Crazy has a New Name and it`s Colleen Thomas

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago in Misc

I"ll give you two guesses why anyone would put up with this madness.
There are 87 comments:
Male 25,417
what is going on here!~
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Male 6,694
Strange lady. I think I have seen her at the grocery store.
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Female 10
Epic Rack! I could stare at those for hours...
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Female 2,525
The first minute or so sounded perfectly normal. I was thinking "Why is she crazy?" And then BAM. Aliens. I was not expecting that.
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Male 3,076
holy poo didn`t stand it more than 2 sec thank god for the mute button
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Male 1,834
mute and enjoy (.V.)
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Male 541
Is she talking..? IDK
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Male 10
Drat Google ads!!! GO AWAY!
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Female 4,086
@splurbyburl thanks for the links. read the first and listed to all of the crazy rainbow lady`s rant about `chemicals coming up out of the ground`. its a damn good thing she doesn`t live in a town with chemical companies and a petroleum refinery like i do--her head might explode.

its sad to think of people, lots of people apparently, who live their lives so scared and so paranoid that they can`t enjoy the simple everyday miracle of light refraction we call a rainbow. if i wasn`t such a hardcore atheist i`d pray long and hard for each and every one.
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Female 251
I need the number of her surgeon.
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Female 113
the writing that came up on the screen was getting in the way. boner killer.
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Male 80
wtf? that was insane
side note-HUGE boobs
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Male 2,796
Among my individiual studies on things like Myiasis and other things, I came across a strange demographic called "gang stalker victims". A very strange group of VERY paranoid people living among us. This video is of one. They believe in things like MK-ULTRA and other extreme conspiracy threories.

Gangstalking

An example of a self proclaimed gang stalking victim. These people live among us... remember that!

MK ULTRA "victim"

CAVEAT: Crazy Rainbow Lady was actually
Female 4,086
@madest -- thanks. i`m in arkansas by choice, actually. came down here for a job 20+ years ago, loved the wide open spaces and stayed.
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Male 266
I saw her mouth moving but all I saw were boobies, and words got in the way sometimes
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Male 602
This video would be a lot better with less talking and more jumping up and down.
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Male 454
I find it interesting that she chose that type of attire for her message. She may be crazy, but she gots some nice mams. Oh, and she spelled "borders" wrong.
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Male 7,378
@slut_etta, You`re my kind of peeps. What the hell are you doing in Arkansas?
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Male 2,868
@jtrebowski-
you win one internet. To redeem your prize, please send your ssn and address to the draconian grey reptile aliens controlling our government and influencing Obama to allign with Mexico`s Communist government against the American People.
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Female 4,086
KIDS, this is what happens when you indulge in too many drugs, too much alcohol, and too much bad science fiction, all at once. and i`m not even going to mention the silicone poisoning she`s obviously suffering.

seriously, women like this (and the likes of christine o`donnell, sharon angle, sarah palin, etc) make me ashamed to be a female American.

where are the best and the brightest and most pragmatic of citizens? THOSE are the people that should run for government, not nutjobs like the aforementioned females and men like mike huckabee and his ilk.

STOP THE MADNESS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.
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Male 99
omg i didnt even realize she was talking about aliens.. until i saw "U.S making deals with the reptilian grays" and "draconian controlled nazis"

what in the F*ck.. i dont even know if i would still do her
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Male 964
I raged when any ad or text poped up on the screen...by the way, what are those boobs saying anyway?
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Male 670
lmao `hidden agendas`... go drat yourself. brag brag brag.
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Male 3,369
Looks like they won`t be lacking for milk at the next tea-party.
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Male 19
Our "boarders" are open and vulnerable? Really? You want to be president and you can`t spell "borders???" Maybe you should try porn.
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Male 4,546
They should be prosecuted by who?
Cos if they`re prosecuted in a court of law, that`s paid for by taxes, well then that`s just communism.

Am I doing it right?
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Male 976
Would you like a Pearl Necklace ma`am?
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Male 1,016
I think her field of expertise should be warehousing ...cause she has a great rack !
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Male 487
"i`m fully versed in Physics..."

Looks like gravity is taking over baby
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Male 561
yes megan
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Male 108
I think im in love
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Male 2,528
The Illuminati (more accurately called the Bavarian Illuminati) weren`t established until May 1, 1776. So how could they have controlled governments for thousands of years? Did they have a time machine?
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Male 6
so what was she saying? I only saw her tater tots...
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Female 688
she has HORRIBLE boobs. bad bad bad bad boobjob, look at her uneven cleavage. do men seriously value size over movement, sensation, squidgy-ness and bounce?!
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Male 400
Yet another 2 minutes and 48 seconds of my life wasted staring at boobs....
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Female 1,401
optix reverb stole my comment
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Male 660
Nice bewbs!
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Male 263
sorry, I couldn`t hear her over her boobs.
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Male 8
This is why there should be an inteligence test before having kids. Yikes!
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Male 1,451
Fully versed in physics... yet she believes we have been visited by aliens??

I don`t doubt the EXISTENCE of life on other planets, but to you really think we have been visited multiple times without knowing it??

Think about when our own space shuttle reenters the atmosphere: Hot and BRIGHT. Many people see it. If aliens had some great technology to prevent this and we apparently bought their technology by selling our own people... wouldn`t we have this technology?
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Male 236
tits or gtfo.
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Male 61
Uh huh. sure babe... whatever you say. NOM NOM NOM
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Male 11,739
I`d just put something in her mouth to prevent her from talking. Yeah, I went there.
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Male 1,256
Really you`re gonna bring illuminati into this!? That, Ms. Thomas, is worthy of some epic lulz.


Lulz.
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Male 2,513
She`s put nude pics of herself on the net. Go forth lonely IAB`ers and seek her out
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Male 1,239
I REALLY hope this was intentionally made to be funny. Trying to seem smart while saying things like aliens and Amerifags engineered WWII (which we stayed out of until bombed)along with the very obvious fact that OMFGBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS. The thing that made this scream parody is that in addition to expecting people to focus on what she was saying the tries to make you read too while she generously talks with her hands causing quite the pendulum...
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Male 15,510
If I agree with everything she says can I see her running in slow motion?
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Male 300
Booooooobs.......
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Male 7,808
what the hell is this lady talking about?
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Female 404
and crazy has a new pair of big racks yeaaaaahhh go crazy
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Male 270
boobies say what?
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Male 2,440
Well I`ll be damned. It`s a female Alex Jones.

Her breasts are serious business. xD
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Male 795
/looks up

Am I the only one that doesn`t care one bit what she`s saying? /shrug
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Male 422
What was the video about?

All I saw were a great pair of sweatermonkeys.
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Male 39,524
I thought she was crazy until I googled it and it turns out there really are Draconians!

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Male 40,269
WHOAH! At 8:00 into that video I posted the link to? you can SEE HER PUSSY!
I swear it`s true! Go look!
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Male 194
I like the last sentence in the text. Kill the socialists!

/sarcasm off

Batpoo crazy.
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Male 40,269
Here`s 9 minutes of her ranting
Sorry, the `puppies` aren`t that visible, lolz! But you get an better idea of just HOW CRAZY this woman is...
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Male 28
"..the Illuminati, who have been governing this world for many, many thousands of years"
No we haven`t! It`s only been a FEW thousands of years.
No. No. I meant only ONE thousand years.
Oops, silly me... I mean NO thousands of years. No. None.

In fact, we don`t exist at all. Nothing to see here. Move along.
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Male 40,269
Bat poo? Oh no, this is "weapons grade crazy" like plutonium, you can`t even touch it! lolz! So hands to yourself IABers of both, er, ALL genders! Or you`ll end up just like her, only with much smaller boobs.
vv @Farsidedown when she said "exo-politics" I thought she meant outside the USA, she meant outside the PLANET! LOLZ!
Question: are the gas chambers the NSA built for all Americans or just the Jews (again) she`s not clear on that...
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Male 188
If you ever listen to Am radio late at night in n.america there is a show called "coast to coast". Its about fringe things, wackos and some super science and a few facts.


She calls in frequently. Always sounds wacko.

I think I`ll just think of TATAs when I hear her now.
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Male 2,028
...what.
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Male 3,842
PS - if I was single, I`d listen and agree with everything she said if that is what I had to do in order to bang her senseless. Oh, wait, I guess someone beat me to it, banged her senseless!
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Male 3,842
I turned the sound off and her nonsense was displayed on a scroll running up the screen, blocking my view of her boobs. Fappage fail.

Seriously, though, I had an insane neighbor who believed all this stuff about Reptilian aliens. But he didn`t have big tits, so no one listened to him. We just all thought he was batpoo insane.
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Male 1,625
STFU and show your boobies!
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Male 807
she sounds like one of those mac voices
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Male 224
nice tits
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Female 1,356
"The draconians are in control of our SS."
oh no, run!
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Female 839
how many people rushed to close the ad that covered the bottom part of the screen..? ;)

also, she is bat sht crazy
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Male 2,402
Interview process:

Yes gawd looks at those boobs.

Nazi`s yes look at those boobs

WWIII Yes look at those boobs

Federation aliens and Illuminati Yes look at those boobs!

Your hired!
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Male 40,269
The pop-up ad is "milkingtheherd.com" ZOMG!
Ooo, any PHD envies her "qualifications" 0_o

I`m thinking the text ISN`T part of her origional ad? Oh wait, she gets more nutzo at the end, Oy Vey! EVERYONE hates the Jews!
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Male 322
Was she talking?
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Male 141
"I am fully versed in alien affairs."
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Female 723
Yet, she apparently can`t find a shirt large enough to cover her breasts.
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Male 2,513
wow
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Male 225
TATS!!!!
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Male 43
Are you kidding. Look at those things. I want to build a house in there and just live in there. boo ya
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Male 21
Why are the stupid wordy things obstructing my view of her breasts?
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Female 36
An ad just came up on the bottom part of the video. I yelled at the computer. I`m a girl... )-|
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Male 2,513
I think her gift in business is in her shirt

=O
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Female 1,894
i bet her boobs get more edumacation than her
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Male 39,524
As a gay man, I probably actually listened to her. But since you straight guys didn`t have a clue what she said, nor should you be expected to listen with a rack like that, then I will just post a cute photo that will seem relevant to you.


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Male 876
Sorry, I got a little distracted...
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Male 985
No idea whats going on
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Male 421
lol...when she first said alien affairs, i jokingly thought of little green men. Turns out I was right.
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Male 163
her breast were talking =D
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Male 7,378
Link: Crazy has a New Name and it`s Colleen Thomas [Rate Link] - I`ll give you two guesses why anyone would put up with this madness.
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