Darth Vader: What If He Used One Of These [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Think about it: If Vader used one of these bad boys, Star Wars never happens.
There are 34 comments:
Female 98
"Shoulda used one of those. Baby is due May 24th."

Yeah, maybe you should have you ungrateful little prick.
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Male 28
brilliant
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Male 95
Shoulda used one of those. Baby is due May 24th.
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Male 1,834
LOLZ
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Male 2,688
GOD... if Vader used one of those, we`d have been stuck with the prequels... No original Trilogy to give us a reason to LOVE the franchise.
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Male 257
bonjour2010 just because the photo was taken in a shop in french and you noticed the paris bandanas doesn`t mean it was photo shopped there is lost of english stuff in paris
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Male 202
@bonjour2010

.....Who cares?
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Male 2,056
lame
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Female 246
*giggle*
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Male 494
If Vader were immature:
Vader: "Luke, I F**ed your mother."
Luke: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

If Monty Python wrote Star Wars:
Vader: "Now stand aside, worthy adversary."
Luke: "`Tis but a scratch."
Vader: "A scratch? Your arm`s off!"
Luke: "No it isn`t."
Vader: "Well what`s that then?"
Luke: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

If Vader wore a condom:
Vader: "Luke, I am not your father"
Luke: "...huh? And?"
Vader: "Which means Obi-Wan is your father.".
Luke: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Female 24
*Photoshopped* The original was in French!
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Male 188
Remove from packge before use. Not for use in rear thruster. Not light saber safe.
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Male 1,598
I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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Male 1,256
I feel like "novelty" and "contraception" should not mix. Ever.
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Male 39,530
Nocciolina "Harrison Ford is as hot as it gets"


Was
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Male 25,417
Awesome!
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Male 142
@Grizzzzzzzzz

Actually episodes 4,5, and 6 would have still happened cause vader wasnt supposed to be lukes dad in the original way george lucas made it
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Female 1,623
F*cking brilliant.

And I agree with Thetas, Harrison Ford is as hot as it gets
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Male 812
Luke, use the force
before intercourse.
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Male 950
Use the force Luke
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Female 2,674
Ari-- That`s right, girl. And I had a little `hands solo" time after that dream, if you know what I mean ;) Haha
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Female 119
"Hans Solo" hahahaha
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Male 1,540
"Wow. I just realized that I dreamt last night that I was Princess Leia, except I was more badass. And Hans Solo was hotter. Best dream ever."

Perhaps you don`t understand, it doesn`t get any hotter than Harrison Ford.
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Male 489
>_> i hate being geeky... but...

"The Original Trilogy would never happen, the second Trilogy would still. Besides without Luke and Leia on the way, Vader would just raise to absolute power"

Surely if he had never got Padmé pregnant, she wouldn`t have died in childbirth, the number one reason that he turned to the darkside in the attempt to save her from doing so.

She wouldn`t die, he wouldn`t have been tempted by the darkside, mace windu would have successfully captured the emperor as he wouldn`t have been able to bargain with anakin.


Lesson to be learnt ladies and gents, condoms prevent entire wars.
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Female 2,674
Wow. I just realized that I dreamt last night that I was Princess Leia, except I was more badass. And Hans Solo was hotter. Best dream ever.
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Female 9,557
lol win!
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Male 142
"huh? star wars would have happened even if he used a condom. i mean, there just wouldnt be any luke skywalker or princess leia. so really if DV used a condom he wouldve had an easier time taking over the universe."

the only reason anakin became darth vader was to save padme from dying...in child birth if he used a condom she wouldnt have died and he wouldnt have gone evil...well not the way he did in the movie at least
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Male 15,510
@Gleeballs

Lol that is right
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Male 15,510
"Think about it: If Vader used one of these bad boys, Star Wars never happens."

The Original Trilogy would never happen, the second Trilogy would still. Besides without Luke and Leia on the way, Vader would just raise to absolute power
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Male 6,694
I want one.
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Female 37
and what a shame that he didn`t
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Female 850
huh? star wars would have happened even if he used a condom. i mean, there just wouldnt be any luke skywalker or princess leia. so really if DV used a condom he wouldve had an easier time taking over the universe.
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Male 498
i know you arent
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Male 20,825
Link: Darth Vader: What If He Used One Of These [Pic] [Rate Link] - Think about it: If Vader used one of these bad boys, Star Wars never happens.
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