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Date: 10/26/10 03:06 PM

79 Responses to Wal-Mart: Enabling Americans Since Forever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    Link: Wal-Mart: Enabling Americans Since Forever - Well, at least they`re preventing some roadway congestion.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    my god...
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    She was so amazed by the bargains she couldn`t stand up on her own! No, but seriously few things depress me more that going to walmart. :-|
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    OMG i hate lazy kids. i don`t like lazy people in general but lazy KIDS really irk me. they have no reason to be lazy they are effing KIDS!!!
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
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    October 26, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    I always get a little disgusted when I see someone using the cart only because they are too fat to walk.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 26, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    I`m a jaded WalMart shopper. Bad as it is, I`ve seen far worse there.
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    MTKK Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    You really need to stop putting apostrophes in plural expressions. Even to a non-native speaker like me, it`s horrible to behold.
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    MTKK: You beat me to it. Thank you.
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    rbt_food Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    you know, you wouldn`t see this happening at Target...
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    October 26, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Someone put it out of its misery.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Oh Jesus on a pogostick, tapdancing while f*cking Christ in Hell! What is this bullsh*t!?
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    evilducky00 Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    Why I don`t shop at walmart. I`ll pay the extra 3 bucks thank you.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    The land of Fat
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    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    `Walmart - why stop at fat?`
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    That is one incredibly sturdy machine.
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    WoW!
  17. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Fancy: Always screwing up a title of a link.

    *Americans should be plural, not possessive. <3
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    ALL FAT PEOPLE NEED TO DIE. I would throw them all in the ocean, but then the sea level would rise to the point where New York would be under water.
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    betardfooser Male 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    Enabling Americans` what?
  20. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    October 26, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    @OmgZelda... Grammer Nazism is soooo yesterday.
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    razlem Male 13-17
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    October 26, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Apostrophe.....Must.....correct........
  22. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    @splurbyburbl
    How could you be so stupid and ignorant, Fat people would float because they are buoyant :D
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    So the debate here seems to be whether it`s worse to be fat or illiterate. Many Americans would seem to be both, though.
  24. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    Second that splurbyburbl
    EAT THE FAT

    or feed them to the animals.
    or the machines.
    Just get rid of them somehow.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    BUT - walmart has FANTASTIC prices on ammunition. Hands down cheapest bullets you can find - if they have them in stock! They always sell out!

    Oh, and their other prices are actually fantastic.

    GOD - I do feel dirty just going in there - I smell the poverty and sadness of the workers - BUT DAMN, HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY COMPARED THEIR PRICES??? BEST PRICES AROUND.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    October 26, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    I wonder what the Wal-Mart in Ethiopia is like...
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    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    This reminds me of peopleofwalmart.com - it will make you lose faith in humanity. :-(
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    whocares3725 Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    I`m sorry but fat people should not be allowed to use these things.
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    vw Female 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    There must be a weight limit on that ride?
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    Seastone Female 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    "There must be a weight limit on that ride?"

    I`ve heard that they used to have alarms that went off when the weight limit was exceeded, but that was bad for the self-esteem of the morbidly obese and would deter them from buying ridiculous amounts of food, so stores got rid of them. So they might be over it, but no one will know.
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    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    That`s hot.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    They are probably on a date!
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    jadoig Male 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Wal-Mart is a big store, but if you need a power cart to help you around because of weight issues, you may want to re-think your lifestyle. Unless it`s glandular, then...bummer.
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    Toppunk Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Please keep the cattle in the barn.
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    PTPete Female 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    Does the passenger have pigtails? It she a CHILD?? That is some f*cked up parenting right there.
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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    The Twinkies & snack cakes are next isle.
  37. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    You know, if we simply stopped making those carts, those fat people would either have to walk or not eat. either way, they`d lose some fat.
  38. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    turbotong: The carts are made for people with disabilities, I hope you never have one that limits your mobility.

    So, Loose some fat off your brain and drop the prejudice against people who are disabled.
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    At least they know the molesters won`t touch her
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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    >flingspoo
    We (and by that I mean "I")thank you for making this post funnier.
  41. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    crakrjak you must of had a bad day, that was just rude and ignorant

    the majority of those carts are never used by disabled persons since fat people, no other condition just lazy, steal them and ride them around. they then in turn take them out to the parking lot, leave them on, and let them drain battery so the older folks, and disabled cannot use them....to just stop supplying them is a whole lot better. then medicare pays for more personal use scooters, and they and only they have the scooters instead of the lazy.
  42. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    I just threw up in my mouth a little
  43. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 26, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    Are we sure we aren`t witnessing a car-jacking in progress?
  44. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    October 26, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    rakoonhat: It`s harder for disabled people to exercise, Some get fat as a result. If people have a disabled parking window placard or plates, They are disabled.

    I don`t approve of people that aren`t disabled using them, Or abusing them as this picture shows. But you can`t just make a blanket statement that all fat people are not disabled, It`s false.

    I am disabled and use the scooters at Walmart, Yet I can`t get medicare to pay for a scooter for me, Inside my home. I`ve been told that the only people that can get medicare to pay for them, Basically, Can`t get out of bed or dress themselves.

    I`m asking you and people like you, Not jump to conclusions just because you see someone that`s obese using these, They may be disabled.
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    October 26, 2010 at 11:59 pm
    To be fair, whilst I have seen a few of these used by very overweight people here, most scooters are used by the elderly. Very elderly people on a scooter inside a shop can be a nightmare. I would not wish a lack of mobility on anyone, but add in a walking stick, general groughiness and a certain attitude and the result is bloody terrible.
  46. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:02 am
    my situation is dependant on the removal of public scooters to make them truly only accesible to the disabled. most people use transport chairs not scooters in thier homes. the removal of the scooters forces insurance plans to pay on them after time and most stores, at least in my area, give them to you for reasonable pay if medicare will not. i know fair well how awful medicare is..i want to make that clear. i see patients everyday stuck in a massive donuthole that should not exist. its awful and wrong to corner people like they do..and that is just prescription coverage.
    it would also be fair to point out that most fat people believe they are disabled for reasons becoming thier weight. that is not a disability. disabilities are things you cannot help..not four bags of chips and some gout later.
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:08 am
    i feel you are being taken advantage of. if you are truly disabled, not a fat person making excuses, then they should give you relief. that is your right.
    there is no comfortable way to address this issue. either way people are going to feel hurt and disadvantaged. i just wish people who KNOW they are not disabled would consider YOU when they sit in that seat
  48. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 2:51 am
    I have no problem with helping disabled people. Let them park closer, give them ramps, give them scooters. I am all for helping them enjoy their lives and making it easier.

    However that said, being so fat you get exhausted walking from your couch to the bathroom is not a disability, well maybe its a mental one. I have heard all the stories of why people are fat, and let me tell you as a former 400 pound person who one day decided that he was over it and lost enough weight through nothing more then calorie counting that he now weighs 180, there is no freaking excuse. Problem is fat people can`t stop stuffing their pie holes. It is all about calories in vs calories out. It would do these people good to be forced to walk more, not less.

    I have no pity for fat people since I was one myself once and I understand you can beat it, problem is most fat people don`t want to and would rather come up with lame half backed excuses.
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    Essersmith Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 3:34 am
    @CrakrJak That is perhaps the first correct thing ive read you write and it explains alot about our former "conversation". (that being said i dont rightly know if you have written anything intelligent since then)

    However people who have no right using a facility should not do so. Abusing a system like that is the best way to make everything worse for everybody.

    before you or anyone else flame me for jumping to conclusions (which i havent from this message) The one driving the scooter may very well be disabled, being fat could be a result of that. And the "woman?" could be just giving him a backrub, who knows.
  50. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 3:52 am
    wow the long comments people are writing over a freaking hilarious picture! come on, its funny! this shouldn`t spark a debate :(
  51. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 4:27 am
    On the plus side, we do have an alternative once natural oil runs out - time to start cooking off some fatties!
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    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 5:13 am
    Man us staties sure are sensitive of our enormous fat asses!
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    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 5:37 am
    When fortune`s chariot rolls easily, envy and shame cling to the wheels.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    October 27, 2010 at 6:33 am
    "Goddamit, Ma, hurry to the bakery, they`re sampling cookies!"
  55. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 6:39 am
    Oh man, when I worked at Walmart, we were having to stop customers from doing that all the time. I don`t know if it really hurts the electric carts, but I sure don`t want to see it.

    They paid pretty well, pretty much the only retail place that starts above minimum wage around here, since they changed it last year. I hated that job so much, though. The only thing I hated more was the one fast food job I had for like a month. lol

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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    October 27, 2010 at 6:52 am
    Wow. Just wow. Fat people are as fat people do.
  57. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 7:29 am
    Wal-Mart breeds their customers.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 7:42 am
    *chuckles*

    I wish I would see sh*t like this at WalMart. If I ever went to WalMart, that is.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    October 27, 2010 at 8:02 am
    IAB ultra sensitive political correctness unless your fat then your the equvilant of a nazi party member and automatically from the USA.
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    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
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    October 27, 2010 at 8:24 am
    :(
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 8:35 am
    Hmm, I haven`t been to Walmart in a while but I don`t think I`ve ever seen that. Kind of wish I did, it would have made the store seem more interesting.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 8:40 am
    The freaks gotta go somewhere...
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    kingpong Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 9:31 am
    What is this enabling? Carpooling, I thought that was one of the things we wanted people to do. So it`s only okay in actual cars and not in places where it`s reasonable to walk. dratin` hypocrites.
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    they actually have fat carts in Walmart? for the people that are too fat to walk whilst they purchase food? really?
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    admisaok Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    it`s supposed to be for the elderly, but the fat people use it anyway
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    That thing is about to reach critical mass.
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    sawdusty Male 40-49
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    October 27, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    The freaks gotta go somewhere...

    Unfortunately they ALL go to wal-mart.
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    MrHyde Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, presented by Wal-Mart.
  69. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    October 27, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    rakoonhat: Less scooters will not solve the problem. Although I agree that the scooters shouldn`t be abused, Taking them away will just make life harder for those that need them. As it stands now, People have to wait to get an available scooter the first week of the month.

    There are stores I`d like to shop in that I can`t, Because they don`t have any scooters available at all. So, People like me are dependent on the stores that do have them.

    Just a few places that don`t have any: Home Depot, Lowes, Best Buy, Staples, Office Depot, Dollar General, Big Lots, and others.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    October 27, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Before long fat daughter will be riding alongside fat mom in her own scooter chair.
  71. Profile photo of Shadowkin
    Shadowkin Male 40-49
    188 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    I say give them a pass because they`re HOT!
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    cart pool
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    Crucible Male 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    I bet the same company that makes those carts owns McDonald`s or something.
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    Mailbox Male 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    they are riding into a bright future...
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    PBZebras Male 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Is that still considered a piggy back ride?
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    XxCraigxX Male 13-17
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    October 28, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    Wow that`s ridiculous...
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    dirtysouth38 Male 30-39
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    November 30, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    That is sad, just sad
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    Lovely

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