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Date: 10/02/10 10:10 AM

81 Responses to Yahoo Answers! Celebrity Pooptastic? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LadyDivinity
    LadyDivinity Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 2, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Link: Yahoo Answers! Celebrity Pooptastic? - Great question, Saya. So I-A-B, what celebrity would you do that to?
  2. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 10:14 am
    So many options...can I only pick one???
  3. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Obama. He`s a celebrity, right?
  4. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Which one would pay me the most to do it?
  5. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Spears.
  6. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    363 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 10:22 am
    sarah silverman only because i think she would like it
  7. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 10:24 am
    A better question is which celebrity wouldn`t I poop on.
  8. Profile photo of digbychicken
    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 10:48 am
    the most famous pigeon to get revenge
  9. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Christine McDonnell.
  10. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 10:54 am
    Bobby Kotick.
  11. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Mel Gibson
  12. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Daniel Day Lewis
  13. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:09 am
    this one is easy, rosie odonnell.
  14. Profile photo of Narninian
    Narninian Male 18-29
    127 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Scarlett Johannsen - who said is has to be somebody I despise?
  15. Profile photo of DanteChief
    DanteChief Female 13-17
    100 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Surprisingly no one has mentioned Paris Hilton yet. Or has that been done way too much?
  16. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:16 am
    anyone who`s willing to pay me, and it aint cheap
  17. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:18 am
    maybe i should just name the ones i would not defecate on
  18. Profile photo of hugobravo
    hugobravo Male 30-39
    46 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:18 am
    gwyneth paltrow
  19. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Jessica Biel
  20. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:22 am
    Sean Penn. (I would have said Rosie O`Donnell, but she would probably enjoy it.)
  21. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Can`t i just throw them in a sewage plant?! - that way it`s head to toe poo
  22. Profile photo of Fizz_Chilla
    Fizz_Chilla Male 18-29
    76 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:42 am
    i BET she`s a top "contributor..."
  23. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:50 am
    "Surprisingly no one has mentioned Paris Hilton yet. Or has that been done way too much?"

    What amazes me is that no one said Justin Bieber yet. I would have thought half the comments would be him.
  24. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:57 am
    Im surprised nobody said Kanye yet. I wouldn`t poop on him though, I`d go for Lindsay Lohan.
  25. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    If Michael Vick is considered a celebrity I would drop the cleveland browns on his forehead.
  26. Profile photo of Porkchop275
    Porkchop275 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    "...mental state of mind..."? that guy isn`t the smartest either.
  27. Profile photo of Porkchop275
    Porkchop275 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    I`d let the ginger chick from Mad Men take a dump on me.
  28. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Hmmm.. George Lucas. I love Star Wars, but they`re re-releasing all 6 in theaters... in 3D. Starting with episode 1. The man clearly deserves a Cleveland Steamer.
  29. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    What`s wrong with, people!?!?!? I wouldn`t poop on anyone! The most I`d ever try is anal sex with the Mrs., but even that`s a little too far.
  30. Profile photo of wednesday_52
    wednesday_52 Female 18-29
    155 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Ke$ha - definitely.
  31. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    lol. i`d sh*t on them all.
  32. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    @ShadowMoses uhh... TMI
  33. Profile photo of SouthpawSlew
    SouthpawSlew Male 18-29
    96 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Tebow. Hate that guy.
  34. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    In like, a sexy way, or an insulting way? Because I don`t want Bono to enjoy it.
  35. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    mental state of mind...?
  36. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    I have to agree with the Best Answer... I mean... what a silly question... What celebrity I WOULDN`T defecate on...
  37. Profile photo of scotchbot
    scotchbot Female 18-29
    171 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    @SPARTAKITTY

    Win. So much win.
  38. Profile photo of DMoneys36
    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    Lindsay Lohan
  39. Profile photo of zeegrr
    zeegrr Male 40-49
    140 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    Jay Leno. Twice.
  40. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2068 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    The producers of Sharktopus!
  41. Profile photo of Sofpica
    Sofpica Female 18-29
    16 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    Bieber.
  42. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    I just like that the asker is a top contributor.
  43. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    right e o!
  44. Profile photo of Golden1
    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Laurence is no fun.
  45. Profile photo of alisia
    alisia Female 18-29
    166 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    Kenan and/or Kel
  46. Profile photo of panda_chaos
    panda_chaos Female 18-29
    235 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    Khloe Kadarshian It would strictly be business, though.
  47. Profile photo of DanteChief
    DanteChief Female 13-17
    100 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    "If Michael Vick is considered a celebrity I would drop the cleveland browns on his forehead."

    That-just-made-my-DAY!
  48. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    1)Die Spammer Die!

    2)Tom Cruise... def Tom Cruise....

    Or Bono, but that would just be pooing on poo....
  49. Profile photo of sunday_scour
    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    I`m not sure if he`s a "celebrity", but Carl Rove.
  50. Profile photo of Madluk
    Madluk Male 30-39
    44 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    If it`s out of love, I want to poop on Mary Steenburgen. If it`s out of hate, I want to poop on the Olsen twins.
  51. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    M. Night Shyamalan. I`ve got one Devil of a Happening for that guy. My Sixth Sense tells me that Signs point to an Unbreakable chocolate mud-baby that will leave him Wide Awake and Praying with Anger.
  52. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    V You left out The Last Airbender in all that, which is REALLY why I want to poop on him D:<
  53. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    He already turned Airbender into utter pooe, I felt I didn`t have to.
  54. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    for me to poop on....i kid i kid, i joke i joke
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    @Hylian4Hire MARRY ME!!!
  56. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    I would sh*t on Barack Obama.
    He THINKS he`s a celebrity.
  57. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    I`d have to drop one on Mark Ruffalo and hope he shares it with all those look-alike blonde guys that star in every chick flick.
  58. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    Jeremy Piven.
  59. Profile photo of OctoberRose
    OctoberRose Female 18-29
    61 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 1:20 am
    Lady Gaga
  60. Profile photo of FuriousTuna
    FuriousTuna Male 13-17
    39 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 3:41 am
    TWICE ON ALL OF THEM EXCEPT NICHOLAS CAGE`S CHOREOGRAPHER!
  61. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 5:15 am
    Would not waste my good poo on any celebritard.
  62. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 7:14 am
    "Lady Gaga"

    You know she`d probably just wear it to an awards show, right?
  63. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 7:18 am
    Any gossip mag whore (Lohan, Jordan, Hilton, etc.), Justin Bieber, Kesha (twice, with vomit), actually anyone who doesn`t deserve to be famous. I feel like having a holiday in LA and eating nothing but beans and cheese. Is it ok if I freeze it first and beat some of them over the head with it?
  64. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 8:28 am
    Hm. Hard choice. Maybe Katy Perry, Chad Kroger, and every other attention whoring *musician* who doesn`t have an ounce of talent in their skinny little asses.
  65. Profile photo of screwboredom
    screwboredom Male 13-17
    31 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 9:14 am
    Justin Bieber... OBVIOUSLY
  66. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 9:15 am
    "Is it ok if I freeze it first and beat some of them over the head with it?"

    I condone this action...

    Personally, I`d say any teenybopper princess (this includes Bieber), stuck up snobby douche (I`d spare Paris Hilton because she was epic in the movie Repo), or creative sellouts (Metallica, Staind, Aerosmith)... Maybe on Celine Dion just for being a complete cuuuuuuuuunt....
  67. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 11:36 am
    George Clooney--that smug hag gets on my last nerve.
  68. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Ouch
  69. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    Samuel L Jackson, jus for fun
  70. Profile photo of snidwid
    snidwid Male 13-17
    117 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    Morgan Freeman so it`s like I take a shat on God.
  71. Profile photo of yaybrain
    yaybrain Male 18-29
    4 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    paula abdul, kate gosselin and the kardashian sisters
  72. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 2:44 am
    Cheryl Cole ... i have no sick fetishes, i just want to be near her, mmmmmmm yummy! :)
  73. Profile photo of nachoseller
    nachoseller Male 13-17
    45 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 7:03 am
    paris hilton because she`s dumb and not even hot
  74. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 7:04 am
    Well, I think I would just use the rest room.
  75. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 8:02 am

    Kanye West or John Mayer would be great...
  76. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 8:23 am
    do political figures count as celebrities?
  77. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    derp
  78. Profile photo of alwaysright
    alwaysright Female 30-39
    27 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Oh, Amanda Holden, for sure. That would really cheer me up.
  79. Profile photo of Aoooogh
    Aoooogh Female 13-17
    32 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 7:46 am
    O..............KAYYY!!
  80. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:27 am
    Hm. britney spears. Definatley.
    that would make my day

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