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Date: 10/11/10 12:44 PM

71 Responses to The Lovely Bride In White On Her Wedding Day [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Link: The Lovely Bride In White On Her Wedding Day - Looks like it`s going to be a helluva wedding night.
  2. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Epic win.
  3. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    that would make for an interesting ER visit.
  4. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    This takes bondage to a whole new level.
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36191 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    I give`m 6 months until either she or he is in jail for domestic violence
  6. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Is she cutting her dick off or what?
  7. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    ... Is that a chastity belt?

    You mean people are still made to wear those things in this day and age?
  8. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    I don`t even know what to say
  9. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    i am oddly aroused
  10. Profile photo of niceguy191
    niceguy191 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    Call a locksmith!
  11. Profile photo of msimmons
    msimmons Male 18-29
    244 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Hahahahaha. I did not expect that.
  12. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Damn. Just damn.
  13. Profile photo of masterzero00
    masterzero00 Male 18-29
    57 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    wow if she has to do that to be able to plesure herself, i feel bad for the guy lol
  14. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Sit in the back and breathe through your mouth, because when that thing finally comes off...
  15. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    DIY caesarean section.
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Bye bye chastity belt!
  17. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Are chastity belts real? She has a key? Takes it off when showering and using the bathroom? Seriously... I don`t know.
  18. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    amazing
  19. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    @belunan

    It stings the nostrils... In a good way.
  20. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2205 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    If only she used fine Craftsman(tm) tools...
  21. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    WTF of the year?
  22. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    I`d be less concerned about the chastity belt than I would about the parachute harness she`s using for a tampon string.
  23. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    What the drat am I looking at?
  24. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Erm, is this the exotic erotic ball?
  25. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    frank you an advertising bot? hmmm 150 posts unlikely. Hate to wonder what would happen if she slipped. make the chastity bely moot if she is laid up in the hospital after sawing an artery.
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    Good bye chastity belt!
  27. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    "I`d be less concerned about the chastity belt than I would about the parachute harness she`s using for a tampon string. "

    ololololo!
  28. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    And then she cut through her ovaries.
  29. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    Classy.
  30. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Is that what the young kids are using for dildos these days?
  31. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    Well...isn`t that something
  32. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    Rule 34?
  33. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Grind those hips baby.

    How much would you give to see Justin Bieber try that. Whilst on a tramapoline
  34. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    Nice angle grinder!
  35. Profile photo of Chidori-san
    Chidori-san Female 18-29
    105 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    WHATTHEHELL?!!?!! O.O`
  36. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    I`m seriously doubting that chastity belt stayed locked til she got married
  37. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    That is one hell of a chastity belt. .

    I think.
  38. Profile photo of xxEmo_kid_xx
    xxEmo_kid_xx Female 18-29
    206 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    what the ffffffuuuuuuu!
  39. Profile photo of impretybored
    impretybored Male 18-29
    151 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    this is totally my background now
  40. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Going to guess something to do with Rocky Horror.
  41. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    O_o What. The. F*ck?
  42. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    Pretty sure these things come with keys.
  43. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    $100 says she accidentally made herself cum doing that.
  44. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    She is gonna get vadge damage before even gettin any
  45. Profile photo of Metum
    Metum Male 13-17
    155 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    wasnt this off of secret girlfriend from comedy central?

    jus sayin
  46. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    Is it just me, or are chastity belts totally sexy?
  47. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    I`m in
  48. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    Chastity belts are the opposite of sexy, unless you find the lack of sex to be sexy, in which case, wtf??
  49. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    chastity belts are sexy to some people becasue things under lock and key are forbidden and out of bounds, and add to the sense of naughtyness sex already has. also, the idea that someone has been locked in one to preserve their virginity is an attractive prospect to some.
  50. Profile photo of tacojoeIII
    tacojoeIII Male 18-29
    5 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 12:58 am
    This was for at Portland`s Air Sex Championships. The only rule is all orgasms must be simulated.
  51. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 3:07 am
    I think I`m in love...
  52. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 5:15 am
    Doesent she have a key?
  53. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 5:48 am
    @megann_exoh,

    Thank you, Megan, for educating us all with your vast 13-17 year old knowledge of human sexual fetishes and practices. I feel so much closer to true sexual enlightenment now, having been informed by your obviously great well of experience and accomplishment on the subject.

    I feel so much smarter now ...

    8-) LJ
  54. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 6:09 am
    I still say she`s about to surprise her new husband by showing him her dick.
  55. Profile photo of ravensky
    ravensky Female 18-29
    106 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 6:48 am
    Dearest Lord_Jereth,

    I don`t quite know what the point of that was.

    Is your obvious sarcasm a *witty* attempt to say her statement is wrong or ill informed?

    Did she do something offensive to warrant your outburst?

    I JUST DON`T KNOW.

    As far as I can see she made a perfectly reasonable statement in a perfectly reasonable way and you decided to berate her.

    Come, come now. Surely that isn`t the proper manner for a gentleman your age in which to act.

    Love and kisses.
  56. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 7:43 am
    if there is a blackout,then it would be very awkward |-X ...
  57. Profile photo of smokeymcweed
    smokeymcweed Male 18-29
    33 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 8:25 am
    @Lord_Jereth

    Hell Yeah
  58. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 9:01 am
    Seems like Lord Jareth is a little bitter that even teens have more sexual experience and knowledge than he does over the hill...
  59. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 9:19 am
    I`m pretty sure she was on Britain`s got talent a year or two ago- i dont think she got far for some reason!
  60. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 9:49 am
    @ravensky

    If you can`t see how someone can rack down on a 13-17 yr old trying to lecture people in a serious tone on a subject, judging by her age, she most likely have not had even near-average experience or education on is something worth a moment to laugh at and be sarcastic about on a liberal forum like this, then oh dear, you don`t belong on the internet. there are no real gentlemen. only gentlymen in balaclava masks who smoke sigarettes..
  61. Profile photo of Amurika
    Amurika Male 30-39
    282 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Somewhere there is a kitchen with her name on it.
  62. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 10:54 am
    OMG! Lost key to chastity belt!
  63. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Wouldn`t mind giving her a grinding!
  64. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    is that attached to a sexy bondage collar? yeah...one HELL of a wedding night.
  65. Profile photo of ravensky
    ravensky Female 18-29
    106 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    @recycleelf

    i don`t see 4 lines of text as a lecture

    and sure she was being a little serious for the tone of the post but does that really justify more then a three word batman quote... which i will now put to you.

    Why so serious?
  66. Profile photo of redspade
    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    drat YOU VIRGINITY!!!
  67. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the sparks and having removed quiet a few chastity belts in my time.
  68. Profile photo of zeegrr
    zeegrr Male 40-49
    140 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:21 am
    Well, back to theold grind.
  69. Profile photo of sponzorusa
    sponzorusa Female 18-29
    41 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 5:43 am
    now that`s classy!
  70. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 9:04 am
    She`s just trying to jam out with he clam out. For some, it`s harder to do.

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