The Fortune Cookie Your Mom Got Last Night [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Dad"s gonna have an awesome weekend.
There are 38 comments:
Male 101
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lol wat
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Female 1
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Male 6,694
Well hello.
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Male 703
well i don`t remember your dad being there, but i had a great weekend with her!
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Female 3,001
oh lol
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Female 2,674
Nice.
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Female 535
By the way, how did imdb know my mom is a whore? Creepy.
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Female 535
I have a fortune cookie fortune on my office door that says "God will give you everything you want." Why tempt the fates by ignoring this schit? I do want many things.
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Female 314
in bed
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Male 1,834
lol nice
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Female 1,623
It`s your lucky day, f*cker!
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Male 2,441
It is talking about anal.
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Male 236
Fortune cookies sales rose 200% after people realized that they secretly hid sexual innuendos.
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Male 498
thats so gross!
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Male 371
Confucius says you like butt sex
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Male 696
I hate modern fortune cookies!!

That is not a "fortune"!

It`s just a bit of "wisdom"!

A true fortune would`ve said: "There`s a buttf*$#ing in your future."
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Female 52
*facepalm*
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Female 1,236
lame.
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Male 30
Hedanito...hahaha its funny cuz its like anal sex lol. you made me laugh man thank you.
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Male 25,416
not funny if you take it literal!
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Male 257
HA, I`m so trying that with my eventual wife.
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Female 9,401
meh.
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Male 397
It is funny because it`s like anal sex!
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Male 1,072
So unfunny yawn
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Female 667
in bed
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Male 2,005
nah thats nothing,
my mom once got one that said "you will be surrounded by two men, maybe because of love"
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Male 1,287
Maybe it was Dad who got pegged, eh?
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Male 2,085
I can appreciate how this was turned into something about sex.
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Male 4,431
I don`t know, dad could`ve gotten that fortune, too, right? A little lube and mom`s toys and it may be *her* who has the awesome weekend!

Why you have to be so sexist, fancy? ;-)
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Male 10,845
Kinky...
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Male 772
...except in bed.
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Male 3,482
I would`ve said "...in bed" since that`s just what you do to fortune cookies, but two people already beat me to it.
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Male 558
good one Fancy! I lol`d...
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Female 86
so true
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Male 293
...in bed!
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Male 594
Nice.
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Male 2,688
...in bed
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Male 19,840
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