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Date: 11/03/10 11:04 AM

44 Responses to Don`t Tell Me What You Think I Need, Google [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Msiclvr82
    Msiclvr82 Female 18-29
    1 post
    November 3, 2010 at 9:54 am
    Link: Don`t Tell Me What You Think I Need, Google - Google is my new nagging dietitian.
  2. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Lol.
  3. Profile photo of sofaking42
    sofaking42 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:13 am
    Hahaha this trick is soo funny...Not
  4. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:14 am
    I just had to try this and googled "waffles"

    no problem on my end.

    Now to Google "blue waffles" and see what happens.
  5. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:18 am
    Huh?? WTF is a carrot!!??
  6. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Is this Google trying to curb piracy by augmenting search results? fail.
  7. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:23 am
    I only get waffles. Have to call waffles on this.
  8. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Dang Google ! Thats not what I crave.
  9. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:25 am
    This is fake as Jenn Sterger`s boobs. I googled "waffles" and got results for waffles. Nothing else.
  10. Profile photo of ForAllThSin
    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
    273 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:28 am
    i got waffles

    this post am LIES
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:33 am
    google Carrot and you get Carrot Top and that`s truely frightening!
  12. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:42 am
    FAKE. Fakeyballs to the max faking fake-out potential with extra fake sauce.
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:47 am
    You mis-spelt blue waffle
  14. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Apples... did you mean KFC Double-down?
  15. Profile photo of blackcatseye
    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    yeah Google UK gives you waffles, cos we`re not as fat as USA
  16. Profile photo of nijd
    nijd Male 18-29
    267 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    "yeah Google UK gives you waffles, cos we`re not as fat as USA"

    The immense lameness of that joke was amplified by the fact that it isn`t even google UK in the pic.
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Google thinks youf fat!
  18. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Well here`s the explanation:

    Waffles? Don`t You Mean Carrots?

    BTW - already submitted the above link, because every time I put a link in a reply someone submits it.
  19. Profile photo of LifeRocker
    LifeRocker Male 13-17
    54 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    " "yeah Google UK gives you waffles, cos we`re not as fat as USA"

    The immense lameness of that joke was amplified by the fact that it isn`t even google UK in the pic."

    Exactly, because Google UK would give you waffles, which is what the person was looking for, get it? :)
  20. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    "Now to Google "blue waffles" and see what happens."


    Something`s fishy here... seems like a trick.
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Ha ha Google want you to start eating healthy
  22. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Blue waffles yum
  23. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    DO NOT GOOGLE "Blue Waffle" and press "I`m feeling lucky"... You will regret it like when you googled: tub girl, goatse, pain olympics etc.
  24. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Jeez. Some people need to get with it.. seriously.

    knowyourmeme.com /memes/waffles-dont-you-mean-carrots

    ^^explanation.
  25. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    Blue waffle?...ok, I no longer want waffles for breakfast tomorrow.
  26. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    @ MrPeabody..... Thanks for the link. Educational when I don`t have the time to learn this pooterton stuff.
  27. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    damn you scoomanchoo, you knew I`d google that. Frakking reverse psychology...
  28. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    haha weird why would it ask if you meant carrot? wth?
  29. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    Thank you Mr Peabody for the link, but this joke fails if it requires so much explanation.
  30. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    THIS IS SHENNANIGANS!!! I JUST googled `waffles`, it does NOT suggest `carrots`! <.<
  31. Profile photo of XxCraigxX
    XxCraigxX Male 13-17
    114 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    Bullpoo, it doesn`t say carrots
  32. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    Google needs to reassess its suggestions:

    How many people ASK this? Guys...seriously?
  33. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    It would be REALLY easy for anyone who knows how to select, cut and paste to shop this. I`m calling shopped. That, or a really weird practical joke carried out by Google.
  34. Profile photo of kyle6513
    kyle6513 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    silly people, without google instant you just take away what you typed and don`t search.
  35. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 6:02 am
    lol @Starshimmer...I just so happened to be listening to The End (The Doors) while looking over your image and it was right at the point where Morrison wails,
    "Mother...I want to...DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT YOUUUUUUUU"

    But seriously, I think that the majority of people who find themselves in the mortifying position of being sexually attracted to their parent/s probably never had much of an opportunity to form close emotional bonds with them.

    (Not...that I would know anything about it personally... <_< >_> ...)
  36. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 6:06 am
    @starshimmer - I regularly ask Google three of those questions. The answers, in order, are: STI, she`s hot, I gave him an STI. I don`t judge your life choices, I`ll ask you to please not judge me
  37. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 7:14 am
    Whatever floats your boat eskimo. Might I suggest you visit/move to West Virginia. You`ll probably be very comfortable there. As for your last answer...0_o
  38. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 10:41 am
    @Geogypsy-
    According to Freud, every male is sexually attracted to his mother. But then, Freud spent a lot of his time high on cocaine.
  39. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    How in the hell did this go from waffles and carrots to drating your mother?
  40. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 5, 2010 at 9:18 am
    HAHAHAHA
  41. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 6, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    stupid
  42. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    November 6, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    i just tried that and it didn`t work for me...i want my own dietitian too...
  43. Profile photo of dirtysouth38
    dirtysouth38 Male 30-39
    66 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    hmmmm...waffles
  44. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:46 am
    in old Google, just type in
    Carrets... get the auto correction screen up
    Then change the search to Waffles. Then just open up paint cut and paste the waffles bit and then it looks real.

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