When Wild Ostriches Attack

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

That kid"s never gonna make it in the real world.
There are 39 comments:
Female 162
hahahaha! too funny
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Female 533
oh my gosh. I think I enjoyed this waaaay too much lol
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Male 1,744
he seemed to take his sweet time running to his child`s aid
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Male 3,915
what a stupid little kid...i would have straight tackled that bitchass bird if it mean-mugged me like that...
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Female 3,598
YEA! curb stomp that bird!!
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Female 3,001
i actually felt bad for the kid
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Female 631
lol donkey`s like "f you kid your on your own"
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Male 1,256
The way in which the ostrich ran off at the end was the best part by far.
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Male 2,229
damn, that is funny, I miss life on grandfather`s farm...
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Male 886
lol only because the kid wasn`t hurt.

Think of it from that kids perspective, you are maybe...3-4 ft tall, you look back and see this ostrich with its wings spread and he looks like he is 6ft tall and impossibly wide.

If that happened to me when I was that young I would have wet myself and buried my head in the sand:P
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Male 119
"I feel sorry for the ostrich. Stupid kid is stupid."

How is this any different than any other animal wandering too close to a bear or a snake? The kid got too close, the parent protects. You animal loving drats need to get a life. lol
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Male 39
The internet we live in.
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Male 2,737
Ostrich tastes good.
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Male 341
I love how he just kicks the ostrich. Awesome
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Male 812
I feel sorry for the ostrich. Stupid kid is stupid.
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Female 3,726
Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
5520 Posts Saturday, October 02, 2010 6:09:21 PM
Damn you donkey why you didnt do a thing!

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Cause he`s an a$$!
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Male 5,189
Awww hes young so its ok.
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Male 2,424
Old as dirt, but I never really realized this guy has like one of every animal on his ... farm or wtf is this place? A crazy German petting zoo?
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Male 322
I lol`d when the horse ran by afterward, and I have no idea why.
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Male 1,834
aaaaah come on he totaly abused the ostrich at the end
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Male 371
Really guys? that kid was like...eight years old. If you were on the ground with an angry ostrich up in your face, you`d be terrified too. cut him a break.
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Male 351
"I would be VERY surprised if that was a wild ostrich in Germany."

wild or not it can rip a good chunk out of anyone, specially a little child, though screaming like .... well, not sure, i think even little girls would have more balls then him:P
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Male 170
Crawl away crawl away!
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Male 25,417
ha ha ha! its a repost still cool tho!
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Male 15,832
[quote]Who gets attacked by an ostrich? Honestly.[/quote]
Actually, and ostrich can disembowel a person with one kick.

I`d like to think I wouldn`t scream like a little girl, but I wouldn`t want to drat with one, either.
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Male 1,299
That dude is to ostriches what Steven Segal is to G-List stuntmen.
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Male 28
Not so tough now, was it....
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Male 1,598
Who gets attacked by an ostrich? Honestly.
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Male 364
Dude kicked some ostrich a$$ off camera
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Male 2,528
Come on Baby, Get on my Horse!
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Male 258
I laughed so hard... I feel bad for him
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Male 703
I would be VERY surprised if that was a wild ostrich in Germany.
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Male 79
@Ruswut
Oh, I love a good old Benny Hill`s chance with the songtrack. Memories... Anyway, it did make it better.
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Male 125
Run donkey, run!
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Male 295
@Ruswut
I definitely lol`ed at the benny hill version. the dad kicking the poo out of the ostrich makes it so worth it.
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Male 1,266
Lol.. one of the video suggestions makes this a LOT more amusing :P link
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Male 272
this is so cool. primary instincts are identical for every species.
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Male 15,510
Damn you donkey why you didnt do a thing!
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Male 20,825
Link: When Wild Ostriches Attack [Rate Link] - That kid`s never gonna make it in the real world.
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