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Date: 11/23/10 12:01 PM

83 Responses to American Colleges, Still Pumping Out Retards [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of PuddingCup
    PuddingCup Female 18-29
    79 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Link: American Colleges, Still Pumping Out Retards - Natalie, please go back to high school and don`t leave until you learn how to communicate like a human being.
  2. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    seriously? this is beyond retard
  3. Profile photo of elderban99
    elderban99 Male 40-49
    180 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    I speak leet speak, and even I don`t understand that! o_O
  4. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    that was painful to read
  5. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    that has to be a joke... nobody ACTUALLY writes like that. right? ... right?!
  6. Profile photo of greggpethers
    greggpethers Male 18-29
    271 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    there isnt a hole deep enough.
  7. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Wow...
  8. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    text speak has ruined us.
  9. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Gonna go ahead and say she`s not being serious, but it is excessive
  10. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    That seems to be an in joke between roommates. Move along people, nothing to see here.

    Yes, I`m pooping all over your party, and I`m proud of it.
  11. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Wow. Yet more people breathing our air.
  12. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    No.
    Her name is Nattatl! 3.
    Not Natalie.
  13. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Lord
  14. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    trying to read it hurts my brain.
  15. Profile photo of AirborneJT
    AirborneJT Male 18-29
    145 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    This makes me want to vomit all over myself. Why must people slaughter the English language like this?
  16. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    yeah, definitely a joke =D
  17. Profile photo of Axejst
    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    America`N` Colleges.

    Further proof that the earth`s rotation is fueled by English teachers spinning in their graves.
  18. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    MY EYES
  19. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    RUM M8S FOR LIFE!
  20. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    god damn i can read it...
    i spend to much time on the internet
  21. Profile photo of Lizzy_girl
    Lizzy_girl Female 18-29
    47 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Ow, I think my IQ just dropped a point reading this.
  22. Profile photo of kj36
    kj36 Female 18-29
    240 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    I think Natalie was kidding, guys.
  23. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    They are rum mates. They share a bottle of rum. Like pirates. Yo ho ho!
  24. Profile photo of pocketmoron
    pocketmoron Male 18-29
    191 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    wow... someone pretending to be dumb... that`s SO interesting... also, it`s "AmericaN Colleges" not "America Colleges".
  25. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Due to the difficulty in reading this near gibberish, it took way to long to read this simple simpleton`s `note`
  26. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    "Ow, I think my IQ just dropped a point reading this."

    I know right.
  27. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    wut
  28. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Why does she start off saying "you" then change her mind and spend the rest of it spelling it "ewe" instead? At least be consistent!
  29. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    it`s LOLspeak! Gee, what`s an interwebz? Keep ridiculing them and when the new vernacular completely misses you don`t wonder why you never get invited to anyone`s party...
  30. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    yeah, i`m fairly certain she was being ironic.
  31. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    That will make grandma cry for sure
  32. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    "yeah, i`m fairly certain she was being ironic."

    You mean sarcastic
  33. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Fake, people who actually spell like this probably have no idea how "ewe" is pronounced.
  34. Profile photo of crazyfangirl
    crazyfangirl Female 18-29
    132 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    that was so hard to read fluidly
  35. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    shouldn`t it be "Deer K8y"?
  36. Profile photo of sirrix
    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    ""yeah, i`m fairly certain she was being ironic."

    You mean sarcastic"

    Oh the old South American English burn - you don`t see those often. So, shove it: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony
  37. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    She wasn`t be sarcastic or ironic. She was being annoying and pathetic.
  38. Profile photo of Wiggle1111
    Wiggle1111 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    If this is real I weep for the future of humanity.
  39. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    is that ewemew fudd?
  40. Profile photo of okami23
    okami23 Female 13-17
    94 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    translation please?
  41. Profile photo of Flying_cow_
    Flying_cow_ Male 30-39
    120 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    Translation:
    dear Katie, you are super cool. i love you so much. i am so happy that we are roomates. you are the best girl in the world. love you! natalie.

    wow...I mean seriously, wow. I`ve noticed that spelling is no longer an issue at all, and I`m left to wonder if they even teach spelling and grammar in school anymore.
  42. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    you are super cool . I love you so much . I am so happy that we are friends . you are the best girl in the world . love you
    Natalie
    WTF !!!!
  43. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    I`m about 80% sure that this was done in jest-- either an in joke or plain silliness.

    Yes, I am optimistic.
  44. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Text speak has invaded the minds of the young ones.
  45. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    How to sound like a complete retard:
    Step 1: See picture above
  46. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    i honestly had a hard time reading that dribble.
  47. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    I fail to see how spelling "you" as "ewe" is cool or even a time saver. At least "u" has two letters less.
  48. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    My head exploded trying to read that.
  49. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2193 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    is it truly retarded. It probably takes more brain power to write that crap. I know it`s definitely harder to read.
  50. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    lol evilducky
  51. Profile photo of BDT1981
    BDT1981 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    took me three times to figure out what she was saying.

    also...STOP SPELLING `THE` T-E-H!!! the little gag on that typo gone to far.
  52. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    who whoever placed the comment "America Colleges, Still Pumping Out Retards . Natalie, please go back to high school and don`t leave until you learn how to communicate like a human being." is the real retard here.
  53. Profile photo of Righteous_D
    Righteous_D Male 18-29
    84 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    It doesn`t take much intelligence to WRITE like that, but for sure to READ it.
  54. Profile photo of MechaWolf
    MechaWolf Male 18-29
    315 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    At least she started off well.
  55. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    I`m almost positive this sentence was spelled with Australian accent incorporated. if you try and read it with an aussie accent it gets really simple actually.
  56. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    That girl brings disgrace to my name.
  57. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    that gave me a headache.
  58. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    "I`m about 80% sure that this was done in jest-- either an in joke or plain silliness.

    Yes, I am optimistic."

    I`m almost 100% sure. Everyone on here is so damn uppity about this crap. I`ve seen perfectly intelligent adults write like this just for the hell of it. Probably to piss off anyone that thinks they`re serious. Which apparently includes almost every IAB member...
  59. Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    this girl is amazing
  60. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 11:15 pm
    Also, anyone who still uses the word retard to describe someone stupid needs to go back to fourth grade, forget high school.
  61. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 12:13 am
    A film professor in college back in the 80s told me that in the future that most people would not know how to read and write, text would be symbols
  62. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 12:35 am
    maybe katie is a dog?
  63. Profile photo of hansonrocks
    hansonrocks Female 18-29
    99 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 1:26 am
    To be honest, I feel that the internet will have genreations of people who will only be able to wright like that...
  64. Profile photo of whorku
    whorku Male 18-29
    9 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 1:52 am
    this ˇ
  65. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 2:21 am
    >who will only be able to wright like that...
    >able to wright like that
    >wright like that
    >wright like
    >wright

    O_o
  66. Profile photo of metalm0rgan
    metalm0rgan Male 18-29
    110 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 4:42 am
    @hansonrocks

    Haha! You were being ironic right?

    I mean, spelling badly on purpose?
  67. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 7:07 am
    ask someone of this gen to write in cursive. most cannot.
  68. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 8:09 am
    what? I still cannot believe she did not put a emoticon on it, wtf
  69. Profile photo of Gigaman
    Gigaman Male 18-29
    161 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 11:18 am
    haha...ironically cursive used to be the only thing I wrote in
  70. Profile photo of MyJobSucks
    MyJobSucks Male 18-29
    177 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 11:46 am
    i can`t tell if it`s serious or a joke
  71. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Sometimes, it`s embarrassing to be part of my generation. Just sayin`.
  72. Profile photo of kittkatkatie
    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
    109 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    it took me like an entire minute just to translate it so i could read
  73. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    Satire, undetectable by 90% of IAB users.
  74. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    yuuppp clearnly its fakeee
  75. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    as in PHOTO /sHOP
  76. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    Thats actually well done!
  77. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    funny
  78. Profile photo of XxCraigxX
    XxCraigxX Male 13-17
    114 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    wdf iz dish sheit?
  79. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    MountainBord:

    Pretty sure I see what you did there. Nice.
  80. Profile photo of Valeira
    Valeira Female 30-39
    28 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    oh em gee, my brain hurts
  81. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 1:28 am
    sounds like a pretty smart "rum m8" to me...
  82. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:00 am
    frik like 4 minutes later of translating...

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