Welcome To America, Germany-Boy

Submitted by: Grifo 7 years ago in Weird

This ain"t the Autobahn, son.
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Male 354
You can record cops all you want as long as you don`t interfere. And let them know that if they have something to say.
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Male 56
cop was wrong. no need for verbal abuse and a harsh attitude. it looks unprofessional.
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Male 1,351
I would be pissed as hell if the cop had given him a ticket. That said, since he did not I think everyone should chill out and realize that the apparent rudeness of the talking-too will hopefully stick to German-boy longer than a lightly worded admonishment.
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Male 997
This cop has given him a warning he won`t forget I don`t imagine him speeding again. But he didnt give him a ticket, don`t know why everyones so harsh on the cop for just being rude...
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Male 1,596
why did anal rape have to come into this?
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Male 3,631
Strong talking to but no ticket - I`m not sure which I`d prefer..

And Ari - you are a True German Beauty.
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Female 119
driving in the states is incredibly painful if you`re used to driving in germany. i thought i was going to die of boredom when we went up the i-75...
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Male 62
Hahha, I <3 the CHP!

`So RUDE`

CHiP`s hate speeders. I guess if you`ve had to scoop up the brains of children off of freeways after fatal crashes involving speeders, you`d be a generally pissed off at speeders, too.
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Female 246
hahahaha, funny
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Female 1,515
Bwahaha ass will be hurting for a month! Slow down or you WILL get violated~ pretty funny cop there. But seemed like he tried too hard to be intimidating.
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Male 328
uhh, that cop was nice, he let him off a reckless driving ticket. maybe you all should grow a pair "zomg SO RUDE"
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Male 107
I suggest you go 70, or you will be violated.
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Male 283
While driving through southwest Virginia (turns out I was actually near the VA state police HQ) I was put in jail for speeding; the inmates were quite a bit nicer than the cops. After some interesting conversation, I went to sleep, then when my time was up, I left. For the record, I don`t speed anymore. (Is that good or bad?)
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Female 735
@tyler003

cops have been dicks to me when i didn`t do a thing. sorry your little theory doesn`t check out.
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Male 208
No way tyler that was over the line. He`s abusing his power. I do get tired of people ragging on cops so much but this guy was a straight up butt.
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Male 313
Wow... thanks for representing the good ol` US of A so well to our visitors. At least he didn`t give him a ticket! In CA..... that ticket would cost him at least $500.00.

Although what`s with Gay prisoners? Do they just have forced sex whenever they wish? I thought Gay men were creative, kind, and sensitive?

The Officer was rude regardless apologies to the German visitor.
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Male 12,138
I`ve been on the autobahn, doing 130mph (210kph) in my Audi TT, and had SLRs ripping past me like the f*cking wind in the fast lane. It`s a bit exhilarating, and entirely terrifying. Love it.
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Male 59
Aaah, Americans. Polite as always.
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Male 8
I don`t see why people are giving the cop so much grief. This driver broke the law. The driver put himself in this situation. You break the law, you will get poor treatment from cops. It`s the cops job to act like a "dick" to criminals. The cops not going to be all nice to the guy. It`s the cops job to be a prick to people that break laws.

Don`t break laws = don`t get treated like poo from cops.
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Male 304
Slow down or RAEP!
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Male 14
Wait a second, the German guy said he was following a car at 98mph, but the policeman said that there was nobody else except him. does that mean the German was following, and doing the same speed as the cop`s..?
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Female 354
Wow. -_-
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Male 39,921
I love a man in uniform.
Yum!
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Male 795
(if he doesn`t get arrested for wire-tapping first)
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Male 795
Wow, I ashamed of my men in blue for this one. That guy should press changes for slander and harassment.
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Female 3,726
"Why are you driving in my country?"

Sorry officer, I didn`t know you owned it, wanna ass drat me now?
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Male 2,796
"Splurb, my brother is actually Chicago PD and I asked him about this. You are pretty much right on. The paperwork in general for someone speeding like that would be immense. The thing is officers towards the top of the hierarchy would be pissed to see reckless driving/endangerment like this just be thrown aside, foreign or not."

Thanks! Good to know.
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Male 7,378
The problem with cops is they`re just dicks with a badge.
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Male 243
I hope that cop mess up, go to jail and get raped every day for a long time...
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Male 2,402
@almightybob!
Police state? Sh*t who said anything of needing a police state. Just a good old boy whoppin` on a smartass is what I like to see.
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Male 206
"or you will get violated", in more ways than one
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Male 10,338
LOL this is actually entertaining.

Nothing wrong here. Slow down Germany boy!
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Male 2,441
Splurb, my brother is actually Chicago PD and I asked him about this. You are pretty much right on. The paperwork in general for someone speeding like that would be immense. The thing is officers towards the top of the hierarchy would be pissed to see reckless driving/endangerment like this just be thrown aside, foreign or not.
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Male 2,796
After considering this, here is a thought:

I am thinking the cop let him go because he knew there was probably no money in it. A young guy with a fast rental car from Germany (probably has money) but the cop knew he probably wouldn`t care to pay the ticket if he were just visitng. Plus there is probably a bunch of different, non-routine paperwork to fill out for foreign nationals.

Again, I am thinking the cop considered this a big waste of time for himself. We got any cops on IAB that can tell me if I am on the right mind-set here??
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Female 1,652
Sheesh. I go 70-75 and people are zipping past me all the time.
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Female 999
See? No American style beat down!
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Male 4,290
[quote]Yes on a smartass. The beat down is enjoyable. Especially to racists like Merkel.[/quote]
Ah. So you want different justice and different rights for people depending on whether you like them or not. Good to know. May you become the first victim of the police state you seek to usher in.
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Male 2,402
@almightybob1
Yes on a smartass. The beat down is enjoyable. Especially to racists like Merkel.
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Female 170
is this normal? (i`ve never been pulled over)
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Male 15,832
Lucky Kraut got off easy. If I got pulled over doing 98, they`d put me UNDER the damned jail.
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Male 787
Interesting. Lol, I think the cop didn`t write him a ticket and gave him more of a warning.
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Male 1,505
Germany-boy? Lamest insult ever.

Smart nerds start software companies. Dumb ones become guys like this.
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Male 16
Haha Germany-boy. That`s hilarious.
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Male 67
Typical cop, ive heard worse, hell ive had alot worse happen to me, the badge and cuffs give them a right to be king douchebags in thier mind, he was prob picked on in high school for wetting the bed,now hes all bad,when inside, hes a sad little boy, he needs das boot.....to the face.
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Female 850
did he write him a ticket? in that case it doesnt matter what kind of butt buggering he threatened him with. he let him off easy.
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Female 406
That reminded me of COPS. Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you. lol
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Female 136
wow. and thats how america gets a bad name
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Male 4,290
[quote]It goes to show lack of respect of other countries laws must be a joke to the German superior mind.[/quote]
If an American cop told me he was going to arrange my state-sponsored rape, I would laugh too.

[quote]He`s lucky the cop didn`t hear the laugh or a beat down would have ensued.[/quote]
Your tone suggests you find this somehow admirable. Do you enjoy police brutality?
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Male 441
I think that cop just offered to violate him.
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Male 1,764
If that had happened over here the cop would`ve noticed he`s a foreigner and would`ve tried to get a bribe out of the situation.
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Male 1,547
Cop had the choice of either being an *ss, or filling out mountains of paperwork for arresting a foreign citizen. I would have chosen the former as well. probably would have been a little smoother on the delivery though.
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Male 142
Who urinated in his Cheerios?
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Female 465
Purrrrfect.
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Female 317
wow that cop was harsh.
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Male 1,313
"Or you, will get violated! Just like I was... I hope everyone shares my pain some day!"

Well.. that would have been better had he said the rest of that.
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Female 217
"You weren`t following nobody. I was right in *front* of you. You were *leading* the pack."
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Male 782
dioxin: Do not drive here then because you WILL be VIOLATED!

That cop was funny as hell. I couldn`t not laugh at that tool.
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Male 317
I don`t speak any German so I don`t know what side this video was showing. But, I think the cop did a good job. Think about it - Why do they give you a ticket? To scare you into driving safe. What did the cop try to do? Scare them into driving safe. Job well done.
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Male 91
btw, The narator in the end says: "This cop knows how to welcome tourists in his country" (sarcastic).
But come on guys, when youre used to drive 130mph you really cant keep 70
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Male 210
Hey...that`s harassment. non-nice individual cop.
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Male 3,431
Scared straight? Eh who knows.
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Male 2,402
I guess the German couple thought it was funny after the laugh at the very end. It goes to show lack of respect of other countries laws must be a joke to the German superior mind. He`s lucky the cop didn`t hear the laugh or a beat down would have ensued.
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Male 1,299
"That cop was a major d*ck. I mean, he was nice enough to let the kid get away with a warning but still."

That`s the point. The fear of the law is suppose to impose adherence to it`s regulations. This is how cops are taught to behave for certain situations... most don`t because: being a dick means that YOU`RE A DICK! =P

But it`s mostly just a show, it`s simulated aggression.
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Male 2,796
I would choose to be spoken down to if pulled over than get a ticket.
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Male 80
"Or you WILL get violated"
lol
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Female 803
That cop was a major d*ck. I mean, he was nice enough to let the kid get away with a warning but still.
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Male 272
definitely closeted
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Male 452
oh wtf! I got a $120 ticket for doing 21 over. I`d much rather have been threatened with anal rape.
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Male 107
Well, atleast in germany we don´t have speed limits on a lot of the autobahns
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Male 25,416
Wow silly people with there silly opinions!
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Male 85
Holy poo, did he really get away without a ticket?
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Male 2,513
I think the cop might have had a thing for "german-boy". I mean he also calls them "nice little boys like you" and then proceeds to tell them about the anal rape he pictures by taking them to jail. Yeah, he was gay on them for sure. =)
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Female 247
He couldn`t think of a better name to call him than "Germany-Boy"?
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Male 322
did he seriously not get a ticket?!
i just got my first a few weeks for doing a lot less than 28 over.
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Male 30
Cop obviously didn`t want to deal with the paperwork.

But, wow what an impression to foreign visitors.

Ya, I am surprised there wasn`t a taser applied.
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Female 2,674
Wow that cop`s a real douche clot. But German-boy needs to slow his roll.
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Male 5,194
Goddamn eurotards.
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Male 1,197
also hate cops
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Male 1,287
I am firmly against law enforcement (or anyone else in a position of power for that matter) abusing their power. This cop was not being an @sshole. I can`t believe the driver got off with a verbal warning. EPIC COP uses off-color innuendos to warn law-breakers = win.

Did anyone else think it sounded like the driver kinda laughed at the end before the sound cut off?
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Male 1,237
@JumboCookie - No I think that other case ruled in favour of the person recording.. Something to do with this being a "digital age" we live in or something...
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Male 18
I hate cops
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Male 1,625
Agreed cobra.
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Male 97
wow. the way he says `my country` is weird. i don`t like it.
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Male 1,244
Wait, isn`t this tape illegal since you can`t record cops anymore?
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Male 23
Agreed, Gerry1of1.

Yes, the driver shouldn`t have been going that fast and was given a stern warning. The cop was probably also pissed that the gas station he frequents didn`t have any more jelly donuts that morning..
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Male 7,831
meh, cops are asses everywhere.
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Female 798
Honestly the cop does have a point. If you don`t know the driving rules or don`t want to follow the rules in whatever country you`re visiting you really shouldn`t be driving. If I was visiting Germany, I would not be driving just because I don`t know their rules and will probably cause problems on the road.
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Male 32
you will get violated.... lol :-/
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Male 39,921
the school yard bully always grows up to be a cop.
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Male 4,290
Is it just me, or did he threaten to rape the guy at the end? o.O

Still, no ticket for going 30mph over, can`t really complain about that.
I got done doing 52 in a 30. I got off completely free because the cops took too long to serve it on me :D Sweet, sweet legal loopholes.
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Male 253
I`m willing to bet the driver knew what he was doing. Chances are good he knew any cop pulling him over just wouldn`t care enough to fill out all the paperwork to take him in. Considering he`s a foreign national and driving a rental car I`d assume it`d be a lot more work than a standard citizen with a car they already own/lease. Not to mention the driver had a camera anyway, so he was gunning for it anyhow.
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Male 2,440
[quote]Awesome pun. "Or you WILL get violated" "YEEEEEAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"[/quote]

My thoughts exactly. xD
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Male 1,598
I`m pretty surprised he didn`t get a ticket. Typically anything 15 over is guaranteed a ticket.
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Male 1,455
Your cops are losers.
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Male 2,552
Germany-boy. Nice. Kinda insinuates a lack of imagination from the cop if he can`t think of another epithet than that.
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Male 1,744
Anyone got a translation on the female voice over? Curious what she said.

Poor cop, looks like he`s having a bad day
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Female 856
Autobahns are scary, you can be doing 120mph (about as fast as I dare) in the outside lane, look in the rear view mirror, nothing, check what`s in front of you, nothing, then check the mirror again to find a BWM 6 inches off the back bumper waiting for a brake test. I started whistling dam busters.....
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Male 3,915
f*cker got off lucky....

98???? That`s practically a loss of license right? at LEAST? i think they could impound the car too....but it was rental i guess....the only ticket i ever got was going 12 over....he was going 28 over......ugh.....what a crock
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Male 12,138
Wow, quite the ass-chewing! Still, cool that he didn`t give him a ticket.
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Male 2,419
How did this make the news? He was going 30 over and even said he never bothered to read a speed limit sign. The driver is clearly retarded and he got away with NOTHING, he coulda been deported.
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Male 154
haha, he got lucky. and the dude was doing 98, he kinda deserved to be chewed out.
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Male 136
wow. totally uncalled for from that cop...
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Male 669
damn terrorists violating the speed limit.
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Male 1,929
Lol That was excellent policing! Great cop.
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Male 1,054
"That officer is a drat head."

He didn`t give the guy a ticket - let it off with a harsh warning he`ll remember for a long time.
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Male 3,332
Inappropriate behavior from the cop, but I`d rather face that uncomfortable conversation for a few minutes than get the ticket.
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Male 17,511
He was lucky to get off with a warning, Most cops would`ve dragged his ass out of the car, Handcuffed him, Make him and his friend sit on the side of the road, Called in a K-9 unit and had the whole car searched while they decided what to do with them. That would`ve taken 30 minutes to an hour and made them never want to return to America again.

So yeah, This leadfoot got off lucky.
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Male 132
xD Every time something like this is recorded from a cop, they should totally get suspended. Cops shoulden`t act like this.
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Male 782
Ah, I love the Autobahn...
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Male 39,921
the cops are very differant when they don`t know the camera`s running.

"you know what happens to nice boys like you in prison!" hahahahahahaha

Das f*cken int der assenhozen!
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Male 5,314
wtf was that? you WILL get violated! what a crazy cop.
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Male 419
word of the day: geschwindigkeitsbegrenzungen. meaning: speed limit.
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Male 362
Wow, the cop actually said those things.
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Male 4,807
The cop should have tazered him.
That would be par for the course.
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Male 848
That officer is a drat head.
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Male 490
Lol!

Awesome pun. "Or you WILL get violated" "YEEEEEAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"
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Male 48
Link: Welcome To America, Germany-Boy [Rate Link] - This ain`t the Autobahn, son.
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