Black Friday And The Store Fights!

Submitted by: TwisterFail 6 years ago in Funny

Black Friday is coming. Here"s a preview about things to come. Hope you"re ready, early shoppers...
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Male 19
HAHA i live in fresno
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Female 105
The most horrifying day of the year. I work retail and have survived 3. Two of them at a mall and the other at a Dollar Store.

The deals weren`t even that good this year..and still there were crowds. They`ve gotten better about it recently though.A woman got killed in Florida after she was trampled on at a walmart i think back in 2008. =( I never knew that people`s instinct then was so uncivilized for a freaking barbie or tv...jesus christ..
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Male 243
Monkeyfox,

Isn`t this site American?

kthxbai
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Male 243
I work at a retail store and it was pretty crazy,and a pooty day... but worth it. I got all the deals before anyone else. $550 mtn bike for $200 tyvm
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Female 846
Ha1b, it`s the day after thanksgiving when the stores have huge sales to "officially" kick off Christmas time. It`s called black Friday be because companies that have been in the red all year can be hoisted back into the black. Stores become veritable mosh pits, and smart people like me don`t leave the house.
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Male 72
what`s black friday?
I`m from Europe and I`ve never heard of it before.
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Male 2
they all look like zombies. no brain.
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Male 2,422
These people are contemptible. Seriously, buy your stuff on the internet like a civilized human being.
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Male 2,436
Disgusting. This is one of the many reasons I HATE this time of year.
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Female 148
wow... it was like a stampede of monkeys.
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Male 9,305
This kind of behavior is absolutely disturbing, but it is a direct result of the "You`ll Miss Out!" and "Exclusive!" psychological manipulation found in advertising and marketing.

Related: I wrote an article (opinion) on Black Friday if you`re interested.
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Male 5,189
This is why I kept a blade hidden in my hand to stab people that push me. Tis always fun. Buwahaha.
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Male 2,796
Yeah... I would usually defend my fellow Americans, but this behavior disgusts me. Personally I would just profile them, brand them on the forehead with `STUPID` just like the Holocaust, sterilize them so they cannot reproduce and then take away all their voting rights.

Then I might start punishing them for their behavior... lol
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Female 22
This makes me sick. I like to think my dignity is worth more than this. There is nothing on earth I have to own that is worth doing this.
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Female 2,120
SAVINGS!
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Male 742
Disgusting.
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Male 238
Only in America...
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Male 1,016
Darkhumour...evidently you have NEVER been in a store on boxing day ...thousands of people lined up politely saying to each other "no no please you go first ...thank you ...no you have a great day "
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Male 1,016
In Canada we have "Boxing Day"( day after Xmas) and I worked retail for 20 years and every boxing day ....I just could not believe anyone would get up in the cold at 4 am ( or earlier) stand in line to get a $50 dvd player ....that was on sale for 2 weeks following. What most people don`t realize is retailers DON"T advertise the expensive stuff with huge markdowns ...it`s all about lost leaders ...retailer actually lose money on these items in the hopes you come in and buy something else.
The big sales of the day were NEVER first thing in the morning, I hid in bathroom read the pepr and came out about an hour later when the real buyers came into the store !!!!!!
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Male 293
Generally speaking, when this kind of stuff happens, it`s in the Ghetto areas of places like Detroit and other majorly poor areas. I went to some stores this morning in the "rich" area`s of the area, and while there was thousands of people, everyone was lined up and not running. Granted there was some yelling and chaos, most of it was controlled.

But look at most of the people in these videos, they look like they should be buying new clothes and food instead of televisions and whatnot.
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Female 612
"By the way: If you shop on black friday, you are drating retarded. Saving a few bucks is not worth going anywhere with that high of a percentage of waste of flesh (of course if you are there, you are a waste of flesh)."

You just need to properly choose where to shop. My mother has been taking my sister and me with her for a good twelve years or so (I`m eighteen now) to downtown Seattle. There`s no running or shoving there. It`s very relaxed, because while we`re saving on things like clothes and gifts, all the crazies are off buying electronics and "hot" gifts of the year. We just have a nice day of it and eat lunch and see a movie. Most people shopping in that area are similarly enjoying themselves.

No, not everyone shopping today is an idiot, but thanks for playing. And judging by your language, YOU are pathetic and sad.
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Male 2,548
Partially agreed Duckboy, the management should be doing their best to protect the employees but they can`t secure the shops for everything...such as a mob of dratting idiots breaking through their barricades. (Yes we understand that these are extreme instances)
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Male 3,649
I just got back from shopping, and no where did I see this. I saw nothing even close to this. So bash the shoppers all you want, but I bash the stores and their poor systems of keeping people in line and poor organization.
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Male 2,548
Consumerist pigs!

Couldn`t watch the whole thing, it was making me sick.
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Male 4,004
wow, some Americans are drating pathetic.

By the way: If you shop on black friday, you are drating retarded. Saving a few bucks is not worth going anywhere with that high of a percentage of waste of flesh (of course if you are there, you are a waste of flesh).

Buying into the whole black friday bullpoo is both pathetic and sad.
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Male 535
what`s black friday??? oO
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Female 546
wow. and these people think they`re actually saving money, when in reality they may be saving like $10 on each item. way to go idiots. two thumbs up to ur chaotic ways. i think i`ll go make myself a leftover turkey sandwich now and watch this mess for the telly...
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Male 16
"an embarrassment upon the human race"

No, just America...
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Female 798
"and this is why i`m proudly canadian, we`re not retards, we`re not drat heads, we don`t kill our own people for an Xbox "

Yea, you just randomly stab people on buses, cut off their heads, and eat pieces of them.

Seriously I hate these dumb sweeping generalizations, I don`t know a single person going to Black Friday. And did no one else hear about the HUNDREDS of people killed in Cambodia at their water festival a couple days ago? People being trampled for stupid reasons doesn`t only happen in the US.
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Female 798
why is there some random chick always screaming in the background -_-
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Male 16
an embarrassment upon the human race
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Male 21
crazy yanks - check out the woman on the ground at 2:13... hilarious!
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Male 25,416
1:05 that dude looks like he has boxing gloves on!
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Female 8
i was thinking about going later tonight and this totally changed my mind.
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Male 768
Just further proof that b*tches be crazy.
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Male 559
they might as well steal everything while they`re at it
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Male 985
zombies are so rude
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Male 616
Lol @ 0:18, dude has his 5 yr old on his shoulders. Never take your kid to a Black Friday event. Just ask them what they want beforehand and leave them safe at home.
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Male 192
to the people from Canada just to set you straight i am an American and i ask you not to group the greedy retarded stupid dumb asses in with the decent ones of us who are not this way thank you 8-)
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Female 14
To be perfectly honest stuff like this is what ruins Christmas for me. My mom`s said she trys to give me a perfect Christmas every year. And she trys damn hard too. But knowing her and my dad have been through this doesn`t make the gifts worth it. At all. I`m just going to ask for socks.
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Male 257
and this is why i`m proudly canadian, we`re not retards, we`re not drat heads, we don`t kill our own people for an Xbox :-)
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Male 12,138
Holy sh*t America!

Please report directly to the Principal`s Office and explain yourselves. And it better be good.
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Female 850
2:13 that chick falls so hard she knocks her wig off!
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Male 613
Anyone who wants to be part of that is wacked.
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Female 4,447
I can`t even watch this. I spent my time in the trenches working retail. It`s a frightening business.
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Male 721
Fu_cking Retards.
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Male 541
Great. Now all the terrorists have to do is to show it to the people: "See, Americans value consumerism more than human life and dignity!"
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Female 527
Black Friday goes on my list of things that just aren`t worth it.
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Male 138
fuuh from fresno lol
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Male 3,058
Absolutely disgusting.

I love the holidays, but I hate the idiocy exhibited by the lowest levels of our society. Large mobs of people stampeding one another at the entrance to a Wal-Mart so they can end up physically fighting amongst themselves for a crappy $29 made-in-China DVD player that won`t last until Spring.

I did all of my holiday shopping last month.

I didn`t get a $29 DVD player, but I also wasn`t part of a brainwashed mob of idiots acting like complete jackasses.

I just hope no one gets killed in tomorrow`s madness... Seems like that happens a bit too much for people who are supposed to be civilized.
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Male 541
Just throw in a few more black Fridays randomly throughout the year and watch the economy bounce back.
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Male 5,194
None of these people have internet? Online shopping guys, seriously - look into it.
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Female 246

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Male 761
What is wrong with these people?
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Female 3,598
*shudder*
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Female 1,203
Zombies are real, they are just called "consumers". This scares me. A lot.
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Male 588
It`s not all American stores. People shown from 0:24 to 0:46 are clearly speaking Russian, for one.
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Male 487
this is disgusting
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Male 421
Capitalism doesn`t suck.

Holidays centered on the exploitation of a consumeristic society suck.
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Female 3,001
ohhh America...
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Male 39,948
makes ya proud to be american...

Those pussies in Pamploma are nothing with their "Running with the Bulls". Not compared to the clerks who unlock the doors and do....

The Running With The Customers....

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Male 683
Some people... dear God.
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Male 46
america kicks ass
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Female 1,380
That`s really not a good representation of it at all....that`s the worst of it, people really don`t break down doors and trample over people that fall on the ground it`s really not like that, only the bad makes the news.
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Male 774
Sh*t, I work for wal-mart and have to do this tomorrow. :-(

Capitalism sucks.
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Male 554
Wow, you guys really know how to set a good example for your kids.
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Male 84
so f*cking shameful
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Male 15,510
When they forget they are suppose to be part of the "first world"
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Male 62
Huh...black Friday - never knew how accurate that was, "step off b$tch or I`ll slap yo ass down!"

Wow.

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Female 1,380
I`ve done this every year for about 5 years or so (we`re professional black friday shoppers) it`s never been THAT bad except for at walmart...walmart is ALWAYS the worst. Last year, i bought a zhu zhu pet at toys r us for $10 and some lady at walmart was bitching about not being able to find them anywhere so i sold it to her for $50....it`s ridiculious the things people will do to get what they want. lol but so so sooooo much fun.
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Female 812
So the deal is known before the day itself and that`s why they run because they know what they are after or just running, buy (steal) and later see if it`s useful and if not sell it on Ebay?!
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Female 1,380
omgomgomgomgomgomg so drating excited....we`re leaving in an hour and starting at toys r us! won`t be done until 3pm tomorrow when i have to be in work :(
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Male 1,164
Oh balls. I had to stop watching this halfway through. I work a shift at Best Buy on boxing day.

I DON`T WANT TO DIE!!
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Male 4,680
@auntiemeg32- Or zombie sheep.

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Male 341
Thats consumerist culture for you
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Male 1,625
This is what itll look like when the zombie apocalypse happens.
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Male 121
Yep, zombies, but fast 28 day later type ones.
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Male 136
holy hell. Boxing day in Canada is big(and similar deals) but we NEVER see this kind of stuff...
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Female 3,696
2:15- watch for the lady in the bottom right that lost her wig!!
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Female 20
@stendec

More like sheep.
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Male 900
We have boxing day sales in Canada with similar kinds of deals. But the stores are a little better organized by only letting in a certain amount of people at a time.

This is ridiculous!
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Male 44
I will NEVER want to purchase something so bad that I temporarily lose all sanity to acquire it. These people are just terribly sad and stupid.
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Male 1,744
now THAT`S a doorbuster
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Male 3,076
2:52 HAHA authority fail XD
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Male 96
zombies
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Male 113
wtf!!!is this!!!!!
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Male 74
Seems like the perfect opportunity to get you yearly stealing done!:D
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Male 548
oh, humanity.
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Male 6,737
You Yanks are drated up.

drated up.
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Male 52
Link: Black Friday And The Store Fights! [Rate Link] - Black Friday is coming. Here`s a preview about things to come. Hope you`re ready, early shoppers...
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