Worst Name We`ve Seen In A Long Time [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

At what point do you say, "I"m not living with ridiculous name and I"m getting it legally changed today!"
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Female 535
Beavis and butthead would have had a brain hemorrhage over this.
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Male 1,590
"Don`t make him the Butt of your jokes!!! Give him some rest now!

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I`d like to apologize to all you I-A-Bers out there that just read that pun.

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Actually, I just realized the irony of my joke..."

You`re a dick.
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Male 208
Marjiuana Pepsi
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Male 2,159
If "Dick Butt" died of Aids, that would be hilarious.
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Female 18
Apparently it`s longer then 74 years
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Male 220
isn`t Ruth a guys name?? so its a lovely gay couple with lots of children
RIP
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Male 153
Don`t make him the Butt of your jokes!!! Give him some rest now!

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I`d like to apologize to all you I-A-Bers out there that just read that pun.

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Actually, I just realized the irony of my joke...
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Male 2,441
I would love having that name
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Male 15,832
I went to HS with a guy named Lee Boner. His dad`s name was Harry. He insisted it was pronounced "Bonner" -- to no avail, of course.

The best one I ever heard, though, was a girl my dad knew in college named Ophelia Peters.
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Female 351
I guess it`s too late for him to change it...
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Male 1,360
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Male 180
dick butt .....
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Female 452
I had an algebra teacher in high school named Mike Hunt.
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Male 500
There`s a lady called "A.Hole" where I work.
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Female 1,264
So..people dared to call him Dick with that last name? They really hated him.
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Male 29
Poor guy could never get a head.
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Male 430
I feel bad for laughing at a dead guy.
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Female 60
I had a gym teacher named Harry Cox. We called him Mr. Cookies.
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Female 20
At least he died peacefully...
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Male 1,043
Omglol why did this make me laugh? :D
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Male 234
@bibinos Actually dick is the nickname for Richard, you would not say Richard Dick. Butt. Also Butt is his last name, most places do last name first first name second. However the fact that they included Dick. means that he was commonly refereed to as Dick. instead of Richard. So instead of being Richard Butt his name was Dick. Butt. This man knew what he was doing.
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Male 1,357
dick butt. lol
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Male 25,417
hmmmm....
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Male 37
Hmm name with alot of hidden meaning

Butt RICH/HARD dick.!
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Male 558
I find myself wondering if he had a brother named Harry...
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Female 1,623
Man, he had a lot of children
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Male 329
@bigfatdynamo: Nice Beaver
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Male 1,299
That`s my cousin.
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Male 965
Wow. Nice parents.
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Male 259
There is a man in Kendall, NY whose name is Harry Beaver. He was old ten years ago when we used to prank call him, so I don`t know if he is still alive. Hopefully he is. It would be a shame to lose a man with such a great name.
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Male 17,512
I once worked with a guy named Richard Fudge, I`m not kidding. He hid it though, Used his two middle names instead. But he couldn`t hide it on his W-4 or paycheck, Didn`t find out till I started handling the payroll.

Then I said it, "Who the hell is Richard Fudge ?" out loud to my co-worker. Must`ve laughed quietly for 5 minutes over that, Because the guy used to be my boss in another section of the company.
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Male 15,510
Teresa butt of Barrie
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Male 2,796
"Technically Jesus isn`t dead."

There is absolutely nothing "technical" about anything in the bible.
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Male 264
My grandfather`s name is Harry Johnson. Seriously.
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Female 2,674
RIP, Dick Butt, I HARDly knew ye.
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Male 196
If you read the obit, you will see another funny name...Headley Small of Dundas. I wonder if he works for Dunder Miffin!
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Male 86
how hard school would be for his grandsons/grand daughters
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Male 39,548
Dick had a stroke... now that`s just funny right there
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Male 6,694
74 years he lived with that name.
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Male 417
Spammers are hitting hard today.
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Female 735
Stroke-y Dick Butt.
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Male 2,893
Dick Butt. Huh.
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Female 2,761
We`re not laughing at the dead guy, we`re laughing at ....... Ok we are. That is damn funny!
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Female 217
No making fun of dead people means...no Helen Keller jokes? ...Your life is meaningless.
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Male 4,290
To be honest, anyone who chooses to be known as Dick Butt probably has a pretty good sense of humour. Particularly when they set us up for jokes even more by including Stroke in there too.
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Male 703
for a dick butt he sure had a lot of kids.
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Female 3,562
Like you`ve never laughed at a funny name on a tombstone before. This wouldn`t be half as funny if Richard didn`t chose to go by Dick. He totally knew what was coming.
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Male 425
"So... We can all expect to never see any jokes coming from you about Jesus, Muhammad, Ghandi, or ANY OTHER DEAD PEOPLE (too long to list, sorry)??"

Technically Jesus isn`t dead.
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Male 1,178
""Wow... making fun of the dead. Way to class up the place."

So... We can all expect to never see any jokes coming from you about Jesus, Muhammad, Ghandi, or ANY OTHER DEAD PEOPLE (too long to list, sorry)??

Right? "

It`s not the fact that he`s dead, it`s the fact that they found the name from the obituary and took the piss. If you don`t find this a little bit disrespectful, then you need to take a look at your morality.

And for your information, I have been coming to I-A-B for about 5 years, and no I`m not a queer. I`m just a little more mature than some of the people on here...

I like a lot of the posts on I-Am-Bored, but it`s starting to go downhill
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Female 3,001
now im not saying that i agree with putting a dead guy`s name on a website for people to laugh at is right, but for the people who are saying this, would you think this would be okay if he was alive? I think its pretty double standards to say we can make fun of someone who is alive and not someone who is dead. When did dying suddenly give you new found respect? When he was alive this kind of thing could bring him grief, no he`s dead it can`t. And sure, I get that his relatives might be upset by it, but if it were my relative, even my dad or brother, i honestly don`t think I`d care about what people I don`t know think.


So I`m not saying its right, I just don`t think its any more wrong just because he is dead.
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Male 552
Dear I-A-B,

I love this post. Even if the other prudes, whom I would bet my bottom dollar have made fun of a dead person in their past, famouns,infamous, or unknown, can`t handle ALL of your humour. Thank you.

P.S.

I like dead Butts and I cannot lie, all the other undead cant lie. When a zombie comes in with a withering waste and a brown thing in your face you get HUNG.

...yep.
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Male 2,796
These people must be new here... bunch of queers and hippies whining about some supposed morality of poking fun of a dead guy. LOL, get a life.
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Male 2,796
"Wow... making fun of the dead. Way to class up the place."

So... We can all expect to never see any jokes coming from you about Jesus, Muhammad, Ghandi, or ANY OTHER DEAD PEOPLE (too long to list, sorry)??

Right?
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Male 1,341
Somehow I feel like the family wouldn`t agree with this kind of disrespect.
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Male 1,598
Funny name. Laughing at funny name of a guy in the obituary... not so cool
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Male 307
Wow... making fun of the dead. Way to class up the place.
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Male 1,178
Perhaps a little distasteful to take the piss out of someone found in the obituary...

Still, it is a bit unfortunate, but I suspect he comes from a different generation, one which isn`t as immature as most of our generation...
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Male 20,827
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