Darth Vader Vs Hitler: Epic Rap Battles of History

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 6 years ago in Funny

Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler go head to head, B-Boy style. NSFW language, of course.
There are 45 comments:
Female 155
Hitler got pwned. You cannot resist the mad rhyming skills of the dark side of the force...
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Male 87
No, Nazi`s were definitely about power. Hitler wanted one master race to rule the world... I think he`s got Vader beat in the evil dept. But in the rap game I think Vader brought the heat.
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Male 25,416
Rap is a poem spoken with raised voice!
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Male 1,834
just the concept of hitler rapping is hilarious
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Male 1,598
Vader owned Hitler.
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Male 958
Vadar won. Its hard because you dont wanna throw hitler out of the battle but vadar just brought so much more thunder, hitler had good jokes that went with his time I loved the shower comment it made me giggle...
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Male 3,619
well i honestly think Hitler was more caoticly evil. Star Wars evil was about power. Nazi Evil was about eradication inferior human races. if hitler had Darth Vader`s economy and resources im sure jews and blacks wouldnt have been the only people on the gas list.

BUT Darth Vader raps better.
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Male 6
to all you vader haters out there-- we`ll blow your planet up
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Male 240
Seriously? You find Hitler`s shower joke more hilarious than the endless verbal mauling Darth just cast upon his ass? Is our knowledge of Hitler so limited that when we hear that joke, we instantly start laughing hilariously? I don`t think that counts for me. It`s zero to one for Vader, guys. Admit that he`s got planet killers.
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Male 190
@Altaru I totally agree. The german accent stole it, but the step into my shower comment was the finisher.
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Female 2,674
"I preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version."

Well f*ck me. I never thought I would be agreeing with Hitler... but here I am all the same.
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Male 3
People always say Hitler was really evil, but who destroyed planets? Earth is still here I believe.
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Male 57
So... much... awesome.
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Male 3,482
The fact that Hitler actually rapped in a German accent took it from the start. Vader`s "Dirty Sanchez" comment tipped it back in his favor.

Then the shower comment was made. How can you NOT consider something so darkly hilarious a win?
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Male 319
This guy rapped with a German accent. Win.
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Female 149
hahaha pretty awesome
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Male 38,464
who knew Hitler could be so popular?






was that over the top? ... I can never tell.
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Male 593
DRATING EPIC!!
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Male 2,056
didn`t watch due to the fact that WKUK`s hitler rap was, and always will, be better.
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Male 1,360
hitler 1st verse was merkin it. all of vaders raps were whack. hitler wins.
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Female 2,120
Hitler is, as you kids say nowadays, "dope on the mic, dawg".
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Male 521
+1 for Vader
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Male 10,855
I`m going with Hitler on this one.



Hitler was real, Vader was working for Palpatine (and then turned on him), who by the way was the actual dictator in the original trilogy, and George Lucas could only show the tip of the iceberg of Palpatine`s maliciousness.
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Male 1,108
I tried not to laugh, but "here step into my shower" made me lose it.
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Male 77
Too bad we couldn`t have frozen Hitler in Carbonite then once a year we could wake him up, give him a nice shower, maybe a turkey sandwich with cranberries then kick him in the balls and freeze him again.

This would be his eternity - if he had 40 years of his life left then that would translate to roughly 14,600 nutkicks. Hmmm, reading that I feel it`s not enough. Maybe three nutkicks per day - that`s better.

Still, having him nutkicked 43,800 times is still a pittance for the extermination of 6 million people - it`s a stain that all humanity is tarnished with from now to the end of time.

Rot in hell, you prick.
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Male 13
As far as being evil Hitler wins, but the rap battle goes to Vader.
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Male 4,807
I call that Dirty Sanchez on you lip...

WahHaHa...

Vader ..1
Adolph ..0
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Male 35
That was amazing. Vader won
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Male 2,033
I spit beer on my keyboard at the "step in my shower" bit. This was funnier than I would have expected.
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Male 1,354
Omg as much as I really didn`t want to, I Lol`d so hard.
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Female 546
"They could`ve at least spelled Adolf right..."

hahahaha that`s so true. omg now they`re idiots.
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Male 138
Vader won! His skills know no bounds!
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Male 38,464
did everyone notice the Special Guest Appearance by our very own TopperHey ?

Well done guy.
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Male 1,455
They could`ve at least spelled Adolf right...
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Male 306
Probably most of the normal people agree that that was epic.
Impossible to choose who won.
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Male 2,868
Skeptical at first, but this was fcuking HIGH-LARIOUS.
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Male 1,929
Oi, leave my avatar alone.
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Male 19
that made me smile :)
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Male 1,312
@Angelmassb I agree, Vader won but that shower thing was a little much
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Male 226
effing amazing
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Male 194
Sorry for doublepost, but Angelmassb is so right.
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Male 194
That was.. epic?
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Male 362
stupid
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Male 15,510
Darth Vader won hands down (but the step in my shower part of Hitler was a dark, dark win)
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Male 38,464
Link: Darth Vader Vs Hitler: Epic Rap Battles of History [Rate Link] - Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler go head to head, B-Boy style. NSFW language, of course.
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