Cat Gives Its Owner A Massage

Submitted by: Arandanos 6 years ago Funny

We like this feline"s moves...
There are 71 comments:
Male 173
Iz so close.
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Female 149
it didnt hurt cuz of all that silicone stuck in there
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Male 1,164
"To the guy who says his declawed cat still loves him. Well, dogs and children who are repeatedly beaten by their owners still act like they love them, too. Only means they don`t hold a grudge, not that they weren`t cruelly injured at some point."

My friend`s cat is declawed. I spend more time at his house than he does, and I can testify that can loves him more than life itself. It will not be happy unless it sleeps with him, is in the bathroom while he takes a shower, and is in the same room as him at all other times. The cat will cry if he leaves the house.

Mind you, that cat IS mildly retarded.
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Male 1,196
that must hurt. that cat has it`s claws out
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Female 1,803
"so you`re too lazy to train your pet to not hump things?"

oh, really? someone has actually trained an animal to not have sex while in heat? news to me. You can`t even train most humans to do that. If an animal is totally an indoors animal with no chance of procreating, there`s no reason to neuter them. But that situation is extremely rare. Humans do not have the right to do anything they want to defenseless animals.

To the guy who says his declawed cat still loves him. Well, dogs and children who are repeatedly beaten by their owners still act like they love them, too. Only means they don`t hold a grudge, not that they weren`t cruelly injured at some point.
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Female 546
i hope they don`t pop
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Male 479
Shame they`re fake.
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Male 57
Nice rack.
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Male 3,076
haha nice moves!
1 look really really cute
2 get to squeeze boobs without getting slapped or sued
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Male 703
wait, there`s a cat in the video?
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Male 1,834
boobs boobs boobs
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Male 36,490
@Scott_2051 lolz!

I "fix" all my kitties. Because there are literally millions of wonderful kitties "put to sleep" every year because IRRESPONSIBLE pet owners let their cats breed like rabbits!
I personally don`t de-claw my kitties. If it`s a choice between de-claw or "put down" then it`s OK I guess. It`s not cruel if you keep them inside, having no claws isn`t that big a deal, kittehs are tuff!
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Male 801
What Cat?
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Female 1,264
Cats go for boobs. If you have a cat, this is no big news.
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Female 1,264
"I love how the people that hate the idea of de-clawing a cat because it`s cruel, have no problem chopping his nuts off."

I get your point and agree. I`d never declawed my cat, but I did had him neutered. He has a really bad inmune system and any little escapade would have meant his death. I am still sad because I wanted him to have kitties.
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Female 547
Cats actually do that kneading thing from kitty-hood when they did it to mama cat`s boobs to get the milk a-flowin`, so this guy`s on the right path.
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Female 3,001
ouch :/
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Female 227
Ew.
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Male 36,490
Any cat (or many other animals I suppose, like humans) who isn`t properly weaned will try to suckle from any nipple-like shapes.
Or this woman`s beewbs...
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Male 272
cats like boobs too, you know?
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Male 3,915
heureux, your whole link`s basis for keeping nails is to protect from attackers....it used the same defense three times....and kept acting as if house cats escape on a daily basis....well....they don`t....sorry to burst your thesis....

the other point of them having to learn to walk....well...seeing as they have to do that anyway when they are kittens...this point is also void....

which brings me to the mutilation point....if my cat REALLY felt that mutilated by me....why would he be so god damned happy all the time eh?

and for balance....he sprints all over the house jumping all over sh*t....how long do i have to go on here?

i realize it`s a gruesome precedure...but so is getting your appendix removed....but i wouldn`t get all pissed that a doctor cut me open and dug around in my insides if it would prevent problems later in life....

go find someone else to rant at...i think imma declaw a couple dozen more cats throughout my lifetime....
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Female 1,894
sooo... i-a-b is really into kitty porn now... that was so innapropriate.
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Male 2,419
@lauriloo
so you`re too lazy to train your pet to not hump things?
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Male 37,888
lauriloo - "you can`t train an animal to practice abstinence or use a condom "

Okay...first let me get a visual on that...hahaha

Okay, a house dogs sex life is limited to humping a slipper so why cut his nuts off? Hush Puppy shoes are not a hybrid of dogs and slippers.

I know some owners don`t want to declaw...okay. but it`s not cruelty if I choose to do it. That`s just pushing an opinion on another person to make them behave as you would wish. You can make your choice but let others make theirs.
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Male 628
by the sound of her accent she lives somewhere near me!
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Female 1,803
Cat declawing IS mutilating a cat because you are too lazy to train it to use a scratching post. The cat we had when I was a kid had all her claws and didn`t damage the furniture at all because she was trained to use the basement pole with carpet wrapped around it. Same mutilation as when lazy people de-bark a dog. The difference with spaying or neutering is that you can`t train an animal to practice abstinence or use a condom and the world has plenty of animals to adopt already. If you can`t love a pet the way it is or train them to be a good housemate, don`t have one.
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Male 506
Ooooooh but when a guy does this, it`s considered sexual harassment.
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Female 60
When my cat was a kitten he would wait for me to come home and take off my bra and lie down then he would crawl into my shirt and lie inbetween the bottom of my boobs and my chest. I have large D s so I have no idea how he breathed in there but he seemed to enjoy it.
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Female 246
that chick has huge boobs!
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Male 37,888
I love how the people that hate the idea of de-clawing a cat because it`s cruel, have no problem chopping his nuts off.

I`d sooner give up my fingernails than the family jewels.
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Male 1,598
Nice boob massage. But fake boobs are fake. And yes, it does matter :P
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Female 73
Dude my cat totally does that too!
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Male 417
Let`s see what pmarren says.
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Male 25,416
Wow, that made my day!
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Female 160
Actually that`s what kittens do to circulate milk in their mothers. This is actually a throwback for him, he really is trying to get milk.
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Female 40
I`ve had 2 cats that have been declawed since they were 9 months old. They`re not 3 years old and have had zero problems resulting from the surgeries- no local pain, balance issues, etc. I`d like to imagine it`d be the same as someone that`d have a limb amputated- you just learn to be different. I understand the arguments, but it really wasn`t a matter of choice. It was a necessary part with rental furniture or not having pets at all (and I love my Siamese babies :D).
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Male 14,330
So would that make getting them spade or neutered cruel too?
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Male 1,882
"Cat`s paws after surgery to declaw. "

Oh God, dude, why did you have to post that... :(

People who have their cats declawed are just evil.
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Male 2,737
Lucky pussy. Was that snookie?
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Male 243
Wow. loved it.
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Male 36
One rule for cats, another for the rest of us. Typical!

On another note, I don`t usually like to get involved in arguments, but I thought I`d direct this quote at idiotfilter;

"...the process of declawing cats involves not just amputating the claws, but all of the bone (P3), as well as the ligaments, tendons, nerve, and joint capsule."
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Male 1,054
"actually...you are surgically removing the front claws...not cutting off the fingertips...it`s the same as having you"

No. http://tinyurl.com/2ez35ya




Cat`s paws after surgery to declaw.
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Male 67
ha ren and stimpy is on in the background
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Female 2,509
um, isn`t this what kitty kitties do when nursing? it stimulates the production.
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Male 37,888
DixxyRarr - I didn`t say it was "pervy". I pointed out the double standard. I thought it was just funny.

But then I thought the dog licking that guys nutsac was funny too so . . . you might want to stop agreeing with me. It`ll ruin your reputation.
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Male 953
The real reason Pmarren hates cats... this is his and he gets all the action. :P
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Male 3,915
it`s pretty much the same as having your tonsils removed, it`s not going to affect anything about your life greatly. My cats love their life...

i can tell because they swarm me and purr like crazy....ya know...like cats do....

so you can take all your extremely inhumane bullsh*t and cry me a river that me and my boat of happy cats will row down as they enjoy some catnip and rattle toys...

...or does that inhibit their ability to determine what is real and what isn`t and is also inhumane? pfft....
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Male 3,915
Sakamura - "Also, it makes destructive, disrespectful and violent behaviors from cats "ok" because it`s cute, since they don`t have their claws. "

and that`s a bad thing....how?

and i really doubt my cats have arthritis because they jump everywhere...for fun....NEXT

Wolfstar - "Probably because declawing is considered extremely inhumane and as a result has been made illegal in many countries. Why anyone would want to mutilate their cat like that is beyond me."

not in this country...and it keeps them from hurting eachother and damaging everything in the house, i`m not going to sacrifice every piece of furniture for their ability to....what? Have claws...? ...and finally

MissPwnage - "when you declaw a cat you`re cutting off it`s fingertips... that, by definition, is mutilation."

actually...you are surgically removing the front claws...not cutting off the fingertips...it`s the same as having you
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Female 298
@idiotfilter

when you declaw a cat you`re cutting off it`s fingertips... that, by definition, is mutilation.
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Female 2,289
surprised they didn`t pop
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Male 2,868
Come on, this is not even remotely the same as a dude getting oral from a dog. It would be similar to a cat kneading a dude`s crotch, which would, just like this video, cause virtually no uproar.
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Female 455
@idiotfilter

Probably because declawing is considered extremely inhumane and as a result has been made illegal in many countries. Why anyone would want to mutilate their cat like that is beyond me.
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Male 14,330
Lucky cat.
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Male 237
@Idiotfilter : because it`s mutilating an animal. Your cats have a much bigger chance of getting arthritis because of that. Also, it makes destructive, disrespectful and violent behaviors from cats "ok" because it`s cute, since they don`t have their claws.

That`s the same than the (oh-so-cute) om-nom kitten. It`s a bad behavior, where they are telling you to back off from its food. It`s actually growling to make you go away.
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Female 751
I agree with Mweebles. How the hell does that not hurt!??!
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Female 2,674
Ew... a titbit pervy. I agree with Gerry (as per usual). Double standard for the double D`s.
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Male 3,915
Why isn`t that cat declawed?

i have 4 cats....all declawed in the front...they give me and my gf....well...two of them...give us back rubs and sh*t....it`s nice cause they weigh like 15 pounds and do this with clawless paws so it feels like a slow backrub....

my cats rock....
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Male 37,888
How come this is funny but the guy-with-dog combo was "gross"????

Double Standard! That`s what it is.
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Male 936
my cats do the same
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Female 1,652
Does she have no feeling in her boobs???
Boobs + cat claws = screaming in agony.
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Male 5,194
She`s going to wind up with infected scratch marks.
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Male 15,510
The cat even detected the nipple area and all
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Female 212
If I think this is hot, does that make me . . . . a furry?
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Male 4,594
What cat?
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Male 1,569
here titty titty titty, euh I mean kitty kitty kitty..
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Female 850
dude. a little less claws, please.
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Male 237
Made me laugh. My cats are the same.
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Male 66
silly cat you`ll ge no milk there
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Male 1,222
Where is the freaking nipple?
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Female 843
Careful you don`t pop those implants, kitty :)

But seriously, I couldn`t stand a kitten climbing up my leg, how does she do that?
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Female 223
Link: Cat Gives Its Owner A Massage [Rate Link] - We like this feline`s moves...
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