C. Dale Petersen: The Most Badass Man Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: rammo34 6 years ago Funny

Step aside, Chuck Norris.
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Female 129
Aw poor bear.
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Male 14
Ive actually seen this sign... I wish i could have seen this
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Male 769
last one!! promise! he deep throat ed a bear with his whole hand!!
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Male 769
after he beat the bear with a stick he proceeded to have his way with the remains
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Male 769
didnt chuck norris write a book under the pen name C.Dale Peterson??
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Female 535
Phucking Awesome.
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Female 3,598
when all else fails, use your body parts to choke the bear to death -should be in a bear attack manual...
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Male 117
I did something like that once. Been in a group of backpackers, that is.
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Male 3,076
WHAAAAAT! bad ass!
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Female 1,515
Isn`t beating the bear in the head with a stick a little much? >.>
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Male 2,436
In the immortal words of Peter Griffin: "Holy crap!"
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Male 25,416
Definately bad ass!
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Male 149
c. dale peterson rapes chuck norris for breakfast
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Male 886
I think C. Dale Peterson was Chuck Norris. He is immortal right?

I bet he even had a beard, and that is too much to be coincedence.
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Male 177
isn`t dale peterson an anagram of chuck norris?
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Male 876
C. Dale Peterson = More badass than you`ll ever be.
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Male 1,312
"What did I do last week? Just killed a bear with my hands, no biggie"
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Male 177
Pics or it didn`t happen
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Female 9,400
C. Dale Petersen is Chuck Norris in a former life.
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Male 6,694
Now thats one bad Mo-Fo.
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Male 155
im the 2 of 2
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Male 37,888
man wouldn`t last 2 minutes on Black Friday at Walmart.
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Male 66
I`d take him
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Male 24
you mean you never beat off a bear before?
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Male 304
FU--K ME!!!

LOL

BAD ASS INDEED
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Male 769
big deal. chuck norris can stoke a fire with his p enis
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Male 148
manbearpig!!! its out there

im super serial guys!!!
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Male 371
so his Fatality is he beats the bear with a stick?
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Male 1,108
I thought I was manly.
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Male 2,034
Holy. poo.
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Male 2,005
wow, now that is what i call an epic bear fight
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Female 1,283
Bear Grylls? Meet Dale Peterson...
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Male 73
omg that man is awesome. I want to shake his hand.
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Male 8
Beat the bear with a stick... Did anyone else thing of Cartman from South Park?
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Female 102
Damn.
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Male 3,915
couldn`t have said it better duffy
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Male 480
That person is my hero. Hands down. ^.^
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Male 5,194
Badass! Jammed his mother-freaking arm down the bear`s throat and then went straight for the jugular with his TEETH!
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Male 1,882
Now you`re a man! A manny-manny-man!
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Female 1,148
Poor bear...
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Male 561
yes, let`s reason with wild animals.......some people are so retarded, they become democrats and don`t even realise it, some do
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Male 15,510
Chuck Norris did it first
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Male 807
what if it was a baby comatose bear that couldnt fight back? and this was just the story they told
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Male 1,081
Seems like something Saxton Hale would do.
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Male 3,745
nah he was like in the american revolution or something he was a beast

ill check that site out
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Male 66
@collegebound Which old guy? You mean simo hayha? if so check out this link about him:
http://www.cracked.com/ and look up 5 real life soldiers who make rambo look like a pussy
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Male 4,290
[quote]C. Dale Petersan is Saxton Hale under a false name.[/quote]
TF2 references make me happy.
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Male 3,745
btw this doesnt beat that one story about the 80 year old from that war...
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Male 3,745
"Wow, what a dick. The bear was already passed out, you didn`t need to kill it."

jugular was done with...all he did was put it out of its missery
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Male 2,796
"The jugular veins carry blood from the brain to the body, so pinching one of them off with your teeth will not starve the brain of oxygen. Just sayin...."

Perhaps he meant the Bear version of the Carotid Artery?
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Male 5,314
damn, that is the single coolest thing i`ve ever heard.
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Male 30
The jugular veins carry blood from the brain to the body, so pinching one of them off with your teeth will not starve the brain of oxygen. Just sayin....
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Male 901
Wow...man`s man.
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Female 798
@SarahofBorg
the bear had already shown a tendency of being aggressive towards humans, making him pretty dangerous. Sucks the bear had to die but he could have saved others in the process.
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Male 307
I know people still hunt bears in Russia with a knife and forked stick, but... pinching off the jugular with your hand down its throat - wtf`ing hell!
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Female 3,562
Wow, what a dick. The bear was already passed out, you didn`t need to kill it.
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Female 2,120
I think I just shat my pants.
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Male 2,796
This is him in a nutshell... he would be the frog.


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Male 1,598
He is all that is man.
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Male 705
That`s impressive, but Chuck Norris whooped a bear using his rooster.
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Female 3,001
erm, how gross...
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Male 487
holy poo
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Male 2,506
This guy is a pro
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Male 40
That`s not nice...
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Male 314
They missed an apostrophe in bear`s.
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Male 2,441
Wow ultimate badass
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Male 695
C. Dale Petersan is Saxton Hale under a false name.
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Male 1,107
Link: C. Dale Petersen: The Most Badass Man Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - Step aside, Chuck Norris.
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