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Date: 11/09/10 07:17 AM

34 Responses to Darth Vader: What If He Used One Of These [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2010 at 7:19 am
    Link: Darth Vader: What If He Used One Of These - Think about it: If Vader used one of these bad boys, Star Wars never happens.
  2. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2010 at 7:24 am
    i know you arent
  3. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:26 am
    huh? star wars would have happened even if he used a condom. i mean, there just wouldnt be any luke skywalker or princess leia. so really if DV used a condom he wouldve had an easier time taking over the universe.
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    tinki911 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:27 am
    and what a shame that he didn`t
  5. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:29 am
    I want one.
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2010 at 7:37 am
    "Think about it: If Vader used one of these bad boys, Star Wars never happens."

    The Original Trilogy would never happen, the second Trilogy would still. Besides without Luke and Leia on the way, Vader would just raise to absolute power
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:38 am
    @Gleeballs

    Lol that is right
  8. Profile photo of i-am-ninja
    i-am-ninja Male 18-29
    142 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:59 am
    "huh? star wars would have happened even if he used a condom. i mean, there just wouldnt be any luke skywalker or princess leia. so really if DV used a condom he wouldve had an easier time taking over the universe."

    the only reason anakin became darth vader was to save padme from dying...in child birth if he used a condom she wouldnt have died and he wouldnt have gone evil...well not the way he did in the movie at least
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:02 am
    lol win!
  10. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:07 am
    Wow. I just realized that I dreamt last night that I was Princess Leia, except I was more badass. And Hans Solo was hotter. Best dream ever.
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    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:11 am
    >_> i hate being geeky... but...

    "The Original Trilogy would never happen, the second Trilogy would still. Besides without Luke and Leia on the way, Vader would just raise to absolute power"

    Surely if he had never got Padmé pregnant, she wouldn`t have died in childbirth, the number one reason that he turned to the darkside in the attempt to save her from doing so.

    She wouldn`t die, he wouldn`t have been tempted by the darkside, mace windu would have successfully captured the emperor as he wouldn`t have been able to bargain with anakin.


    Lesson to be learnt ladies and gents, condoms prevent entire wars.
  12. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:22 am
    "Wow. I just realized that I dreamt last night that I was Princess Leia, except I was more badass. And Hans Solo was hotter. Best dream ever."

    Perhaps you don`t understand, it doesn`t get any hotter than Harrison Ford.
  13. Profile photo of Ari--
    Ari-- Female 18-29
    119 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:29 am
    "Hans Solo" hahahaha
  14. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Ari-- That`s right, girl. And I had a little `hands solo" time after that dream, if you know what I mean ;) Haha
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    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:26 am
    Use the force Luke
  16. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Luke, use the force
    before intercourse.
  17. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2010 at 10:50 am
    F*cking brilliant.

    And I agree with Thetas, Harrison Ford is as hot as it gets
  18. Profile photo of i-am-ninja
    i-am-ninja Male 18-29
    142 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:16 am
    @Grizzzzzzzzz

    Actually episodes 4,5, and 6 would have still happened cause vader wasnt supposed to be lukes dad in the original way george lucas made it
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Awesome!
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 9, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Nocciolina "Harrison Ford is as hot as it gets"


    Was
  21. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    I feel like "novelty" and "contraception" should not mix. Ever.
  22. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
  23. Profile photo of Shadowkin
    Shadowkin Male 40-49
    188 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Remove from packge before use. Not for use in rear thruster. Not light saber safe.
  24. Profile photo of bonjour2010
    bonjour2010 Female 18-29
    24 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    *Photoshopped* The original was in French!
  25. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    If Vader were immature:
    Vader: "Luke, I F**ed your mother."
    Luke: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

    If Monty Python wrote Star Wars:
    Vader: "Now stand aside, worthy adversary."
    Luke: "`Tis but a scratch."
    Vader: "A scratch? Your arm`s off!"
    Luke: "No it isn`t."
    Vader: "Well what`s that then?"
    Luke: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

    If Vader wore a condom:
    Vader: "Luke, I am not your father"
    Luke: "...huh? And?"
    Vader: "Which means Obi-Wan is your father.".
    Luke: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  26. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    *giggle*
  27. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    lame
  28. Profile photo of Tommasso1618
    Tommasso1618 Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    @bonjour2010

    .....Who cares?
  29. Profile photo of Darkhumour
    Darkhumour Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    bonjour2010 just because the photo was taken in a shop in french and you noticed the paris bandanas doesn`t mean it was photo shopped there is lost of english stuff in paris
  30. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    GOD... if Vader used one of those, we`d have been stuck with the prequels... No original Trilogy to give us a reason to LOVE the franchise.
  31. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    LOLZ
  32. Profile photo of mosthead
    mosthead Male 18-29
    95 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    Shoulda used one of those. Baby is due May 24th.
  33. Profile photo of jaRv1s
    jaRv1s Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:44 am
    brilliant
  34. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 12:36 am
    "Shoulda used one of those. Baby is due May 24th."

    Yeah, maybe you should have you ungrateful little prick.

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