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Date: 10/29/10 11:03 AM

40 Responses to The Redneck Birthday Candle [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Link: The Redneck Birthday Candle - What? It`s fire... good enough.
  2. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Parenting shame.
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:12 am
    and you can re-use it
  4. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:18 am
    Hey, they`re doing their part to help the environment. It can be used over and over without leaving a waxy mess on the cake. Leave them alone.

    LOL
  5. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:25 am
    Now wait a minute, the mom could be off-camera with a candle in her hand that she intends to light as her husband provides the lighter. We do this pretty much every birthday party; I hold a lighter while my wife lights the candles with it.
  6. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:33 am
    they could have harvested a candle from that kids ear wax
  7. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:34 am
    That gotta be photoshopped
  8. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Fat kid can hardly wait for the cake!
  9. Profile photo of joanielspeak
    joanielspeak Female 18-29
    122 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:46 am
    I`m with Lando. Also, the photo is obviously cropped. I like real photos with funny stuff in them, not photos that have been tampered with to make the viewer draw vague unfunny conclusions.
  10. Profile photo of alecia604
    alecia604 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:52 am
    That kid needs to clean his ears.
  11. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:52 am
    @pmarren

    fat?
  12. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:53 am
    bigbangbilly... Shopped. Are you freakin serious.

    I know this would be a near impossible shot to take, so yea, I agree.
    Shopped it is then.
  13. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    and he has to be wearing a Cheifs shirt too huh??? futhermuka!!
  14. Profile photo of 83nu
    83nu Male 40-49
    89 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Chiefs suck, and no cake for fatty
  15. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Haha didn`t notice that at first alecia, but yes he does. Gross!
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Great. No hit him with Silly String .



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  17. Profile photo of queenofleon
    queenofleon Female 18-29
    56 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    someone should clean that kids ears man, eurgh.
  18. Profile photo of Siolas
    Siolas Male 30-39
    138 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    If they used the wax from that kids ear they could make a candle.
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Make do with what you have!
  20. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    kid needs to clean his flourescent ears
  21. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    This made me sad :(
  22. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    @shappy It protects the skin of the human ear canal, assists in cleaning and lubrication, and also provides some protection from bacteria, fungi, insects and water. (thank you wikipedia)
  23. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    I bet hell wish for a new dad
  24. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Way to go dad, forgot the candles!
  25. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    He has to hold it...I`m just sayin`
  26. Profile photo of SIlverwater
    SIlverwater Female 13-17
    15 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    How sawd! :(
  27. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    He should have just poked cigarettes into the cake after lighting them. Blow out the cigarettes!
  28. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    here`s your freakin` candle kid...btw, santa clause and the easter bunny ain`t real...happy freakin` birthday...
  29. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    I`m confused about how he`s holding it. It doesn`t look like his index finger is supporting the bottom...
  30. Profile photo of draino123
    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    the bottom is being supported by his middle finger; his index finger is holding the side. like when you shuffle cards
  31. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:13 am
    It was a banner f*ckin` year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey. Smoke up Johnny."
  32. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:12 am
    @DixxyRarr

    NO DAD. WHAT ABOUT *YOU*?
  33. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Aww that`s probably something they did because the candles were forgotten
  34. Profile photo of xmt76
    xmt76 Female 30-39
    13 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:56 am
    Brings back childhood memories...
  35. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Or you could use that kid`s earwax to fashion a candle. He apparently has plenty to go around.
  36. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 5:28 am
    Ew, that kids ear are all dirty and waxy.
  37. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    tstyblucryns:

    You win. +10
  38. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 4:58 am
    :-/ Fuuuck that kid`s earwax is disgusting
  39. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 7:55 am
    Now thats just poor.

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