Yahoo Answers! Celebrity Pooptastic? [Pic]

Submitted by: LadyDivinity 7 years ago in Weird

Great question, Saya. So I-A-B, what celebrity would you do that to?
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Male 203
Hm. britney spears. Definatley.
that would make my day
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Female 32
O..............KAYYY!!
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Female 27
Oh, Amanda Holden, for sure. That would really cheer me up.
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Male 699
derp
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Male 794
do political figures count as celebrities?
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Male 14,331

Kanye West or John Mayer would be great...
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Male 6,693
Well, I think I would just use the rest room.
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Male 45
paris hilton because she`s dumb and not even hot
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Male 1,678
Cheryl Cole ... i have no sick fetishes, i just want to be near her, mmmmmmm yummy! :)
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Male 4
paula abdul, kate gosselin and the kardashian sisters
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Male 117
Morgan Freeman so it`s like I take a shat on God.
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Female 3,598
Samuel L Jackson, jus for fun
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Male 2,441
Ouch
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Female 1,236
George Clooney--that smug hag gets on my last nerve.
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Male 2,688
"Is it ok if I freeze it first and beat some of them over the head with it?"

I condone this action...

Personally, I`d say any teenybopper princess (this includes Bieber), stuck up snobby douche (I`d spare Paris Hilton because she was epic in the movie Repo), or creative sellouts (Metallica, Staind, Aerosmith)... Maybe on Celine Dion just for being a complete cuuuuuuuuunt....
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Male 31
Justin Bieber... OBVIOUSLY
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Female 248
Hm. Hard choice. Maybe Katy Perry, Chad Kroger, and every other attention whoring *musician* who doesn`t have an ounce of talent in their skinny little asses.
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Male 2,159
Any gossip mag whore (Lohan, Jordan, Hilton, etc.), Justin Bieber, Kesha (twice, with vomit), actually anyone who doesn`t deserve to be famous. I feel like having a holiday in LA and eating nothing but beans and cheese. Is it ok if I freeze it first and beat some of them over the head with it?
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Male 2,159
"Lady Gaga"

You know she`d probably just wear it to an awards show, right?
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Male 491
Would not waste my good poo on any celebritard.
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Male 39
TWICE ON ALL OF THEM EXCEPT NICHOLAS CAGE`S CHOREOGRAPHER!
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Female 61
Lady Gaga
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Male 1,299
Jeremy Piven.
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Male 483
I`d have to drop one on Mark Ruffalo and hope he shares it with all those look-alike blonde guys that star in every chick flick.
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Male 2,893
I would sh*t on Barack Obama.
He THINKS he`s a celebrity.
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Female 654
for me to poop on....i kid i kid, i joke i joke
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Female 328
He already turned Airbender into utter pooe, I felt I didn`t have to.
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Female 1,515
V You left out The Last Airbender in all that, which is REALLY why I want to poop on him D:<
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Female 328
M. Night Shyamalan. I`ve got one Devil of a Happening for that guy. My Sixth Sense tells me that Signs point to an Unbreakable chocolate mud-baby that will leave him Wide Awake and Praying with Anger.
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Male 44
If it`s out of love, I want to poop on Mary Steenburgen. If it`s out of hate, I want to poop on the Olsen twins.
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Male 283
I`m not sure if he`s a "celebrity", but Carl Rove.
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Male 819
1)Die Spammer Die!

2)Tom Cruise... def Tom Cruise....

Or Bono, but that would just be pooing on poo....
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Female 100
"If Michael Vick is considered a celebrity I would drop the cleveland browns on his forehead."

That-just-made-my-DAY!
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Male 5,189
The beebs if I must...
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Female 235
Khloe Kadarshian It would strictly be business, though.
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Female 166
Kenan and/or Kel
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Female 123
Laurence is no fun.
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Male 25,416
right e o!
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Male 703
I just like that the asker is a top contributor.
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Female 16
Bieber.
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Male 2,085
The producers of Sharktopus!
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Male 530
Jay Leno. Twice.
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Male 221
Lindsay Lohan
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Female 171
@SPARTAKITTY

Win. So much win.
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Male 193
I have to agree with the Best Answer... I mean... what a silly question... What celebrity I WOULDN`T defecate on...
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Female 423
mental state of mind...?
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Female 2,120
In like, a sexy way, or an insulting way? Because I don`t want Bono to enjoy it.
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Male 96
Tebow. Hate that guy.
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Male 3,076
@ShadowMoses uhh... TMI
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Female 1,181
lol. i`d sh*t on them all.
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Female 155
Ke$ha - definitely.
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Male 257
What`s wrong with, people!?!?!? I wouldn`t poop on anyone! The most I`d ever try is anal sex with the Mrs., but even that`s a little too far.
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Male 1,625
Hmmm.. George Lucas. I love Star Wars, but they`re re-releasing all 6 in theaters... in 3D. Starting with episode 1. The man clearly deserves a Cleveland Steamer.
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Male 120
I`d let the ginger chick from Mad Men take a dump on me.
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Male 120
"...mental state of mind..."? that guy isn`t the smartest either.
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Male 886
If Michael Vick is considered a celebrity I would drop the cleveland browns on his forehead.
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Female 1,690
Im surprised nobody said Kanye yet. I wouldn`t poop on him though, I`d go for Lindsay Lohan.
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Male 559
"Surprisingly no one has mentioned Paris Hilton yet. Or has that been done way too much?"

What amazes me is that no one said Justin Bieber yet. I would have thought half the comments would be him.
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Male 76
i BET she`s a top "contributor..."
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Male 2,586
Can`t i just throw them in a sewage plant?! - that way it`s head to toe poo
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Male 15,832
Sean Penn. (I would have said Rosie O`Donnell, but she would probably enjoy it.)
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Male 1,587
Jessica Biel
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Male 46
gwyneth paltrow
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Male 1,834
maybe i should just name the ones i would not defecate on
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Male 2,591
anyone who`s willing to pay me, and it aint cheap
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Female 100
Surprisingly no one has mentioned Paris Hilton yet. Or has that been done way too much?
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Male 127
Scarlett Johannsen - who said is has to be somebody I despise?
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Male 776
this one is easy, rosie odonnell.
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Male 2,841
Daniel Day Lewis
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Male 3,842
Mel Gibson
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Male 4,680
Bobby Kotick.
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Male 3,372
Christine McDonnell.
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Male 235
the most famous pigeon to get revenge
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Male 1,958
A better question is which celebrity wouldn`t I poop on.
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Male 362
sarah silverman only because i think she would like it
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Male 4,793
Spears.
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Male 4,431
Which one would pay me the most to do it?
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Female 448
Obama. He`s a celebrity, right?
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Male 364
So many options...can I only pick one???
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Female 1
Link: Yahoo Answers! Celebrity Pooptastic? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Great question, Saya. So I-A-B, what celebrity would you do that to?
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