The Redneck Birthday Candle [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

What? It"s fire... good enough.
There are 40 comments:
Male 6,694
Now thats just poor.
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Male 3,076
:-/ Fuuuck that kid`s earwax is disgusting
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Male 798
tstyblucryns:

You win. +10
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Female 859
Ew, that kids ear are all dirty and waxy.
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Male 496
Or you could use that kid`s earwax to fashion a candle. He apparently has plenty to go around.
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Female 13
Brings back childhood memories...
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Female 675
Aww that`s probably something they did because the candles were forgotten
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Female 1,077
@DixxyRarr

NO DAD. WHAT ABOUT *YOU*?
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Female 2,674
It was a banner f*ckin` year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey. Smoke up Johnny."
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Male 770
the bottom is being supported by his middle finger; his index finger is holding the side. like when you shuffle cards
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Female 160
I`m confused about how he`s holding it. It doesn`t look like his index finger is supporting the bottom...
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Male 5,190
Better then no flame?
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Male 914
here`s your freakin` candle kid...btw, santa clause and the easter bunny ain`t real...happy freakin` birthday...
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Female 3,562
He should have just poked cigarettes into the cake after lighting them. Blow out the cigarettes!
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Female 15
How sawd! :(
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Male 1,918
He has to hold it...I`m just sayin`
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Male 2,085
Way to go dad, forgot the candles!
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Male 15,510
I bet hell wish for a new dad
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Male 518
@shappy It protects the skin of the human ear canal, assists in cleaning and lubrication, and also provides some protection from bacteria, fungi, insects and water. (thank you wikipedia)
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Male 3,425
This made me sad :(
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Male 757
kid needs to clean his flourescent ears
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Male 25,416
Make do with what you have!
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Male 138
If they used the wax from that kids ear they could make a candle.
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Female 56
someone should clean that kids ears man, eurgh.
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Male 38,507
Great. No hit him with Silly String .



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Male 2,441
Haha didn`t notice that at first alecia, but yes he does. Gross!
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Male 89
Chiefs suck, and no cake for fatty
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Male 606
and he has to be wearing a Cheifs shirt too huh??? futhermuka!!
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Male 4,807
bigbangbilly... Shopped. Are you freakin serious.

I know this would be a near impossible shot to take, so yea, I agree.
Shopped it is then.
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Female 535
@pmarren

fat?
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Female 17
That kid needs to clean his ears.
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Female 122
I`m with Lando. Also, the photo is obviously cropped. I like real photos with funny stuff in them, not photos that have been tampered with to make the viewer draw vague unfunny conclusions.
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Male 4,594
Fat kid can hardly wait for the cake!
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Male 698
That gotta be photoshopped
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Male 620
they could have harvested a candle from that kids ear wax
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Male 3,842
Now wait a minute, the mom could be off-camera with a candle in her hand that she intends to light as her husband provides the lighter. We do this pretty much every birthday party; I hold a lighter while my wife lights the candles with it.
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Male 11,740
Hey, they`re doing their part to help the environment. It can be used over and over without leaving a waxy mess on the cake. Leave them alone.

LOL
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Male 38,507
and you can re-use it
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Male 1,256
Parenting shame.
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Male 20,196
Link: The Redneck Birthday Candle [Pic] [Rate Link] - What? It`s fire... good enough.
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