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Date: 11/15/10 06:00 PM

60 Responses to Drunk Woman Interviewed Moments After Crash

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Link: Drunk Woman Interviewed Moments After Crash - This drunk woman is here, interviewed just minutes after she crashed into a school bus. Just keep your mouth shut, lady.
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    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    "Um....um...let me just put my foot in my...um....mouth, thank you." Idiot *rolls eyes*
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    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    "Instead of the brake, I hit the... uhhhg.."
    "Gas pedal."
    "Gas pedal, yeah. Thank you."

    lmfao
  4. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    dah... ummmmmm.... gas pedal.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    My mother is like that. I don`t know HOW the cops keep letting her drive. She`s not drunk, just senile as hell.
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    Aw man, this was totally me on saturday

    Roomate: hey, do u know where the ketchup is?
    Me: Uh... yeah, it`s in the uh... right in the... the uh... *laughs at something else* that thing next to the stove...
    Roomate: the cabinet?
    Me: yeah that`s the one.
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    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    `the driver was arrested` well, I would hope so
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    nice
  9. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1255 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    I, uhhhhh, assadenally... hittha...

    "Assadenally".
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    She looks like a smart, responsible adult
  11. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    Auto-tune it and call it a day.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    the whachu makaliet?!??
  13. Profile photo of barrelmonkey
    barrelmonkey Male 18-29
    135 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    it wasnt me officimer!!
  14. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    "Instead of hitting the brake, I hit the... uhh... umm..."

    The bottle? The crack pipe? The school bus?
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    xxEmo_kid_xx Female 18-29
    206 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    LMAO this is great.
  16. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    The title of this post is all wrong. It should be called "People`s Exhibit A."
  17. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    I hope she can never drive again. She wasn`t even smart or sober enough to put a sentence together.
  18. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    I hit the Bacah-di!
  19. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    I love that it`s a short bus.
  20. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    Give her a break. I forgot what it was called too!!!
  21. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    Ugh, sad.
  22. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    I actually know people who are like that even sober, including the $#!+ty driving, so I actually can`t say I`m convinced that she was drunk, although I hope for her sake that she was.
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    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    I think. I. Uh. Wait... What? Uh? OH YEAH! Uh. That lady is so F`n gone. Lol
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    Tommasso1618 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    This.....this is awesome.....
  25. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    Pretty bad crash to cause that severe of brain damage. She should sue.
  26. Profile photo of theos12
    theos12 Male 40-49
    38 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    I Googled WESH Channel 2 news. Guess what? FLORIDA. Shoulda known.
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    Aeladil Female 18-29
    518 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    She doesn`t really sound drunk to me. If she is, she does an incredibly good job at not slurring her words and not having blown pupils.
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    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    Thought for a moment she was going to say the "speedy up thingy" instead of "gas pedal"
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    seetherage Male 18-29
    85 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    "None of the children was injured" rofl
  30. Profile photo of Monstiere81
    Monstiere81 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    @seetherage: If you`re going to comment as a grammar Nazi, please make sure you know what you`re saying. "None of the children was injured" is correct because "none" is considered singular. :-)
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    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    Yeah, perhaps monstiere81... but children is plural, sooo was should be were.
  32. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    Seriously Monstiere81?

    ""None of the children was injured" is correct because "none" is considered singular. ""

    The subject of the sentence is "children" which is plural. Thus "children were" not "children was"

    Before you decide to correct someone, know what the HELL you are talking about.
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    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    People who argue grammar on the internet is stupid.
  34. Profile photo of monkey_spank
    monkey_spank Male 30-39
    51 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:05 am
    take her license away for ever... she could have killed someone
  35. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:11 am
    What caught my attention most was "None of the children was injured."
  36. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:13 am
    none is a contraction of not one so therefore "none of the children was injured" is correct.
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    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:31 am
    "People who argue grammar on the internet stupid."

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    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 4:19 am
    accelerator!
  39. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 4:34 am
    "People who argue grammar on the nternet stupid."
  40. Profile photo of Squinky
    Squinky Female 18-29
    117 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:23 am
    she could have been in shock. This woman hit a kid right next to my house and she was talking like that but she wasn`t drunk, the police breath-tested her
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:35 am
    things other than alcohol can make you slurr speach. breath-a-lizers arent` a final answer
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    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:50 am
    this needs to be an autotuned remix
  43. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 6:25 am
    i dont think she was drunk but defiantly pilled out
  44. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 6:33 am
    Nice hat.
  45. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 7:00 am
    She looks like she was hit by a bus.
  46. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 7:02 am
    Wow... Just wow.
  47. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 7:18 am
    WHHAAAATTT? How exactly did the reporter get to talk to her before the police?
  48. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 7:51 am
    This is poor reporting. Why didn`t he state the outcome of the breathalyzer? There`s no WAY the police didn`t give her one. I doubt they were just `left to wonder` her state of sobriety. If it turns out she was sober and just in shock, wouldn`t this be considered defamation?
  49. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:11 am
    "Instead of hitting the brake, I hit the...................herp derp"
  50. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Pheeshy5 - "Instead of hitting the brake, I hit the...................herp derp"

    Dude, that cracked me up. Funny stuff.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:54 am
    "If it turns out she was sober and just in shock, wouldn`t this be considered defamation?"

    I don`t think so. Only because she defamed her own character. The interviewer was certainly patient and only asked simple questions. She could have refused interview which would have been smart... then again, consider the source.

    The better question is, how did she have time to take an interview? I am curious how someone could hit a schoolbus, the cops and media have time to show up and she is still not in custody and has time to interview? Strange to me. I would think they would test her and arrest her first thing.
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    elderban99 Male 40-49
    180 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Well, obviously there are drunk people up in Lincoln Park...

    $10 says she becomes the next "bed intruder" song...who knows, maybe that`s what she was trying to do.

    Hide your kids, hide your school buses!
  53. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    splurbyburbl: Ya, no kidding. Isn`t that a cop car in the background? Why would the police let her talk to the reporter if she were drunk?

    There`s got to be more to this story...
  54. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Shes fine!
  55. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    You have the right to remain silent.
    Seriously kids, remember this. When you are wasted and plow into school bus, keep your mouth shut, and don`t submit to any sort of test. Duh!
  56. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31762 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    Good advice @mykunter, but drunks do have trouble remaining silent, eh? lolz!
  57. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 2:49 am
    none is a contraction of not one so therefore "none of the children was injured" is correct.
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    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 2:50 am
    what the... I totally posted my previous comment ages ago. Why did it take so long to show up? Now it seems out of context and petty.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    is she allowed to be alone with no supervision? let alone driving a car?

    HAHAHA the dude on the news said "you`re welcome" like he was the one who told her what the gas pedal is!!!!

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