Caption Me: Katy Perry, Russell & The Bieber [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Last night at the American Music Awards, Katy Perry and husband Russell Brand met Justin Bieber. What was said?
There are 141 comments:
Female 9
Well... He is gay.
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Male 1,834
he is afraid of her
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Male 25,417
what a girls gonna kiss him o how lucky!
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Female 149
seeing a hot girl coming in on him makes him a bit nervous... and disgusted
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Male 65
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
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Female 803
hey katy i can see your roots growing. it makes it look like you`re balding.
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Male 93
How does it feel to kiss a girl for a change?
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Male 807
haha thanks snidwid i was hoping someone would see that, but i never saw get him to the greek even though i wanted to
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Male 117
@zmeace
You are awesome.
Get Him to the Greek FTW
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Female 430
her husbend`s smile is ugly ...the way she kiss is ugly....the kid is ugly & stupid
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Male 135
Russel: Im going to use his tears to fuel my helicopter
Bieber: SHE HAS THE AIDS
Katy: now to infect him with the face AIDS
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Male 807
i kissed a girl and i liked it i hope my boyfriend dont mind it
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Male 554
You feel funny things in your pants? Wait till the drugs we all just took kick in, muhahahaha.
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Male 1,744
"i think we found our thanksgiving turkey katie"
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Male 3,842
Russell: Feeling anything now, kid?
Bieber: Nope, still gay.
Katy: Oh well, I tried.
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Female 45
I wish I had hair as beautiful as Russell`s
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Male 29
What`s wrong with her face?
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Male 92
Don`t think of it as a threesome, think of it as having sex with my girlfriend while someone else also has sex with my girlfriend
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Male 359
Russell must be playing "got your adams appple(in the fashion of got your nose)....silly celebs
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Male 1,016
Allriiiighhtt 3 way ...giggity
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Male 39,614
In some places he`s jail bait

In others he`s of an age to consent

But in all places, Beiber is just wrong
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Male 5,189
Hell.
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Male 306
So Russel is scoring with two girls one hotter than the other?
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Female 107
Poor Bieber. He looks a bit scared there.
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Male 255
"There are children here somewhere. I can smell them."
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Female 77
What lovely skin they have.
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Male 3,477
I hope they tape it and it "mysteriously" gets stolen and put out on the net... They`ll make more than their careers combined.
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Male 213
2/3 of the people in this pic like men & 2/3 like women.
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Male 196
Russell: I`ll scratch my balls...
Katy: I`ll kiss them....
Justin: Look at those huge arse eye-lashes
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Male 2,388
Not sure whether to laugh or cry russel simply looked away from katys` new man
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Male 30
"Come on now Katy, we agreed, me first"
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Male 705
Russell Brand Neighed, Katy Perry spoke in tounges and Justin Bieber screamed like a little girl - I mean himself.
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Female 471
"I kissed a girl and I liked it - you mean he isn`t a girl?"
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Male 102
"We`ve chosen to adopt... and we`re going to be a very close family."
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Male 521
Gah! Screw the caption, KILL IT ALL WITH FIRE!!!
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Male 234
I`m pretty sure someone is getting raped, I`m just not sure who...
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Female 80
this is one family i do not want to get adopted into!
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Female 4,086
"screw the underage thing. threeway, anyone?"
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Female 870
Eww. Russells smile looks so gummy and creepy here, and Katy`s falsies are so obvious they`re taking the attention away from this whole picture. Yikes. And bieber... meh. It`s prepubescent bieber. Again.
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Male 695
Bieber to Katy while copping a feel on Russell: "See! I`m not a lesbian!"
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Female 246
i can`t help but laugh at how creeped out he looks...
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Female 1,095
too much gum, too much helmet hair, and too much makeup
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Male 257
this just reminds me of the opening scene from get him to the greek the tv show interview with him and his wife just before he admits to starting to drink again "i`ll do a line of cocain of her forehead why i`m all the way up to my balls inside her(bieber)"
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Male 2,344
I dunno bout a caption, but let`s try and exploit Beiber`s unfortunate photo.
-He`s leaning away from a very attractive woman`s kiss.
-He`s leaning towards a hairy man.
-His hand is reaching for said hairy man`s manhood.

"BREAKING NEWS: Affair between Justin Bieber and newly wed Russel Brand exposed!"
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Male 22

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Male 222
WOW check out the tooth-to-gum ratio on Russell
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Male 46
Justin Beiber would be much cooler if he actually were gay and not just a little pussy.
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Female 19
Justin: "WTF?! I`m not a lesbian!"
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Male 1,598
2 girls, 1 Russell.
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Female 187
they make a good family.
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Male 1,164
Trapped in me is a Canadian Child... And I liked it.
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Male 271
okay so
Russel:just smile big the camera didnt see me trying to choke him drating katy perry had to scare him in my arms why me?

Katy:come on camera america wants proof you`re gay justin come on if you like women give me a kiss.

Bieber:OH poo NOT STRAIGHT DO NOT WAAAAAAAAANT!!!
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Male 325
Canada, we should just ship him overseas.
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Female 25
Listen.
Canada is truly sorry.
But you took him so no taksy backs.
Deals a deal.
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Male 2,402
@IRockYeah

No,No,No, We don`t want him! Please I insist you take him. I`ll throw in a Dane Cook with him.
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Male 2,893
Katy Perry is trying to steal his wallet and Russell Brand is about to choke him.
And you can`t see the sniper in the background.
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Male 5,624
Notice how the kid is moving away from the chick and into the guy.

Question answered...
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Male 39,614
"Give us the award or we KILL the little girl!
... errr, boy .... girl? no boy? um...
Just give us the f**kin award!!!"
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Male 2,619
Please, America, Keep Brand there with ya`s. Hes a total arsehole and about as funny as a funeral. We`ll cut you a deal, You keep Brand and we`ll throw more stuff at Bieber if he ever makes it across the Atlantic again.
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Male 541
BlankTom wins!
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Male 257
is it me or is russell brand`s smile really big? like a lot of gum is showing
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Female 2,674
To be perfectly honest, I want to do it with them in order of height. How old is the Biebs these days??
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Male 51
next frame russel snaps biebers neck secret agent style and confetti is falling
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Female 257
"oh my god. nooooooo i like men"
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Male 1,674
oh oh, i got one!!
"Backstage at the American Music Awards (left to right): Russell Brand, Justin Beiber, Katy Perry"
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Female 206
ewwwwwww ewwwww eww my eyes!
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Male 240
Is Bieber a chick?
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Male 2,402
Bieber: "I just had an orgasm in my pants"!
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Female 152
"I kissed a 10 year old girl, and I liked it!"
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Female 45
Katy: I`m about to really kiss a girl, and I`ll like it!
Russel: Girl on girl action, SWEET!
Justin: They say all the good men are either taken or gay... so why can`t I find one?
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Male 768
"Easy caption: "3 Losers No-One Will Remember Next Year""

I don`t think very many people will forget Katy Perry.
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Male 1,598
Dang. Russell shows a LOT of gum when he smiles.
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Male 385
Not a good tooth to gun ratio.
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Male 1,240
Russel: YES! This time, I can be the top!
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Male 1,451
Katy: She`s so cute! Can we keep her Russell? PLEEEEEEASE??
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Male 138
lol people
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Male 8,302
Easy caption: "3 Losers No-One Will Remember Next Year"
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Male 56
This is why they didn`t want Katy on Sesame Street.
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Male 24
Russel: I can`t believe she`s going to give me road head for this.
Katy: I can`t believe girls want to give road head to this.
Justin: I can`t wait to give him road head once we ditch this gross girl.
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Female 34
Get away Katy! I`m gaY!
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Male 1,378
2 talentless morons and a slutwave rider
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Male 172
Justin Bieber:

Oh no, a girl! I`m losing my erection.
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Female 3,001
I like the was Justin is appreciating the attention from Russel, but looks terrified of Katy.
more suspicious reasons to presume he is gay
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Male 1,010
Yeah, she kissed a girl and she liked it...:-D However, this little piece of poo has got so much pussy flying his way, for like the next four centuries. Yould be handing out free coke, you would`nt be busier than this little faggish puppy. But, i guess this is good enough reason to get him while we still can ;-)
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Male 1,383
"Maybe we should adopt this poor child that seems to know nothing about it`s surroundings..."
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Female 2,120
Russel: Now to unhinge my jaw and swallow Biebsy whole!
Me: Lololol blowjob
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Male 89
she`s about to kiss a girl and she`ll like it
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Male 2,441
As much as I love Brand he needs to not smile that wide
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Male 225
i like the way shes feelin up justins tits
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Male 397
Wow too much makeup.



Yes I am talking about bieber.
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Male 56
MMMM...lunch.
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Female 179
Justin: Ew.. she has a vagina. x_x
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Male 48
THREEWAY!!!
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Male 81
So many hairdressers in Hollywood...and between these three, they couldn`t find one good one?
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Male 88
The witch from Hanzel and Gretal misses the days before she was a widow...
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Male 259
Nothing in this photo that couldn`t be brought to a satisfactory conclusion by an ambitious serial killer with a strong work ethic.
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Female 171
you literally could not get any more makeup on katys face
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Male 4,593
Russel: "Look Ma, I got TWO chicks"
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Male 341
Katy perry has just tasted biebers blood.

Russel was about to stroke biebers beard until he realised he hadn`t reached puberty.

Justin Bieber doesnt like being that close to hot girls
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Male 904
Russell: "Photo op! Fun!!"

Justin: "Uhhh... I`m too young to get Katy Perry`s herpes."

Katy: .oO(If i molest this kid i can probably sell more records because god knows I can only sell them on the strength of my image and other lame crap because I have no talent whatsoever.)
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Male 720
Swimmer7 wins.
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Female 737
"Can I take him home Russel? Pleeeease?"
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Female 9,560
*kissed.
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Female 9,560
I kiss a girl and I liked it.
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Male 56
This could be the best sitcom ever made...
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Male 21
Kinda wonder where Bieber`s hands are, but I`m almost afraid to ask.
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Male 14
Beiber: Sorry. I`m gay.
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Male 113
Russell looks a bit like Megan Fox in this
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Female 570
russel has got HUGE gums, i mean you can see the all the dude`s teeth man. is katie`s face always like that? it looks so... unshiny... so matte...
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Male 3,894
You see celebrities fooling around, I see a vigilantism inspired kidnapping and ritual murder about to take place.
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Male 985
Raped
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Male 1,357
ahahah! Tbh, I love brands humor, and Perry is hot. not a bad place to be.
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Male 11,739
Justin is thinking "Lay off bitch, I`m after Russell." She`s thinking "Oh look, a new toy!"
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Male 91
Brand: I got me A BEIVER!
Perry: EEEEEheheheheheheee >:o
Beiber: I need an adult; Preferably Mel Gibson.
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Male 1,010
Man... the paparazis spend their whole life trying to caption this. And it`s a darn good photo too, lively, emotional, it`s got action in it... wow.
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Male 2,056
third wheel?
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Male 26
it only takes eight pounds of pressure to snap a human neck
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Male 116
"Awww honey can we keep it?"
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Male 684
Russel always liked playing"guess where my other hand is"...apparently so does Bieber.
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Male 716
Brand "Yes!, I will kill him tonight"
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Male 84
Bieber: "Girl... you ARE aware I`m a chick, right?"
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Male 76
"Russy baby, let`s get out of here. This chick is all up in my space, yo`."
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Male 6,070
I Kissed a Girl and I Liked it!
--Katy Perry
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Male 328
"Russell Brand proceeded to restrain Justin Beiber so that Kary Perry could then bite Beiber`s neck like a vampire."

"After nursing his wound, Bieber then came out of the closet and there was a murmur of agreement among the crowd."
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Male 1,081
GUMS!!!!
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Female 1,435
lol
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Male 480
Man, she`s always had really bad acne.
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Male 30
Whenever I hear Bieber fever I think of THIS
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Male 3,058
Bieber: Katy, STOP! can`t you see I love HIM???
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Male 14,331
"Someday Justin you`ll look like this from manorexia!"
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Male 180
Ewww....girl kissing me...girl kissing me...ewww!!!
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Male 39,614
What was said? . . .

Russell: "Back off Brangelina! We`re adopting this one!"
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Male 103
Russell: "It sorta looks like a girl... I guess I can make this three-some work."
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Male 225
i fear russel brands teeth
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Female 1,593
Justin Bieber kissed a girl, and he didn`t like it.
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Female 682
or...."F u c k e d : yep, you are.
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Male 6,694
I think he likes it.
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Female 682
" ONE OF US! ONE OF US!"
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Female 2,927
threeway from hell
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Male 302
"We could just eat you up."
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Male 20,829
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