The Phone Moan Game [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

No noods, but probably not safe for work anyway.
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Male 722
What ever happened to normal prank calls?
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Male 559
It`s rude to talk with a mouth-full.
had to say it
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Female 1
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Female 1,515
@elgrappa

Thanks for that lovely mental picture -.-
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Male 260
........I`ve already done this. Someone called me, and they never found out, but.... yeah lol.
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Female 850
i wanna try this.
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Male 96
@ coffeetalk.

no rodeo is when you take her from behind without a condom grab her hair and tell her you have an STD then try to stay on as long as possible
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Male 15,832
[quote]"Winning" is based on how long you can go without the phone receiver catching on.[/quote]
Right, but what if you make it all the way to the end without the person on the phone catching on? I say that would be an EPIC win!

And viper, you are correct. However, some winners are bigger winners than others! :-)
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Male 3,425
I take it this has to be in a long, thin, annoying iPhone text to be cool.
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Male 795
Isn`t this called a informal threesome?
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Female 1,441
OldOllie I think the objective of the game is to compare time lengths. "Winning" is based on how long you can go without the phone receiver catching on.
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Male 196
This may actually be funner than playing the rodeo game! You know....the one where you get her doggy style and then tell her she`s as tight as her sister....then try to hang on for 8 seconds!
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Male 2,586
pjonkml
FEMALE, 18-29, Southern US

"I tried to do this once, but she pushed me away. How was supposed to know it was her mom?"

<--- you are now the fantasy of virtually every guy on here! :-)
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Male 9
"It`s not a real game unless you both have a chance to win."

so giving/getting head doesnt count as winning?
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Male 9,305
"Is it sick that I`d kind of like to hear a recording of this game being played?"

Nope. >_>
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Male 11
wow i did this to her while she was on the phone with her mom
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Male 15,832
Okay, if the person on the other end of the phone catches on, the person giving head wins.

However, if the person receiving head "finishes" without the person on the other end catching on, then the receiver wins.

It`s not a real game unless you both have a chance to win.
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Female 406
Yeah, you just gave a name to what we`ve been doing all along...genius.
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Male 3,745
old game is old...
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Male 196
Heh...I did this about 2 months ago....while she was talking to her sister!
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Male 3,431
Yeah this dude hasn`t invented anything. We used to do this to telemarketers all the time.
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Male 893
The guy who made this game obviously has never done it or gets laid very often, neither do you below me, just admit it
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Male 2,591
lol i`ve answered my phone just to be a dick when i was younger
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Male 317
An ex did this to me, and it was obvious it was more than just oral. I fapped and then thanked her.
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Female 3,574
I didn`t know it had a name, but I have definitely played this before lol.
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Male 376
Feels like a "Barney Stinson" kinda game...
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Male 1,299
I`ve played it before...
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Male 1,598
Is it sick that I`d kind of like to hear a recording of this game being played?
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Female 272
Kid`s been reading too much fan fiction...
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Male 838
Hmm. This would be a fun game. Yes, I think I`ll try this one.
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Male 2,619
well done. You "invented" a game played back in the 80s
Whats next? Rollerblading?
Or Facetime? oooo look we can make video calls over a wireless network
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Male 101
Ahahaha, best game ever! :D
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Female 118
hah this is brilliant
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Male 25,417
That wasnt that cool!
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Male 1,674
I think i saw this on an episode of Mad About You
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Male 2,506
Two guys? o.O But girls moan a lot harder than guys in most cases
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Female 535
Yeah, the head clamp is the worst. It hurts my ears and makes it impossible to eat properly.
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Male 5,624
"I would just be furious if someone involved me in their sex games without my consent."
In the early 90`s, I was going with a girl that did this all the time, or rather, whenever she`d use the phone at my house, I`d "attack" and it became a game. Rather than being turned off, it seemed to wind up her buddy and husband.

As the stakes escalated, it lead to her buddy and husband being caught on secret security cam having sex in a crowded mall.
They were escorted to a monitor room, showed the recording and everyone had nice laugh.

As they left, the console operator gave them a copy of the tape...
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Male 2,441
Hah done this once, but not as a game. Lool I agree sex would be much tougher!
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Male 2,586
yeah, nothing more fun than trying to get your gf to cum when she`s speaking to her parents or something!

- only problem is when she decides it`s too hard to talk properly and suddenly clamps her legs shut with your head there...
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Female 1,963
I would just be furious if someone involved me in their sex games without my consent.
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Male 2,549
Best for me is when the object of my desire is on the phone with their parents...please don`t psychoanalyse that. :-(
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Female 2,352
Sounds like it can get awkward real fast.
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Male 124
Too easy...take it up a knotch - speak to someone on the phone while having sex. Now THAT`s torture (and self control).
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Male 314
oh? there`s an actual name for this?. Been playing this since forever lol
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Male 353
sounds like a fun game for the family :D
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Male 2,788

Hey Jessica.. wanna play a game?
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Male 4,290
Yep, I`ve played this game. Can get weird.
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Male 1,287
@Rick_S
Prolly around the same time girls started saying suck my d!ck
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Male 2,552
Oooo... I so wanna try this.

Now, on to finding a girlfriend.
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Female 2,674
This game sounds like the quickest way to have your friends NEVER answer your phone calls again.
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Male 3,915
me and my gf do this all the time....we laugh so hard every time we do it....but we definitely don`t let the person on the phone know.....that`s just weird....
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Male 476
Call and talk to noone... and get the longes blowjob of your life! And probably the best! :)
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Male 2,419
this is incredibly old...
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Female 42
I tried to do this once, but she pushed me away. How was supposed to know it was her mom?
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Male 3,327
When did performing oral sex on a woman start being referred to as "head?"
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Male 352
That`s actually a really good idea! It`s some pretty nasty foreplay :D
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Male 155
yeah this happened to me about a year ago
i hate my best friend
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Male 39,576
call your mom
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Male 4,546
The trick is to call your dumbest friend.
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Male 4,546
I have known about this game long before this post.
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Female 142
That`s kind of creepy and I hope that no one ever thinks to call ME for that game!!
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Male 5,314
ok
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Male 4,807
We`ve been playing this game since the early 90`s. Never really put a name to it.
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Male 1,378
the game
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Female 833
wow.
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Male 720
I could easily win at this...
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Male 490
Meh. I`d rather my private life be private, and focused on the private life rather than making into some awkward game.
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Male 50
This would work with a girl..
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Male 1,931
My wife would never go for this.
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Female 838
I`m in if I get to make the call!
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Male 186
I`d lose this game in about 2 seconds.

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Male 20,827
Link: The Phone Moan Game [Pic] [Rate Link] - No noods, but probably not safe for work anyway.
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