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56 Responses to Superman`s New Look

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Link: Superman`s New Look - So this is what superman would look like if he had the upbringing of Bert McCracken.
  2. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:07 am
    Oh God, not even Superman is safe from these stupid hipsters. Thing is, I don`t think they`ll read it, though. Hipsters probably find Superman too mainstream.
  3. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:10 am
    That`s just wrong. He looks more like a rapist than a superhero.
  4. Profile photo of mmurffs
    mmurffs Male 18-29
    46 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:13 am
    Faster than arterial wrist spray....It`s EMO MAN!
  5. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:18 am
    NO!!! NOT SUPERMAN!!!!
  6. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:21 am
    emo superman, well that should be fun...
    (for those slow on the intake, im implying the opposite of what I just said, as in it will not be fun.)
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:21 am
    Pedoman
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:28 am
    That`s Superman after a night of hangin` with Charlie Sheen.
  9. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:28 am
    That`s just not Superman...period. It`s just plain retarded...Wow, why does this bother me so much?
  10. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:50 am
    Lame on so many levels
  11. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:02 am
    nooooooooooooooo
  12. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:04 am
    And this is how Twilight ruined the world.
  13. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:20 am
    He fights for truth, justice, and chic new restaurants on the lower east side!
  14. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:23 am
    I, uh, erm... like it.
  15. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:24 am
    @DixxyRarr: Of course you like it, it`s designed specifically to make girls between 15 and 25 cream themselves, just like Twilight.

    Sorry, was that a bit crude?
  16. Profile photo of SlimPickins
    SlimPickins Male 18-29
    120 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:25 am
    but how will he cut himself when he feels sad? his kryptonian skin strengthened by our suns yellow rays is just too strong.... poor guy.
  17. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Gortrok: HA! That`s where you`re wrong. I`m 27. But um... the bit about "creaming"??? Yup. You nailed it.
  18. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:42 am
    stupid twilight, messing up everything *weeps softly in the corner*
  19. Profile photo of Ddude28
    Ddude28 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:43 am
    but how will he cut himself when he feels sad? his kryptonian skin strengthened by our suns yellow rays is just too strong.... poor guy.

    ________________________

    Best. Thing. Ever
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Wassup with the red evil eyes?
  21. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:59 am
    superman got emo
  22. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:01 am
    I don`t understand what the fuss is about. He doesn`t really look all that emo to me. He looks mad, rather than sad.
  23. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:06 am
    His costume underneath looks just the same.
  24. Profile photo of Selfluminous
    Selfluminous Male 18-29
    86 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:07 am
    This new look of Superman resembles various other DC or non DC characters that appeared since over 9000 years before Twilight hits the earth. The dude who wrote that article must be influenced by emo vampire more than the artists themselves. Sigh, too many things have been categorized as Twilight-related these days
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Terrible. You just can`t change an icon dramatically.

    You don`t put Santa on Slim Fast.
    You don`t shave Capt. Kirks head.
    You don`t cast John Wayne in a gay part.

    And you don`t...
    "tug on Superman`s Cape
    You don`t spit into the wind..."
  26. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:44 am
    wow first dante and now superman,
    WTF
  27. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:50 am
    He doesn`t look that bad, as long as they don`t change the costume, everything is OK with me
  28. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:51 am
    They need to stop reinventing the old characters.
  29. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:03 am
    This is Superman in the teenage years. I like it better then the old Christopher reeves look. I always thought he made superman look fruity.
  30. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:23 am
    I liked Superman when he was still in space. Now he`s just so mainstream.
  31. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:53 am
    First episode: Superman Gets Pinkeye
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:54 am
    Its ok, it makes superman look dark!
  33. Profile photo of maniacalg
    maniacalg Male 40-49
    92 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:54 am
    I read about this on the DC Comics web site. The new look is for the alternate universe issue(s). I think it`s called World One or something similar. The look is based off of the Smallville tv series.
  34. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:55 am
    That doesn`t look hipster. It almost looks thuggish, if anything.
  35. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Doesn`t matter how he looks. Its still superman.
  36. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    first batman gets killed by his own father now this.
  37. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    sexy.
  38. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Meh, it could be worse, he could be sporting an ironic mustache and fugly clothes. This kind of hipster is sexy, the other kind is NOT.
  39. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    reminds me of the Dante makeover from DMC
  40. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    Oh, so now, the hoodie will take the place of the glasses as completely befuddling Lois Lane.

    Sure, why not?
  41. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    I must admit, before today, I had never heard of Bert McCracken.

    Is he related to Phil McCracken?
  42. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    harrybalszak, me either, i just asked a friend of mine sitting next to me for a famous emo. she told me bert mccracken was the lead singer of "the used" and i was sold.
  43. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    Cobra, damnit, I submitted this when it was first on Yahoo. Now we`re enemies you and I. >=|
  44. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Also, he looks like a whiny douchebag now. Like Peter Parker in Spiderman 3.
  45. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    ani187, im sorry. this happens from time to time, but please dont hate me. stare at the kitty to feel better.

  46. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    KITTEH!! *is successfully distracted*
  47. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    Supe`s got cleavage. Not good.
  48. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    hehehehehahahaha ahahahaha ha.
    the old super man looks better, more nerdy and manly at the same time.
  49. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 12:27 am
    I used to have a family on the Sims called the Mccracken family...
    There was
    Crack McCracken
    Cracker McCracken
    Crackitycrackcrack McCracken
    annnd MoreCrackthenHarlem McCracken .__.

    I loved them- they were all blood related but they were Asian-Black-White and a Latina I think
  50. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 2:33 am
    Kinda hard for that to happen seeing how he`s kinda..dead.
  51. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 5:19 am
    I love it except for the boobs. What`s up with that?
    Btw- Bert gave me a hug and autograph at Wal- Mart; made my year. :)
  52. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    They had to reshoot a lot of footage of Superman I because Christopher Reeve`s um ... luggage ... was shifting from one side of the plane to the next in each scene and it caused a continuity problem.
  53. Profile photo of Gigaman
    Gigaman Male 18-29
    161 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    new outfit looks like Alex Mercer from Prototype
  54. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 8:26 am
    It`s JMS doing this, there`s no way it`s going to be bad unless he has a massive reversal of form.
  55. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    I bet he still wears his underpants over his pants
  56. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    Dante is pissed

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