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Date: 10/29/10 02:00 PM

61 Responses to The Cutest Little Soldier You Ever Did See

  1. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Link: The Cutest Little Soldier You Ever Did See - I think it`s safe to say this definitely qualifies for Aww of the Day.
  2. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    nice, at least he knows what he wants to be when he grows up!
  3. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    I squeaked and cried- dear lord the squeaking..!

    haha I bet that made the guard`s day!
  4. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    ha! awesome
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36221 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    yes. child soldiers are so cute.



    not
  6. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    We get your point Gerry, But This kid was carrying a cane. So Please, Relax on the biting commentary on this one.
  7. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    D`awww
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36221 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Me?... biting? never
  9. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    awwww

    Okay yeah, *real* child soldiers are not cute, but playing solider is :)
  10. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    I bet that guard guy was grinning a mile wide! lolz!
  11. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    October 29, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    What about the most famous "cute" child soldier of them all? Caligula. Yes, *that* Caligula. Nicknamed Caligula ("little boots") as a child because he wore a scaled-down soldier`s uniform, of which the most distinctive feature was the military-issue boots (caligae). The soldiers thought he was cute.

    I`d love to look back in time and find out what exactly caused the extreme change in his personality. History records that he was ill and recovered a completely changed man...but what sort of illness turns a popular, cheerful and capable man into a brutal raving nutjob?
  12. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    there there Gerry

    Children Soldiers- NOT CUTE

    Children dressing up as Guards and mimicking them because they think they`re cool?

    g`aaaaawwwwww...
  13. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    Angilion: I believe research in that area, Has determined that mercury poisoning likely drove him and many Romans mad.
  14. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    October 29, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    We get your point Gerry, But This kid was carrying a cane.
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    I`m pretty sure that was an umbrella.
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36221 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Dayum people. I didn`t go off on a tirade. I don`t need comforted. "there there gerry". It was just a picture. ... trolling really to stir up some dynamic here. Kinda like people who say "death to kittens" .

    I thought the kid was adorable.
  16. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Aww, that even made me smile!
  17. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    @CrakrJak - Wasn`t it usually the manual labor types, who worked in the mercury mines and the industrial workers who used it that usually got mercury poisoning? Lead poisoning was more common in higher class due to lead pipes and the best wine being brewed in lead vessels. Though that usually just has the symptom of death..
  18. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    Wow the FAL in Gerry`s picture is gorgeous. Long live the AK47 of the West.
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    Ruswut: Mercury, Aka Quicksilver, Was thought to have magical properties and was used as a `cure all` in Roman times.
  20. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    that`s so cool of the guard to play along. must`ve been the most fun thing he did at work that week.
  21. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    d`awww :)
    if my kids ever that cute im definitely gonna buy him a stereotypical rich boy lolly pop
  22. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    Gerry.. WahHaHa.. you always crack me up dude.

    Angilion.. You never do. Please lighten up, just a wee bit.
    (just saying so please don`t go off on a tirade on me)

    Crakrjak.. Didn`t he have tape worms also? (Caligula not Angilion)
  23. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    Now Worries Gerry, I own an FAL and the one in the pic is nice looking. Looks like it has seen a little use.

    I would take the kid with the cane a stomp his guts out. Then when he`s lying in some unnatural postion on the ground, hemmoraging and twitching with a confused look on his face as his eyes slowly glaze over... I will say, "It`s not so cool being a soldier now, is it??"
  24. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36221 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    O.O



  25. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    DISMANTLE THE INDUSTRIAL MILITARY COMPLEX! This is truly disgusting, nothing "awwww" about it!
  26. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    splurby, forget to take your meds today?
  27. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Nah... just taking some of the heat off Gerry :)
  28. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    Everything doesn`t always have to be serious all the time. He`s cute. And having a great time. So there. =P
  29. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    ummm...splur? crikey.
  30. Profile photo of SIlverwater
    SIlverwater Female 13-17
    15 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    ..This is so adorable. I just want to squeeze the little kiddo! d`awwww! -has a cute attack-
  31. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    uh splurby you`re at most 39, you`re too young to have seen ANY of Nazi Germany as a prisoner so no poo you haven`t seen as much as him
  32. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    "uh splurby you`re at most 39, you`re too young to have seen ANY of Nazi Germany as a prisoner so no poo you haven`t seen as much as him"

    LOL really? Please re-read what I wrote... read it carefully. Did I say that I have seen as much as him? Did I actually try to even remotely say I have been in the same wars? I am not even going to flame you man... I am simply not in the mood. Just go back and read it then get back to me if you must.
  33. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    When I was a young(er) chap shopping at the Commissary with my mom and dad (who was in the Army), they had parking spots for your carts next to the meat section. When we would park our cart there I would march back and forth, guarding the cart with my little "Hut! Two! Three! Four!". This video reminds me of me, fun times.
  34. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    Naww that is way too cute!
  35. Profile photo of Jammacan
    Jammacan Female 13-17
    155 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    That has got to be the cutest and most worrying thing I have seen all day.
  36. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    Angilion: I believe research in that area, Has determined that mercury poisoning likely drove him and many Romans mad.

    I can see how that could fit the facts, but how could any such research be done? It`s not like anyone can do an autopsy.

    Mercury and lead. Not a good combination.
  37. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    This is cute, and I bet the soldier thought that too
  38. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    Awwwww how cute until he blows off your kneecap and slices you open with his bayonet.
  39. Profile photo of MichiPenny
    MichiPenny Female 18-29
    51 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    Omigosh my cheeks actually hurt
  40. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    Totes adorbs.
  41. Profile photo of choonma
    choonma Male 18-29
    142 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    wow, that`s just amazingly cute. must share. :P
  42. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    Angilion: I do believe bones dated to Roman times, Found in the catacombs, Gave them plenty of data.

    But yeah, Mercury, Lead, Sodium Fluoride, and other poisons really shortened people`s lives back then.
  43. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 12:21 am
    I`m pretty certain this is sweden
  44. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:39 am
    stop copying me
  45. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 5:03 am
    waay to cute :P
  46. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 5:24 am
    this is too good, love it
  47. Profile photo of lumie
    lumie Female 18-29
    23 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 5:26 am
    Wow, that kid would be an awesome distraction if you want to attack a place or rob a bank.
  48. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 7:29 am
    i love how the big soldier was playin along with him, it was great
  49. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 7:55 am
    That was nice of the guard
  50. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:39 am
    LMFAOOOOO and he did his own thing :D
  51. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 10:50 am
    That was terrific. Boredom cured.
  52. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    Still cool!
  53. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    Endearing :3
  54. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    What we don`t realize is that he`s actually enlisted. :-(
  55. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    He`s actually a Canadian battlefield commander.
  56. Profile photo of Isafan
    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    wait... why doesn`t america show force like that?
  57. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 11:05 am
    "DISMANTLE THE INDUSTRIAL MILITARY COMPLEX! This is truly disgusting, nothing "awwww" about it!"

  58. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 11:07 am
    i-am-bored, supporting child soldiers since 2003.
  59. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    Gorgack wins the round, based on Judges decision of "Epic Gif". Huzzah!
  60. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 10:15 am
    the world is a magical place.

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