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Date: 11/25/10 02:02 PM

91 Responses to Black Friday And The Store Fights!

  1. Profile photo of TwisterFail
    TwisterFail Male 18-29
    52 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 9:32 am
    Link: Black Friday And The Store Fights! - Black Friday is coming. Here`s a preview about things to come. Hope you`re ready, early shoppers...
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    You Yanks are drated up.

    drated up.
  3. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    oh, humanity.
  4. Profile photo of AtomicTamale
    AtomicTamale Male 18-29
    74 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Seems like the perfect opportunity to get you yearly stealing done!:D
  5. Profile photo of SilentFart
    SilentFart Male 40-49
    114 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    wtf!!!is this!!!!!
  6. Profile photo of stendec
    stendec Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    zombies
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    2:52 HAHA authority fail XD
  8. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    now THAT`S a doorbuster
  9. Profile photo of Ru1n
    Ru1n Male 18-29
    44 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    I will NEVER want to purchase something so bad that I temporarily lose all sanity to acquire it. These people are just terribly sad and stupid.
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    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    We have boxing day sales in Canada with similar kinds of deals. But the stores are a little better organized by only letting in a certain amount of people at a time.

    This is ridiculous!
  11. Profile photo of auntiemeg32
    auntiemeg32 Female 18-29
    20 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    @stendec

    More like sheep.
  12. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    2:15- watch for the lady in the bottom right that lost her wig!!
  13. Profile photo of Durrell
    Durrell Male 18-29
    136 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    holy hell. Boxing day in Canada is big(and similar deals) but we NEVER see this kind of stuff...
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    ulfnir Male 30-39
    121 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Yep, zombies, but fast 28 day later type ones.
  15. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    This is what itll look like when the zombie apocalypse happens.
  16. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Thats consumerist culture for you
  17. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    @auntiemeg32- Or zombie sheep.

  18. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    Oh balls. I had to stop watching this halfway through. I work a shift at Best Buy on boxing day.

    I DON`T WANT TO DIE!!
  19. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    omgomgomgomgomgomg so drating excited....we`re leaving in an hour and starting at toys r us! won`t be done until 3pm tomorrow when i have to be in work :(
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    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    So the deal is known before the day itself and that`s why they run because they know what they are after or just running, buy (steal) and later see if it`s useful and if not sell it on Ebay?!
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    I`ve done this every year for about 5 years or so (we`re professional black friday shoppers) it`s never been THAT bad except for at walmart...walmart is ALWAYS the worst. Last year, i bought a zhu zhu pet at toys r us for $10 and some lady at walmart was bitching about not being able to find them anywhere so i sold it to her for $50....it`s ridiculious the things people will do to get what they want. lol but so so sooooo much fun.
  22. Profile photo of Phranky
    Phranky Male 40-49
    62 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Huh...black Friday - never knew how accurate that was, "step off b$tch or I`ll slap yo ass down!"

    Wow.

  23. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    When they forget they are suppose to be part of the "first world"
  24. Profile photo of museike
    museike Male 18-29
    84 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    so f*cking shameful
  25. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    Wow, you guys really know how to set a good example for your kids.
  26. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    Sh*t, I work for wal-mart and have to do this tomorrow. :-(

    Capitalism sucks.
  27. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    That`s really not a good representation of it at all....that`s the worst of it, people really don`t break down doors and trample over people that fall on the ground it`s really not like that, only the bad makes the news.
  28. Profile photo of LakaiOrDie
    LakaiOrDie Male 18-29
    46 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    america kicks ass
  29. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Some people... dear God.
  30. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 25, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    makes ya proud to be american...

    Those pussies in Pamploma are nothing with their "Running with the Bulls". Not compared to the clerks who unlock the doors and do....

    The Running With The Customers....

  31. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    ohhh America...
  32. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    Capitalism doesn`t suck.

    Holidays centered on the exploitation of a consumeristic society suck.
  33. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    this is disgusting
  34. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    It`s not all American stores. People shown from 0:24 to 0:46 are clearly speaking Russian, for one.
  35. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Zombies are real, they are just called "consumers". This scares me. A lot.
  36. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    *shudder*
  37. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    What is wrong with these people?
  38. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 5:50 pm

  39. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    None of these people have internet? Online shopping guys, seriously - look into it.
  40. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Absolutely disgusting.

    I love the holidays, but I hate the idiocy exhibited by the lowest levels of our society. Large mobs of people stampeding one another at the entrance to a Wal-Mart so they can end up physically fighting amongst themselves for a crappy $29 made-in-China DVD player that won`t last until Spring.

    I did all of my holiday shopping last month.

    I didn`t get a $29 DVD player, but I also wasn`t part of a brainwashed mob of idiots acting like complete jackasses.

    I just hope no one gets killed in tomorrow`s madness... Seems like that happens a bit too much for people who are supposed to be civilized.
  41. Profile photo of OssimJohn
    OssimJohn Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    fuuh from fresno lol
  42. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    Black Friday goes on my list of things that just aren`t worth it.
  43. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    Great. Now all the terrorists have to do is to show it to the people: "See, Americans value consumerism more than human life and dignity!"
  44. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    Fu_cking Retards.
  45. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    I can`t even watch this. I spent my time in the trenches working retail. It`s a frightening business.
  46. Profile photo of zeebeedee
    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    Anyone who wants to be part of that is wacked.
  47. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    2:13 that chick falls so hard she knocks her wig off!
  48. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    Holy sh*t America!

    Please report directly to the Principal`s Office and explain yourselves. And it better be good.
  49. Profile photo of Darkhumour
    Darkhumour Male 18-29
    257 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    and this is why i`m proudly canadian, we`re not retards, we`re not drat heads, we don`t kill our own people for an Xbox :-)
  50. Profile photo of InfatuateMe
    InfatuateMe Female 13-17
    14 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    To be perfectly honest stuff like this is what ruins Christmas for me. My mom`s said she trys to give me a perfect Christmas every year. And she trys damn hard too. But knowing her and my dad have been through this doesn`t make the gifts worth it. At all. I`m just going to ask for socks.
  51. Profile photo of mandingo3519
    mandingo3519 Male 30-39
    192 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    to the people from Canada just to set you straight i am an American and i ask you not to group the greedy retarded stupid dumb asses in with the decent ones of us who are not this way thank you 8-)
  52. Profile photo of gcxj220
    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    Lol @ 0:18, dude has his 5 yr old on his shoulders. Never take your kid to a Black Friday event. Just ask them what they want beforehand and leave them safe at home.
  53. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    zombies are so rude
  54. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    they might as well steal everything while they`re at it
  55. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    Just further proof that b*tches be crazy.
  56. Profile photo of keysrtona
    keysrtona Female 18-29
    8 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 12:15 am
    i was thinking about going later tonight and this totally changed my mind.
  57. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 12:41 am
    1:05 that dude looks like he has boxing gloves on!
  58. Profile photo of kingadaQ
    kingadaQ Male 18-29
    21 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 12:43 am
    crazy yanks - check out the woman on the ground at 2:13... hilarious!
  59. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 12:48 am
    Man, they`re like locust.....

    Kill it!!!!
  60. Profile photo of HolyShiitake
    HolyShiitake Male 18-29
    16 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 12:51 am
    an embarrassment upon the human race
  61. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 1:32 am
    why is there some random chick always screaming in the background -_-
  62. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 1:37 am
    "and this is why i`m proudly canadian, we`re not retards, we`re not drat heads, we don`t kill our own people for an Xbox "

    Yea, you just randomly stab people on buses, cut off their heads, and eat pieces of them.

    Seriously I hate these dumb sweeping generalizations, I don`t know a single person going to Black Friday. And did no one else hear about the HUNDREDS of people killed in Cambodia at their water festival a couple days ago? People being trampled for stupid reasons doesn`t only happen in the US.
  63. Profile photo of MonkeyFox
    MonkeyFox Male 18-29
    16 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 3:01 am
    "an embarrassment upon the human race"

    No, just America...
  64. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 3:53 am
    wow. and these people think they`re actually saving money, when in reality they may be saving like $10 on each item. way to go idiots. two thumbs up to ur chaotic ways. i think i`ll go make myself a leftover turkey sandwich now and watch this mess for the telly...
  65. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 4:11 am
    what`s black friday??? oO
  66. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 4:28 am
    wow, some Americans are drating pathetic.

    By the way: If you shop on black friday, you are drating retarded. Saving a few bucks is not worth going anywhere with that high of a percentage of waste of flesh (of course if you are there, you are a waste of flesh).

    Buying into the whole black friday bullpoo is both pathetic and sad.
  67. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 4:40 am
    Consumerist pigs!

    Couldn`t watch the whole thing, it was making me sick.
  68. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3236 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 4:45 am
    I just got back from shopping, and no where did I see this. I saw nothing even close to this. So bash the shoppers all you want, but I bash the stores and their poor systems of keeping people in line and poor organization.
  69. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 4:55 am
    Partially agreed Duckboy, the management should be doing their best to protect the employees but they can`t secure the shops for everything...such as a mob of dratting idiots breaking through their barricades. (Yes we understand that these are extreme instances)
  70. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 4:58 am
    "By the way: If you shop on black friday, you are drating retarded. Saving a few bucks is not worth going anywhere with that high of a percentage of waste of flesh (of course if you are there, you are a waste of flesh)."

    You just need to properly choose where to shop. My mother has been taking my sister and me with her for a good twelve years or so (I`m eighteen now) to downtown Seattle. There`s no running or shoving there. It`s very relaxed, because while we`re saving on things like clothes and gifts, all the crazies are off buying electronics and "hot" gifts of the year. We just have a nice day of it and eat lunch and see a movie. Most people shopping in that area are similarly enjoying themselves.

    No, not everyone shopping today is an idiot, but thanks for playing. And judging by your language, YOU are pathetic and sad.
  71. Profile photo of Isobar
    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 5:01 am
    Generally speaking, when this kind of stuff happens, it`s in the Ghetto areas of places like Detroit and other majorly poor areas. I went to some stores this morning in the "rich" area`s of the area, and while there was thousands of people, everyone was lined up and not running. Granted there was some yelling and chaos, most of it was controlled.

    But look at most of the people in these videos, they look like they should be buying new clothes and food instead of televisions and whatnot.
  72. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 7:56 am
    In Canada we have "Boxing Day"( day after Xmas) and I worked retail for 20 years and every boxing day ....I just could not believe anyone would get up in the cold at 4 am ( or earlier) stand in line to get a $50 dvd player ....that was on sale for 2 weeks following. What most people don`t realize is retailers DON"T advertise the expensive stuff with huge markdowns ...it`s all about lost leaders ...retailer actually lose money on these items in the hopes you come in and buy something else.
    The big sales of the day were NEVER first thing in the morning, I hid in bathroom read the pepr and came out about an hour later when the real buyers came into the store !!!!!!
  73. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 8:00 am
    Darkhumour...evidently you have NEVER been in a store on boxing day ...thousands of people lined up politely saying to each other "no no please you go first ...thank you ...no you have a great day "
  74. Profile photo of dijipo
    dijipo Male 13-17
    239 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 8:26 am
    Only in America...
  75. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 9:16 am
    Disgusting.
  76. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 9:36 am
    SAVINGS!
  77. Profile photo of singr
    singr Female 40-49
    22 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 9:47 am
    This makes me sick. I like to think my dignity is worth more than this. There is nothing on earth I have to own that is worth doing this.
  78. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 11:55 am
    Yeah... I would usually defend my fellow Americans, but this behavior disgusts me. Personally I would just profile them, brand them on the forehead with `STUPID` just like the Holocaust, sterilize them so they cannot reproduce and then take away all their voting rights.

    Then I might start punishing them for their behavior... lol
  79. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    This kind of behavior is absolutely disturbing, but it is a direct result of the "You`ll Miss Out!" and "Exclusive!" psychological manipulation found in advertising and marketing.

    Related: I wrote an article (opinion) on Black Friday if you`re interested.
  80. Profile photo of Bored-er
    Bored-er Female 18-29
    148 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    wow... it was like a stampede of monkeys.
  81. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Disgusting. This is one of the many reasons I HATE this time of year.
  82. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    These people are contemptible. Seriously, buy your stuff on the internet like a civilized human being.
  83. Profile photo of blackie19
    blackie19 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 1:15 am
    they all look like zombies. no brain.
  84. Profile photo of ha1b
    ha1b Male 13-17
    72 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 5:27 am
    what`s black friday?
    I`m from Europe and I`ve never heard of it before.
  85. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 9:00 am
    Ha1b, it`s the day after thanksgiving when the stores have huge sales to "officially" kick off Christmas time. It`s called black Friday be because companies that have been in the red all year can be hoisted back into the black. Stores become veritable mosh pits, and smart people like me don`t leave the house.
  86. Profile photo of Isafan
    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    I work at a retail store and it was pretty crazy,and a pooty day... but worth it. I got all the deals before anyone else. $550 mtn bike for $200 tyvm
  87. Profile photo of Isafan
    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    Monkeyfox,

    Isn`t this site American?

    kthxbai
  88. Profile photo of thecupholder
    thecupholder Female 18-29
    105 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    The most horrifying day of the year. I work retail and have survived 3. Two of them at a mall and the other at a Dollar Store.

    The deals weren`t even that good this year..and still there were crowds. They`ve gotten better about it recently though.A woman got killed in Florida after she was trampled on at a walmart i think back in 2008. =( I never knew that people`s instinct then was so uncivilized for a freaking barbie or tv...jesus christ..
  89. Profile photo of stmdthcgs
    stmdthcgs Male 13-17
    19 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    HAHA i live in fresno

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