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Date: 10/16/10 11:03 AM

73 Responses to The Phone Moan Game [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Link: The Phone Moan Game - No noods, but probably not safe for work anyway.
  2. Profile photo of djlazar
    djlazar Male 30-39
    185 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:05 am
    I`d lose this game in about 2 seconds.

  3. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:07 am
    I`m in if I get to make the call!
  4. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:07 am
    My wife would never go for this.
  5. Profile photo of Muffinzzz
    Muffinzzz Male 13-17
    50 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:08 am
    This would work with a girl..
  6. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:08 am
    Meh. I`d rather my private life be private, and focused on the private life rather than making into some awkward game.
  7. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:09 am
    I could easily win at this...
  8. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:10 am
    wow.
  9. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:11 am
    the game
  10. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:14 am
    We`ve been playing this game since the early 90`s. Never really put a name to it.
  11. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:14 am
    ok
  12. Profile photo of cndian_mouse
    cndian_mouse Female 18-29
    142 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:15 am
    That`s kind of creepy and I hope that no one ever thinks to call ME for that game!!
  13. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:17 am
    I have known about this game long before this post.
  14. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:19 am
    The trick is to call your dumbest friend.
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:21 am
    call your mom
  16. Profile photo of steve17
    steve17 Male 13-17
    155 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:27 am
    yeah this happened to me about a year ago
    i hate my best friend
  17. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:28 am
    That`s actually a really good idea! It`s some pretty nasty foreplay :D
  18. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:28 am
    When did performing oral sex on a woman start being referred to as "head?"
  19. Profile photo of pjonkml
    pjonkml Female 18-29
    42 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:35 am
    I tried to do this once, but she pushed me away. How was supposed to know it was her mom?
  20. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:36 am
    this is incredibly old...
  21. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:51 am
    Call and talk to noone... and get the longes blowjob of your life! And probably the best! :)
  22. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    me and my gf do this all the time....we laugh so hard every time we do it....but we definitely don`t let the person on the phone know.....that`s just weird....
  23. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    This game sounds like the quickest way to have your friends NEVER answer your phone calls again.
  24. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Oooo... I so wanna try this.

    Now, on to finding a girlfriend.
  25. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    @Rick_S
    Prolly around the same time girls started saying suck my d!ck
  26. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Yep, I`ve played this game. Can get weird.
  27. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    Hey Jessica.. wanna play a game?
  28. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    sounds like a fun game for the family :D
  29. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    oh? there`s an actual name for this?. Been playing this since forever lol
  30. Profile photo of Smileyguy1
    Smileyguy1 Male 30-39
    124 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Too easy...take it up a knotch - speak to someone on the phone while having sex. Now THAT`s torture (and self control).
  31. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Sounds like it can get awkward real fast.
  32. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Best for me is when the object of my desire is on the phone with their parents...please don`t psychoanalyse that. :-(
  33. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    I would just be furious if someone involved me in their sex games without my consent.
  34. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    yeah, nothing more fun than trying to get your gf to cum when she`s speaking to her parents or something!

    - only problem is when she decides it`s too hard to talk properly and suddenly clamps her legs shut with your head there...
  35. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Hah done this once, but not as a game. Lool I agree sex would be much tougher!
  36. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    "I would just be furious if someone involved me in their sex games without my consent."
    In the early 90`s, I was going with a girl that did this all the time, or rather, whenever she`d use the phone at my house, I`d "attack" and it became a game. Rather than being turned off, it seemed to wind up her buddy and husband.

    As the stakes escalated, it lead to her buddy and husband being caught on secret security cam having sex in a crowded mall.
    They were escorted to a monitor room, showed the recording and everyone had nice laugh.

    As they left, the console operator gave them a copy of the tape...
  37. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Yeah, the head clamp is the worst. It hurts my ears and makes it impossible to eat properly.
  38. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Two guys? o.O But girls moan a lot harder than guys in most cases
  39. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    I think i saw this on an episode of Mad About You
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    That wasnt that cool!
  41. Profile photo of NessieBabii
    NessieBabii Female 18-29
    118 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    hah this is brilliant
  42. Profile photo of asnodeus
    asnodeus Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Ahahaha, best game ever! :D
  43. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    well done. You "invented" a game played back in the 80s
    Whats next? Rollerblading?
    Or Facetime? oooo look we can make video calls over a wireless network
  44. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    Hmm. This would be a fun game. Yes, I think I`ll try this one.
  45. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Kid`s been reading too much fan fiction...
  46. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    Is it sick that I`d kind of like to hear a recording of this game being played?
  47. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    I`ve played it before...
  48. Profile photo of Yoeri
    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    Feels like a "Barney Stinson" kinda game...
  49. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    I didn`t know it had a name, but I have definitely played this before lol.
  50. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    An ex did this to me, and it was obvious it was more than just oral. I fapped and then thanked her.
  51. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    lol i`ve answered my phone just to be a dick when i was younger
  52. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    The guy who made this game obviously has never done it or gets laid very often, neither do you below me, just admit it
  53. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    Yeah this dude hasn`t invented anything. We used to do this to telemarketers all the time.
  54. Profile photo of CoffeeTalk
    CoffeeTalk Male 40-49
    193 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Heh...I did this about 2 months ago....while she was talking to her sister!
  55. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    old game is old...
  56. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    Yeah, you just gave a name to what we`ve been doing all along...genius.
  57. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    Okay, if the person on the other end of the phone catches on, the person giving head wins.

    However, if the person receiving head "finishes" without the person on the other end catching on, then the receiver wins.

    It`s not a real game unless you both have a chance to win.
  58. Profile photo of MuNkYBoY96
    MuNkYBoY96 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    wow i did this to her while she was on the phone with her mom
  59. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    "Is it sick that I`d kind of like to hear a recording of this game being played?"

    Nope. >_>
  60. Profile photo of viper2003923
    viper2003923 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 12:57 am
    "It`s not a real game unless you both have a chance to win."

    so giving/getting head doesnt count as winning?
  61. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 1:32 am
    pjonkml
    FEMALE, 18-29, Southern US

    "I tried to do this once, but she pushed me away. How was supposed to know it was her mom?"

    <--- you are now the fantasy of virtually every guy on here! :-)
  62. Profile photo of CoffeeTalk
    CoffeeTalk Male 40-49
    193 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 4:20 am
    This may actually be funner than playing the rodeo game! You know....the one where you get her doggy style and then tell her she`s as tight as her sister....then try to hang on for 8 seconds!
  63. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 6:51 am
    OldOllie I think the objective of the game is to compare time lengths. "Winning" is based on how long you can go without the phone receiver catching on.
  64. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 7:00 am
    Isn`t this called a informal threesome?
  65. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 9:37 am
    I take it this has to be in a long, thin, annoying iPhone text to be cool.
  66. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 10:52 am
    "Winning" is based on how long you can go without the phone receiver catching on.
    Right, but what if you make it all the way to the end without the person on the phone catching on? I say that would be an EPIC win!

    And viper, you are correct. However, some winners are bigger winners than others! :-)
  67. Profile photo of elgrappa
    elgrappa Male 18-29
    96 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    @ coffeetalk.

    no rodeo is when you take her from behind without a condom grab her hair and tell her you have an STD then try to stay on as long as possible
  68. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    i wanna try this.
  69. Profile photo of lyonartime
    lyonartime Male 18-29
    260 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    ........I`ve already done this. Someone called me, and they never found out, but.... yeah lol.
  70. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    @elgrappa

    Thanks for that lovely mental picture -.-
  71. Profile photo of susan24
    susan24 Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 17, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    Ar you ready for my Partner ?????
  72. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    It`s rude to talk with a mouth-full.
    had to say it
  73. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    What ever happened to normal prank calls?

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