Superman`s New Look

Submitted by: cobrakiller 6 years ago in
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/crush/superman-gets-a-hipster-makeover/488

So this is what superman would look like if he had the upbringing of Bert McCracken.
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Male 5,413
Dante is pissed
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Male 3,076
I bet he still wears his underpants over his pants
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Male 2,861
It`s JMS doing this, there`s no way it`s going to be bad unless he has a massive reversal of form.
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Male 161
new outfit looks like Alex Mercer from Prototype
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Male 256
They had to reshoot a lot of footage of Superman I because Christopher Reeve`s um ... luggage ... was shifting from one side of the plane to the next in each scene and it caused a continuity problem.
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Female 494
I love it except for the boobs. What`s up with that?
Btw- Bert gave me a hug and autograph at Wal- Mart; made my year. :)
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Male 554
Kinda hard for that to happen seeing how he`s kinda..dead.
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Female 3,696
I used to have a family on the Sims called the Mccracken family...
There was
Crack McCracken
Cracker McCracken
Crackitycrackcrack McCracken
annnd MoreCrackthenHarlem McCracken .__.

I loved them- they were all blood related but they were Asian-Black-White and a Latina I think
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Female 1,356
hehehehehahahaha ahahahaha ha.
the old super man looks better, more nerdy and manly at the same time.
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Female 1,236
Supe`s got cleavage. Not good.
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Female 4,447
KITTEH!! *is successfully distracted*
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Male 7,812
ani187, im sorry. this happens from time to time, but please dont hate me. stare at the kitty to feel better.

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Female 4,447
Also, he looks like a whiny douchebag now. Like Peter Parker in Spiderman 3.
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Female 4,447
Cobra, damnit, I submitted this when it was first on Yahoo. Now we`re enemies you and I. >=|
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Male 7,812
harrybalszak, me either, i just asked a friend of mine sitting next to me for a famous emo. she told me bert mccracken was the lead singer of "the used" and i was sold.
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Male 1,590
I must admit, before today, I had never heard of Bert McCracken.

Is he related to Phil McCracken?
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Male 527
Oh, so now, the hoodie will take the place of the glasses as completely befuddling Lois Lane.

Sure, why not?
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Male 421
reminds me of the Dante makeover from DMC
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Female 200
Meh, it could be worse, he could be sporting an ironic mustache and fugly clothes. This kind of hipster is sexy, the other kind is NOT.
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Male 328
sexy.
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Female 2,927
first batman gets killed by his own father now this.
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Male 6,694
Doesn`t matter how he looks. Its still superman.
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Female 535
That doesn`t look hipster. It almost looks thuggish, if anything.
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Male 92
I read about this on the DC Comics web site. The new look is for the alternate universe issue(s). I think it`s called World One or something similar. The look is based off of the Smallville tv series.
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Male 25,417
Its ok, it makes superman look dark!
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Male 15,832
First episode: Superman Gets Pinkeye
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Female 2,120
I liked Superman when he was still in space. Now he`s just so mainstream.
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Male 587
This is Superman in the teenage years. I like it better then the old Christopher reeves look. I always thought he made superman look fruity.
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Female 1,593
They need to stop reinventing the old characters.
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Female 1,623
He doesn`t look that bad, as long as they don`t change the costume, everything is OK with me
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Female 1,190
wow first dante and now superman,
WTF
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Male 39,547
Terrible. You just can`t change an icon dramatically.

You don`t put Santa on Slim Fast.
You don`t shave Capt. Kirks head.
You don`t cast John Wayne in a gay part.

And you don`t...
"tug on Superman`s Cape
You don`t spit into the wind..."
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Male 86
This new look of Superman resembles various other DC or non DC characters that appeared since over 9000 years before Twilight hits the earth. The dude who wrote that article must be influenced by emo vampire more than the artists themselves. Sigh, too many things have been categorized as Twilight-related these days
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Male 787
His costume underneath looks just the same.
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Male 533
I don`t understand what the fuss is about. He doesn`t really look all that emo to me. He looks mad, rather than sad.
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Female 293
superman got emo
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Male 15,510
Wassup with the red evil eyes?
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Male 139
but how will he cut himself when he feels sad? his kryptonian skin strengthened by our suns yellow rays is just too strong.... poor guy.

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Best. Thing. Ever
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Male 521
stupid twilight, messing up everything *weeps softly in the corner*
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Female 2,674
Gortrok: HA! That`s where you`re wrong. I`m 27. But um... the bit about "creaming"??? Yup. You nailed it.
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Male 120
but how will he cut himself when he feels sad? his kryptonian skin strengthened by our suns yellow rays is just too strong.... poor guy.
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Male 772
@DixxyRarr: Of course you like it, it`s designed specifically to make girls between 15 and 25 cream themselves, just like Twilight.

Sorry, was that a bit crude?
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Female 2,674
I, uh, erm... like it.
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Male 496
He fights for truth, justice, and chic new restaurants on the lower east side!
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Male 246
And this is how Twilight ruined the world.
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Female 3,574
nooooooooooooooo
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Male 734
Lame on so many levels
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Male 321
That`s just not Superman...period. It`s just plain retarded...Wow, why does this bother me so much?
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Male 39,547
That`s Superman after a night of hangin` with Charlie Sheen.
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Female 3,001
emo superman, well that should be fun...
(for those slow on the intake, im implying the opposite of what I just said, as in it will not be fun.)
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Male 5,314
NO!!! NOT SUPERMAN!!!!
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Male 46
Faster than arterial wrist spray....It`s EMO MAN!
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Male 1,116
That`s just wrong. He looks more like a rapist than a superhero.
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Male 725
Oh God, not even Superman is safe from these stupid hipsters. Thing is, I don`t think they`ll read it, though. Hipsters probably find Superman too mainstream.
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Male 7,812
Link: Superman`s New Look [Rate Link] - So this is what superman would look like if he had the upbringing of Bert McCracken.
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