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Date: 11/09/10 06:54 AM

71 Responses to Cat Gives Its Owner A Massage

  1. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 6:57 am
    Link: Cat Gives Its Owner A Massage - We like this feline`s moves...
  2. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:02 am
    Careful you don`t pop those implants, kitty :)

    But seriously, I couldn`t stand a kitten climbing up my leg, how does she do that?
  3. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:06 am
    Where is the freaking nipple?
  4. Profile photo of schvartzen
    schvartzen Male 18-29
    66 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:07 am
    silly cat you`ll ge no milk there
  5. Profile photo of Sakamura
    Sakamura Male 30-39
    237 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:16 am
    Made me laugh. My cats are the same.
  6. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:22 am
    dude. a little less claws, please.
  7. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:24 am
    here titty titty titty, euh I mean kitty kitty kitty..
  8. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:31 am
    What cat?
  9. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:32 am
    If I think this is hot, does that make me . . . . a furry?
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:42 am
    The cat even detected the nipple area and all
  11. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:49 am
    She`s going to wind up with infected scratch marks.
  12. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Does she have no feeling in her boobs???
    Boobs + cat claws = screaming in agony.
  13. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:51 am
    my cats do the same
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:56 am
    How come this is funny but the guy-with-dog combo was "gross"????

    Double Standard! That`s what it is.
  15. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Why isn`t that cat declawed?

    i have 4 cats....all declawed in the front...they give me and my gf....well...two of them...give us back rubs and sh*t....it`s nice cause they weigh like 15 pounds and do this with clawless paws so it feels like a slow backrub....

    my cats rock....
  16. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:11 am
    Ew... a titbit pervy. I agree with Gerry (as per usual). Double standard for the double D`s.
  17. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:32 am
    I agree with Mweebles. How the hell does that not hurt!??!
  18. Profile photo of Sakamura
    Sakamura Male 30-39
    237 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:38 am
    @Idiotfilter : because it`s mutilating an animal. Your cats have a much bigger chance of getting arthritis because of that. Also, it makes destructive, disrespectful and violent behaviors from cats "ok" because it`s cute, since they don`t have their claws.

    That`s the same than the (oh-so-cute) om-nom kitten. It`s a bad behavior, where they are telling you to back off from its food. It`s actually growling to make you go away.
  19. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:49 am
    Lucky cat.
  20. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:59 am
    @idiotfilter

    Probably because declawing is considered extremely inhumane and as a result has been made illegal in many countries. Why anyone would want to mutilate their cat like that is beyond me.
  21. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:08 am
    Come on, this is not even remotely the same as a dude getting oral from a dog. It would be similar to a cat kneading a dude`s crotch, which would, just like this video, cause virtually no uproar.
  22. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:08 am
    surprised they didn`t pop
  23. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:13 am
    @idiotfilter

    when you declaw a cat you`re cutting off it`s fingertips... that, by definition, is mutilation.
  24. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Sakamura - "Also, it makes destructive, disrespectful and violent behaviors from cats "ok" because it`s cute, since they don`t have their claws. "

    and that`s a bad thing....how?

    and i really doubt my cats have arthritis because they jump everywhere...for fun....NEXT

    Wolfstar - "Probably because declawing is considered extremely inhumane and as a result has been made illegal in many countries. Why anyone would want to mutilate their cat like that is beyond me."

    not in this country...and it keeps them from hurting eachother and damaging everything in the house, i`m not going to sacrifice every piece of furniture for their ability to....what? Have claws...? ...and finally

    MissPwnage - "when you declaw a cat you`re cutting off it`s fingertips... that, by definition, is mutilation."

    actually...you are surgically removing the front claws...not cutting off the fingertips...it`s the same as having you
  25. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:28 am
    it`s pretty much the same as having your tonsils removed, it`s not going to affect anything about your life greatly. My cats love their life...

    i can tell because they swarm me and purr like crazy....ya know...like cats do....

    so you can take all your extremely inhumane bullsh*t and cry me a river that me and my boat of happy cats will row down as they enjoy some catnip and rattle toys...

    ...or does that inhibit their ability to determine what is real and what isn`t and is also inhumane? pfft....
  26. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:41 am
    The real reason Pmarren hates cats... this is his and he gets all the action. :P
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:44 am
    DixxyRarr - I didn`t say it was "pervy". I pointed out the double standard. I thought it was just funny.

    But then I thought the dog licking that guys nutsac was funny too so . . . you might want to stop agreeing with me. It`ll ruin your reputation.
  28. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:46 am
    um, isn`t this what kitty kitties do when nursing? it stimulates the production.
  29. Profile photo of gingerlad95
    gingerlad95 Male 13-17
    67 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:47 am
    ha ren and stimpy is on in the background
  30. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:50 am
    "actually...you are surgically removing the front claws...not cutting off the fingertips...it`s the same as having you"

    No. http://tinyurl.com/2ez35ya




    Cat`s paws after surgery to declaw.
  31. Profile photo of Carefreak
    Carefreak Male 18-29
    36 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:28 am
    One rule for cats, another for the rest of us. Typical!

    On another note, I don`t usually like to get involved in arguments, but I thought I`d direct this quote at idiotfilter;

    "...the process of declawing cats involves not just amputating the claws, but all of the bone (P3), as well as the ligaments, tendons, nerve, and joint capsule."
  32. Profile photo of Isafan
    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Wow. loved it.
  33. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:57 am
    Lucky pussy. Was that snookie?
  34. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:17 am
    "Cat`s paws after surgery to declaw. "

    Oh God, dude, why did you have to post that... :(

    People who have their cats declawed are just evil.
  35. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:27 am
    So would that make getting them spade or neutered cruel too?
  36. Profile photo of Zeluha
    Zeluha Female 18-29
    40 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:57 am
    I`ve had 2 cats that have been declawed since they were 9 months old. They`re not 3 years old and have had zero problems resulting from the surgeries- no local pain, balance issues, etc. I`d like to imagine it`d be the same as someone that`d have a limb amputated- you just learn to be different. I understand the arguments, but it really wasn`t a matter of choice. It was a necessary part with rental furniture or not having pets at all (and I love my Siamese babies :D).
  37. Profile photo of beccajdavis
    beccajdavis Female 18-29
    160 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:59 am
    Actually that`s what kittens do to circulate milk in their mothers. This is actually a throwback for him, he really is trying to get milk.
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Wow, that made my day!
  39. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Let`s see what pmarren says.
  40. Profile photo of naturalblue
    naturalblue Female 30-39
    73 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Dude my cat totally does that too!
  41. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Nice boob massage. But fake boobs are fake. And yes, it does matter :P
  42. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    I love how the people that hate the idea of de-clawing a cat because it`s cruel, have no problem chopping his nuts off.

    I`d sooner give up my fingernails than the family jewels.
  43. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    that chick has huge boobs!
  44. Profile photo of SuposedArt
    SuposedArt Female 18-29
    60 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    When my cat was a kitten he would wait for me to come home and take off my bra and lie down then he would crawl into my shirt and lie inbetween the bottom of my boobs and my chest. I have large D s so I have no idea how he breathed in there but he seemed to enjoy it.
  45. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    Ooooooh but when a guy does this, it`s considered sexual harassment.
  46. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Cat declawing IS mutilating a cat because you are too lazy to train it to use a scratching post. The cat we had when I was a kid had all her claws and didn`t damage the furniture at all because she was trained to use the basement pole with carpet wrapped around it. Same mutilation as when lazy people de-bark a dog. The difference with spaying or neutering is that you can`t train an animal to practice abstinence or use a condom and the world has plenty of animals to adopt already. If you can`t love a pet the way it is or train them to be a good housemate, don`t have one.
  47. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    by the sound of her accent she lives somewhere near me!
  48. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    lauriloo - "you can`t train an animal to practice abstinence or use a condom "

    Okay...first let me get a visual on that...hahaha

    Okay, a house dogs sex life is limited to humping a slipper so why cut his nuts off? Hush Puppy shoes are not a hybrid of dogs and slippers.

    I know some owners don`t want to declaw...okay. but it`s not cruelty if I choose to do it. That`s just pushing an opinion on another person to make them behave as you would wish. You can make your choice but let others make theirs.
  49. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    @lauriloo
    so you`re too lazy to train your pet to not hump things?
  50. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    sooo... i-a-b is really into kitty porn now... that was so innapropriate.
  51. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    heureux, your whole link`s basis for keeping nails is to protect from attackers....it used the same defense three times....and kept acting as if house cats escape on a daily basis....well....they don`t....sorry to burst your thesis....

    the other point of them having to learn to walk....well...seeing as they have to do that anyway when they are kittens...this point is also void....

    which brings me to the mutilation point....if my cat REALLY felt that mutilated by me....why would he be so god damned happy all the time eh?

    and for balance....he sprints all over the house jumping all over sh*t....how long do i have to go on here?

    i realize it`s a gruesome precedure...but so is getting your appendix removed....but i wouldn`t get all pissed that a doctor cut me open and dug around in my insides if it would prevent problems later in life....

    go find someone else to rant at...i think imma declaw a couple dozen more cats throughout my lifetime....
  52. Profile photo of citizen_kane
    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    cats like boobs too, you know?
  53. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Any cat (or many other animals I suppose, like humans) who isn`t properly weaned will try to suckle from any nipple-like shapes.
    Or this woman`s beewbs...
  54. Profile photo of LittleMickey
    LittleMickey Female 18-29
    227 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    Ew.
  55. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    ouch :/
  56. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    Cats actually do that kneading thing from kitty-hood when they did it to mama cat`s boobs to get the milk a-flowin`, so this guy`s on the right path.
  57. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    "I love how the people that hate the idea of de-clawing a cat because it`s cruel, have no problem chopping his nuts off."

    I get your point and agree. I`d never declawed my cat, but I did had him neutered. He has a really bad inmune system and any little escapade would have meant his death. I am still sad because I wanted him to have kitties.
  58. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Cats go for boobs. If you have a cat, this is no big news.
  59. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    What Cat?
  60. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    @Scott_2051 lolz!

    I "fix" all my kitties. Because there are literally millions of wonderful kitties "put to sleep" every year because IRRESPONSIBLE pet owners let their cats breed like rabbits!
    I personally don`t de-claw my kitties. If it`s a choice between de-claw or "put down" then it`s OK I guess. It`s not cruel if you keep them inside, having no claws isn`t that big a deal, kittehs are tuff!
  61. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    boobs boobs boobs
  62. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:00 am
    wait, there`s a cat in the video?
  63. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 3:27 am
    haha nice moves!
    1 look really really cute
    2 get to squeeze boobs without getting slapped or sued
  64. Profile photo of fistingisfun
    fistingisfun Male 30-39
    57 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 3:37 am
    Nice rack.
  65. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 4:57 am
    Shame they`re fake.
  66. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:07 am
    i hope they don`t pop
  67. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 11:10 am
    "so you`re too lazy to train your pet to not hump things?"

    oh, really? someone has actually trained an animal to not have sex while in heat? news to me. You can`t even train most humans to do that. If an animal is totally an indoors animal with no chance of procreating, there`s no reason to neuter them. But that situation is extremely rare. Humans do not have the right to do anything they want to defenseless animals.

    To the guy who says his declawed cat still loves him. Well, dogs and children who are repeatedly beaten by their owners still act like they love them, too. Only means they don`t hold a grudge, not that they weren`t cruelly injured at some point.
  68. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    that must hurt. that cat has it`s claws out
  69. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    "To the guy who says his declawed cat still loves him. Well, dogs and children who are repeatedly beaten by their owners still act like they love them, too. Only means they don`t hold a grudge, not that they weren`t cruelly injured at some point."

    My friend`s cat is declawed. I spend more time at his house than he does, and I can testify that can loves him more than life itself. It will not be happy unless it sleeps with him, is in the bathroom while he takes a shower, and is in the same room as him at all other times. The cat will cry if he leaves the house.

    Mind you, that cat IS mildly retarded.
  70. Profile photo of LilJackanape
    LilJackanape Female 60-69
    149 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 12:33 am
    it didnt hurt cuz of all that silicone stuck in there
  71. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 2:43 am
    Iz so close.

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