The Lovely Bride In White On Her Wedding Day [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Looks like it"s going to be a helluva wedding night.
There are 71 comments:
Male 1,240
She`s just trying to jam out with he clam out. For some, it`s harder to do.
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Female 41
now that`s classy!
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Male 395
Well, back to theold grind.
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Male 759
this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the sparks and having removed quiet a few chastity belts in my time.
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Male 150
drat YOU VIRGINITY!!!
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Female 106
@recycleelf

i don`t see 4 lines of text as a lecture

and sure she was being a little serious for the tone of the post but does that really justify more then a three word batman quote... which i will now put to you.

Why so serious?
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Female 682
is that attached to a sexy bondage collar? yeah...one HELL of a wedding night.
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Male 1,243
Wouldn`t mind giving her a grinding!
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Male 5,194
OMG! Lost key to chastity belt!
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Male 282
Somewhere there is a kitchen with her name on it.
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Male 3,619
@ravensky

If you can`t see how someone can rack down on a 13-17 yr old trying to lecture people in a serious tone on a subject, judging by her age, she most likely have not had even near-average experience or education on is something worth a moment to laugh at and be sarcastic about on a liberal forum like this, then oh dear, you don`t belong on the internet. there are no real gentlemen. only gentlymen in balaclava masks who smoke sigarettes..
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Male 628
I`m pretty sure she was on Britain`s got talent a year or two ago- i dont think she got far for some reason!
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Male 1,239
Seems like Lord Jareth is a little bitter that even teens have more sexual experience and knowledge than he does over the hill...
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Male 33
@Lord_Jereth

Hell Yeah
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Male 3,076
if there is a blackout,then it would be very awkward |-X ...
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Female 106
Dearest Lord_Jereth,

I don`t quite know what the point of that was.

Is your obvious sarcasm a *witty* attempt to say her statement is wrong or ill informed?

Did she do something offensive to warrant your outburst?

I JUST DON`T KNOW.

As far as I can see she made a perfectly reasonable statement in a perfectly reasonable way and you decided to berate her.

Come, come now. Surely that isn`t the proper manner for a gentleman your age in which to act.

Love and kisses.
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Male 4,594
I still say she`s about to surprise her new husband by showing him her dick.
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Male 723
@megann_exoh,

Thank you, Megan, for educating us all with your vast 13-17 year old knowledge of human sexual fetishes and practices. I feel so much closer to true sexual enlightenment now, having been informed by your obviously great well of experience and accomplishment on the subject.

I feel so much smarter now ...

8-) LJ
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Male 498
Doesent she have a key?
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Male 959
I think I`m in love...
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Male 5
This was for at Portland`s Air Sex Championships. The only rule is all orgasms must be simulated.
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Female 688
chastity belts are sexy to some people becasue things under lock and key are forbidden and out of bounds, and add to the sense of naughtyness sex already has. also, the idea that someone has been locked in one to preserve their virginity is an attractive prospect to some.
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Male 1,815
Chastity belts are the opposite of sexy, unless you find the lack of sex to be sexy, in which case, wtf??
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Male 2,593
I`m in
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Male 1,164
Is it just me, or are chastity belts totally sexy?
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Male 155
wasnt this off of secret girlfriend from comedy central?

jus sayin
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Male 371
She is gonna get vadge damage before even gettin any
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Male 5,617
$100 says she accidentally made herself cum doing that.
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Female 1,593
Pretty sure these things come with keys.
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Female 1,623
O_o What. The. F*ck?
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Female 275
Going to guess something to do with Rocky Horror.
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Male 151
this is totally my background now
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Female 206
what the ffffffuuuuuuu!
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Female 2,352
That is one hell of a chastity belt. .

I think.
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Female 1,515
I`m seriously doubting that chastity belt stayed locked til she got married
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Female 105
WHATTHEHELL?!!?!! O.O`
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Male 1,590
Nice angle grinder!
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Male 2,619
Grind those hips baby.

How much would you give to see Justin Bieber try that. Whilst on a tramapoline
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Male 838
Rule 34?
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Male 5,413
Well...isn`t that something
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Male 469
Is that what the young kids are using for dildos these days?
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Male 582
Classy.
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Female 2,120
And then she cut through her ovaries.
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Male 699
"I`d be less concerned about the chastity belt than I would about the parachute harness she`s using for a tampon string. "

ololololo!
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Male 25,416
Good bye chastity belt!
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Male 1,587
frank you an advertising bot? hmmm 150 posts unlikely. Hate to wonder what would happen if she slipped. make the chastity bely moot if she is laid up in the hospital after sawing an artery.
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Male 795
Erm, is this the exotic erotic ball?
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Male 988
What the drat am I looking at?
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Male 15,832
I`d be less concerned about the chastity belt than I would about the parachute harness she`s using for a tampon string.
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Male 2,056
WTF of the year?
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Male 2,670
If only she used fine Craftsman(tm) tools...
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Male 422
@belunan

It stings the nostrils... In a good way.
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Male 594
amazing
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Male 257
Are chastity belts real? She has a key? Takes it off when showering and using the bathroom? Seriously... I don`t know.
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Male 15,510
Bye bye chastity belt!
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Male 4,680
DIY caesarean section.
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Male 1,505
Sit in the back and breathe through your mouth, because when that thing finally comes off...
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Male 57
wow if she has to do that to be able to plesure herself, i feel bad for the guy lol
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Male 1,625
Damn. Just damn.
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Male 244
Hahahahaha. I did not expect that.
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Male 1,629
i am oddly aroused
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Male 169
Call a locksmith!
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Male 2,441
I don`t even know what to say
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Male 3,482
... Is that a chastity belt?

You mean people are still made to wear those things in this day and age?
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Male 4,594
Is she cutting her dick off or what?
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Male 38,483
I give`m 6 months until either she or he is in jail for domestic violence
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Male 422
This takes bondage to a whole new level.
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Male 421
that would make for an interesting ER visit.
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Male 10,339
Epic win.
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Male 20,169
Link: The Lovely Bride In White On Her Wedding Day [Pic] [Rate Link] - Looks like it`s going to be a helluva wedding night.
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