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Date: 11/30/10 04:05 PM

65 Responses to Best New Artist, 2010: Clown Metal Category [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of helmie
    helmie Female 13-17
    58 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Link: Best New Artist, 2010: Clown Metal Category - Chad always prided his band on staying one step ahead of the rest of the music industry...
  2. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    What a clown... I mean, Slipknot? Seriously?
  3. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Looks like one hell of a band right there. They`ll soon be legends
  4. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    He reminds me of this homeless guy I used to buy coffees for.
  5. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    It figures! He`s the bass player...
  6. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    Is that a young Ron Jeremy?
  7. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    The second dude from the left... His pants... they`re so drating stupid ;_;
    And is it just me, or does the guitarist look like a fat Kirk Hammett?
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    the one on the right has no neck.

    doesn`t he belong in the other post?
  9. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    sweet
  10. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    That guy 2nd from the right is not a greenpeace supporter.
  11. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    the guitarist looks like a younger cheesier version of Ron Jeremy to me.
  12. Profile photo of prettymaryk
    prettymaryk Female 18-29
    74 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 4:49 pm


    The guitarist.
  13. Profile photo of prettymaryk
    prettymaryk Female 18-29
    74 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    Damn, I didn`t realize fuego said that before me.
  14. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    I really hope this was taken from around 10 years ago. No one should ever look like this today.
  15. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    Now THAT`s being a rebel! Don`t conform clown-boy! Never sell out!
  16. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Chad sure has an eventful life.
  17. Profile photo of ErinBtx
    ErinBtx Female 18-29
    83 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    sad.
  18. Profile photo of ak2nc1
    ak2nc1 Female 18-29
    867 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Holy junior high 1994!
  19. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    of course its the bassist, its always the drating bassist
  20. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Hey look, its Ron Jeremy.
  21. Profile photo of Kivaen
    Kivaen Male 18-29
    90 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    Theyre probably better then Dimmu Burger. Dimmu Burger are clowns. And before fans of Dimmu start getting upset, LISTEN TO REAL METAL. http://bit.ly/gVxdQn
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    wow, chad defies cool
  23. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    That is hardcore
  24. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    Those look like some terrible hairstyles from the late 90s/early 00s.
  25. Profile photo of bophus
    bophus Male 30-39
    474 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    not gonna lie. that guitarist is sporting a pretty royal mustache. sam elliot would be proud of his trainee.
  26. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    Hey, it`s The Rejects!
  27. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    Please. This is not metal nor brutal, and keep Dr. Rockso out of the cocaine
  28. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    Looks like every dude I dated in high school. I wish I was kidding...
  29. Profile photo of LakaiOrDie
    LakaiOrDie Male 18-29
    46 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    I remember my band in highschool. We were way lamer than these guys and i had a pair of those same stupid baggy pants exept they were orange.
  30. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    The only cool lookin` kid is the one on the right.
    Sweet mustache.
  31. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3240 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    Well he IS the bassist. He needs some way of attracting attention.
  32. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    A clown, a goth, a surfer, and Ron Jeremy. What more do you want?
  33. Profile photo of yusterdai
    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    O please if there is a God, make all the juggalos go away.. forever?

  34. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    <------- Clowns and music? Utterly ridiculous. Low-brow, emo, punk entertainment. Ghastly. Sigh. What is the world coming to?

    They all look like little future felons! Get a job!
  35. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    Dr Rockso. Also, is that Ron Jeremy?
  36. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    Honestly, the guitarist could parlay that look into some serious dirty girl poon.
  37. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    Sorry, my observations were not original, but the fact that I independently reached the same conclusions as other independent persons confirms the existence of objective reality.
  38. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    Please let that cup be full of HIV.
  39. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    I`m so glad I had the priviledge to grow up listening to Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Alice in Chains and too many more bands to list. This pic makes Grunge seem classy.
  40. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    The longer you stare at this picture, the more weird it gets...
    It`s almost hypnotizing.
  41. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    God I hate that style of pants that the guy in the middle is wearing. But on the bright side, there`s enough extra room in them for all of the fail.
  42. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    Oh poo look at the fat guitarist face, he looks like a younger retarded Ron Jeremy (and the original already looks retarded sooooo....:P) Wow I`ll never be able to unsee this now...
  43. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    They look so thrilled.
  44. Profile photo of bamfaber09
    bamfaber09 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    the one on the right looks kinda like ron jeremy
  45. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 11:15 pm
    Hey!!!...that`s Fleas younger cousin..Bed Bug...
  46. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    isn`t that what ICP is? or are they rap?
  47. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 12:26 am
    Insane clown Poopy
  48. Profile photo of iCyborg
    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 12:45 am
    @bamfaber09 - Is he Ron Jeremy`s son ?
  49. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 4:31 am
    No! It`s a young Har Mar Superstar!
  50. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 6:13 am
    Woah. Ron Jeremy has done everything.
  51. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 7:31 am
    JUFFALO
  52. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 8:31 am
    The sad part is that they probably think they look totally bad-ass.
  53. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 11:15 am
    The hair on the third one...
  54. Profile photo of Norsak
    Norsak Male 18-29
    161 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 11:37 am
    what? i dont even
  55. Profile photo of dumbsunshine
    dumbsunshine Female 13-17
    3 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    lmao the one at the far right does look like ron jeremy. that is just awesome.
  56. Profile photo of monkeyman828
    monkeyman828 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    bassists... always looking for attention.
  57. Profile photo of Metum
    Metum Male 13-17
    155 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    NOW THATS METAL
  58. Profile photo of PBZebras
    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Guy with the cups` moms taking the picture, that`s why he doesnt want to smile
  59. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    @PBZebras

    Its not Metal to smile... only Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, and Poison could get away with smiling in metal... and thats pushing it. (Hair Metal is still metal... lets face it...)
  60. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 4:41 am
    [email protected]
  61. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 7:54 am
    Juggalos ?
  62. Profile photo of xXMMMXx
    xXMMMXx Male 13-17
    48 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    guy w/ the cup would be good looking if he did something with his hair
  63. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    ICP the early days.
  64. Profile photo of Diruhk
    Diruhk Male 18-29
    3 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:49 am
    he looks like jeff hardy

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