Steve Jobs Is Not A Size Queen [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

But he does have a problem with sharing a little too much information from time to time.
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Female 259
gigity.
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Male 1,834
lolz
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Male 521
@Angillion

Amen!
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Male 12,365
You have to admire Apple, which basically means Jobs.

They sell stuff with at least a 50% markup solely for the name and talk people into buying it over stuff that`s at least as good at half to two-thirds of the price. People pay a lot of money for `i`. That`s it. They`re buying a marketing gimmick. It would be impressive if Apple made any profit at all, but they make more profit than IBM!

Apple - adequate products, brilliant marketing. Jobs is a genius at business.

Sure, ipad sales might be less than he likes, but he`s selling a barely mediocre tablet PC that`s the wrong size and has much of the key functionality removed and he`s charging a ridiculous price for it...and he`s still selling enough of them to make more piles of cash.
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Male 188
steve is spooky... comes off like a cracky aids patient with a bad HMO and no spare clothes

my god man. cheeer up you have money and well you have money
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Male 6,693
I wish he would change clothes.
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Male 2,229
RIM = Research In Motion

And They`ve came out with a tablet as well, just not as big as the iPad (which is nothing but a glorified iTouch)
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Male 341
Rim Job
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Male 1,129
i dont get it
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Male 5,189
Ahahahaha.
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Male 12
Just wait for the iMe. Then we`ll all be happy with seven inches.
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Male 255
@davidstone: There are rules?? (hums "I fought the law..
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Male 92
@Swisskid10
There are rules. One of these is that if you open a parenthetical expression, you have to close it. Also, Steve Jobs knows his crap. Some of the stuff he`s created has changed how everything works now. Where was the market for touchscreen phones before the iPhone? Apple also created what was the thinnest laptop. This isn`t some guy just saying that 7 inches is too small just to insult them. He`s saying that 7 inches is too small because 7 inches is too small. It is.
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Male 92
"i`m waiting for the day they come out with the ifloor"

I`m not going to blow my money on that. I`ll wait for the iEarth. Go big or go home, Jobs.
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Male 103
Did noone read my post? The point is Jobs is criticising seven inch tablets saying they would be `too small` and that they would never beat the iPad the guy is nowhere near a tech genius, he just overprices his thing.
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Male 720
"im assuming that the joke is that it says " seven inches is enough``, and the words ``rim`` and ``job`` are awfully close."

No, the joke is you.
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Male 55
i`m waiting for the day they come out with the ifloor
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Male 2,893
RimJobs lol.
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Male 76
im assuming that the joke is that it says `` seven inches is enough``, and the words ``rim`` and ``job`` are awfully close.
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Male 712
I was gonna ask but I see duffytoler has already picked up on it.

Nice pointing that out, btw
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Male 2,159
After years of joking following Mini, Nano and Shuffle, they thought we`d never do it, but we did. Presenting the iPod Massive*. Only £Too.Many

*Known in some areas as the iPad.
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Male 5,194
RIM Jobs
POS
"Seven inches is enough"

This page is a comedy goldmine.
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Male 141
Anyone else notice that the icons spell POS (Piece of poo)?
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 3,915
ipads...because the iphone/touch wasn`t noticeable enough...
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Male 39,915
low iPad sales is due to the cost. no other reason.
The product is GREAT! I love mine. But I didn`t have to pay cash for it. It was a gift.
My iPad only cost me a blow job.


well worth it I might add.
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Male 26
You are correct madest, any company that can get away with selling adequate equipment for twice the price as the next guy is doing something right.
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Female 2,674
"He`s right you know... iPad is too big."

I think so too. Don`t get me wrong, I love my iPad, but I do find it a tad awkward. Not as awkward as a rim job though...
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Male 2,441
exactly madest
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Male 103
@ Madest
Dude he`s doing f` all, the article is about Jobs complaining about Android seven inch tablets with android made by Samsung, which Jobs claims are `too small` and clearly run on an inferior system (once again showing that the man is scared of android, because no man spends that much energy bad-mouthing something if they aren`t secretly scared of it being serious competition.
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Male 303
=D
CoD: WaW ZOMBIES
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Male 15,832
"Seven RIM Jobs is enough." Now THAT would be news!
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Male 7,378
He`s right you know... iPad is too big. iPod touch is too small. Dude is a tech design genius that sets the direction of an entire industry. You build it Steve, they will come.
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Male 113
RIM and Jobs make quite the combination
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Male 121
Hmmmm, now why did they put the words `RIM` and ` Jobs` so close together?
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Male 20,911
Link: Steve Jobs Is Not A Size Queen [Pic] [Rate Link] - But he does have a problem with sharing a little too much information from time to time.
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