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Date: 10/08/10 10:05 AM

72 Responses to What`s Going On At The Newport Aquarium? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:12 am
    Link: What`s Going On At The Newport Aquarium? - Watch your backs, people.
  2. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Shameless pandering to the gay demographic.
  3. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
  4. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:18 am
    A million gallons of fun?!

    Newport Aquarium is a squirter.


    Someone had to say it. lol.
  5. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:20 am
    "What`s your backs"?! holy crap this site is going downhill sooo fast...
  6. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Prostate exams?
    Is this another `secret hand gestures` thread?
    0-2 on teh funny today, so far fancylad...
  7. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:23 am
    i saw that sign on my way to work!!
  8. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Yes, what`s your backs people. What`s...your...backs!
  9. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:28 am
    "What`s your backs" Really??
  10. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:45 am
    I`m constantly what`sing MY back.
  11. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:50 am
    looks like someone needs to revise his title :p

  12. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:51 am
    lol yeah...a million gallons of "fun"...

    i c wuht they did tharh
  13. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:51 am
    Oh, you guys! Stop kicking Fancy in the nuts. Who`s on top of their game on Friday?
  14. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:02 am
    LOL
  15. Profile photo of Star_Beast
    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Not quite Rockin` the Shocker but damn, that`s sign`s just uncalled for! haha
  16. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:08 am
    A million gallons of what?
    Fun............. DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH.
  17. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Prostate exams?
    Is this another `secret hand gestures` thread?

    Dear friend:
    It is, indeed, a blatant display of a hand gesture associated
    with G-spot orgasms. In that context, the sign says:
    "If you come to the park, you`ll get splashed while having fun!"
    or
    "You`ll have so much fun, you`ll have an orgasm."

    It even implies that there may be some bestiality going on at the park.

    At the same time, a more innocent mind sees:
    "Scouts Honor!"

    This now has left me in a very strange fog as I now
    have to wonder:
    "Has he been given a prostate exam by someone using two fingers at once?..."
  18. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:17 am
    whats up ppl?!? why arent you using the iab chat?

    i get lonely you know...
  19. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:34 am
    "Oh. Oooh God. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!"
  20. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:36 am
    I`m coming
  21. Profile photo of AwesomeInc
    AwesomeInc Male 18-29
    10 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:46 am
    Just throwing this out there, the sign is about the shark petting tanks they have there. The "proper" way to touch the sharks is to use two fingers and just kind of brush them as they swim by.

    I feel like that description is practically as bad as the picture, but... now you know?
  22. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:51 am
    That is not QUITE the cub scout sign.
  23. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:52 am
    There just warming up
  24. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    It`s not as great as it sounds...
  25. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    What. Is the pinky going to go up?
  26. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1216 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    People really need to put some research into who their hiring to do their advertising.
  27. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Yeah, I think someone from the Newport Aquarium marketing staff needs to be reprimanded.
  28. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    I`ve seen what`s coming and I do not want. :[
  29. Profile photo of darkhawk
    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    i don`t get it ... guess it`s a USA only joke
  30. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    yeah, it`s usually celebrating crabs, now it`s...
  31. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    933 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    ...shark bites off index finger?
  32. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    A MILLION GALLONS of fun?! Sweet Jesus!
  33. Profile photo of ILoveL31597
    ILoveL31597 Female 13-17
    27 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    I don`t get it?
  34. Profile photo of Kaylen226
    Kaylen226 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    No... just no... that is so wrong :(
  35. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    @darkhawk it looks like they`re going to finger someone.
  36. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Rectal exam time!!!
  37. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    )-| WTF that`s just wrong
  38. Profile photo of chinesemath
    chinesemath Female 18-29
    130 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    "I was molested at the aquarium and all I got was this stupid t-shirt"
  39. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Damn, Newport Aquarium, why you so sexual?



    Oh wait, I think those are a child`s fingers... my bad.
  40. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    2? i think we can go three :D
  41. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    a million gallons of fun...
  42. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    ew.
  43. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    I don`t understand the hand?
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    gross, or awesome!
  45. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    I glanced at the screen, read the words, saw the hands, and my eyes got reallly wide...and I backed away a bit..O_O
  46. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    where`s the 1 in the stink?
  47. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Booyah! I know where im going.
  48. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    A million gallons eh?
  49. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    a million gallons, you say?
  50. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    I can`t even imagine what that hand gesture is supposed to mean
  51. Profile photo of alwaysbum624
    alwaysbum624 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    hah, wowww. the gesture being made is the way you pet the sharks at the shark exhibit. you have to use two fingers, i guess because one finger would feel more like a poke than a stroke. (haha) but yeah, that`s what`s happening there. :) this billboard must`ve been up *before* they started the exhibit.
  52. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    I want to go there.
  53. Profile photo of needles_nny
    needles_nny Male 18-29
    153 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    I live next to there HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
  54. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    So ambiguous... it`s blowing my mind...
  55. Profile photo of Dragonluna
    Dragonluna Female 13-17
    158 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 12:10 am
    A million gallons of fun?

    I`m there.
  56. Profile photo of Piechartepic
    Piechartepic Male 18-29
    83 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 4:17 am
    Aw,what the heck-lets go three fingers!
  57. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 5:27 am
    Rectal research?
  58. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 6:02 am
    Smell my finger. Now, guess where we`re going for our weekend trip!
  59. Profile photo of Shnard-dog
    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 7:25 am
    "2? i think we can go three"

    Haha.... Road Trip!
  60. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 7:59 am
    Well, it got my attention 0_o
  61. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 9:05 am
    the teaser, the pleaser...
  62. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Smells like fish !!!
  63. Profile photo of Pearl_kill
    Pearl_kill Male 18-29
    30 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Are they going to masturbate a shark.. should be interesting
  64. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    oh my goodness....!
  65. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    LOL
  66. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    HOLY poo XDXDXDXD LOL
  67. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    In ASL, isn`t that the sign for the letter "U"? If so, i think that makes it all the worse... O.O
  68. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    They should had the pinkie up too. Shocker, anyone?
  69. Profile photo of PBZebras
    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    the shockers whats coming
  70. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 12:58 am
    HAHAHAH Winnage
  71. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 11:42 am
    I dont care to smell. Thank you any way.

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