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Date: 11/19/10 09:14 AM

83 Responses to Cornell Professor Outbursts at a Student`s Yawn

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    November 19, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Link: Cornell Professor Outbursts at a Student`s Yawn - Sure, the kid`s yawn was a little over the top, but jeez, man, keep your poo together.
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:29 am
    that is losing you poo? my mom freaks worse than that.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:29 am
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:32 am
    This reminded me of an ex-drill sergaent p.e teacher that i had in jr high...he`d get pissed all the time and go into steroidal boot camp rage mode, and i found it hilarious.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:36 am
    he`s going to keep everyone in class? what does he think he`s teaching, kindergarten?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:37 am
    someone seriously needs to mellow out. have a drink, smoke a bowl... get laid.. something!
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    TowerOfMagda Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:37 am
    He`s perfectly in the right. It`s rude to yawn when someone`s talking.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:41 am
    I yawned once in class when I was in grade 8, and my teacher went ape-poo and kicked me out. It was my only time ever being kicked out of class, which tells you I was never a trouble maker, and that I really did have to yawn.
    This guy was insane though.
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    raiin Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:42 am
    douchebag teachers are douchbags.
  10. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:44 am
    I wish someone had farted during the lull in his rant.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:44 am
    That wasn`t over the top..... These kids have got to learn how to grow up and be mature eventually. I would never get away with that kind of childish crap in the military.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:46 am
    220 other people arent tired?
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Meh, I`ve seen teachers freak out much worse. Also I don`t know if it`s just me but I didn`t hear the yawn, I heard like some armpit fart noises but no yawn.
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    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Yup, umad.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:49 am
    jeez, calm down, they pay your salary man.
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    mogman45 Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:52 am
    its pronounced colonel, its the highest rank in the military
  17. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:53 am
    That was a pretty loud yawn. But seriously chill the eff out you psycho.
  18. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:03 am
    All I heard was someone screwing with the volume while I was trying to listen to the yawn.
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    mts2457 Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:03 am
    @Kegomatix

    Since when is yawning childish? I`m pretty sure it`s human...
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    KidGixxer Male 30-39
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:06 am
    When a teacher use to act like that back in my day, we use to wait for them to leave at night and throw him a beating.

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    5405841 Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:06 am
    @Kegomatrix- The difference is that in the military, you`re the one getting paid. In college, the professor is getting paid by the student that he just yelled at.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:10 am
    So because the student is "paying" the teachers salary, the student can be rude and obnoxious... awesome theory there... no wonder our younger society is the generation of "I`m owed the world and shouldn`t have to work for it"
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    bamfaber09 Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:10 am
    @mogman45
    Cornell is a school, they werent trying to say Colonel, plus General is higher rank.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:15 am
    @bamfaber9: It`s a joke from The Office
  25. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Which is more distracting to the lecture, a yawn, or this assbag yelling for 5 minutes?

    The person should have stood up and apologized though.
  26. Profile photo of bamfaber09
    bamfaber09 Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:16 am
    my bad lol
  27. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Why am I the one Loser who has to go off on his class like this when the other 220 professors are nice?
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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Everyone yawns, but 95% of the time you can control how loud your yawns are. Yawning loudly in a lecture hall is a dick move.
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    KekS Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Aw man, I wanted to hear what he has to say about a kilobyte. He said it so loud, must be important.
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    Gleeballs Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:55 am
    what a little bitch.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:55 am
    "Aw man, I wanted to hear what he has to say about a kilobyte. He said it so loud, must be important."

    He said, "A KILOBYTE! I don`t know much about what kilobytes do, but I do know what they don`t do... AND THAT`S YAWN REALLY LOUDLY WHEN I AM TRYING TO GIVE A CLASS!!"

    And then after that it all went further downhill because he referenced everything in his lecture to the phantom yawner.
  32. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:56 am
    oh and
    "I heard like some armpit fart noises but no yawn." LOL seriously wtf was that..
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    November 19, 2010 at 11:10 am
    Okay Professor Moriarty it was me! Your freaking boring in your delivery.


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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    November 19, 2010 at 11:10 am
    Click Click...Click Click... what the hell was that?
  35. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 11:11 am
    I yawned loudly through his bitch-rant.
  36. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    November 19, 2010 at 11:19 am
    This is what happens when you aren`t getting any at home.
  37. Profile photo of harpster
    harpster Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 11:29 am
    I`m never seen a college professor get angry over yawning before. In my music history class there was a guy who would consistently fall asleep and snore incredibly loud and my prof still never said anything.
  38. Profile photo of Durrell
    Durrell Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 11:38 am
    @harpster you didn`t attend the University of Calgary did you? some guy did that in my music history class too(not that i can blame him, that prof had the most monotone voice ever). Prof couldn`t care less
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    NexusLetum Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 11:38 am
    While students have no good reason to be rude, the teacher does have to realize that he gains nothing by responding to it. I didn`t hear the yawn, or any giggling, or anything but HIS reaction. And that tells me that someone probably is just a boorish oaf who doesn`t know how to yawn, not necessarily trying to be disruptive. In the meantime, the prof loses class time, freaks out his class, and otherwise ruins his own image to his students.
  40. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 11:48 am
    @KekS me too :-P
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    simmerslodra Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 11:58 am
    `So because the student is "paying" the teachers salary, the student can be rude and obnoxious...`
    I get your point, but counterpoint, the most effective professor I ever had never yelled, and began his first lesson by urging us to figure out how much we were paying per credit-hour. Pretty much no-one wasted his time with childish bullpoo after being reminded that we`d be paying for our education(or lack thereof) for the next 2 decades.
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    hatface Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    I like this professor.
  43. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    I hate that F`n volume control sound that Macs have...
  44. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    November 19, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    yawning is for losers lolwut
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Can`t
    obviously
    reach
    normal
    eccentricity
    lecturing with
    loud Yawns
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    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Yaaaaawn... you losers are really argueing abouyt this.. get a F*kin life!
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    godthaab Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    I like this guy!!!!
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    seabass101dg Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    That wasn`t bad at all. He raised his voice once. He didn`t yell or anything.
  49. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    "I hate that F`n volume control sound that Macs have..."


    I like it :) It sounds like a teeny suction cup.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    ...yes, a kilobyte. A kilobyte indeed.
  51. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    I yawn all the damn time whenever I damn well please. Sorry if its decibels exceeds your little girl voice. I`m sick of fags like him.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Awkwaaaaaard
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    nastynate15 Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    *yawn* this was boring
  54. Profile photo of Chadsey
    Chadsey Female 40-49
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    November 19, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    What a lame ass professor!
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    November 19, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    All these comments make me want to... yaaaawn...
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    November 19, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    A KILOBYTE!
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    With the speakers at max, video`s volume max, and my ear right up to the speaker, I could just barely hear a yawn. His reaction was a little ridiculous. I think a simple "please don`t interrupt my lecture" would work just fine.
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    Mailbox Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    AH...a kilobyte!! I understood a killerbite.. o_O
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    VirtualParty Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    I yawn in class all the time, and I usually sit in the front row.
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    premierwondr Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    I hate when people yawn out loud during class.
    It`s really rude. How hard is it to stifle a yawn and put your hand over your mouth.
    Lecture generally sucks, I`m not disputing that. poo, I can hardly ever get myself to class, but there`s no reason to be a dick to the professor.
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    digbychicken Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    somebodys not got laid in a while
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    bordo Male 50-59
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    November 19, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    He`s either oversensitive or he wants to crack the whip early so things don`t get out of control, but reacting that way can backfire.
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    belunan Male 30-39
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    November 19, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    From what he says to the class, someone is being rude by doing it loudly on a regular basis. I don`t blame the prof at all.

    And those other students (or their parents) are paying too damned much money to be there to have to deal with that.
  64. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    somebodys not got laid in a while
    My thoughts exactly.
  65. Profile photo of Veint
    Veint Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    A kilobyte!
    Nice...
  66. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    November 19, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    "Outbursts" ?
  67. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Fair enough if someone keeps doing an exagerrated yawn to show that they are bored, that`s just rude. But what a f.ucking weasel that girl is, "Oh hey professor, it came from over there", brown nosing like that usually leaves you covered in poo.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 19, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    wow!
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    inaria Female 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    Good on him...overly loud yawning is just rude. Obviously this isn`t the first time it`s happened. Some people really need to learn manners in lecture halls. Wouldn`t be surprised if it`s a 1st year class >.>
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    jeepjones Male 30-39
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    November 19, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    How well will you and the RAT tolerate severe blunt force trauma after lecture sound? We pay your salary, maybe if it has happened before you might get a clue and figure out it`s because everyone is fighting to stay awake.
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    basherrr Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    Haha that was actually my friend Broccoli Rob who yawned really loud. He`s graduated years ago, but was just auditing the class. Broccoli Rob is known for all sorts of shenanigans like this.
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    Faggio Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    That lecturer needs to chill out, hes making the situation tense and harder to concentrate in. You think after all the time it took to get the point of being a lecturer at that university the guy would be able to take someone yawning without taking it personally and having to vent in the middle of class. It`s unprofessional in my opinion.
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    i thought it was a bit much, until he said "Alright - a kilobyte..." Coming from an electronic engineering/computer science degree, a lot of the lecturers are batsh.t insane, and hearing a dude go on about what a kilobyte is is painfully boring.
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    fivezones Male 40-49
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    November 20, 2010 at 9:49 am
    Don`t b so boring and then your students wont yawn
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    whyme73 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    why is there sounds of someone turning up the volume of their mac in the beginning?
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    raikun12 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    I didn`t hear a yawn...
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    shadowarrior Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Wow he took that too seriously. talk about tenure........
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    XxSephxX Male 13-17
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    November 20, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    I`ve yawned about 12 times in the past 5mins due to there being so much yawn everyone

    So contagious!
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    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
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    November 20, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    I yawn extremely loud during class, and no one seems to care
    damn, this prof is totally PMSing
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    dielaughing Female 13-17
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    November 21, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    It would`ve been funny if the whole class started yawning in reaction to the profesor
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    lulzpanda Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2010 at 10:05 am
    Man...someone has his panties in a bunch. Maybe if his wife was sleeping with him instead of the mailman he wouldn`t have gotten so spazzy.
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    dang007 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Crappy Prof. I thought you were going to stay until the perp. gave up or those around him/her gave him up. Do not make threats you do not keep. This guy just lost any respect that he might have had from the students.

    Plus I could tell by the way he was lecturing that he is boring as hell.
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    lastrogue Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 6:10 am
    MMMMMEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!... kilobyte

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