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Date: 10/09/10 10:04 AM

38 Responses to The Fortune Cookie Your Mom Got Last Night [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Link: The Fortune Cookie Your Mom Got Last Night - Dad`s gonna have an awesome weekend.
  2. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 10:09 am
    ...in bed
  3. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Nice.
  4. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 10:14 am
    ...in bed!
  5. Profile photo of Nif
    Nif Female 18-29
    86 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 10:19 am
    so true
  6. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 10:21 am
    good one Fancy! I lol`d...
  7. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 10:25 am
    I would`ve said "...in bed" since that`s just what you do to fortune cookies, but two people already beat me to it.
  8. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 10:31 am
    ...except in bed.
  9. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 11:18 am
    Kinky...
  10. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    I don`t know, dad could`ve gotten that fortune, too, right? A little lube and mom`s toys and it may be *her* who has the awesome weekend!

    Why you have to be so sexist, fancy? ;-)
  11. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    I can appreciate how this was turned into something about sex.
  12. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Maybe it was Dad who got pegged, eh?
  13. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    nah thats nothing,
    my mom once got one that said "you will be surrounded by two men, maybe because of love"
  14. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    in bed
  15. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    So unfunny yawn
  16. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    It is funny because it`s like anal sex!
  17. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    meh.
  18. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    HA, I`m so trying that with my eventual wife.
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    not funny if you take it literal!
  20. Profile photo of KeithStone
    KeithStone Male 18-29
    30 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    Hedanito...hahaha its funny cuz its like anal sex lol. you made me laugh man thank you.
  21. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    lame.
  22. Profile photo of Vi
    Vi Female 18-29
    52 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    *facepalm*
  23. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    I hate modern fortune cookies!!

    That is not a "fortune"!

    It`s just a bit of "wisdom"!

    A true fortune would`ve said: "There`s a buttf*$#ing in your future."
  24. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    Confucius says you like butt sex
  25. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 3:18 am
    thats so gross!
  26. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 7:28 am
    Fortune cookies sales rose 200% after people realized that they secretly hid sexual innuendos.
  27. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    It is talking about anal.
  28. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    It`s your lucky day, f*cker!
  29. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    lol nice
  30. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    in bed
  31. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 3:06 am
    I have a fortune cookie fortune on my office door that says "God will give you everything you want." Why tempt the fates by ignoring this schit? I do want many things.
  32. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 3:07 am
    By the way, how did imdb know my mom is a whore? Creepy.
  33. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Nice.
  34. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    oh lol
  35. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 5:01 am
    well i don`t remember your dad being there, but i had a great weekend with her!
  36. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    Well hello.
  37. Profile photo of fatesky2006
    fatesky2006 Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 21, 2010 at 12:54 am
    Beijing Fortune Cookies Co.Ltd is the unique and biggest fortune cookie manufacture in china and abroad. We have a wide variety of fortune cookies, competitive price and good quality,all of this used high quality materials,and can costomize the packaging,message,flavor,and colors with your offers.hope we can become your quality supplier.
  38. Profile photo of thecoolhair
    thecoolhair Male 30-39
    101 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    @below
    lol wat

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