American Colleges, Still Pumping Out Retards [Pic]

Submitted by: PuddingCup 6 years ago in Funny

Natalie, please go back to high school and don"t leave until you learn how to communicate like a human being.
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Female 248
frik like 4 minutes later of translating...
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Male 191
sounds like a pretty smart "rum m8" to me...
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Female 28
oh em gee, my brain hurts
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Female 321
MountainBord:

Pretty sure I see what you did there. Nice.
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Male 114
wdf iz dish sheit?
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Male 1,834
funny
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Male 25,416
Thats actually well done!
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Female 1,893
as in PHOTO /sHOP
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Female 1,893
yuuppp clearnly its fakeee
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Male 1,451
Satire, undetectable by 90% of IAB users.
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Female 109
it took me like an entire minute just to translate it so i could read
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Male 544
Sometimes, it`s embarrassing to be part of my generation. Just sayin`.
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Male 177
i can`t tell if it`s serious or a joke
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Male 160
haha...ironically cursive used to be the only thing I wrote in
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Male 794
what? I still cannot believe she did not put a emoticon on it, wtf
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Female 2,509
ask someone of this gen to write in cursive. most cannot.
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Male 5,189
lol @ Sinn
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Male 110
@hansonrocks

Haha! You were being ironic right?

I mean, spelling badly on purpose?
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Male 284
[quote]>who will only be able to wright like that...
>able to wright like that
>wright like that
>wright like
>wright[/quote]

O_o
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Male 9
this ˇ
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Female 99
To be honest, I feel that the internet will have genreations of people who will only be able to wright like that...
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Male 1,627
maybe katie is a dog?
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Male 269
A film professor in college back in the 80s told me that in the future that most people would not know how to read and write, text would be symbols
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Male 720
Also, anyone who still uses the word retard to describe someone stupid needs to go back to fourth grade, forget high school.
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Male 225
this girl is amazing
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Male 720
"I`m about 80% sure that this was done in jest-- either an in joke or plain silliness.

Yes, I am optimistic."

I`m almost 100% sure. Everyone on here is so damn uppity about this crap. I`ve seen perfectly intelligent adults write like this just for the hell of it. Probably to piss off anyone that thinks they`re serious. Which apparently includes almost every IAB member...
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Male 257
that gave me a headache.
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Female 803
That girl brings disgrace to my name.
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Male 910
I`m almost positive this sentence was spelled with Australian accent incorporated. if you try and read it with an aussie accent it gets really simple actually.
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Male 315
At least she started off well.
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Male 84
It doesn`t take much intelligence to WRITE like that, but for sure to READ it.
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Male 936
who whoever placed the comment "America Colleges, Still Pumping Out Retards [Pic]. Natalie, please go back to high school and don`t leave until you learn how to communicate like a human being." is the real retard here.
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Male 132
took me three times to figure out what she was saying.

also...STOP SPELLING `THE` T-E-H!!! the little gag on that typo gone to far.
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Male 806
lol evilducky
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Male 2,389
is it truly retarded. It probably takes more brain power to write that crap. I know it`s definitely harder to read.
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Male 430
My head exploded trying to read that.
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Female 1,427
I fail to see how spelling "you" as "ewe" is cool or even a time saver. At least "u" has two letters less.
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Male 5,314
i honestly had a hard time reading that dribble.
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Male 1,598
How to sound like a complete retard:
Step 1: See picture above
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Male 705
Text speak has invaded the minds of the young ones.
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Female 1,677
I`m about 80% sure that this was done in jest-- either an in joke or plain silliness.

Yes, I am optimistic.
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Female 430
you are super cool . I love you so much . I am so happy that we are friends . you are the best girl in the world . love you
Natalie
WTF !!!!
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Male 120
Translation:
dear Katie, you are super cool. i love you so much. i am so happy that we are roomates. you are the best girl in the world. love you! natalie.

wow...I mean seriously, wow. I`ve noticed that spelling is no longer an issue at all, and I`m left to wonder if they even teach spelling and grammar in school anymore.
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Female 94
translation please?
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Female 246
is that ewemew fudd?
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Male 78
If this is real I weep for the future of humanity.
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Male 11,739
She wasn`t be sarcastic or ironic. She was being annoying and pathetic.
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Male 210
""yeah, i`m fairly certain she was being ironic."

You mean sarcastic"

Oh the old South American English burn - you don`t see those often. So, shove it: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony
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Male 336
shouldn`t it be "Deer K8y"?
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Female 132
that was so hard to read fluidly
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Female 2,120
Fake, people who actually spell like this probably have no idea how "ewe" is pronounced.
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Male 15,510
"yeah, i`m fairly certain she was being ironic."

You mean sarcastic
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Male 15,510
That will make grandma cry for sure
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Male 322
yeah, i`m fairly certain she was being ironic.
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Male 558
it`s LOLspeak! Gee, what`s an interwebz? Keep ridiculing them and when the new vernacular completely misses you don`t wonder why you never get invited to anyone`s party...
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Female 412
Why does she start off saying "you" then change her mind and spend the rest of it spelling it "ewe" instead? At least be consistent!
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Male 2,796
wut
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Female 9,572
"Ow, I think my IQ just dropped a point reading this."

I know right.
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Male 2,229
Due to the difficulty in reading this near gibberish, it took way to long to read this simple simpleton`s `note`
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Male 191
wow... someone pretending to be dumb... that`s SO interesting... also, it`s "AmericaN Colleges" not "America Colleges".
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Male 3,842
They are rum mates. They share a bottle of rum. Like pirates. Yo ho ho!
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Female 240
I think Natalie was kidding, guys.
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Female 47
Ow, I think my IQ just dropped a point reading this.
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Male 3,076
god damn i can read it...
i spend to much time on the internet
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Female 1,435
RUM M8S FOR LIFE!
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Male 341
MY EYES
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Male 130
America`N` Colleges.

Further proof that the earth`s rotation is fueled by English teachers spinning in their graves.
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Male 2,056
yeah, definitely a joke =D
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Male 145
This makes me want to vomit all over myself. Why must people slaughter the English language like this?
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Male 1,587
trying to read it hurts my brain.
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Male 594
Lord
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Male 394
No.
Her name is Nattatl! 3.
Not Natalie.
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Male 6,693
Wow. Yet more people breathing our air.
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Male 1,240
That seems to be an in joke between roommates. Move along people, nothing to see here.

Yes, I`m pooping all over your party, and I`m proud of it.
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Male 1,312
Gonna go ahead and say she`s not being serious, but it is excessive
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Female 2,927
text speak has ruined us.
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Female 584
Wow...
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Male 271
there isnt a hole deep enough.
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Female 540
that has to be a joke... nobody ACTUALLY writes like that. right? ... right?!
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Female 3,001
that was painful to read
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Male 180
I speak leet speak, and even I don`t understand that! o_O
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Male 2,004
seriously? this is beyond retard
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Female 79
Link: American Colleges, Still Pumping Out Retards [Pic] [Rate Link] - Natalie, please go back to high school and don`t leave until you learn how to communicate like a human being.
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