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Female 870
The most uncomfortable part was after the dance was done, the peen went back down and hung proper in his pants. I could almost make out the head. :S
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Male 117
"The helmets reminded my of daft punk....But theirs probably don`t cost $100,000"
x2
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Male 1,598
I laughed pretty hard when I saw he popped a boner... and even harder when he spun on top of it!
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Male 1,918
The helmets reminded my of daft punk....But theirs probably don`t cost $100,000
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Male 258
All you need is a pair of track pants and a gift from God.
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Male 260
... wtf was that?
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Female 735
please let that be real. wow. : )
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Female 328
One is all you need, megavidiot :P
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Male 10,855


It`s a kickstand
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Male 900
cock push-ups, how many can you do? Just one....
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Male 230
thank you
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Male 677
@ruy-guy its: Like a G6 (Dubstep remix) - Oscillator-Z

here
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Male 230
song name?
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Female 3,001
woooo, wat?
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Male 5,189
Ahahahahahah.
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Male 383
Lived in the Netherlands for a few years, and the Dutch seem quite touchy about their language. It`s a lovely country, but the language is an aural atrocity.
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Male 769
Under the helmets it`s actually Jack Black and KG, proving that roosterpushups really do work.
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Male 52
Brooklyn, Harlem, Roosevelt, Yankees, all of them are Dutch words
does that hurt in ur ears?
btw the lady is Russian, but even after living in Holland for 7 years ur lazy ass couldnt hear the difference
on topic: the Dutch dancers from this show are prolly the best in the world
ive seen the SYTYCD versions from other countries but hey pale compared to the DUTCH!!!!!
bye
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Male 127
I was expecting this to be a viagra commercial at the end, but then it didnt.

I`m sure it`s a a prop, but thats not improv.
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Male 842
@TokioKoos Tell that to Carlos Mencia.

On-topic: Ew.
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Female 412
thecranberry: Referring to Dutch as a throat disease is an old joke that we`ve heard a million times. It`s definitely not davymid`s own `joke` that he came up with, but rather one the Dutch have come up with on their own. So I`d hardly call him a `comedian`. In order to be one; you have to be original.
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Male 34
Jeez Iceblack and company. Really, take a chill pill. I am not Dutch, but dutch is my first language and I used to teach it. I`m the first to admit that it`s a strange language, and the way the dutch pronounce it also hurts my ears. This site is called I Am Bored, you shouldn`t take the comments that seriously.
BTW, nice boner.
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Male 730
http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=IoLIU2NI66w

As a reference in your quest to grow a normal, human sense of humor, I leave you this clip of professional comedian Dylan Moran being really bigoted towards Germans. Notice that he is not actually a bigot, but instead relies on the hypocrisy and absurdity of saying things like that as the crutch of his humor.
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Male 730
Haha what are you talking about iceblack? What does being a moderator on a website like this have to do with ANYTHING? He`s not an elected official or something, trying to keep the peace. Anyway, attitudes like yours are what make comedians` jobs hard; you overlook the inherent absurdity of denouncing an entire language as a disease and instead take the comment at face value. This, funnily enough, reveals you to be someone who is open to entertaining the idea "this language is a disease" as an actual idea worthy of debate and, by extension, a complete retard.

tl;dr - Comedic use of hyperbole, motherdrater! Do you speak it?
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Female 412
@davymid: Funny, the lady is Russian, not Dutch.

I know people from England and the US who have lived in Holland just 5 years and speak and understand Dutch really well already. Perhaps if you had actually taken the time to learn any Dutch while you were here for 7 (seven!) years, you wouldn`t think of the language in this way anymore.
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Male 840
@ iceblack, I also agree with you. Generally, this community is a nice one compared to other sites I read the comments on.
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Male 881
@iceblack, I agree with you.
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Male 76
that`s totally not his dong.

REALLY?????....ya think?????....well done eastern US
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Female 812
Hahaha nice viral!
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Male 15,832
lastrouge [quote]@kaagan/troll it can be a plane... or a pontiac.[/quote]
...or the G8 before they admitted Canada and Russia.
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Male 551
@davymid

Are you a mod? Because that`s the most repulsive, disgusting, offensive thing I`ve ever heard about ANY language. Coming from a mod seems contradictory to your position, and even if you weren`t a mod, you should not say that

I`m not dutch, I don`t understand what they say and I think I won`t learn even a word of dutch in my life, but what you just said is unacceptable for a person

And some people are going to tell me to chill and to not make a big deal out of this, that this is the internet and there are worse comments out there, but that doesn`t make an excuse for you to say such things
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Male 179
that`s totally not his dong.
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Male 307
Welcome to The Machine - your new God.
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Male 31
He`s been doin` c*ck push-ups. It`s where you lay flat on the ground, and let your boner lift you up off the floor.
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Male 94
i expected this video to be another "omg that crippled guy can really hit it"...

but i was unpleasantly surprised.

my fist is still jammed in my mouth.
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Male 176
ball bustingly epic!

@kaagan/troll it can be a plane... or a pontiac.
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Male 4,793
No wai..
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Male 373
We`ve all pictured a moment like this in our head, but now it is a reality.
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Male 1,834
damn!
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Male 541
WTF, that was intense
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Male 1,627
was that a G6?
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Male 12,138
Having lived in Holland for seven years and since moved to Canada, the lady speaking Dutch reminded me of my time there.

To this day, I still say Dutch isn`t a language, it`s a f*cking throat disease. For me at least, listening to someone speaking Dutch is like being dry-raped aurally. In both ears simultaneously. Probably by hard-ons like the dude in this vid.

On-topic, the breakdancing was fairly awesome. Wouldn`t want to do it on a splintery floor though.
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Male 2
I guess I am not the only one in the world that can do that after all. ;)
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Male 2,893
Holy sh*t.
That was unexpected.
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Male 40,216
DFWBrysco... I saw it.
It took me this long to calm down.

I saw that vid and heard a hallelujah chorus of angels. My heart raced... and stopped at the same time.

I`m in love
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Female 37
Ummm wow
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Female 4,447
I don`t know how he did that, but there`s no way in hell he did it with his peen. And really...I couldn`t stop staring!! >.<
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Male 551
C`mon guys... Are you telling me you have never
done that?...

Buy seriously, I like the song
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Male 2,788
jesus christ that is a big dick.
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Male 307
Gerry1of1 must not have seen this yet - I can`t imagine him letting this pass by without a comment...
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Male 2,441
Wow
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Male 258
Tosh needs an inappropriate dance moves 2.
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Male 768
Easy.
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Male 2,402
Gives a whole new meaning to "I got a rocket in my pocket"!
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Female 3,598
that has got to be a fake schlong. no way around it.
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Female 68
So it`s okay to use your peen to dance but you can`t pull it out and rub it against unsuspecting women on the subway. Alright, I am bumfuzzled!
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Male 158
Screw balls, you need a DICK of steel for that move!
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Male 559
oh my god
this is both disgusting and hilarious
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Male 160
it all makes sense why his partner is on the crutches .-.
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Male 15,510
"I havent seen many people that moves like that"

Have about nobody??
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Male 2,513
Wow. He must`ve done so many rooster push-ups in preparation for that dance. One is all you need
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Male 2,688
Spinning on your peen... Next dance craze of the millennium... Sorry ladies... Guys only...
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Male 422
Big deal. So he can breakdance, sort of. Almost all horses can.
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Male 178
O_O
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Male 25,416
WOw, somebody got excited! thats cool tho!
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Male 109
that was really disturbing
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Female 527
Is this real? I wasn`t convinced that it was real by the judges comments.
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Male 25
For real?
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Male 1,299
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