Don`t Tell Me What You Think I Need, Google [Pic]

Submitted by: Msiclvr82 6 years ago in Weird

Google is my new nagging dietitian.
There are 44 comments:
Male 5,413
in old Google, just type in
Carrets... get the auto correction screen up
Then change the search to Waffles. Then just open up paint cut and paste the waffles bit and then it looks real.
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Male 66
hmmmm...waffles
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Female 546
i just tried that and it didn`t work for me...i want my own dietitian too...
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Male 999
stupid
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Male 2,788
HAHAHAHA
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Male 795
How in the hell did this go from waffles and carrots to drating your mother?
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Male 2,868
@Geogypsy-
According to Freud, every male is sexually attracted to his mother. But then, Freud spent a lot of his time high on cocaine.
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Female 331
Whatever floats your boat eskimo. Might I suggest you visit/move to West Virginia. You`ll probably be very comfortable there. As for your last answer...0_o
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Male 703
@starshimmer - I regularly ask Google three of those questions. The answers, in order, are: STI, she`s hot, I gave him an STI. I don`t judge your life choices, I`ll ask you to please not judge me
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Male 2,548
lol @Starshimmer...I just so happened to be listening to The End (The Doors) while looking over your image and it was right at the point where Morrison wails,
"Mother...I want to...DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT YOUUUUUUUU"

But seriously, I think that the majority of people who find themselves in the mortifying position of being sexually attracted to their parent/s probably never had much of an opportunity to form close emotional bonds with them.

(Not...that I would know anything about it personally... <_< >_> ...)
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Male 18
silly people, without google instant you just take away what you typed and don`t search.
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Male 2,868
It would be REALLY easy for anyone who knows how to select, cut and paste to shop this. I`m calling shopped. That, or a really weird practical joke carried out by Google.
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Female 331
Google needs to reassess its suggestions:

How many people ASK this? Guys...seriously?
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Male 114
Bullpoo, it doesn`t say carrots
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Male 257
THIS IS SHENNANIGANS!!! I JUST googled `waffles`, it does NOT suggest `carrots`! <.<
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Male 3,842
Thank you Mr Peabody for the link, but this joke fails if it requires so much explanation.
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Female 3,598
haha weird why would it ask if you meant carrot? wth?
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Male 2,121
damn you scoomanchoo, you knew I`d google that. Frakking reverse psychology...
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Male 4,807
@ MrPeabody..... Thanks for the link. Educational when I don`t have the time to learn this pooterton stuff.
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Female 1,652
Blue waffle?...ok, I no longer want waffles for breakfast tomorrow.
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Female 307
Jeez. Some people need to get with it.. seriously.

knowyourmeme.com /memes/waffles-dont-you-mean-carrots

^^explanation.
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Male 219
DO NOT GOOGLE "Blue Waffle" and press "I`m feeling lucky"... You will regret it like when you googled: tub girl, goatse, pain olympics etc.
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Male 2,441
Blue waffles yum
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Male 15,510
Ha ha Google want you to start eating healthy
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Female 2,674
"Now to Google "blue waffles" and see what happens."


Something`s fishy here... seems like a trick.
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Male 54
" "yeah Google UK gives you waffles, cos we`re not as fat as USA"

The immense lameness of that joke was amplified by the fact that it isn`t even google UK in the pic."

Exactly, because Google UK would give you waffles, which is what the person was looking for, get it? :)
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Male 1,920
Well here`s the explanation:

Waffles? Don`t You Mean Carrots?

BTW - already submitted the above link, because every time I put a link in a reply someone submits it.
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Male 25,416
Google thinks youf fat!
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Male 267
"yeah Google UK gives you waffles, cos we`re not as fat as USA"

The immense lameness of that joke was amplified by the fact that it isn`t even google UK in the pic.
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Female 685
yeah Google UK gives you waffles, cos we`re not as fat as USA
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Male 2,748
Apples... did you mean KFC Double-down?
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Male 2,619
You mis-spelt blue waffle
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Male 5,194
FAKE. Fakeyballs to the max faking fake-out potential with extra fake sauce.
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Male 39,929
google Carrot and you get Carrot Top and that`s truely frightening!
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Male 273
i got waffles

this post am LIES
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Male 3,842
This is fake as Jenn Sterger`s boobs. I googled "waffles" and got results for waffles. Nothing else.
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Male 6,693
Dang Google ! Thats not what I crave.
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Male 1,920
I only get waffles. Have to call waffles on this.
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Male 1,547
Is this Google trying to curb piracy by augmenting search results? fail.
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Male 2,548
Huh?? WTF is a carrot!!??
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Male 4,807
I just had to try this and googled "waffles"

no problem on my end.

Now to Google "blue waffles" and see what happens.
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Male 252
Hahaha this trick is soo funny...Not
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Male 17,511
Lol.
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Female 1
Link: Don`t Tell Me What You Think I Need, Google [Pic] [Rate Link] - Google is my new nagging dietitian.
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