Best New Artist, 2010: Clown Metal Category [Pic]

Submitted by: helmie 6 years ago in Funny

Chad always prided his band on staying one step ahead of the rest of the music industry...
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Male 3
he looks like jeff hardy
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Male 368
ICP the early days.
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Male 48
guy w/ the cup would be good looking if he did something with his hair
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Male 6,694
Juggalos ?
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Female 5,222
[email protected]
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Male 2,688
@PBZebras

Its not Metal to smile... only Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, and Poison could get away with smiling in metal... and thats pushing it. (Hair Metal is still metal... lets face it...)
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Male 208
Guy with the cups` moms taking the picture, that`s why he doesnt want to smile
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Male 155
NOW THATS METAL
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Male 103
bassists... always looking for attention.
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Female 3
lmao the one at the far right does look like ron jeremy. that is just awesome.
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Male 161
what? i dont even
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Male 705
The hair on the third one...
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Female 535
The sad part is that they probably think they look totally bad-ass.
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Male 720
JUFFALO
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Male 3,894
Woah. Ron Jeremy has done everything.
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Male 769
No! It`s a young Har Mar Superstar!
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Male 176
@bamfaber09 - Is he Ron Jeremy`s son ?
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Male 2,424
Insane clown Poopy
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Male 1,196
isn`t that what ICP is? or are they rap?
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Male 359
Hey!!!...that`s Fleas younger cousin..Bed Bug...
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Male 28
the one on the right looks kinda like ron jeremy
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Male 9,306
They look so thrilled.
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Male 423
Oh poo look at the fat guitarist face, he looks like a younger retarded Ron Jeremy (and the original already looks retarded sooooo....:P) Wow I`ll never be able to unsee this now...
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Male 2,868
God I hate that style of pants that the guy in the middle is wearing. But on the bright side, there`s enough extra room in them for all of the fail.
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Female 264
The longer you stare at this picture, the more weird it gets...
It`s almost hypnotizing.
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Male 321
I`m so glad I had the priviledge to grow up listening to Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Alice in Chains and too many more bands to list. This pic makes Grunge seem classy.
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Male 315
Please let that cup be full of HIV.
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Male 4,014
Sorry, my observations were not original, but the fact that I independently reached the same conclusions as other independent persons confirms the existence of objective reality.
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Male 4,014
Honestly, the guitarist could parlay that look into some serious dirty girl poon.
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Male 4,014
Dr Rockso. Also, is that Ron Jeremy?
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Female 212
<------- Clowns and music? Utterly ridiculous. Low-brow, emo, punk entertainment. Ghastly. Sigh. What is the world coming to?

They all look like little future felons! Get a job!
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Female 126
O please if there is a God, make all the juggalos go away.. forever?

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Male 269
A clown, a goth, a surfer, and Ron Jeremy. What more do you want?
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Male 3,462
Well he IS the bassist. He needs some way of attracting attention.
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Male 2,893
The only cool lookin` kid is the one on the right.
Sweet mustache.
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Male 46
I remember my band in highschool. We were way lamer than these guys and i had a pair of those same stupid baggy pants exept they were orange.
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Female 2,674
Looks like every dude I dated in high school. I wish I was kidding...
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Male 422
Please. This is not metal nor brutal, and keep Dr. Rockso out of the cocaine
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Male 11,740
Hey, it`s The Rejects!
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Male 490
not gonna lie. that guitarist is sporting a pretty royal mustache. sam elliot would be proud of his trainee.
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Male 1,108
Those look like some terrible hairstyles from the late 90s/early 00s.
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Male 15,510
That is hardcore
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Male 25,416
wow, chad defies cool
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Male 90
Theyre probably better then Dimmu Burger. Dimmu Burger are clowns. And before fans of Dimmu start getting upset, LISTEN TO REAL METAL. http://bit.ly/gVxdQn
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Male 495
Hey look, its Ron Jeremy.
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Male 639
of course its the bassist, its always the drating bassist
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Female 870
Holy junior high 1994!
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Female 83
sad.
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Male 469
Chad sure has an eventful life.
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Male 37,774
Now THAT`s being a rebel! Don`t conform clown-boy! Never sell out!
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Male 2,344
I really hope this was taken from around 10 years ago. No one should ever look like this today.
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Male 541
lol yeah and the guitarist mustache looks fake
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Female 74
Damn, I didn`t realize fuego said that before me.
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Female 74


The guitarist.
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Male 1,287
the guitarist looks like a younger cheesier version of Ron Jeremy to me.
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Male 2,050
That guy 2nd from the right is not a greenpeace supporter.
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Female 430
sweet
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Male 38,480
the one on the right has no neck.

doesn`t he belong in the other post?
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Male 383
The second dude from the left... His pants... they`re so drating stupid ;_;
And is it just me, or does the guitarist look like a fat Kirk Hammett?
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Male 307
Is that a young Ron Jeremy?
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Male 3,475
It figures! He`s the bass player...
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Male 2,549
He reminds me of this homeless guy I used to buy coffees for.
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Male 2,441
Looks like one hell of a band right there. They`ll soon be legends
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Male 1,765
What a clown... I mean, Slipknot? Seriously?
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Female 58
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