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Category: Weird
Date: 11/15/10 09:28 AM

42 Responses to Chinese Fortune Cookies, Getting Weird Now [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Nneri
    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Link: Chinese Fortune Cookies, Getting Weird Now - China, on schedule to become the kinkiest country in the world.
  2. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:34 am
    why?!?!?
  3. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:40 am
    I declare the restaurant to be the best Chinese restaurant in the world.
  4. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:43 am
    Ouch.
  5. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:54 am
    Dare I say it?
  6. Profile photo of mycol
    mycol Male 30-39
    13 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:57 am
    Happy Ending?
  7. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:57 am
    my 6 year old nephew just called shopped
  8. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:17 am
    that Green Day lyric guy should have had this as his tattoo instead.
  9. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Were these made in Japan? That would be easy to believe.
  10. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:21 am
    that Green Day lyric guy should have had this as his tattoo instead.

    It would be funny for a gay guy to get that tattooed on his peen.
  11. Profile photo of havoctwin
    havoctwin Male 18-29
    63 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:30 am
    They do make personalized fortune cookies just so you all know. Nothing to see here.
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:33 am
    I call pixels on this one
  13. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:02 am
    um, what?
  14. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:07 am
    It would be funny for a gay guy to get that tattooed on his peen.

    Ow.... just.... ow....
  15. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:15 am
    @Freddyferret - LOL - nice.

    Who the heck rated this a 4?
  16. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:18 am
    Not where you want a paper cut.
  17. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:24 am
    wait wait wait, what is? the cookie?
  18. Profile photo of Shadowkin
    Shadowkin Male 40-49
    188 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:34 am
    eggroll
  19. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:43 am
    Heh. Chinese troll cookies.
  20. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:56 am
    ...in bed LOL
  21. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    "Help! I`m being held hostage in a Chinese bakery!"
  22. Profile photo of mupps420
    mupps420 Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 15, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    i always thought fortune cookies tasted like poo...
  23. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Clearly this has too many pixels but whatevs. Maybe it`ll reach meme status.
  24. Profile photo of xXAmethystXx
    xXAmethystXx Female 18-29
    114 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    funny thing there are no fortune cookies in china
  25. Profile photo of jacobsona29
    jacobsona29 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Lube it up and bring it on!
  26. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    In Bed
  27. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    You`re doing wrong.
  28. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    "How are the fortune cookies I made?"... "I rectum!"
  29. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    But how do you...? You know what? I don`t really wanna know
  30. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    shoppedicantellbythepixels.
  31. Profile photo of Hateboss
    Hateboss Male 18-29
    10 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    Cept for the fact that Chinese cookies were invented in San Fran and don`t exist in China, but yeah, China`s the weird one.
  32. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    PPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIXXXXXXEEEEEELLLLLLSSSSSS
  33. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    Clearly this has too many pixels but whatevs. Maybe it`ll reach meme status.
  34. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    Clearly this has too many pixels but whatevs. Maybe it`ll reach meme status.
  35. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    Maybe it`s Subtle-butt.
  36. Profile photo of Smokey86
    Smokey86 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:13 am
    getting weird NOW???? I would expect nothing less from said country
  37. Profile photo of dmoltrup
    dmoltrup Male 30-39
    162 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 4:19 am
    What does this have to do with China?? The fortune cookie is an American invention.
  38. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 7:55 am
    faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeee
    It`s photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels and having seen many photoshops in my time.


    But for real, the text doesn`t even line up with the border
  39. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    btw we reuse all discarded fotune cookies :)
  40. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    this made me spit water all over my screen.


    :|
  41. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    while naked in bed.
  42. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    yeah, fortune cookies have nothing to do with china. in china they call them american fortune cookies and its rare you would find any

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