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Date: 11/15/10 03:31 PM

68 Responses to C. Dale Petersen: The Most Badass Man Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Link: C. Dale Petersen: The Most Badass Man Ever - Step aside, Chuck Norris.
  2. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    C. Dale Petersan is Saxton Hale under a false name.
  3. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Wow ultimate badass
  4. Profile photo of pfkdxius
    pfkdxius Male 18-29
    314 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    They missed an apostrophe in bear`s.
  5. Profile photo of xRazer
    xRazer Male 13-17
    40 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    That`s not nice...
  6. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    This guy is a pro
  7. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    holy poo
  8. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    erm, how gross...
  9. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    That`s impressive, but Chuck Norris whooped a bear using his rooster.
  10. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    He is all that is man.
  11. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    This is him in a nutshell... he would be the frog.


  12. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    I think I just shat my pants.
  13. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Wow, what a dick. The bear was already passed out, you didn`t need to kill it.
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    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    I know people still hunt bears in Russia with a knife and forked stick, but... pinching off the jugular with your hand down its throat - wtf`ing hell!
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    @SarahofBorg
    the bear had already shown a tendency of being aggressive towards humans, making him pretty dangerous. Sucks the bear had to die but he could have saved others in the process.
  16. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    Wow...man`s man.
  17. Profile photo of SomaType
    SomaType Male 50-59
    30 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    The jugular veins carry blood from the brain to the body, so pinching one of them off with your teeth will not starve the brain of oxygen. Just sayin....
  18. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    damn, that is the single coolest thing i`ve ever heard.
  19. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    "The jugular veins carry blood from the brain to the body, so pinching one of them off with your teeth will not starve the brain of oxygen. Just sayin...."

    Perhaps he meant the Bear version of the Carotid Artery?
  20. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    November 15, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    "Wow, what a dick. The bear was already passed out, you didn`t need to kill it."

    jugular was done with...all he did was put it out of its missery
  21. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    November 15, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    btw this doesnt beat that one story about the 80 year old from that war...
  22. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    November 15, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    C. Dale Petersan is Saxton Hale under a false name.
    TF2 references make me happy.
  23. Profile photo of eybulldog5
    eybulldog5 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    @collegebound Which old guy? You mean simo hayha? if so check out this link about him:
    http://www.cracked.com/ and look up 5 real life soldiers who make rambo look like a pussy
  24. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    nah he was like in the american revolution or something he was a beast

    ill check that site out
  25. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Seems like something Saxton Hale would do.
  26. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    what if it was a baby comatose bear that couldnt fight back? and this was just the story they told
  27. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    Chuck Norris did it first
  28. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    yes, let`s reason with wild animals.......some people are so retarded, they become democrats and don`t even realise it, some do
  29. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    Poor bear...
  30. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    Now you`re a man! A manny-manny-man!
  31. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    November 15, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    Badass! Jammed his mother-freaking arm down the bear`s throat and then went straight for the jugular with his TEETH!
  32. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    That person is my hero. Hands down. ^.^
  33. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    November 15, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    couldn`t have said it better duffy
  34. Profile photo of lundyjack
    lundyjack Female 18-29
    102 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    Damn.
  35. Profile photo of 13loodyDove
    13loodyDove Male 18-29
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    November 15, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    Beat the bear with a stick... Did anyone else thing of Cartman from South Park?
  36. Profile photo of AfroAussie
    AfroAussie Male 18-29
    73 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    omg that man is awesome. I want to shake his hand.
  37. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    Bear Grylls? Meet Dale Peterson...
  38. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    wow, now that is what i call an epic bear fight
  39. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    Holy. poo.
  40. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    I thought I was manly.
  41. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:52 pm
    so his Fatality is he beats the bear with a stick?
  42. Profile photo of mac_n_cheese
    mac_n_cheese Male 13-17
    148 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:16 am
    manbearpig!!! its out there

    im super serial guys!!!
  43. Profile photo of draino123
    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:21 am
    big deal. chuck norris can stoke a fire with his p enis
  44. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:24 am
    FU--K ME!!!

    LOL

    BAD ASS INDEED
  45. Profile photo of Smokey86
    Smokey86 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:56 am
    you mean you never beat off a bear before?
  46. Profile photo of schvartzen
    schvartzen Male 18-29
    66 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:28 am
    I`d take him
  47. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:11 am
    man wouldn`t last 2 minutes on Black Friday at Walmart.
  48. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 6:07 am
    im the 2 of 2
  49. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 7:10 am
    Now thats one bad Mo-Fo.
  50. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:24 am
    C. Dale Petersen is Chuck Norris in a former life.
  51. Profile photo of MyJobSucks
    MyJobSucks Male 18-29
    177 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Pics or it didn`t happen
  52. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:18 am
    "What did I do last week? Just killed a bear with my hands, no biggie"
  53. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:33 am
    C. Dale Peterson = More badass than you`ll ever be.
  54. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:51 am
    isn`t dale peterson an anagram of chuck norris?
  55. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:23 am
    I think C. Dale Peterson was Chuck Norris. He is immortal right?

    I bet he even had a beard, and that is too much to be coincedence.
  56. Profile photo of JimboSlice
    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 11:24 am
    c. dale peterson rapes chuck norris for breakfast
  57. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Definately bad ass!
  58. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    In the immortal words of Peter Griffin: "Holy crap!"
  59. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
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    November 16, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Isn`t beating the bear in the head with a stick a little much? >.>
  60. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 1:31 am
    WHAAAAAT! bad ass!
  61. Profile photo of TheWaffle
    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    I did something like that once. Been in a group of backpackers, that is.
  62. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    when all else fails, use your body parts to choke the bear to death -should be in a bear attack manual...
  63. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Phucking Awesome.
  64. Profile photo of draino123
    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:06 am
    didnt chuck norris write a book under the pen name C.Dale Peterson??
  65. Profile photo of draino123
    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:07 am
    after he beat the bear with a stick he proceeded to have his way with the remains
  66. Profile photo of draino123
    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:09 am
    last one!! promise! he deep throat ed a bear with his whole hand!!
  67. Profile photo of Jish72
    Jish72 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    Ive actually seen this sign... I wish i could have seen this
  68. Profile photo of dielaughing
    dielaughing Female 13-17
    129 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:17 am
    Aw poor bear.

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