Chinese Fortune Cookies, Getting Weird Now [Pic]

Submitted by: Nneri 6 years ago in Weird

China, on schedule to become the kinkiest country in the world.
There are 42 comments:
Female 418
yeah, fortune cookies have nothing to do with china. in china they call them american fortune cookies and its rare you would find any
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Female 351
while naked in bed.
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Female 282
this made me spit water all over my screen.


:|
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Male 25,417
btw we reuse all discarded fotune cookies :)
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Male 604
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeee
It`s photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels and having seen many photoshops in my time.


But for real, the text doesn`t even line up with the border
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Male 162
What does this have to do with China?? The fortune cookie is an American invention.
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Male 24
getting weird NOW???? I would expect nothing less from said country
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Female 1,236
Maybe it`s Subtle-butt.
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Male 904
Clearly this has too many pixels but whatevs. Maybe it`ll reach meme status.
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Male 904
Clearly this has too many pixels but whatevs. Maybe it`ll reach meme status.
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Male 2,893
PPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIXXXXXXEEEEEELLLLLLSSSSSS
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Male 10
Cept for the fact that Chinese cookies were invented in San Fran and don`t exist in China, but yeah, China`s the weird one.
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Male 2,868
shoppedicantellbythepixels.
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Female 1,623
But how do you...? You know what? I don`t really wanna know
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Male 353
"How are the fortune cookies I made?"... "I rectum!"
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Male 2,436
You`re doing wrong.
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Female 667
In Bed
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Female 233
Lube it up and bring it on!
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Female 114
funny thing there are no fortune cookies in china
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Male 904
Clearly this has too many pixels but whatevs. Maybe it`ll reach meme status.
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Male 1
i always thought fortune cookies tasted like poo...
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Male 15,832
"Help! I`m being held hostage in a Chinese bakery!"
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Female 2,509
...in bed LOL
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Male 5,194
Heh. Chinese troll cookies.
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Male 188
eggroll
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Male 1,292
wait wait wait, what is? the cookie?
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Male 6,694
Not where you want a paper cut.
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Female 4,039
@Freddyferret - LOL - nice.

Who the heck rated this a 4?
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Male 2,688
[quote]It would be funny for a gay guy to get that tattooed on his peen.[/quote]

Ow.... just.... ow....
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Male 950
um, what?
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Male 15,510
I call pixels on this one
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Male 63
They do make personalized fortune cookies just so you all know. Nothing to see here.
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Male 11,739
[quote]that Green Day lyric guy should have had this as his tattoo instead.[/quote]

It would be funny for a gay guy to get that tattooed on his peen.
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Male 11,739
Were these made in Japan? That would be easy to believe.
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Male 769
that Green Day lyric guy should have had this as his tattoo instead.
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Male 583
my 6 year old nephew just called shopped
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Male 13
Happy Ending?
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Male 2,441
Dare I say it?
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Male 705
Ouch.
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Male 1,455
I declare the restaurant to be the best Chinese restaurant in the world.
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Male 10,855
why?!?!?
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Female 992
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