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Date: 11/12/10 08:45 AM

45 Responses to Darth Vader Vs Hitler: Epic Rap Battles of History

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36212 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 8:11 am
    Link: Darth Vader Vs Hitler: Epic Rap Battles of History - Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler go head to head, B-Boy style. NSFW language, of course.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Darth Vader won hands down (but the step in my shower part of Hitler was a dark, dark win)
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    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 8:56 am
    stupid
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    Sarph Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 9:00 am
    That was.. epic?
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    Sarph Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 9:01 am
    Sorry for doublepost, but Angelmassb is so right.
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    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 9:01 am
    effing amazing
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:09 am
    @Angelmassb I agree, Vader won but that shower thing was a little much
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    emetro03 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 9:12 am
    that made me smile :)
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Oi, leave my avatar alone.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 9:19 am
    Skeptical at first, but this was fcuking HIGH-LARIOUS.
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    martinikene Male 18-29
    306 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 9:23 am
    Probably most of the normal people agree that that was epic.
    Impossible to choose who won.
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    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 9:41 am
    They could`ve at least spelled Adolf right...
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36212 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 9:49 am
    did everyone notice the Special Guest Appearance by our very own TopperHey ?

    Well done guy.
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    OssimJohn Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:03 am
    Vader won! His skills know no bounds!
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    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:03 am
    "They could`ve at least spelled Adolf right..."

    hahahaha that`s so true. omg now they`re idiots.
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:28 am
    Omg as much as I really didn`t want to, I Lol`d so hard.
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:43 am
    I spit beer on my keyboard at the "step in my shower" bit. This was funnier than I would have expected.
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    CJ0135 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:48 am
    That was amazing. Vader won
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:58 am
    I call that Dirty Sanchez on you lip...

    WahHaHa...

    Vader ..1
    Adolph ..0
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    mycol Male 30-39
    13 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    As far as being evil Hitler wins, but the rap battle goes to Vader.
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    chrunchy Male 30-39
    77 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Too bad we couldn`t have frozen Hitler in Carbonite then once a year we could wake him up, give him a nice shower, maybe a turkey sandwich with cranberries then kick him in the balls and freeze him again.

    This would be his eternity - if he had 40 years of his life left then that would translate to roughly 14,600 nutkicks. Hmmm, reading that I feel it`s not enough. Maybe three nutkicks per day - that`s better.

    Still, having him nutkicked 43,800 times is still a pittance for the extermination of 6 million people - it`s a stain that all humanity is tarnished with from now to the end of time.

    Rot in hell, you prick.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    I tried not to laugh, but "here step into my shower" made me lose it.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    I`m going with Hitler on this one.



    Hitler was real, Vader was working for Palpatine (and then turned on him), who by the way was the actual dictator in the original trilogy, and George Lucas could only show the tip of the iceberg of Palpatine`s maliciousness.
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    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    +1 for Vader
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Hitler is, as you kids say nowadays, "dope on the mic, dawg".
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    hitler 1st verse was merkin it. all of vaders raps were whack. hitler wins.
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    didn`t watch due to the fact that WKUK`s hitler rap was, and always will, be better.
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    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    DRATING EPIC!!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36212 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    who knew Hitler could be so popular?






    was that over the top? ... I can never tell.
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    LilJackanape Female 60-69
    149 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    hahaha pretty awesome
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    November_Rai Male 30-39
    321 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    This guy rapped with a German accent. Win.
  32. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    The fact that Hitler actually rapped in a German accent took it from the start. Vader`s "Dirty Sanchez" comment tipped it back in his favor.

    Then the shower comment was made. How can you NOT consider something so darkly hilarious a win?
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    weeedoodle Male 13-17
    57 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    So... much... awesome.
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    chupti Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    People always say Hitler was really evil, but who destroyed planets? Earth is still here I believe.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    "I preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version."

    Well f*ck me. I never thought I would be agreeing with Hitler... but here I am all the same.
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    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 8:47 am
    @Altaru I totally agree. The german accent stole it, but the step into my shower comment was the finisher.
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    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Seriously? You find Hitler`s shower joke more hilarious than the endless verbal mauling Darth just cast upon his ass? Is our knowledge of Hitler so limited that when we hear that joke, we instantly start laughing hilariously? I don`t think that counts for me. It`s zero to one for Vader, guys. Admit that he`s got planet killers.
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    gordonthulu Male 30-39
    6 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    to all you vader haters out there-- we`ll blow your planet up
  39. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    well i honestly think Hitler was more caoticly evil. Star Wars evil was about power. Nazi Evil was about eradication inferior human races. if hitler had Darth Vader`s economy and resources im sure jews and blacks wouldnt have been the only people on the gas list.

    BUT Darth Vader raps better.
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    Vadar won. Its hard because you dont wanna throw hitler out of the battle but vadar just brought so much more thunder, hitler had good jokes that went with his time I loved the shower comment it made me giggle...
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Vader owned Hitler.
  42. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    just the concept of hitler rapping is hilarious
  43. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Rap is a poem spoken with raised voice!
  44. Profile photo of Slicktorino
    Slicktorino Male 18-29
    87 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 10:47 am
    No, Nazi`s were definitely about power. Hitler wanted one master race to rule the world... I think he`s got Vader beat in the evil dept. But in the rap game I think Vader brought the heat.
  45. Profile photo of Jammacan
    Jammacan Female 13-17
    155 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    Hitler got pwned. You cannot resist the mad rhyming skills of the dark side of the force...

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