Worst Photo To Ever Accompany A Pedo Article [Pic]

Submitted by: cobrakiller 6 years ago in Funny

It"s ""shock""ing they ever suspected him.
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Female 109
@queenofleon
Freakin` shot in the dark... but do you want to do something sometime?

That`s from family guy.
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Male 6,694
Little do they know he has the shocker ready to go.
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Male 707
@queenofleon
Freakin` shot in the dark... but do you want to do something sometime?
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Male 151
haha wow man....
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Female 56
*TWO ...got excited ...
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Female 56
TOO IN THA PINK AND ONE IN THA STIIIINK !
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Female 58
You can thank dane cook for teaching him that one!
xD
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Male 1,834
LOL
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Female 1,077
@xXamwxxXx


hmm...looks more like a rocker to me...
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Male 225
there is a very simple solution to things like this. If lawyers, police, and all others who leave out evidence or violate procedure like this to get a conviction they will serve the time the innocent person served.
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Male 86
17 freaking years...and may the real pedo still be out there -_- oh wait, is he saying that he wants the girl now ?
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Male 1,598
@5Cats: What a completely irrelevant picture >.>

funny tho.
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Male 397
@ TheTrees:
Imagine executions based on false evidence.
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Male 285
what a "shocker"
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Male 40,304
ZOMG Deaf jokes!!! Prepare to meet thy DOOM @TheTrees!!

Hummm, perhaps a chainsaw would be quicker than claws...
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Male 258
17 years and innocent... God someone should feel guilty as hell. And it has to be hard to rape someone when your deaf. You can`t hear if anyone`s coming.
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Male 40,304
That`s mighty thin @almightybob1 but it does hold water... I`ll give you that one.
However it`s still not funny.
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Female 250
I`d double jeopardy it.
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Male 40,304



Iz MY horse! I`ll get off when I dratting good and ready! :P
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Male 4,290
[quote]Child molestation is not a "sex act" it is rape, it is a crime.[/quote]
Yes, but it is a SEX crime. You can`t deny that child molestation and rape are both based on sex. I didn`t say they were equal sex acts, but they are both sex acts.

To draw a parallel, I would say that both boxing and armed assault are "violent acts". Obviously one is legal and the other illegal, but they`re both have violence in common.
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Male 7,813
psychgeek, im glad to see you decided to hop off the horse and chill down here with the rest of us for awhile. see, its not so bad is it?
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Male 795
The old pinky-stink.
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Male 40,304
VV @netro & @username, there`s a nasty thing the cops use called the Reid Technique which basically breaks down your ability to think until you CONFESS. Even if you didn`t actually do anything, you`re quite likely to confess after 8-10 hours of NON-STOP TORTURE (which it essenially is).

@almightbob1 Child molestation is not a "sex act" it is rape, it is a crime. That`s like saying the Holocaust or the Holodomor were "political errors" or something. Sorry guys, to be all serious & stuff; I just don`t think this is funny at all.
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Male 25,417
eeek...
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Female 1,798
""hehe... before DEAFending someone.. :P"

Love it. Totally full circle."

I agree--that was a good one :)
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Male 362
It`s scary because your mind can play tricks on you. I saw a documentary about how innocent people can be interrogated until they cave in and admit something they didn`t do because they are basically told over and over to admit so they do for some fcked up reason.
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Male 210
"hehe... before DEAFending someone.. :P"

Love it. Totally full circle.
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Male 1,266
"WTF IS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD?!? You think the police will leave you alone if you admit to such a terrible crime? ..some people need to read the whole story before defending someone who is clearly retarded.."

hehe... before DEAFending someone.. :P
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Male 139
I just read through these comments after I posted and I can`t believe the people who are standing up for this guy.

"Let`s admit to the crime so police will leave me alone"

WTF IS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD?!? You think the police will leave you alone if you admit to such a terrible crime? ..some people need to read the whole story before defending someone who is clearly retarded..
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Male 7,813
im glad to see everyone is getitng along now. although im surprised as to how well you two are getting along, pychgeek and sirrix. but oh well, enjoy yourselves you two.
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Male 139
Is it bad that I don`t really feel that bad for him? He drating admitted in the interrogation that he did it "so police would leave him alone.."

Only an idiot would admit to doing something they didn`t. No amount of being yelled at by police would make me admit to something that I didn`t do. The longest you can be held in the US(as long as it`s not for terrosim) is 24 hours. So he`d rather spend his life in prison than tell the cops to just "shut the drat up"?

Again, this guy is an idiot.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/09/28 /texas.deaf.prisoner.exonerated/
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Male 3,915
lando...you totally lost me
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Male 587
THE SHOCKER!!
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Male 3,842
Number 9, Number 9, Number 9

(This is a Beatles reference for you kiddies who don`t know, and it is also because he is signing the number 9 in the photo)
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Female 533
ooops, I forgot to laugh
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Female 1,798
hahahaha i`m not afraid!! i can handle it--i`m not afraid to stand up to him!
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Male 4,290
[quote]I await with baited breath.[/quote]
Watch out, PsychGeek, it`s a trap!
Unless he meant "bated".
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Male 210
Wild bunnies. I await with baited breath.
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Female 1,798
oh i`ll bring it. us southern, godly Christians are wild animals when it comes to making out ;)
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Male 210
You, too. Btw I think we have to make out now after the public sparring we just engaged in. It happens in TV, anyway. Bring that bunny.
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Male 113
That is a shocker..
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Male 7,813
see, bob gets it.
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Male 4,290
[quote]I fail to see what this `shocker` hand jesture and child molestation have in common.
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Both are sexual acts. That`s the crux of the joke.
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Female 1,798
huzzah!

have a great rest of your day! :)
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Male 210
Well I`m glad the zombie Jesus thing worked - I`ve been trying way too hard for a laugh in this comment thread!

Anyway - back to work for me. This does really bring up a serious issue though: always remember lube, lest it be a *real* shocker. Learning is power, and knowledge is half the battle. Pork chop sandwiches.
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Female 1,798
@ kitteh:

i have my opinion, just as you do. k? :)

and yay for another person who agrees with me! now maybe some of the heat will go another direction :p
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Male 7,813
oh god, weve got another one. psychgeek, you can take it easy for a minute, 5cats is here to pick up the slack.
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Female 803
Someone is a little too touchy to be on this forum...
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Male 40,304
Not funny at all. I fail to see what this `shocker` hand jesture and child molestation have in common.

Making fun of someone who wrongfully spent 17 years in the slammer? Making fun of his deafness to boot? New IAB low. Where`s that zero star button...
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Female 1,798
well, done with my Bachelor`s degree. now i`m onto the next one. sorry, my bad lol
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Female 1,798
actually KIDDO, i`m 22 and finished school :) so again, you don`t know me AT ALL.

though i must say, your Zombie Jesus comment was pretty awesome. touche :)
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Female 1,798
@ inaria:

"stop being their friend"? lol nice :)
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Male 210
My bad. It`s just that usually the only arguments I hear that are as incoherent and asinine as yours come from people trying to convince me that there`s a magical zombie named Jesus who says it`s ok to pork your cousin.

Also, when you`re "done with school?" So you`re <= 20 yrs old and complaining about people`s maturity levels? Chill the f- out and enjoy your CHILDhood, kiddo.
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Female 1,798
actually cobrakiller, it`s actually very nice up here! thanks for asking :)

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Male 7,813
yay inaria!
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Male 7,813
sirrix, she has a point there, just because she is from the south doesnt make her godly. actually it tends to make people a little more toward the opposing side. her major problem isnt where shes from, its where she chooses to sit. so, psychgeek, how is it way up there on that high horse. ;)
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Female 1,515
omg Psych lighten up. I`m pretty sure at least some of your friends would find that picture funny, though obviously they wouldn`t admit that to you, since you`d stop being their friend. And agreed @ sirrix and cobra.
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Female 1,798
godly and Christian and southern?

LMAO you don`t know me AT ALL :D i`m socially liberal, very pro-gay rights and pro-choice. I`m agnostic and even though I was born in VA, I plan on moving to the NE when I`m done with school.

now, wanna keep going? :)
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Male 210
No you`re not getting it. We KNOW it lacks class. That is why it is FUNNY. If it didn`t lack class there would be no perceived irony about a "wrongfully" convicted sex offender making a sexual gesture. See this is how humor works, in certain jokes.

I am perfectly okay with my sick sense of humor, as are Louis C.K., Louis Black, Dave Attell, Dave Chappelle, Brian Regan, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, etc. etc. etc. etc.

Now say something else godly and Christian and southern so I can keep proving *my* point.
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Female 1,798
i honestly don`t care. i`m saying my opinion and that`s all that matters to me. maybe there are more people who feel the same way but don`t want to say anything. but in the end it doesn`t matter. i said my peace and now i`m moving on with my life :)
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Male 7,813
psychgeek, by the looks of the rating on this post, and the number of hits it has garnered so far, id say you are by far in the minority here on IAB.

sirrix, ha! that is all.
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Female 1,798
i`m proud to be the eighth with the balls to stand up and say this lacks class. because it does.
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Female 1,798
keep going sirrix, you`re just helping prove my point about you :)
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Male 7,813
psych, actually about half the people who have commented thought it was funny, about a quarter dont get it, an eighth have real personal reasons for not finding it funny, and an eighth is..well..you.
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Male 210
"you certainly have an infantile sense of humor."

Incredible choice of word considering the pedo implications. Well done - you`re starting to get this whole comedy thing after all.
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Female 1,798
i`m sure he does have a doctorate. i just don`t hang around people with this kind of sense of humor. but that`s just me.
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Female 1,798
@ cobrakiller:

why does it have to be okay to make fun of anyone? do you honestly need to put someone`s looks down in order to make yourself feel superior? all fat jokes do is hurt the person being made fun of, and perpetuate the idea that it`s okay to make fun of someone based on how they look.

sorry if you don`t agree with my point of view, i just don`t think being cruel to others is funny.
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Male 7,813
psychgeek, it wouldnt surprise me if sirrix does in fact have a doctorate. i talk to md`s at the nearby hospital all the time and a few of my professors that are much older than him, and they all have the same sense of humor.
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Female 1,798
by the way, most of the people who`ve commented don`t seem to find this very funny.
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Male 7,813
psychgeek, you are just rediculous. first you cant stand it when somebody makes a fat joke, now you get up in arms about picture of a man who looks like hes putting up the shocker.

its not funny because he was wrongfully put in prison for so long. its not funny because he is deaf. hell its not even funny because he is from texas. its funny because he is being released from a sexual assault sentence and is putting up what appears to be the shocker which is a sexual sign.

so yes, in context this is not funny. but out of context the way it was meant to be, it is f*cking hilarious.
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Female 1,798
for a guy who allegedly holds a doctorate, you certainly have an infantile sense of humor. maybe that`s why i thought you`re much younger than you are.
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Male 210
In any event - it`s a joke. There has been way more offensive stuff posted on this website. If you don`t care for the humor that`s fine but don`t chastise everyone else who like to look at life with a little levity.
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Male 210
Of course he wasn`t giving the shocker - it wouldn`t be funny if he was *actually* doing it.

I`m 27 and hold a doctoral degree. Shove your "adult" crap up your tight tea-bagger asses. Don`t forget that this guy is going to get literally millions of dollars from the jurisdiction that wrongfully convicted him. I hope he gives the bank clerk the shocker, too.
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Female 1,798
@ sirrix:

sorry us grown-ups don`t find this funny. maybe once you put on your big boy pants you`ll understand where we`re coming from.
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Male 44
At least he got an apology for his lost 17 years
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Male 10,338
@sirrix:

It isn`t that he was giving the shocker. It`s that he was probably saying something.

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Male 10,338
@Mamaof5:

Jeez! How hard is your day?!
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Male 210
Unfunny retards: The fact that he was wrongly accused of being a pedophile but then shows up at court giving a "shocker" symbol is funny. In fact, it is hilarious.

Yes, very sad that he had years of his life taken away but it`s a joke. That`s the point of many jokes - take a sad thing and point out something funny about it. Now go back to reading non-fiction and watching Glenn Beck or whatever it is that people with no sense of humor who take their brain-damaged selves way too seriously do.
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Male 10,338
Not a pedo article. He`s innocent.
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Female 1,798
@ cobrakiller:

soooo you think making fun of an article about a hearing-impaired man who had 17 years of his life stolen from him is funny?

i`m so glad i don`t have your sense of humor.
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Male 7,813
mrpeabody, i figured this way was a little more aimed for most of the IAB crowd.
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Male 1,184
MrPeabody...

That happens all the time.

It`s not all the time that non-blind people can`t see.
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Male 23
I am frankly shocked that something like this would happen. . .
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Male 7,813
psychgeek, come on, lighten up a little. its all in good fun.
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Male 1,920
Wow, it amazes me that people are more interested in talking about the shocker when this man was convicted and lost 17 years of his life. It is especially more disturbing that the police had the evidence that he was not guilty the whole time.
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Female 1,798
this post lacks a lot of class.
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Male 1,184
Ok...

Anyone who thinks that hand gesture looks like "the shocker" is not capable of vision.
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Male 950
Two in the pink, one in the stink!
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Female 196
Yea, I did not get that until I read the comments.

I thought the whole thing was that he was also serving prison time for not registering as a sex offender and he was just exonerated from a seemingly separate sex crime.

Can somebody make sense of that?
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Male 39,560
oh.... now I get it, thanks.












not funny
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Male 210
"I`m not quite amused by the implication of the two in the pink, one in the stink when it comes to deaf and hearing impaired people."

Why not? Aren`t they allowed to have fun, too? I usually just go one-and-one, but I`m certain that even a deaf chick would enjoy it.
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Male 1,455
@Mamaof5
Oh come on, deaf people can publicly talk crap about other people without them noticing a thing.
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Male 210
"Would I have to understand ASL?"

Seriously?
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Female 56
those who don`t get it "The Shocker" is similar to the sign he is using in the picture. He`s actually signing a number (without context it looks like the number 9 sign but could be a present or future tense word sign - I don`t have the before and after signs to say accurately).
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Male 15,510
That is terrible
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Female 56
I`m not quite amused by the implication of the two in the pink, one in the stink when it comes to deaf and hearing impaired people. It`s a little discriminating if you ask me but I`m completely sensitive to it being that I am hearing impaired and use ASL for communication. So does my Autistic daughter. Normally, I am easy going but this one is just inappropriate and the guy was exonerated for pedophilia btw. More accurate titles please in the future.
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Male 39,560
Siyanor, you aren`t alone... I don`t see anything either
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Male 364
Shocker!!
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Male 1,455
Hahahahahah! This is awesome!
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Male 417
When you put shocking in quotes, I thought you meant it was a picture of him in the electric chair.
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Male 1,184
idgi... Would I have to understand ASL?
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Male 2,862
It took me way too long to see what was wrong.
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Male 12,138
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
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Male 931
Stinky and Pinky rise again.
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Male 7,813
Link: Worst Photo To Ever Accompany A Pedo Article [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s ``shock``ing they ever suspected him.
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