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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    October 22, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Link: This Explains So Much About Catholicism - Maybe there`s a Cliff`s Notes version...
  2. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
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    October 22, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    Way too long. LOL
  3. Profile photo of Wtfidklol
    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
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    October 22, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    AHAHAHA!
  4. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
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    October 22, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    I don`t get it.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Just look at his face, cmon, there no trail of humanity whatsoever there
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    Thane017 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    a god created a fun little world then when he gets tired he resets? amirite?
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Yeah sure, let`s just post a few more things that take open shots at Christianity.

    This isn`t even creative. Weak.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    I don`t know what TLDR is supposed to mean so it`s lost on me
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    RepostPolice Male 13-17
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Brilliant. That would explain so much.
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    MEH. MORE ANTI-RELIGION PROPAGANDA.


    - CAPS LOCK DAY! :)-
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    hiptothemax4 Female 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    TLDR= too long; didn`t read
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    I don`t know msieg, this is the first thing that I`ve laughed at on this site in a couple of days.
    Gerry1of1: "Too Long. Didn`t Read."
    Also- http://lmgtfy.com/?q=TLDR
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    This is nonsense. Lots of people have read the Catholic bible despite its length. The Pope is one of those people. There is nothing funny here.
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    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Someone explain please, this makes no sense.
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    Sonsglow Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Sometimes people ask a question, because they want an answer from another person. Here`s looking at you, evanbartlett, we get you`re a smartass and you`ve not left your computer for more than two hours at a time over the last decade, but don`t let that blind you from the big world out there where: YES, people are aware of google, but they sometimes still ask others questions because asking another human is more natural to them than only having correspondence with a computer.
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    BJH515 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Literally lol`d
  17. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    TLDR= Too Long, Didn`t Read
    for those that dont get it
  18. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    I find no humor in this.
  19. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Erm.. Lando, I`ve read more of the Bible than half of all Christians, and I`ve read two pages of it.
  20. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
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    October 22, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    Sonsglow: The irony is that I`m probably the first person to agree with you on that...
    I simply find the site funny. I was shown the site recently when I was on Gerry`s side of things and it made me smile. I thought that he would enjoy a bit of the same jocular ribbing that I received. If I read him wrong and he did take offense, then I suppose Gerry can tell me so. Sorry to get your dander up.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Wouldn`t it be great if you read the bible to the very end and the last two words were "lol jk."
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    This is really not funny
  23. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    I see what you did there. Kudos.
  24. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    "This is really not funny"

    Shut up and stop pretending you read it.

    The best way to become an atheist is to read the bible anyhow.
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    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    @ fatex52986

    I`m with you, bro, not funny.
  26. Profile photo of Hokage47
    Hokage47 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Hilarious.
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    EricWRN Male 30-39
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    October 22, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    not offensive nor funny - although catholics do get offended by some pretty dumb poo
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    BBQ Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    @Batmanners
    Indeed. Although from the bits you gather around it doesn`t really seem like the trouble. I would much much rather read the quran, seems like more fun anyhow.
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Still, i dont know anybody that has actually read the bible, except for flanders
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    Haaaaaaah
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    broizfam Male 60-69
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    October 22, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    Thank you, Trumple07.
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    pumpkin_pie1 Female 13-17
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    October 22, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    i catholic and have never read the entire bible.
  33. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    I know a few people personally that have converted to Catholicism strictly from what they read in the Bible. Actually one of my close high school friends - genius and also previously atheistic - went on to major in some field of Biology. One day he called me up and explained how spontaneously believed in God. This caught my attention because although I am religious to a degree, I`m not the person you would normally talk to about this. He explained that out of thousands of possible amino acid combinations, the one needed for human life to be possible just happened to be perfectly placed there and that there had to be some type of greater being involved. Today he attends mass every Sunday and is a successful Bio-Chemist.
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    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    Sorry for the grammar and any inaccuracies in the scientific regard.
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    vw Female 30-39
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    October 22, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    I read the children`s bible when i was a kid, the one with all the cartoons in it? i must of thought it was a comic book...don`t remember what it all said though. i`m not catholic.
  36. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    Ironically it`s the atheists who seem to know the most about the bible and are able to cite passages and quotes effortlessly.
  37. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    @intrigid

    The wonders of Google Search!
  38. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    @Lblaxplaya20

    Obviously your friend never considered the idea that life is a prerequisite to sentience and therefore the ability to observe our own existence. Therefore, no matter how unlikely or improbable life is to exist, eventually it will happen, and it will be then that we marvel at how amazing our very existence is.

    What I`m getting at is that the unlikelihood of life forming is irrelevant. The odds could be 10^1000 to 1 and it doesn`t matter because given an infinite number of universes it only needs to happen once, and it will indeed happen.
  39. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    "The wonders of Google Search!"

    It`s not just googling. Studies have shown that atheists are more knowledgeable about religion than any other religious demographic.
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    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    @intrigid

    I would love to see these "studies" you speak of. Maybe Atheists study religion so much because they want to know who to pray to right before they die. You never find Atheists in foxholes.
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    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    Also, he`s the one that is learned in that field, me, not so much. And he`s the one that had the revelation not me. I was simply telling a story I am familiar with in which an atheist who despised religion converted.
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    cAHHtherine Female 13-17
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    October 22, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    @intrigid

    Ironically it`s the douchebags who make stupid comments to try to look intelligent that make me want to postal...maybe that`s not so ironic.
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    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    @cAHHtherine

    I`m not sure if you were talking about me there, but if you were, I am honored that you would make an account just to make a comment about me. Also if you were talking about me, I wasn`t trying to sound intelligent, that usually just happens.
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    lerie Female 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    This explains so much about every Christian religion.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    October 22, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    Pope Benedict is Emperor Palpatine, I hope you all realise that. I don`t mean resembles, I mean that`s actually f*cking him, right there.

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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    @davymid I knew it! I f*cking knew it! something about him was suspicious to me
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    teto86 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    i think it would be more funny if he was holding up the necromicon ex mortis
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    shappy Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    CAWM TO DE DAWK SAYDE!
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    @Lblaxplaya20 Here you go, idiot.

    I like the pic, but it would be funnier if it was photoshopped to the necronomicon or something...
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    videogamer Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    Most of all, it explains Jack Chick.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    @LazyMe484

    I set `em up, you knock `em down.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    October 22, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    Is that literally the "hard" copy? You could beat the holy crap out of someone with that weapon. Yes young man convert or be beaten!
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    the price of that bible would feed the entire continent of Africa for a week
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    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
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    October 23, 2010 at 1:05 am
    Call me a n00b, but, "TLDR?"
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 23, 2010 at 1:10 am
    photo has potential, just didnt achieve it in this case!
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    buuurrrd Female 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 1:14 am
    @swayze : too long didn`t read.
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    philippic Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 1:17 am
    Too Long - Didn`t Read

    bitch.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 1:24 am
    @Swayze
    TLDR is something you should be very familiar with since you`re clearly too incompetent to use Google

    Too Long; Didn`t Read.
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    petshadow Male 40-49
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    October 23, 2010 at 4:33 am
    Took me a minute. Had to hash out why "top level domain registry" made this funny, but then realized my mistake.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    October 23, 2010 at 5:22 am
    Seen it before.

    I am superior to all of you for this.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 5:29 am
    lol awesome
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 6:39 am
    I read the first quarter, then got disgusted by the obvious trolling.
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    peahprincess Female 13-17
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    October 23, 2010 at 6:40 am
    i know this doesnt have to do with anything and dont call me an idoit but wtf is a mormon ?
  64. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 6:48 am
    "You never find Atheists in foxholes."

    Yes, you do. Look up the Military Association of Atheists and Freethinkers. Or as they are also known, Atheists In Foxholes.
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    fattpill Male 30-39
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    October 23, 2010 at 7:00 am
    CRAP!!!! I lost the Game.............ha ha so did you.
  66. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 8:37 am
    "Friday, October 22, 2010 11:23:59 PM
    the price of that bible would feed the entire continent of Africa for a week"

    So would the cost of liberating Iraq. Oh wait, oil is more important than human lives.
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    Mailbox Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 8:58 am
    He`s more like: look at my bling!
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    psychosax Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 9:03 am
    @peahprincess You`re an idiot! Ohhh, didn`t see that coming, did you?
    Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormonism and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon

    You`re welcome.
  69. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 9:25 am
    I never knew there were so many Atheists on this site, but tell on story about a Catholic conversion and you get attacked.
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    xavroche Male 30-39
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    October 23, 2010 at 9:45 am
    1)This isn`t funny. If you are going to bash religion, again, maybe you could do it in a clever way.

    2)I highly doubt that that particular Bible has anywhere near the value to feed an entire continent other than Antarctica for a week, and regardless your comment is a total non sequitur.

    3)I`ve read the entire Bible, I know a fairly high number of people at my church who have read the entire bible. The Bible doesn`t make you an atheist... it doesn`t make you anything that you don`t want it to... It isn`t that uncommon amongst Christians to have read the Bible. If anything (as in if you aren`t religious) the Bible is at the very least a literary text that is frequently referenced, so I would assume anyone with a minimal thirst for knowledge would have a working notion of it or would have read it.

    4)Pope Benedict is Palpatine... good thing I`m not a Catholic.

    5)Why do these boards make me lose the game about once a week?
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    Star_Beast Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 10:11 am
    After looking up what `TLDR` meant, I had a damn good laugh. The Pope would too.. if he wasn`t already part of The dawwwk siiiide. @ Davymid Haha that`s awesome.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
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    October 23, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Awsomeness!!
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    NovaComa Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 10:32 am
    @Xavroche

    Yes, this is funny. Don`t get offended, you`re on a freakin` comedic site protecting your religion.
    Also, I should hope that a person would know their own religious doctrine before declaring themselves apart of it, as far-fetched as that might be.
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    belunan Male 30-39
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    October 23, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    "Maybe Atheists study religion so much because they want to know who to pray to right before they die."

    Or maybe, in a moment of lucidity, they realize the religion they were raised in is thoroughly batpoo crazy. Then they go religion shopping to see if any religion makes sense but the end result of their search is that they learn enough about other religions to realize that *all* religions are batpoo crazy.

    Or maybe that`s just me.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    @belunan

    There`s no better way to turn a person atheist than to make them study all the world`s religions.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Tell one joke, set the world on fire.
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    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
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    October 23, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    I`m studying religion so that I can understand all points of view, and defend my own point of view without sounding like an idiot
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    tatripp Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    yeah. the catholic church assembled the bible and they didn`t read it. brilliant
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Xavroche:

    This is coming from someone who`s an atheist, so prepare yourself.... I agree with your comments 2-5. But comment 1? Ah come on... it`s a little funny. You can admit it :)... Maybe just a smile? Just one?? Come on, please??? :)
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    October 23, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    @alimightybob1
    I never did. The first words out of their mouth in a fire fight usually was "Oh my fu*king God get me out of this poo". The after the got out of the sh*t. Then they went to be the unbelieving dicks they were. Usually drinking drug use, and trying to get laid. Usually the pattern ask God then bitch and make trouble. Not all mind you but the majority I encountered.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    October 23, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    @almightybob1
    Interesting website there bub. Didn`t know an atheist needs a chaplain too look after their needs? Kind of a contradiction there huh? Why not just need a commanding officer who specializes in Psychology? What a bunch of bull. Just goes to show atheist are religious.
  82. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    October 24, 2010 at 12:33 am
    Just goes to show atheist are religious.
    Nice try. I`m an atheist, and I`m religious in the same way as my NOT playing "Football" (American? Soccer? Canadian? Australian rules? What version of football that I don`t play are we talking about here?) is my f*cking hobby.
  83. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    October 24, 2010 at 12:49 am
    Great. Just great. You guys are so busy piss-contesting that the explanation of TLDR isn`t in the top 5 comments. Now I have to look it up. Damn you.
  84. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    October 24, 2010 at 1:40 am
    @davymid
    being a former one myself. If you visit the website. Why would an atheist need a chaplain for support? Why not his commanding officer or some Psyche officer etc....? If your not religious then you don`t need a chaplain. Nice try but the website that almightybob1 gave indicates a need for some guidance from a theist.

    Also religion does not limit itself toward a theist involvement. It also defines religion as a set of

    3 archaic : scrupulous conformity : conscientiousness
    4: a cause, principle, or system of beliefs held to with ardor and faith

    That means when you look up conscientiousness that means you are
    governed by or conforming to the dictates of conscience. Want to break down conscience too?

    Therefore atheist are religious. It`s the fact that they don`t believe in deities. You may not like the label but it`s a fact. You are religious no matter what. Your hobby is your religion because it is the norm in your life that giv
  85. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    October 24, 2010 at 4:43 am
    I`m going to sum up this entire comment section:
    Person 1: I HAVE AN OPINION
    Person 2: NO I DO
    Person 1: HEY F*CK YOU
    Person 2: NO U
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    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
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    October 24, 2010 at 7:09 am
    Dude, it`s just the Pope with a solid gold bible. Why must we discuss it? Like God really cares about his bling-bling, anyway . . . (insert Science for u Atheists). And unfortunately, I can kinda see why we could call Atheism (sp?) a religion. Athesits do tend to PREACH their beliefs, at least all the ones I know. And WTF does TLDR mean?
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    October 24, 2010 at 7:38 am
    TLDR=Too Long Didn`t Read
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    duckflash Female 13-17
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    October 24, 2010 at 9:35 am
    @lastjuggalo. preaching doesnt mean you`re religious (i checked, google it) and you probably know lots of atheists that you dont know are atheists because they dont "preach"
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
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    October 24, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    RyanF701

    Hey thanks man, I almost read it too.
  90. Profile photo of eKarnage
    eKarnage Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 1:00 am
    @LastJuggalo Here`s some differences between science and religion. 1) Science is based upon observable facts 2) It isn`t dogmatic and tell you how you MUST live.
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    Moosh Female 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    Um, to be honest, I don`t see how this explains catholicism.

    Am I missing something?

    Oh, and Rick S--thank you, I had no idea what that meant and almost resorted to looking it up in urban dictionary.
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    Erichsgurl2 Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    That made me physically ill.
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    Erichsgurl2 Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    "This Explains So Much About Catholicism . Maybe there`s a Cliff`s Notes version... " ---THE DEFINITION OF IGNORANCE

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