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Date: 10/16/10 01:10 PM

82 Responses to Zombie Vs Japanese Kids With Subtitles

  1. Profile photo of 57r4n63
    57r4n63 Female 18-29
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    October 15, 2010 at 12:45 am
    Link: Zombie Vs Japanese Kids With Subtitles - Prank played on three Japanese children. Coolest parents ever? Or jerks of the year award?
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    SLC77 Male 13-17
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    hahahah i love how serious that little kid looks
  3. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    BEST. PARENTS. EVER.
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    robinm1chell Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    weird but why?
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Fake, those kids wouldnt stand a chance
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    the name of this show is
    "How to Traumatize your Children"
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    My uncles did this to me once. That might explain my irrational fear of zombies now..
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Bunch of drating morons, seriously, Japan needs to take a look at their parenting skills...
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    angelo0317 Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Most EPIC battle ever? Anyone? "WE ARE DOING OUR BEST! WE WILL FIGHT!"
  10. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    That is so mean...but funny...but mean!!! however, well done that little boy, what a hero!
  11. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    What a brave lil guy.
    He fought a good fight but in reality he would be a zombie snack.
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    kendough808 Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    lol. this is sooo awesome :D
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    ardystic Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    look at that kid yell out a battle cry and fighting back. any other kid would have crawled into the fetal position or hide under the covers.
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    lol that was great, loved when the little kid told off the reporter, That little guy can come protect me anytime, he`s more useful than my soon to be ex lol
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    HunterKiller Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Ladies and Gentlemen, bataleon27, the lamest person of the year award
  16. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    October 16, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Hehe, great stuff.
  17. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Psychologically thinking, I feel really bad for the kids. They`re not gonna remember being told it was just a joke.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    So fierce. So adorable. So wrong.
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    xelous Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    I actually lol`d, those kids really pwnd that zombie.

    Kid: "Come here you stupid. I will destroy you."
    X,D
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    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    They need to reevaluate their zombie emergency plan...this just won`t do.
  21. Profile photo of Fishmanjo
    Fishmanjo Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    wow... those kids now have a lifetime supply of awesome
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 16, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Isnt that cruel!
  23. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    October 16, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    I think this joke was taking things a bit too far... Come on, they`re only little kids, they`re not going to think that the zombie might be fake.

    Still hilarious/cute though. "I`m not coming to this house again!" Bwahaha!
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Pretty cute. :3
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    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Well thank God those subtitles cleared things up...
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    Aww poor little kid was crying as he was screaming "YOU`RE NOT DOING ANYTHING! DON`T SAY I`M NOT DOING ANYTHING! I WILL FIGHT! YOU DON`T DO ANYTHING!" XD
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    asurazero Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    xombie-san
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    Thesphinx Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    Lol the guy kid at least was trying to do something. The girl was hiding and screaming, she couldn`t even get the trap right, FAIL. When he told her off at the end that was great!
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    MisterG Male 30-39
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    October 16, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Scaway zombays!
  30. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Funny, but kinda mean. Those kids will probably have nightmares about that crap for a while!
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    It was SUPER dick at first, then it got kind of hilarious... then kind of mean... then just funny.

    =P

    Like a great play!
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    Gleeballs Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    LOL they thought it was real :)
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    den3jlb Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    Adults condoning violence and psychological damage to children......only on Japanese tv!
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    collegebound Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    "Adults condoning violence and psychological damage to children......only on Japanese tv!"

    ...u mean...like they do everywhere? >.>

    this was awesome...i think i know what im doing for halloween :D
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    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    418 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    Why is everyone today so bent on keeping kids from getting scared? The world is a big freaky scary place. Sure, they might have some nightmares, but they beat back the monster. This will be one of the best experiences of their whole childhood.
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    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    I laughed until I cried. So many lulz.
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    awkwaRd Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    HAHA! That kid was very brave. I love the part when he was like. " Don`t say he`ll get me! You don`t help us at all!"
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    pixels Male 40-49
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    October 16, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    I give the parents benefit of the doubt to know their kids will respond well to this. The real problem is that now these kids think they know how to deal with a zombie, so when a real one shows up, they are going to be screwed.
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    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    To those of you whining about childhood scarring:

    My family home was invaded when I was 5 and a gun was put to my head, as a threat.
    Sure, I had nightmares but I also realized the risks in life and recognized my mortality at an early age.
    Many people don`t begin to realize their mortality until their 20s or 30s. Sometimes they never do.
    It is an important lesson and the earlier it is learned, the better.

    We fear what we don`t know more then what we do.
    For most people, a gun to the head would result in panic and psychological damage.

    In 2006, I once again had a gun to my head. It was during a mugging, where I was pushed against the side of a grocery store with a gun to my head. I was told to stay still.
    So I did so, realizing that my best chance of survival is to stay calm.
    I was more stressed ten minutes before when I realized I forgot to send an email.

    Hiding your kids from the dangers of the world is the worst thing you ca
  40. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    ...Hiding your kids from the dangers of the world is one of the worst things you can do for them.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    lol that kid was really brave, actually
  42. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    i laughed until im on the verge of peeing myself
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    xxEmo_kid_xx Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    this is stupid i woulda kick him in the balls..and seriously its ONE ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!! ONE!!! they coulda killed it instantly...its a whole damn hoard you have to worry about!
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    wow that`s such a fail zombie, why didn`t they just grab a knife?

    `here`s a letter from the zombie!`
    wtf???
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    book21 Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    @ emo kid: get the sand out of your vagina this funny
  46. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    That was hilarious, awesome parents. It`s just a little fun. I`d rather have such parents than overprotective ones.
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    Wizard77 Male 40-49
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    I think the sister could tell it was all a gag but was having fun with it. But that little guy had some real balls.

    He is just 4 or 5 and he was ready to throw down. Even when he was scared he kept his head, and his instinct was to gain some high ground and fight it out.

    I am not so sure kids from the US would do so well at the same age.

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    MrTwidget Male 30-39
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    @Wizard77

    I agree, what a brave little guy. =)
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    marissameows Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    lmao freakin hilarious
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    ha10g0d Male 13-17
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    man. that little guy was only like... 5. and hes the one going around giving out the orders in the zombie invasion. drat everything else man, in the event of a zombie apocalypse im going with this kid O_O
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    "this is stupid i woulda kick him in the balls..and seriously its ONE ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!! ONE!!! they coulda killed it instantly...its a whole damn hoard you have to worry about!"

    You`re the kind of person who thinks MW2 simulates real war too, huh?
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    apk892 Male 13-17
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    October 16, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    "wrap him up!"

    ***awesome little kid covers the zombies mouth and nose***
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    the cutest way ever to scar your children for life
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    Bahaha! Did you see that kid WAILING on him!? Damn!
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    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
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    October 16, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    I hope I`m living in Japan when Zombies happen!
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    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
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    October 16, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    I held a haunted house one year... there was a fogger and a strobe. We could see out but the people coming in couldn`t see what was there. This one father was coming in with his daughter. The kid didn`t want to come in and the dad says"don`t worry its only fake, not scary" So I let him come right up to me and moaned. He SCREAMED! The kid looked right at him like you a-hole, It IS scary!!
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    Wizard77 Male 40-49
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    October 17, 2010 at 12:51 am
    About poster pui - Female, 18-29, Canada.

    Never checked out this poster before. OMG cute young chick is talented and cute! Do yourself a favor and enjoy her music. I do not exaggerate when I say that her voice caused me to tear-up.

    Stunning talent. Just stunning.
  58. Profile photo of PhantasmFork
    PhantasmFork Male 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 2:21 am
    All right, that`s it, I`m moving to Japan...
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    Flying_cow_ Male 30-39
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    October 17, 2010 at 6:32 am
    Awsome, gotta give it to the japanese, they sure know how to keep things interesting.
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
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    October 17, 2010 at 7:47 am
    Don`t you dare say he`s going to get us ...you didn`t do anything to help .....simply hilarious !!!
    don`t worry I`ll protect you !!!
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 8:09 am
    That was... pretty harsh on the wee kid, but he handled it very well. Good for him, and shame on his parents.

    Never checked out this poster before. OMG cute young chick is talented and cute! Do yourself a favor and enjoy her music. I do not exaggerate when I say that her voice caused me to tear-up.
    Just checked, and I gotta agree. You`re really good pui :D
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    Krowley Male 30-39
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    October 17, 2010 at 8:49 am
    Japenese parents pull this stuff on their kids all the time.

    That`s why they`re like that.
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    tnaran Male 30-39
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    October 17, 2010 at 9:21 am
    "Don`t mess this up!" LMAO! X-D

    Pui: ! You got talent, girl! And your my kind of girl. I`m a pudgy computer geek who does back-end web programming in Vancouver and learning piano. Should you ever decide to dump your current SO and move to Vancouver, look me up. I could write your back-end software (no dirty pun intended... unless you want it to be :-)) and play accompaniment. ;-)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    October 17, 2010 at 9:49 am
    1:40 look closely, the zombie took off his shoes! Japanese zombies are so polite! Lolz!
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    Kalimata Male 30-39
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    October 17, 2010 at 10:40 am
    I`ve seen a couple of these "jokes" now, and to be honest, I think they are stupid.

    One that I saw involved a rigged video game machine in a pub that flashed a sequence of lights designed to put the "player" into a dazed state. Then they wheeled him across the street, and put him into a building, and when he awoke, they reenacted what was going on in the game with real "zombies".

    My problem with them is, what happens if the person being tricked reacts in a real way? I`ve seen so many zombie movies, read the Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, and just so happen to have infantry training. If I truly believed there was a zombie apocalypse happening, I`d have some type of blunt force weapon, and I`d try and kill zombies in the traditional way, crush or cut off heads.(I think anyway, I`ve never had this done to me.)

    Sure it`s funny until the victim of the joke really kills someone. How would that fly in court?

    Then again
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    PTPete Female 30-39
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    October 17, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    We go the whole nine yards on Halloween & are know in our neighborhood for really scaring the kiddies. Parents are CRUEL! They will CARRY their crying, struggling children to us--while laughing maniacally. I don`t know what makes me laugh more: the terrorized tots or their unhinged parents.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    "I`ve seen a couple of these "jokes" now, and to be honest, I think they are stupid.

    One that I saw involved a rigged video game machine in a pub that flashed a sequence of lights designed to put the "player" into a dazed state. Then they wheeled him across the street, and put him into a building, and when he awoke, they reenacted what was going on in the game with real "zombies".

    My problem with them is, what happens if the person being tricked reacts in a real way? I`ve seen so many zombie movies, read the Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, and just so happen to have infantry training. If I truly believed there was a zombie apocalypse happening, I`d have some type of blunt force weapon, and I`d try and kill zombies in the traditional way, crush or cut off heads.(I think anyway, I`ve never had this done to me.)

    Sure it`s funny until the victim of the joke really kills someone. How would that fly in court?"

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    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    hahaha Quality stuff, the only thing missing was the kid shouting "BANZAIIIIIIII!!!!!!" before charging into battle.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    lol...good eye 5cats...
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    bram Male 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Man, that one little boy was really beating on the Zombie. lol
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    They really kicked his ass huh? Man, I admire that little boy, he`s a warrior!!
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    inaria Female 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    Omg lol that was actually hilarious. I feel bad for the kids though, cause they seemed really scared at one point. That little boy`s got balls though "Don`t you dare say he`ll get me because you`re not helping us at all!" lol love him <3
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    CitizenXt99 Female 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 10:40 pm
    I totally lol`d when he tried to suffocate it with plastic wrap. That`s so awesome.
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    kelseey Female 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    that kid is the drating man. no one is messing with him at the playground. dude will drat your world up.
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    ACTIONjakson Male 18-29
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    October 18, 2010 at 1:01 am
    compelling television
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    October 18, 2010 at 1:53 am
    I want that kid on my side when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives, which it inevitably will. Anyone got his email address?
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    lethargy Female 18-29
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    October 18, 2010 at 3:55 am
    i love it that all i need to fight zombies is right in my own home

    1 tabaso sause
    2 sticky tape
    3 mouse traps
    4 plastic swords
    5 saran wrap
    now all i need are some irate japaneese kids
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
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    October 18, 2010 at 7:20 am
    all kinds of awesome, i especially liked the bit where the kid was shouting that the reporter wasn`t doing anything to help them.
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    Papaija Male 18-29
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    October 18, 2010 at 8:10 am
    Damn, that`s awesome! :D
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    RG900 Male 18-29
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    October 18, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    hahaha thats halarious
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    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    That was beyond awesome.
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    KillerCactus Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 2:18 am
    Hahaha awesome. Well its good to know that Japan has the zombie invasion down. Throwing guns, swinging plastic dinos into the living dead xD
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