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Date: 11/10/10 07:06 PM

51 Responses to Airport Security Guards, Keeping Us Safe [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
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    November 10, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Link: Airport Security Guards, Keeping Us Safe - Because you know, people can hide bombs anywhere.
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    DownRape Survivor Devastated by TSA Pat-Down

    American Airlines HATES it...

    So does the "Flight Attendants Unions"

    "Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both. Those who give up their liberty for more security neither deserve liberty nor security."
    Benjamin Franklin

    "Sell not virtue to purchase wealth, nor Liberty to purch
  3. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    November 10, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    Yeah, those boobie bombs can be devastating. Especially the 80 year old boobie bombs. She clearly had them because a normal 80 year old lady has boobs hanging down to her knees.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    November 10, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    It`s really insane to think that guards groping grannies keeps us safe from terrorism.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    Yeah, I`m sure that old white lady is a suicide bomber.
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    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    "Im afraid your boobies are explosives, m`am."
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    So you DO have a choice - radioactive body scanning or physical molestation! Wonder how `discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation` plays into this charade..
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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    First time in ages she`s been felt up.
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    @duffytoler
    They have to waste time on old white ladies because otherwise they`d be sued for discrimination and racial profiling. It`s a f*cked up system.
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    Keegan31 Male 18-29
    228 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    20-yr old boards plane disguised as an elderly man

    Frisk em all
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    She just has an old lady fetish
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    November 10, 2010 at 11:46 pm
    Freak! Common sense is gone in America
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    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    @Volsunga - what`s so f*cked up about that? If I was an old white lady and know I would not get scanned I would use the advantage of not getting scanned and killed a bunch of let`s say Muslims!

    Also, remember the story about the young Asian who got on the plane looking like a old white man! Let`s just keep "wasting" time shall we…
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    November 10, 2010 at 11:59 pm
    It`s really insane to think that guards groping grannies keeps us safe from terrorism.

    It`s not about keeping people safe from terrorism. It`s about being seen to be doing something and it`s about eroding the inconvenient idea of freedom. Terrorism is much lower down the list. It`s not as though they could really stop it, anyway.
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    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 12:20 am
    Every year your freedoms get narrower under guise of protecting the homeland and protecting the children.

    Every year, terrorist win a little bit more.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 1:34 am
    @DickenMcHunt- Every time I see someone use that 250 year old quote to try and justify a modern situation I want to punch a baby.
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    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 1:50 am
    My 2 year old daughter was frisked going through leeds airport in england. She just stood there with her arms up, but managed to keep her thumb in her mouth at all times. All because she got upset when the mongs grabbed her teddy off her and put it through the x ray scanner
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    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 2:17 am
    Wonder when they just have us strip down naked before you get in line for a full body cavity search and - sexy time!
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    Neyro Male 18-29
    148 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 5:00 am
    @gorgack2000

    becauses its true right?

    Oh wait, 13-17, Europe, nevermind.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    November 11, 2010 at 6:08 am
    @ Oblivia: I see you`re one of those people who use the term "Muslims" to mean "terrorists", which still begs the question as to why this sweet little old lady from Corn Hole Iowa is getting the space between her sagging tits frisked. Also, you do realize that the more "security" measures we enact, the more Al-Queada (the terrorists) points and laughs at us and says "HAHAHAH...look...WE made them do that!! We are victorious!!"
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    Froggybuster Male 13-17
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    November 11, 2010 at 6:13 am
    Obviously someone who is old could never ever ever hold the same beliefs as someone who is young. She obviously couldnt have any reason to try and bomb a plane. Therefore we should only screen people with dark skin, because only they could be terrorists.


    You American dippoos.
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    Kickan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 6:48 am
    This seems pretty much like the security at a London night club...
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 6:50 am
    Spammers ugg.
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
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    November 11, 2010 at 7:33 am
    Thats why they have female security guards. To check the areas on women men cant.
    First time youve ever seen someone get searched and you post a photo of it?
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 7:36 am
    I`m totally okay with this. I fly often, and getting frisked is just part of the experience. If you don`t like it, don`t fly. And I`m glad to see that security isn`t profiling for the "typical" looking terrorist (if there were such a thing).
    I like to feel safe when I travel, and I appreciate that security is more than happy to fondle people`s naughty bits for bombs and the like.

    That liquids thing though, what a pain... but them`s the rules.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 7:41 am
    Ninja ! Boob Chop !
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Because she looks like a terrorist!
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Every time I`ve flown, I`ve never been frisked. Then again, I did work at the airport...

    But yes, the liquid thing is a pain in the ass.
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    radoinc Male 18-29
    184 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 8:24 am
    @DixxyRarr "If you don`t like it, don`t fly."

    Thank god that stupid people like you are never allowed to make decisions. Thanks to this we have some nice things called civil rights.
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    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 8:52 am
    Just doing their job tbh.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:49 am
    she looked unusually saggy so the security were suscpicious
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:55 am
    It`s sad that it`s come to this, but I agree with those who say if you don`t like it, lump it. When I fly, I always wear a zip-up sweatshirt with a tank top type of thing underneath, jog pants or jeans and slide on shoes. Take off said sweatshirt, slide off shoes, throw in bin, go through detector, get frisked, and move along. I mean, sometimes you just have to play along for the common good. I do not like the x-ray machine because I just don`t feel good about being blasted with an x-ray for a non-medical purpose - but that`s just me and at least you can refuse it.

    I do think it`s only a matter of time though until we all have to fly naked and can`t even bring a magazine on board.
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    bastrid Female 30-39
    47 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Old Picture. The uniforms changed about two years ago.
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    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 10:10 am
    @jtrebowski - I do not use the term "Muslims" to mean "terrorists", that is your interpretation... Nowhere do I refer to terrorist in my reply, only to killing.

    And who says she is a sweet little old lady from Corn Hole Iowa?!

    Do you seriously believe that Al-Queada (the terrorist) points and laughs at us and says "HAHAHAH...look...WE made them do that!! We are victorious!!"? Really think that is what they are after?
    It’s not just because of the terrorist that we have security reasons (they are more strict on following them through since a terrorist attack) but because people in general do crazy and dangerous things.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 10:25 am
    It`s rather unfortunate that all the airport "security" is all bluster and show. Since a majority of airports are still fairly easy to `penetrate` if one was to do harm.

    All the security measures that make air travel expensive and a pain; the money from these is being pocketed by the airlines, instead invested into actual security.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 11:50 am
    radoinc: I guess I`m just one of those "stupid" people who will sacrifice a bit for safety. My bad.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    "Thank god that stupid people like you are never allowed to make decisions. Thanks to this we have some nice things called civil rights."

    Since when is flying on an airplane a right? While I agree that the US Government has gone WAY too far in eroding civil liberties in the name of "security," I don`t think that requiring more stringent security checks at airports should be considered going too far (However wiretapping, infiltration of activist groups, "enhanced" interrogation methods, and the assassination of American citizens abroad DO fall in that category).
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    radoinc Male 18-29
    184 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    @DixxyRarr

    It`s not about safety or sacrifices.
    You know, there was a time when people said "If you don`t want to get beaten just don`t be a black guy/woman/gay who wants equal rights". In my (once communist) country they said "if you don`t want to get in jail don`t speak freely".
    The thing that bugs me is making it sound like your choice (flying in this case) is your fault and you should suffer because of it. Although frisking at airports at this time might be a necessary evil, we should recognize it as such and not fool ourselves that it`s inevitable and normal.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    @radoinc-

    I see what you`re saying- and I agree that DixxyRarr`s argument in and of itself doesn`t hold water for the reasons you mentioned. But letting people fly on an airplane without checking to make sure they have weapons is genuinely dangerous for everybody on the plane (and ground). Frisking people is not a gross violation of their privacy- you have to get frisked when you go to concerts, too. At least at many arenas.

    Telling people that they shouldn`t speak freely if they don`t want to get arrested is absurd- whatever security is gained by preventing free speech is gained solely by the people in power. Such action cannot be truly justified ethically.

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    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    I go to the airport 1-2 times a month just for the free cavity search.
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    Airport security is just another way of letting you know that big corps can fck with you any time they want, and theres nothing you can do about it.
    Picture this, you cant bring weapons inside the plane, but, if the trip is long enough, youll be provided with knife and fork. Also glasses, no cups, pillows to sofocate someone, etc. Why dont you just open the door to see if anybody dies?
    I remember carling saying once that if you really really wanted, and you had big hands, its easy enough to kill both pilot and copilot at once
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Oblivia said: "Do you seriously believe that Al-Queada (the terrorist) points and laughs at us and says "HAHAHAH...look...WE made them do that!! We are victorious!!"? Really think that is what they are after?"
    Yes...I do. Take some time to study international terrorism, or at least do some research. It`s not just about killing people. It`s also about disrupting our lives and changing our daily routine, not to mention taking away freedoms and liberties...even if they`re small ones.
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    dirtysouth38 Male 30-39
    66 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    Meanwhile,the real terrorist gets on the plane.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    You make fun, but that agent would tackle a bomb to save innocents.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    "Take some time to study international terrorism, or at least do some research."

    Its also about inferiority complexes.
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    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    Jeez people stop complaining and just get over it. It`s just someone doing there job, there aren`t any predators trying to feel boobs. Think about gynecologists or doctors who have to do even more humiliating things. The end result is just trying to keep people safe.
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    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 12:32 am
    jtrebowski, your daily routine involves getting on an airplane?

    I say everyone should be put into hibernation in a stasis tube like a sci-fi movie. And the tubes be blast resistant so the mofo just blows himself up.

    I guess the joke is that they are searching some grandma? And what would the caption read if they let all the old ladies go through while stopping the middle eastern looking men?
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 6:30 am
    @number43: No, not everyday, but often enough. And no, I`m glad were not only frisking middle-eastern men, or what not. I was simply pointing out that terrorists have both primary and secondary goals. Primary being of course, killing us. Causing terror, changing our lives, trying to bankrupt us, and causing internal discourse are secondary ones, and they`re doing a fair job of all that, aren`t they?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    wow, i feel safe!
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    dielaughing Female 13-17
    129 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:19 am
    I think the idea is not that she`s a older lady but what we`ve been mad about all this time: the TSA patting us down inappropriately.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    December 21, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    Nice one America

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