This Explains So Much About Catholicism [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Misc

Maybe there"s a Cliff"s Notes version...
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Female 18
"This Explains So Much About Catholicism [Pic]. Maybe there`s a Cliff`s Notes version... " ---THE DEFINITION OF IGNORANCE
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Female 18
That made me physically ill.
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Female 196
Um, to be honest, I don`t see how this explains catholicism.

Am I missing something?

Oh, and Rick S--thank you, I had no idea what that meant and almost resorted to looking it up in urban dictionary.
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Male 21
@LastJuggalo Here`s some differences between science and religion. 1) Science is based upon observable facts 2) It isn`t dogmatic and tell you how you MUST live.
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Male 774
RyanF701

Hey thanks man, I almost read it too.
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Female 570
@lastjuggalo. preaching doesnt mean you`re religious (i checked, google it) and you probably know lots of atheists that you dont know are atheists because they dont "preach"
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Male 3,314
TLDR=Too Long Didn`t Read
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Female 212
Dude, it`s just the Pope with a solid gold bible. Why must we discuss it? Like God really cares about his bling-bling, anyway . . . (insert Science for u Atheists). And unfortunately, I can kinda see why we could call Atheism (sp?) a religion. Athesits do tend to PREACH their beliefs, at least all the ones I know. And WTF does TLDR mean?
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Male 2,486
I`m going to sum up this entire comment section:
Person 1: I HAVE AN OPINION
Person 2: NO I DO
Person 1: HEY F*CK YOU
Person 2: NO U
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Male 2,402
@davymid
being a former one myself. If you visit the website. Why would an atheist need a chaplain for support? Why not his commanding officer or some Psyche officer etc....? If your not religious then you don`t need a chaplain. Nice try but the website that almightybob1 gave indicates a need for some guidance from a theist.

Also religion does not limit itself toward a theist involvement. It also defines religion as a set of

3 archaic : scrupulous conformity : conscientiousness
4: a cause, principle, or system of beliefs held to with ardor and faith

That means when you look up conscientiousness that means you are
governed by or conforming to the dictates of conscience. Want to break down conscience too?

Therefore atheist are religious. It`s the fact that they don`t believe in deities. You may not like the label but it`s a fact. You are religious no matter what. Your hobby is your religion because it is the norm in your life that giv
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Male 1,164
Great. Just great. You guys are so busy piss-contesting that the explanation of TLDR isn`t in the top 5 comments. Now I have to look it up. Damn you.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Just goes to show atheist are religious.[/quote]
Nice try. I`m an atheist, and I`m religious in the same way as my NOT playing "Football" (American? Soccer? Canadian? Australian rules? What version of football that I don`t play are we talking about here?) is my f*cking hobby.
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Male 2,402
@almightybob1
Interesting website there bub. Didn`t know an atheist needs a chaplain too look after their needs? Kind of a contradiction there huh? Why not just need a commanding officer who specializes in Psychology? What a bunch of bull. Just goes to show atheist are religious.
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Male 2,402
@alimightybob1
I never did. The first words out of their mouth in a fire fight usually was "Oh my fu*king God get me out of this poo". The after the got out of the sh*t. Then they went to be the unbelieving dicks they were. Usually drinking drug use, and trying to get laid. Usually the pattern ask God then bitch and make trouble. Not all mind you but the majority I encountered.
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Female 2,674
Xavroche:

This is coming from someone who`s an atheist, so prepare yourself.... I agree with your comments 2-5. But comment 1? Ah come on... it`s a little funny. You can admit it :)... Maybe just a smile? Just one?? Come on, please??? :)
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Male 1,196
yeah. the catholic church assembled the bible and they didn`t read it. brilliant
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Female 282
I`m studying religion so that I can understand all points of view, and defend my own point of view without sounding like an idiot
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Male 2,841
Tell one joke, set the world on fire.
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Male 914
@belunan

There`s no better way to turn a person atheist than to make them study all the world`s religions.
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Male 1,505
"Maybe Atheists study religion so much because they want to know who to pray to right before they die."

Or maybe, in a moment of lucidity, they realize the religion they were raised in is thoroughly batpoo crazy. Then they go religion shopping to see if any religion makes sense but the end result of their search is that they learn enough about other religions to realize that *all* religions are batpoo crazy.

Or maybe that`s just me.
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Male 2
@Xavroche

Yes, this is funny. Don`t get offended, you`re on a freakin` comedic site protecting your religion.
Also, I should hope that a person would know their own religious doctrine before declaring themselves apart of it, as far-fetched as that might be.
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Male 809
Awsomeness!!
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Male 127
After looking up what `TLDR` meant, I had a damn good laugh. The Pope would too.. if he wasn`t already part of The dawwwk siiiide. @ Davymid Haha that`s awesome.
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Male 819
1)This isn`t funny. If you are going to bash religion, again, maybe you could do it in a clever way.

2)I highly doubt that that particular Bible has anywhere near the value to feed an entire continent other than Antarctica for a week, and regardless your comment is a total non sequitur.

3)I`ve read the entire Bible, I know a fairly high number of people at my church who have read the entire bible. The Bible doesn`t make you an atheist... it doesn`t make you anything that you don`t want it to... It isn`t that uncommon amongst Christians to have read the Bible. If anything (as in if you aren`t religious) the Bible is at the very least a literary text that is frequently referenced, so I would assume anyone with a minimal thirst for knowledge would have a working notion of it or would have read it.

4)Pope Benedict is Palpatine... good thing I`m not a Catholic.

5)Why do these boards make me lose the game about once a week?
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Male 422
I never knew there were so many Atheists on this site, but tell on story about a Catholic conversion and you get attacked.
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Male 5,190
Ah ha ha.
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Male 121
@peahprincess You`re an idiot! Ohhh, didn`t see that coming, did you?
Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormonism and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon

You`re welcome.
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Male 255
He`s more like: look at my bling!
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Male 322
"Friday, October 22, 2010 11:23:59 PM
the price of that bible would feed the entire continent of Africa for a week"

So would the cost of liberating Iraq. Oh wait, oil is more important than human lives.
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Male 255
CRAP!!!! I lost the Game.............ha ha so did you.
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Male 4,290
"You never find Atheists in foxholes."

Yes, you do. Look up the Military Association of Atheists and Freethinkers. Or as they are also known, Atheists In Foxholes.
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Female 137
i know this doesnt have to do with anything and dont call me an idoit but wtf is a mormon ?
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Male 1,931
I read the first quarter, then got disgusted by the obvious trolling.
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Female 3,828
lol awesome
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Male 4,680
Seen it before.

I am superior to all of you for this.
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Male 38
Took me a minute. Had to hash out why "top level domain registry" made this funny, but then realized my mistake.
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Male 2,419
@Swayze
TLDR is something you should be very familiar with since you`re clearly too incompetent to use Google

Too Long; Didn`t Read.
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Male 1,704
Too Long - Didn`t Read

bitch.
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Female 34
@swayze : too long didn`t read.
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Male 25,416
photo has potential, just didnt achieve it in this case!
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Male 234
Call me a n00b, but, "TLDR?"
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Male 1,834
the price of that bible would feed the entire continent of Africa for a week
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Male 2,402
Is that literally the "hard" copy? You could beat the holy crap out of someone with that weapon. Yes young man convert or be beaten!
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Male 914
@LazyMe484

I set `em up, you knock `em down.
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Male 3,014
Most of all, it explains Jack Chick.
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Male 10,440
@Lblaxplaya20 Here you go, idiot.

I like the pic, but it would be funnier if it was photoshopped to the necronomicon or something...
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Male 757
CAWM TO DE DAWK SAYDE!
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Male 15
i think it would be more funny if he was holding up the necromicon ex mortis
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Female 1,623
@davymid I knew it! I f*cking knew it! something about him was suspicious to me
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Male 12,138
Pope Benedict is Emperor Palpatine, I hope you all realise that. I don`t mean resembles, I mean that`s actually f*cking him, right there.

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Female 1,264
This explains so much about every Christian religion.
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Male 422
@cAHHtherine

I`m not sure if you were talking about me there, but if you were, I am honored that you would make an account just to make a comment about me. Also if you were talking about me, I wasn`t trying to sound intelligent, that usually just happens.
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Female 4
@intrigid

Ironically it`s the douchebags who make stupid comments to try to look intelligent that make me want to postal...maybe that`s not so ironic.
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Male 422
Also, he`s the one that is learned in that field, me, not so much. And he`s the one that had the revelation not me. I was simply telling a story I am familiar with in which an atheist who despised religion converted.
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Male 422
@intrigid

I would love to see these "studies" you speak of. Maybe Atheists study religion so much because they want to know who to pray to right before they die. You never find Atheists in foxholes.
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Male 914
"The wonders of Google Search!"

It`s not just googling. Studies have shown that atheists are more knowledgeable about religion than any other religious demographic.
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Male 914
@Lblaxplaya20

Obviously your friend never considered the idea that life is a prerequisite to sentience and therefore the ability to observe our own existence. Therefore, no matter how unlikely or improbable life is to exist, eventually it will happen, and it will be then that we marvel at how amazing our very existence is.

What I`m getting at is that the unlikelihood of life forming is irrelevant. The odds could be 10^1000 to 1 and it doesn`t matter because given an infinite number of universes it only needs to happen once, and it will indeed happen.
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Male 422
@intrigid

The wonders of Google Search!
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Male 914
Ironically it`s the atheists who seem to know the most about the bible and are able to cite passages and quotes effortlessly.
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Female 406
I read the children`s bible when i was a kid, the one with all the cartoons in it? i must of thought it was a comic book...don`t remember what it all said though. i`m not catholic.
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Male 422
Sorry for the grammar and any inaccuracies in the scientific regard.
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Male 422
I know a few people personally that have converted to Catholicism strictly from what they read in the Bible. Actually one of my close high school friends - genius and also previously atheistic - went on to major in some field of Biology. One day he called me up and explained how spontaneously believed in God. This caught my attention because although I am religious to a degree, I`m not the person you would normally talk to about this. He explained that out of thousands of possible amino acid combinations, the one needed for human life to be possible just happened to be perfectly placed there and that there had to be some type of greater being involved. Today he attends mass every Sunday and is a successful Bio-Chemist.
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Female 2
i catholic and have never read the entire bible.
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Male 5,568
Thank you, Trumple07.
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Female 2,120
Haaaaaaah
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Male 1,222
Still, i dont know anybody that has actually read the bible, except for flanders
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Male 467
@Batmanners
Indeed. Although from the bits you gather around it doesn`t really seem like the trouble. I would much much rather read the quran, seems like more fun anyhow.
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Male 590
not offensive nor funny - although catholics do get offended by some pretty dumb poo
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Male 49
Hilarious.
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Male 257
@ fatex52986

I`m with you, bro, not funny.
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Male 4,004
"This is really not funny"

Shut up and stop pretending you read it.

The best way to become an atheist is to read the bible anyhow.
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Male 1,625
I see what you did there. Kudos.
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Male 1,129
This is really not funny
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Male 1,678
Wouldn`t it be great if you read the bible to the very end and the last two words were "lol jk."
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Male 559
Sonsglow: The irony is that I`m probably the first person to agree with you on that...
I simply find the site funny. I was shown the site recently when I was on Gerry`s side of things and it made me smile. I thought that he would enjoy a bit of the same jocular ribbing that I received. If I read him wrong and he did take offense, then I suppose Gerry can tell me so. Sorry to get your dander up.
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Male 1,184
Erm.. Lando, I`ve read more of the Bible than half of all Christians, and I`ve read two pages of it.
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Male 422
I find no humor in this.
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Male 422
TLDR= Too Long, Didn`t Read
for those that dont get it
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Male 223
Literally lol`d
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Male 201
Sometimes people ask a question, because they want an answer from another person. Here`s looking at you, evanbartlett, we get you`re a smartass and you`ve not left your computer for more than two hours at a time over the last decade, but don`t let that blind you from the big world out there where: YES, people are aware of google, but they sometimes still ask others questions because asking another human is more natural to them than only having correspondence with a computer.
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Female 204
Someone explain please, this makes no sense.
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Male 3,842
This is nonsense. Lots of people have read the Catholic bible despite its length. The Pope is one of those people. There is nothing funny here.
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Male 559
I don`t know msieg, this is the first thing that I`ve laughed at on this site in a couple of days.
Gerry1of1: "Too Long. Didn`t Read."
Also- http://lmgtfy.com/?q=TLDR
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Female 95
TLDR= too long; didn`t read
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Male 1,598
MEH. MORE ANTI-RELIGION PROPAGANDA.


- CAPS LOCK DAY! :)-
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Male 189
Brilliant. That would explain so much.
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Male 37,897
I don`t know what TLDR is supposed to mean so it`s lost on me
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Male 2,034
Yeah sure, let`s just post a few more things that take open shots at Christianity.

This isn`t even creative. Weak.
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Male 30
a god created a fun little world then when he gets tired he resets? amirite?
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Male 15,510
Just look at his face, cmon, there no trail of humanity whatsoever there
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Male 2,436
I don`t get it.
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Male 193
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

AHAHAHA!
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Male 514
Way too long. LOL
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Male 19,873
Link: This Explains So Much About Catholicism [Pic] [Rate Link] - Maybe there`s a Cliff`s Notes version...
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