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Date: 11/04/10 01:25 PM

61 Responses to Boy Gets Detention For..? You Guess, I-A-B

  1. Profile photo of EmilyRulz
    EmilyRulz Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Link: Boy Gets Detention For..? You Guess, I-A-B - What do you think, I-A-B? For bringing a gun to school? Hitting his teacher? Drugs? Oh no, even better...
  2. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    How are we supposed to guess when you give us the answer?
  3. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Hint: it`s hard to guess when you put it in the title. ;)
  4. Profile photo of Syris
    Syris Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Since when do bus drivers give out detention? LOL
  5. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
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    November 4, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Heard this on the radio this morn. The reason he was given detention was due to the fact that he was letting 1 rip ever time he passed the bus driver and had been asked to stop several times.
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Ridiculous? Yes. Worth creating a media poostorm for? No.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    slow news day?
  8. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    The heading for this post is twisting my melon, man.
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    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Oh wow that title was a fail, you told us before you even told us to guess.
  10. Profile photo of NexusLetum
    NexusLetum Female 18-29
    136 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Meh, teachers aren`t that ridiculous. He was probably doing it on purpose or in an unacceptable manner, like in someone`s face. Also, "Now I have to be secretive when I pass gas." No poo, how does an 11-year-old not know that`s the only socially acceptable way to do it?
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    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    How is this in any way news worthy?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    Thanks for giving us the answer before letting us guess iab.
  13. Profile photo of nijd
    nijd Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    lmao at how poorly named this is. Thats all the entertainment I needed from this post, don`t think I need to bother reading the article.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 4, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    HE will only ever be known as the Farting Kid!
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    I guess after the elections and all there is nothing else to talk about now
  16. Profile photo of imx36degrees
    imx36degrees Female 18-29
    62 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    It obviously wasn`t just a mistake, since on the report it says the driver has told him before to stop doing it. Obviously, the boy does it for the joke and the driver is tired of it. I`d give detention, too.
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    tyler003 Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    I bet he`s a little pooe. There is more to the story than just this. I bet he deserved it.
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    xfactormunky Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    what kind of elementary school has detention?
    and why does the bus driver have that kind of authority? when i was in grade school the bus driver couldnt do anything except suspend you from riding the bus or assign seats
  19. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    yeah when it comes to news stories like this i always tend to side with the administration, because kids are little punks and have no respect for anyone anymore. i bet that kid has been making fart sounds and jokes at the bus driver`s expense for some time now and the driver has finally had enough. haha i did like how the dad now has been seen by thousands of people admitting that he laughs at farts "we laugh whent it happens" HA!
  20. Profile photo of googlingnow
    googlingnow Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Definitely more to this story then shown. Kid was probably a little arse.
  21. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    "While the others Scream, he Laughs!"

    Muahahahahaha - I am Gas-man!
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    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    oh puh-lease. the kid looks like a punk, and seriously, i would get tired of preteen boys yucking it up at smelly humor too.

    and he is NOT scared of his own farts, he is scared of loosing the lime-light. well sorry, Pooty, but your fifteen minutes of fame are centered around your ass. so.... they weren`t that great to begin with.
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    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    *losing, not loosing. dammit.
  24. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
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    November 4, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    He is the Rosa Parks of farting.

    Tho som people have medical issues with farting. He should get a doctor`s not saying he has a "farting- handicap" and this needs to be given extra attention. The have to adapt the school to make it suitable for his farting condition, like for other handicaps. Private teacher with special farting-handling education, and maybe he should have his own farting taxi instead of riding on the bus..however, that would be discriminating towards farters.

    If the school does not adapt to his farticap, they should be sued for being fartists...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 4, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    the bus driver is an ass {sorry}

    I bet it was a woman on pms
    men understand fart humor.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    Well he does need to learn how to be more polite in public and hold it in.
    If one slips out, fine, laugh and say sorry, don`t boast and be proud of it.
    Kid did seem like a little twat to me.
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    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    Solution: Cease wOw
  28. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    I didn`t know school systems could punish you for bodily functions... o.O
    Does that count for breathing too loud? Or only if I giggle about it?

    *rolls eyes* Get over it. Kids will be kids. Don`t punish someone for doing a bodily function, even if he did laugh about it.
  29. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    o guessed fapping- i was wrong =[
  30. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    If you look this is his second offense. Which means hes doing it on purpose, and was asked to stop. Too bad kid. Stop being gross.
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    YoungOola Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    He`s playing World of Warcraft. So, of course, he`s a natural attention whore.
  32. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    I find it a gas that in this thread, most of the females are offended, and most of the males don`t see the problem.
    He`s a child for fart`s sakes, give me a break(wind). There`s a reason they aren`t called little adults, because they haven`t learned impulse (bowel)control yet. To go so far as to punish a little(squeaker) infraction like this in an offal manner is just plain crap.
  33. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    That`s ridiculous, Sometimes you just can`t hold a fart in.
  34. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    Why oh why is this on the news. In a related comment- this kid will NEVER live this down!
  35. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
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    November 4, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    He didn`t get detention so much for farting, but rather acting like a jackass about it.
  36. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    Oh sure, he claims it was his ass, but we all know he made the noise on purpose with his arm or even mouth. And that poo gets annoying fast.
  37. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    Should`ve tried to sneak it out quietly
  38. Profile photo of xKrazyKoalax
    xKrazyKoalax Male 18-29
    208 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    Oh god he`s already playing WoW
  39. Profile photo of xxsmudgexx41
    xxsmudgexx41 Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    hey there nice girl. o you`re the fart kid right?
    -_-
  40. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    well if the driver told him before and he still did it then yay it should be punished not detention but flip dude this shouldn`t make the news.
  41. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    God forbid something rude is actually considered rude. WTF?
  42. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    sometimes someone can`t help it and it happens. They think their life is over, but realize it`s not a big deal and they laugh...

    One if this kid`s NOT a little jerk? One if he happens to be pretty nice, while the school bus driver just hates driving a bus every day and realizes she`ll be doing this for the rest of her life?
  43. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    "Oh god he`s already playing WoW"

    I fail to see the correlation between this story and WoW.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    Geez! Maybe the cafeteria served a fart food for lunch. I think someone( hint: he drives) is anal retentive possibly?
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    November 4, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    I`m not concerned so much about the lad farting, I`m more concerned why this makes the f*cking news.

    America, please.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    November 5, 2010 at 12:16 am
    This is why kids hate school- can you fcuking blame them?
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    November 5, 2010 at 12:17 am
    I fail to see the correlation between this story and WoW.
    In the video, the first thing you see is the kid playing WoW. That`s the correlation.
  48. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    November 5, 2010 at 12:23 am
    How is flatulence rude? gross, yes, but it is a natural bodily function that can`t be controlled.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 5, 2010 at 12:43 am
    yeah I got to detention for burping at lunch but I didn`t make it to the new because the new here are serious GROW UP FOX! you are making all Americans look stupid...
  50. Profile photo of NexusLetum
    NexusLetum Female 18-29
    136 posts
    November 5, 2010 at 1:43 am
    "How is flatulence rude?"
    It`s rude to flaunt it. Sure, it happens, but everyone knows by the time they`re 11 that you don`t discuss bodily functions in public. I don`t know why we as a race like to pretend we don`t all do it, but that`s the way it works. I don`t want to smell your farts, your BO, or have to see your waste and you don`t want to see mine. Fetishes are an exception, but most people aren`t actually into that stuff with EVERY person they meet. So in short, it`s rude to do it continuously (which apparently he did) and not look apologetic or hide the fact that YOU did it or something.

    It`s the same as if you`d left a pile of trash in a public park and laughed anytime someone asked you to pick it up, or made it worse when they tried to do it themselves. Sure, everybody makes trash, but everyone knows you can`t just leave it like that when you`ve been caught. Social Responsibility and all that.
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    TomahawkChop Female 18-29
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    November 5, 2010 at 5:07 am
    HAHAHAHAHA, poor kid.
  52. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
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    November 5, 2010 at 7:09 am
    I didn`t know school bus drives have that much power
  53. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    November 5, 2010 at 7:09 am
    I didn`t know bus drivers had that much power
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    Piepig Male 13-17
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    November 5, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    @Oblivia

    Me either.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    November 5, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    "the other kids screamed while he laughed"

    really? if i was the bus driver i would have gave the screaming kids detention for over reacting to a natural situation...they`d never make it in the real world over reacting like that anyway...nip that sh*t in the bud right then and there!
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    michaelcsr Male 40-49
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    November 5, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    Just another loser in a position of authority who uses it just for a power trip. Some bus drivers just suck.
  57. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
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    November 6, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    huey.
  58. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    beans beans are good for your heart
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    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
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    November 8, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    A huge stinky POS all the adults involved having this kid reprimanded are.
  60. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    December 16, 2010 at 9:40 am
    NO WAY He has the WoW keyboard! I want that!

    It`s only detention too. Stupid but whatever
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    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
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    January 16, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    Heh dads okay with it, y cant u be

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