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Date: 11/12/10 07:00 PM

32 Responses to 5 Rules for Surviving an Alien Invasion

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Link: 5 Rules for Surviving an Alien Invasion - My GF Tara Perry goes off about the upcoming alien film SKYLINE and gives a crash course on surviving an E.T. attack.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    That`s a lot to remember. I think I`ll just stick to "Run the other way."
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    A lame ass skit that`s basically a promo for a new alien movie. Big effin deal.

    If there`s ever an alien invasion I`m heading for the most remote mountain area I can find. I`m betting they`ll stay away from those areas for a long time.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    what the drat was that poo? seriously? why was that here? drating stupid.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    why was that here?
    I think a quick pause at 0:19 will answer that particular question for you.
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    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    Crap! Not a single rule about stripping down to your skivvies and snuggling the nearest 40 year old fat guy. Damn it!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    ""why was that here?"

    I think a quick pause at 0:19 will answer that particular question for you."

    almightybob1... did you go frame by frame to find that?

    PERV!
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    Broky Male 18-29
    8 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 1:27 am
    1 min before she actually gets to the subject.... shame
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    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 4:29 am
    I still don`t get what was so great about 0:19.

    If she had a penis, I would fly-kick her in it.
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    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 4:35 am
    I still don`t get what was so great about 0:19.

    If she had a penis, I would fly-kick her in it.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 5:47 am
    almightybob1... did you go frame by frame to find that?

    PERV!

    Um... not sure what you saw at 0:19 Gerry, but I was talking about the big text saying "Demand Media presents...", since Demand Media owns IAB. You can see it slightly better at 0:20 actually.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 7:57 am
    She`s pretty! And funny!! And smart too!!! This could be love... naw, just fap-fodder.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 8:03 am
    well i liked this :) made me laugh
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    Bored-er Female 18-29
    148 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 9:17 am
    well that was awful
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Start at 0:32 so you can skip her self-absorbed puke-fest at the beginning.
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    polybius Male 18-29
    76 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Meh. Still, more amusing than Skyline though.
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    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    its independence day!.....oh wait thats skyline my bad.....losers...
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Hahaha! Loved that ending!

    "Ohh you alien son of a bi-"
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    spyrocheeks Female 13-17
    112 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Ok...Slither was awful.
  20. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    I agree with her - aliens 100x more interesting than zombies.
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    Mario561 Male 18-29
    57 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    1, 3, and 4 made sense to me... should i be worried?
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    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    Seen the movie. Big thumbs down!
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    skyline was a piece of horsepoo.
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    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    skyline proved that the people that made AvP requiem were capable of making something worse... much much worse
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    Oooo... Fire in the Sky is a damn good movie... and I think based on a `true` story. Scared the shiz out of me as a child.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Umm why didn`t she just say surrender?
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    this was full of win!
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    craigarlen Male 18-29
    72 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:14 am
    I want a girlfriend like that... Not just hot, but willing to make an ass out of herself to be funny...
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    If I were an alien I`d probe her :-)
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Yep. She is hott.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Its funny kos its true!
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    What if this was your alien?

    "I bring you peace"
    "KILL IT!!!!"

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