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Date: 10/02/10 06:02 PM

39 Responses to When Wild Ostriches Attack

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    Link: When Wild Ostriches Attack - That kid`s never gonna make it in the real world.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    Damn you donkey why you didnt do a thing!
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    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    this is so cool. primary instincts are identical for every species.
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    Lol.. one of the video suggestions makes this a LOT more amusing :P link
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    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    @Ruswut
    I definitely lol`ed at the benny hill version. the dad kicking the poo out of the ostrich makes it so worth it.
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    Fizban Male 18-29
    125 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    Run donkey, run!
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    UrielElOsO Male 18-29
    79 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    @Ruswut
    Oh, I love a good old Benny Hill`s chance with the songtrack. Memories... Anyway, it did make it better.
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    I would be VERY surprised if that was a wild ostrich in Germany.
  9. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    I laughed so hard... I feel bad for him
  10. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    Come on Baby, Get on my Horse!
  11. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    Dude kicked some ostrich a$$ off camera
  12. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    Who gets attacked by an ostrich? Honestly.
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    greencantina Male 30-39
    28 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    Not so tough now, was it....
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    That dude is to ostriches what Steven Segal is to G-List stuntmen.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    Who gets attacked by an ostrich? Honestly.
    Actually, and ostrich can disembowel a person with one kick.

    I`d like to think I wouldn`t scream like a little girl, but I wouldn`t want to drat with one, either.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    ha ha ha! its a repost still cool tho!
  17. Profile photo of u_jesse_u
    u_jesse_u Male 18-29
    170 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    Crawl away crawl away!
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    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 12:09 am
    "I would be VERY surprised if that was a wild ostrich in Germany."

    wild or not it can rip a good chunk out of anyone, specially a little child, though screaming like .... well, not sure, i think even little girls would have more balls then him:P
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    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 12:20 am
    Really guys? that kid was like...eight years old. If you were on the ground with an angry ostrich up in your face, you`d be terrified too. cut him a break.
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 12:30 am
    aaaaah come on he totaly abused the ostrich at the end
  21. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 1:01 am
    I lol`d when the horse ran by afterward, and I have no idea why.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 1:07 am
    Old as dirt, but I never really realized this guy has like one of every animal on his ... farm or wtf is this place? A crazy German petting zoo?
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 1:56 am
    Angelmassb
    Male, 18-29, S. America
    5520 Posts Saturday, October 02, 2010 6:09:21 PM
    Damn you donkey why you didnt do a thing!

    ___

    Cause he`s an a$$!
  24. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 1:59 am
    I feel sorry for the ostrich. Stupid kid is stupid.
  25. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 3:13 am
    I love how he just kicks the ostrich. Awesome
  26. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 3:35 am
    Ostrich tastes good.
  27. Profile photo of FuriousTuna
    FuriousTuna Male 13-17
    39 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 3:44 am
    The internet we live in.
  28. Profile photo of GuiStuie
    GuiStuie Male 30-39
    119 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 4:14 am
    "I feel sorry for the ostrich. Stupid kid is stupid."

    How is this any different than any other animal wandering too close to a bear or a snake? The kid got too close, the parent protects. You animal loving drats need to get a life. lol
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 5:59 am
    lol only because the kid wasn`t hurt.

    Think of it from that kids perspective, you are maybe...3-4 ft tall, you look back and see this ostrich with its wings spread and he looks like he is 6ft tall and impossibly wide.

    If that happened to me when I was that young I would have wet myself and buried my head in the sand:P
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    damn, that is funny, I miss life on grandfather`s farm...
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    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1254 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    The way in which the ostrich ran off at the end was the best part by far.
  32. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    633 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    lol donkey`s like "f you kid your on your own"
  33. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    i actually felt bad for the kid
  34. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    YEA! curb stomp that bird!!
  35. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    what a stupid little kid...i would have straight tackled that bitchass bird if it mean-mugged me like that...
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    he seemed to take his sweet time running to his child`s aid
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    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    oh my gosh. I think I enjoyed this waaaay too much lol
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    Jofferwry Female 18-29
    162 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 5:08 am
    hahahaha! too funny

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