Boy Gets Detention For..? You Guess, I-A-B

Submitted by: EmilyRulz 6 years ago Weird
http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/02/christian-summers-detention-for-farting/

What do you think, I-A-B? For bringing a gun to school? Hitting his teacher? Drugs? Oh no, even better...
There are 61 comments:
Male 531
Heh dads okay with it, y cant u be
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Male 5,413
NO WAY He has the WoW keyboard! I want that!

It`s only detention too. Stupid but whatever
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Male 406
A huge stinky POS all the adults involved having this kid reprimanded are.
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Male 1,834
beans beans are good for your heart
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Male 999
huey.
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Male 559
Just another loser in a position of authority who uses it just for a power trip. Some bus drivers just suck.
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Male 3,915
"the other kids screamed while he laughed"

really? if i was the bus driver i would have gave the screaming kids detention for over reacting to a natural situation...they`d never make it in the real world over reacting like that anyway...nip that sh*t in the bud right then and there!
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Male 1,523
@Oblivia

Me either.
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Female 812
I didn`t know bus drivers had that much power
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Female 812
I didn`t know school bus drives have that much power
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Female 56
HAHAHAHAHA, poor kid.
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Female 136
"How is flatulence rude?"
It`s rude to flaunt it. Sure, it happens, but everyone knows by the time they`re 11 that you don`t discuss bodily functions in public. I don`t know why we as a race like to pretend we don`t all do it, but that`s the way it works. I don`t want to smell your farts, your BO, or have to see your waste and you don`t want to see mine. Fetishes are an exception, but most people aren`t actually into that stuff with EVERY person they meet. So in short, it`s rude to do it continuously (which apparently he did) and not look apologetic or hide the fact that YOU did it or something.

It`s the same as if you`d left a pile of trash in a public park and laughed anytime someone asked you to pick it up, or made it worse when they tried to do it themselves. Sure, everybody makes trash, but everyone knows you can`t just leave it like that when you`ve been caught. Social Responsibility and all that.
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Male 3,076
yeah I got to detention for burping at lunch but I didn`t make it to the new because the new here are serious GROW UP FOX! you are making all Americans look stupid...
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Male 1,548
How is flatulence rude? gross, yes, but it is a natural bodily function that can`t be controlled.
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Male 4,290
[quote]I fail to see the correlation between this story and WoW.[/quote]
In the video, the first thing you see is the kid playing WoW. That`s the correlation.
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Male 2,868
This is why kids hate school- can you fcuking blame them?
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Male 12,138
I`m not concerned so much about the lad farting, I`m more concerned why this makes the f*cking news.

America, please.
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Male 2,402
Geez! Maybe the cafeteria served a fart food for lunch. I think someone( hint: he drives) is anal retentive possibly?
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Male 234
"Oh god he`s already playing WoW"

I fail to see the correlation between this story and WoW.
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Female 2,289
sometimes someone can`t help it and it happens. They think their life is over, but realize it`s not a big deal and they laugh...

One if this kid`s NOT a little jerk? One if he happens to be pretty nice, while the school bus driver just hates driving a bus every day and realizes she`ll be doing this for the rest of her life?
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Female 999
God forbid something rude is actually considered rude. WTF?
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Female 296
well if the driver told him before and he still did it then yay it should be punished not detention but flip dude this shouldn`t make the news.
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Male 55
hey there nice girl. o you`re the fart kid right?
-_-
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Male 208
Oh god he`s already playing WoW
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Male 2,441
Should`ve tried to sneak it out quietly
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Female 3,562
Oh sure, he claims it was his ass, but we all know he made the noise on purpose with his arm or even mouth. And that poo gets annoying fast.
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Male 5,620
He didn`t get detention so much for farting, but rather acting like a jackass about it.
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Male 521
Why oh why is this on the news. In a related comment- this kid will NEVER live this down!
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Male 17,512
That`s ridiculous, Sometimes you just can`t hold a fart in.
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Male 661
I find it a gas that in this thread, most of the females are offended, and most of the males don`t see the problem.
He`s a child for fart`s sakes, give me a break(wind). There`s a reason they aren`t called little adults, because they haven`t learned impulse (bowel)control yet. To go so far as to punish a little(squeaker) infraction like this in an offal manner is just plain crap.
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Male 325
He`s playing World of Warcraft. So, of course, he`s a natural attention whore.
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Female 1,172
If you look this is his second offense. Which means hes doing it on purpose, and was asked to stop. Too bad kid. Stop being gross.
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Male 628
o guessed fapping- i was wrong =[
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Female 281
I didn`t know school systems could punish you for bodily functions... o.O
Does that count for breathing too loud? Or only if I giggle about it?

*rolls eyes* Get over it. Kids will be kids. Don`t punish someone for doing a bodily function, even if he did laugh about it.
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Male 716
Solution: Cease wOw
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Female 1,589
Well he does need to learn how to be more polite in public and hold it in.
If one slips out, fine, laugh and say sorry, don`t boast and be proud of it.
Kid did seem like a little twat to me.
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Male 37,888
the bus driver is an ass {sorry}

I bet it was a woman on pms
men understand fart humor.
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Male 1,010
He is the Rosa Parks of farting.

Tho som people have medical issues with farting. He should get a doctor`s not saying he has a "farting- handicap" and this needs to be given extra attention. The have to adapt the school to make it suitable for his farting condition, like for other handicaps. Private teacher with special farting-handling education, and maybe he should have his own farting taxi instead of riding on the bus..however, that would be discriminating towards farters.

If the school does not adapt to his farticap, they should be sued for being fartists...
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Female 614
*losing, not loosing. dammit.
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Female 614
oh puh-lease. the kid looks like a punk, and seriously, i would get tired of preteen boys yucking it up at smelly humor too.

and he is NOT scared of his own farts, he is scared of loosing the lime-light. well sorry, Pooty, but your fifteen minutes of fame are centered around your ass. so.... they weren`t that great to begin with.
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Male 3,631
"While the others Scream, he Laughs!"

Muahahahahaha - I am Gas-man!
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Female 20
Definitely more to this story then shown. Kid was probably a little arse.
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Female 3,598
yeah when it comes to news stories like this i always tend to side with the administration, because kids are little punks and have no respect for anyone anymore. i bet that kid has been making fart sounds and jokes at the bus driver`s expense for some time now and the driver has finally had enough. haha i did like how the dad now has been seen by thousands of people admitting that he laughs at farts "we laugh whent it happens" HA!
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Male 116
what kind of elementary school has detention?
and why does the bus driver have that kind of authority? when i was in grade school the bus driver couldnt do anything except suspend you from riding the bus or assign seats
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Male 8
I bet he`s a little pooe. There is more to the story than just this. I bet he deserved it.
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Female 62
It obviously wasn`t just a mistake, since on the report it says the driver has told him before to stop doing it. Obviously, the boy does it for the joke and the driver is tired of it. I`d give detention, too.
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Male 15,510
I guess after the elections and all there is nothing else to talk about now
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Male 25,416
HE will only ever be known as the Farting Kid!
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Male 267
lmao at how poorly named this is. Thats all the entertainment I needed from this post, don`t think I need to bother reading the article.
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Female 9,402
Thanks for giving us the answer before letting us guess iab.
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Male 721
How is this in any way news worthy?
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Female 136
Meh, teachers aren`t that ridiculous. He was probably doing it on purpose or in an unacceptable manner, like in someone`s face. Also, "Now I have to be secretive when I pass gas." No poo, how does an 11-year-old not know that`s the only socially acceptable way to do it?
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Male 721
Oh wow that title was a fail, you told us before you even told us to guess.
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Male 1,929
The heading for this post is twisting my melon, man.
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Female 3,574
slow news day?
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Male 2,332
Ridiculous? Yes. Worth creating a media poostorm for? No.
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Male 491
Heard this on the radio this morn. The reason he was given detention was due to the fact that he was letting 1 rip ever time he passed the bus driver and had been asked to stop several times.
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Male 219
Since when do bus drivers give out detention? LOL
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Female 2,525
Hint: it`s hard to guess when you put it in the title. ;)
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Female 2,120
How are we supposed to guess when you give us the answer?
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Female 1
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