Constitution High School Expectations: Low [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Keep reaching for the stars, Constitution High.
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Male 5,413
At least they boast of bullturd then.
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Male 1,021
They dream of averageness
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Male 6,694
Well there you go. And proud of it.
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Male 1,678
Now lets celebrate with some moderately priced champagne! WOOOOO!!!!
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Male 2,553
>xavroche
Thank you for giving me a mission, here, on IAB: to keep Fatninja silent.

Although that goal will most likely be forgotten and/or ignored in five minutes.
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Male 604
postcount on a site trying to alleviate boredom isn`t exactly something to brag about.

Probability(user needs something to do with his/her life) = postcount/(days since becoming a member) * (1 + age of poster/100).

From his profile, he`s been a member for about 759 days and is 18-29 years old (let`s take the average of that being 23 years)

so P = 9067/759 * 1.23 = 1469% chance that Faninja01 needs a life.
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Female 1,101
I like this. They`re not over selling themselves and they seem realistic with their expectations. Better to go for a little progress every year then a whole bunch at once and mess things up!
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Female 525
@xavroche
I think I could totally live without Fatninja`s comments. They`re not even thoughtful. Their focus is to up his post count and not anything else. Drives me nuts. D<
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Male 819
"wut fatninja is annoying me. i hang around iab atleast as much as him and have been for a longer time, but his postrate is way high.... because he just keeps saying stuff like "haha wouldn`t want to be that guy" and "wow lols at the fail!" or "that must have hurt a lot"

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!!!"

Don`t hate, Fatninja`s one liner in every link is basically the greatest constant in my life. As useless as some of them are (no offense) I feel like if they stopped I might have to shave my head, take a vow of silence, and rethink the meaning of human existence....
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Male 928
I still laugh at the difference between eastern and western PA. They feel like 2 completely different worlds and are only like 6 hours apart.
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Male 364
Still better than a whole lot of the schools in Arizona - most of them have a long way to go to reach "adequate" in anything.
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Female 1,593
Damn, I should have went there. I would have been Validic... Valadict... top of the class!!!

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Should have GONE. And yes, you would`ve been top of the class.
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Male 988
"Mahaloth....this is in Pennsylvania. Do you learn about geography in Michigan?"
I learned geography in Michigan and I can draw a world map from memory and label almost every country (excluding a few island nations). Thanks for discriminating.
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Female 1,963
Wooooo!! We`re numbe... adequate!!
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Female 78
At least they`re honest.
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Male 2,436
Damn, I should have went there. I would have been Validic... Valadict... top of the class!!!
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Male 4,867
Adequate ftw
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Male 24
Mahaloth....this is in Pennsylvania. Do you learn about geography in Michigan?
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Female 836
I`d love to go to one of their pep rallies. It probably has a nap time. : D
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Male 975
Moosh do you need somebody to talk to?
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Male 5,194
Adequate yearly progress in 2007, the retention rate was acceptable, standardized testing was about par for the course, the sports teams did ok, the marching band did a reasonably good job at the parade...
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Female 245
moosh- you know. if you really wanted to kill yourself, there are much faster ways that dont include getting a diploma.
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Male 140
Adequate Yearly Progress is a term used by the state of Michigan for schools that are doing well.

It is a term that is filled with government language, but is actually quite impressive.
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Female 196
As I`ve grown up, my ambitions and expectations of myself have gone from a gleaming pillar of society to just wanting to pass my classes and get my damn degree already so I can get a job, buy a gun and shoot myself in the head.

It`s life. At least Constitution isn`t all jaded about it yet. Way to go guys.
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Male 12,365
Adequate is adequate. That`s what it means. There`s no point pretending that everyone and everything can be superb. Adequate progress is exactly what should be aimed for because if it`s defined correctly then it`s an achievable and sustainable improvement.

Besides, we don`t know what the goals are, what degree of progress is deemed adequate and what situation the school was in before. We don`t even know if this is a real school.
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Male 255
At least it wasn`t "epic".
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Male 38,507
the kids that flunked at this school-of-low-standards must really be stupid
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Male 3,619
wut fatninja is annoying me. i hang around iab atleast as much as him and have been for a longer time, but his postrate is way high.... because he just keeps saying stuff like "haha wouldn`t want to be that guy" and "wow lols at the fail!" or "that must have hurt a lot"

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!!!
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Male 1,312
Way to be mediocre!
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Male 11,740
The goals are adequate, the school is adequate, the graduates are adequate McDonald`s employees. No, I don`t want fries with that.
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Male 25,416
Wow, lolz at the fail!
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Male 491
Way to reach for the stars there.
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Female 2,120
♪Oh, wouldn`t it be adequate!♪
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Male 56
It`s No Child Left Behind terminology. If the schools don`t make adequate yearly progress they go on probation. They probably weren`t making it before.
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Male 975
I`d laugh but I`m already content.
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Male 1,882
The sign seems fairly adequate, not too exciting, but gets the message across.

Thumbs sideways?
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Male 2,441
Yeah at least it is some progress
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Female 3,001
adequate progress is better than no progress!
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Male 2,893
As good a goal as any.
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Male 20,196
Link: Constitution High School Expectations: Low [Pic] [Rate Link] - Keep reaching for the stars, Constitution High.
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