Cornell Professor Outbursts at a Student`s Yawn

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Sure, the kid"s yawn was a little over the top, but jeez, man, keep your poo together.
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Male 176
MMMMMEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!... kilobyte
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Male 645
Crappy Prof. I thought you were going to stay until the perp. gave up or those around him/her gave him up. Do not make threats you do not keep. This guy just lost any respect that he might have had from the students.

Plus I could tell by the way he was lecturing that he is boring as hell.
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Female 11
Man...someone has his panties in a bunch. Maybe if his wife was sleeping with him instead of the mailman he wouldn`t have gotten so spazzy.
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Female 129
It would`ve been funny if the whole class started yawning in reaction to the profesor
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Female 246
I yawn extremely loud during class, and no one seems to care
damn, this prof is totally PMSing
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Male 39
I`ve yawned about 12 times in the past 5mins due to there being so much yawn everyone

So contagious!
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Male 226
Wow he took that too seriously. talk about tenure........
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Male 586
I didn`t hear a yawn...
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Male 469
why is there sounds of someone turning up the volume of their mac in the beginning?
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Male 1,021
Don`t b so boring and then your students wont yawn
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Male 703
i thought it was a bit much, until he said "Alright - a kilobyte..." Coming from an electronic engineering/computer science degree, a lot of the lecturers are batsh.t insane, and hearing a dude go on about what a kilobyte is is painfully boring.
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Male 11
That lecturer needs to chill out, hes making the situation tense and harder to concentrate in. You think after all the time it took to get the point of being a lecturer at that university the guy would be able to take someone yawning without taking it personally and having to vent in the middle of class. It`s unprofessional in my opinion.
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Male 242
Haha that was actually my friend Broccoli Rob who yawned really loud. He`s graduated years ago, but was just auditing the class. Broccoli Rob is known for all sorts of shenanigans like this.
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Male 554
How well will you and the RAT tolerate severe blunt force trauma after lecture sound? We pay your salary, maybe if it has happened before you might get a clue and figure out it`s because everyone is fighting to stay awake.
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Female 1,515
Good on him...overly loud yawning is just rude. Obviously this isn`t the first time it`s happened. Some people really need to learn manners in lecture halls. Wouldn`t be surprised if it`s a 1st year class >.>
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Male 25,416
wow!
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Male 349
Fair enough if someone keeps doing an exagerrated yawn to show that they are bored, that`s just rude. But what a f.ucking weasel that girl is, "Oh hey professor, it came from over there", brown nosing like that usually leaves you covered in poo.
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Male 2,033
"Outbursts" ?
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Male 12
A kilobyte!
Nice...
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Male 2,440
[quote]somebodys not got laid in a while[/quote]
My thoughts exactly.
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Male 1,505
From what he says to the class, someone is being rude by doing it loudly on a regular basis. I don`t blame the prof at all.

And those other students (or their parents) are paying too damned much money to be there to have to deal with that.
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Male 907
He`s either oversensitive or he wants to crack the whip early so things don`t get out of control, but reacting that way can backfire.
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Male 235
somebodys not got laid in a while
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Male 975
I hate when people yawn out loud during class.
It`s really rude. How hard is it to stifle a yawn and put your hand over your mouth.
Lecture generally sucks, I`m not disputing that. poo, I can hardly ever get myself to class, but there`s no reason to be a dick to the professor.
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Male 787
I yawn in class all the time, and I usually sit in the front row.
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Male 255
AH...a kilobyte!! I understood a killerbite.. o_O
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Female 843
With the speakers at max, video`s volume max, and my ear right up to the speaker, I could just barely hear a yawn. His reaction was a little ridiculous. I think a simple "please don`t interrupt my lecture" would work just fine.
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Male 2,056
A KILOBYTE!
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Male 4,680
All these comments make me want to... yaaaawn...
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Female 9
What a lame ass professor!
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Male 49
*yawn* this was boring
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Male 15,510
Awkwaaaaaard
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Male 2,293
I yawn all the damn time whenever I damn well please. Sorry if its decibels exceeds your little girl voice. I`m sick of fags like him.
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Male 2,553
...yes, a kilobyte. A kilobyte indeed.
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Female 2,674
"I hate that F`n volume control sound that Macs have..."


I like it :) It sounds like a teeny suction cup.
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Male 478
That wasn`t bad at all. He raised his voice once. He didn`t yell or anything.
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Male 220
I like this guy!!!!
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Male 606
Yaaaaawn... you losers are really argueing abouyt this.. get a F*kin life!
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Male 3,915
Can`t
obviously
reach
normal
eccentricity
lecturing with
loud Yawns
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Male 1,378
yawning is for losers lolwut
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Male 306
I hate that F`n volume control sound that Macs have...
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Male 605
I like this professor.
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Male 96
`So because the student is "paying" the teachers salary, the student can be rude and obnoxious...`
I get your point, but counterpoint, the most effective professor I ever had never yelled, and began his first lesson by urging us to figure out how much we were paying per credit-hour. Pretty much no-one wasted his time with childish bullpoo after being reminded that we`d be paying for our education(or lack thereof) for the next 2 decades.
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Male 3,076
@KekS me too :-P
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Female 136
While students have no good reason to be rude, the teacher does have to realize that he gains nothing by responding to it. I didn`t hear the yawn, or any giggling, or anything but HIS reaction. And that tells me that someone probably is just a boorish oaf who doesn`t know how to yawn, not necessarily trying to be disruptive. In the meantime, the prof loses class time, freaks out his class, and otherwise ruins his own image to his students.
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Male 136
@harpster you didn`t attend the University of Calgary did you? some guy did that in my music history class too(not that i can blame him, that prof had the most monotone voice ever). Prof couldn`t care less
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Male 5
I`m never seen a college professor get angry over yawning before. In my music history class there was a guy who would consistently fall asleep and snore incredibly loud and my prof still never said anything.
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Male 6,694
This is what happens when you aren`t getting any at home.
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Female 448
I yawned loudly through his bitch-rant.
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Male 4,807
Click Click...Click Click... what the hell was that?
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Male 2,402
Okay Professor Moriarty it was me! Your freaking boring in your delivery.


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Female 850
oh and
"I heard like some armpit fart noises but no yawn." LOL seriously wtf was that..
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Male 2,796
"Aw man, I wanted to hear what he has to say about a kilobyte. He said it so loud, must be important."

He said, "A KILOBYTE! I don`t know much about what kilobytes do, but I do know what they don`t do... AND THAT`S YAWN REALLY LOUDLY WHEN I AM TRYING TO GIVE A CLASS!!"

And then after that it all went further downhill because he referenced everything in his lecture to the phantom yawner.
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Female 850
what a little bitch.
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Male 588
Aw man, I wanted to hear what he has to say about a kilobyte. He said it so loud, must be important.
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Male 606
Everyone yawns, but 95% of the time you can control how loud your yawns are. Yawning loudly in a lecture hall is a dick move.
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Male 3,322
Why am I the one Loser who has to go off on his class like this when the other 220 professors are nice?
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Male 28
my bad lol
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Female 2,674
Which is more distracting to the lecture, a yawn, or this assbag yelling for 5 minutes?

The person should have stood up and apologized though.
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Male 2,034
@bamfaber9: It`s a joke from The Office
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Male 28
@mogman45
Cornell is a school, they werent trying to say Colonel, plus General is higher rank.
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Female 2,764
So because the student is "paying" the teachers salary, the student can be rude and obnoxious... awesome theory there... no wonder our younger society is the generation of "I`m owed the world and shouldn`t have to work for it"
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Female 527
@Kegomatrix- The difference is that in the military, you`re the one getting paid. In college, the professor is getting paid by the student that he just yelled at.
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Male 182
When a teacher use to act like that back in my day, we use to wait for them to leave at night and throw him a beating.

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Female 535
@Kegomatix

Since when is yawning childish? I`m pretty sure it`s human...
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Female 1,095
All I heard was someone screwing with the volume while I was trying to listen to the yawn.
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Male 1,312
That was a pretty loud yawn. But seriously chill the eff out you psycho.
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Male 224
its pronounced colonel, its the highest rank in the military
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Female 3,001
jeez, calm down, they pay your salary man.
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Male 798
Yup, umad.
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Female 1,623
Meh, I`ve seen teachers freak out much worse. Also I don`t know if it`s just me but I didn`t hear the yawn, I heard like some armpit fart noises but no yawn.
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Male 7,611
220 other people arent tired?
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Male 1,341
That wasn`t over the top..... These kids have got to learn how to grow up and be mature eventually. I would never get away with that kind of childish crap in the military.
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Female 4,039
I wish someone had farted during the lull in his rant.
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Female 293
douchebag teachers are douchbags.
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Female 1,589
I yawned once in class when I was in grade 8, and my teacher went ape-poo and kicked me out. It was my only time ever being kicked out of class, which tells you I was never a trouble maker, and that I really did have to yawn.
This guy was insane though.
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Female 93
He`s perfectly in the right. It`s rude to yawn when someone`s talking.
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Male 38,480
someone seriously needs to mellow out. have a drink, smoke a bowl... get laid.. something!
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Male 5,314
he`s going to keep everyone in class? what does he think he`s teaching, kindergarten?
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Male 1,108
This reminded me of an ex-drill sergaent p.e teacher that i had in jr high...he`d get pissed all the time and go into steroidal boot camp rage mode, and i found it hilarious.
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Male 10,339
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!
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Female 2,509
that is losing you poo? my mom freaks worse than that.
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Male 20,163
Link: Cornell Professor Outbursts at a Student`s Yawn [Rate Link] - Sure, the kid`s yawn was a little over the top, but jeez, man, keep your poo together.
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