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Date: 10/21/10 11:30 AM

36 Responses to Steve Jobs Is Not A Size Queen [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 11:43 am
    Link: Steve Jobs Is Not A Size Queen - But he does have a problem with sharing a little too much information from time to time.
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    Ktipr Male 18-29
    121 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Hmmmm, now why did they put the words `RIM` and ` Jobs` so close together?
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    McMatthewL Male 13-17
    113 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    RIM and Jobs make quite the combination
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    He`s right you know... iPad is too big. iPod touch is too small. Dude is a tech design genius that sets the direction of an entire industry. You build it Steve, they will come.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    "Seven RIM Jobs is enough." Now THAT would be news!
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    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    =D
    CoD: WaW ZOMBIES
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    Swisskid10 Male 13-17
    103 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    @ Madest
    Dude he`s doing f` all, the article is about Jobs complaining about Android seven inch tablets with android made by Samsung, which Jobs claims are `too small` and clearly run on an inferior system (once again showing that the man is scared of android, because no man spends that much energy bad-mouthing something if they aren`t secretly scared of it being serious competition.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    exactly madest
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    "He`s right you know... iPad is too big."

    I think so too. Don`t get me wrong, I love my iPad, but I do find it a tad awkward. Not as awkward as a rim job though...
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    Zynx Male 18-29
    26 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    You are correct madest, any company that can get away with selling adequate equipment for twice the price as the next guy is doing something right.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    low iPad sales is due to the cost. no other reason.
    The product is GREAT! I love mine. But I didn`t have to pay cash for it. It was a gift.
    My iPad only cost me a blow job.


    well worth it I might add.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    ipads...because the iphone/touch wasn`t noticeable enough...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    lolz
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    neojester12 Male 18-29
    141 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Anyone else notice that the icons spell POS (Piece of poo)?
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    RIM Jobs
    POS
    "Seven inches is enough"

    This page is a comedy goldmine.
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    After years of joking following Mini, Nano and Shuffle, they thought we`d never do it, but we did. Presenting the iPod Massive*. Only £Too.Many

    *Known in some areas as the iPad.
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    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    I was gonna ask but I see duffytoler has already picked up on it.

    Nice pointing that out, btw
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    nicsaweiner Male 18-29
    76 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    im assuming that the joke is that it says `` seven inches is enough``, and the words ``rim`` and ``job`` are awfully close.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    RimJobs lol.
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    xxsmudgexx41 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    i`m waiting for the day they come out with the ifloor
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    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    "im assuming that the joke is that it says " seven inches is enough``, and the words ``rim`` and ``job`` are awfully close."

    No, the joke is you.
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    Swisskid10 Male 13-17
    103 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    Did noone read my post? The point is Jobs is criticising seven inch tablets saying they would be `too small` and that they would never beat the iPad the guy is nowhere near a tech genius, he just overprices his thing.
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    davidstone Male 18-29
    92 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    "i`m waiting for the day they come out with the ifloor"

    I`m not going to blow my money on that. I`ll wait for the iEarth. Go big or go home, Jobs.
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    davidstone Male 18-29
    92 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    @Swisskid10
    There are rules. One of these is that if you open a parenthetical expression, you have to close it. Also, Steve Jobs knows his crap. Some of the stuff he`s created has changed how everything works now. Where was the market for touchscreen phones before the iPhone? Apple also created what was the thinnest laptop. This isn`t some guy just saying that 7 inches is too small just to insult them. He`s saying that 7 inches is too small because 7 inches is too small. It is.
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    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 11:59 pm
    @davidstone: There are rules?? (hums "I fought the law..
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    exilator Male 30-39
    12 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:07 am
    Just wait for the iMe. Then we`ll all be happy with seven inches.
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:55 am
    i dont get it
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    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 5:05 am
    Rim Job
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 8:29 am
    RIM = Research In Motion

    And They`ve came out with a tablet as well, just not as big as the iPad (which is nothing but a glorified iTouch)
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 8:31 am
    I wish he would change clothes.
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    Shadowkin Male 40-49
    188 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    steve is spooky... comes off like a cracky aids patient with a bad HMO and no spare clothes

    my god man. cheeer up you have money and well you have money
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    You have to admire Apple, which basically means Jobs.

    They sell stuff with at least a 50% markup solely for the name and talk people into buying it over stuff that`s at least as good at half to two-thirds of the price. People pay a lot of money for `i`. That`s it. They`re buying a marketing gimmick. It would be impressive if Apple made any profit at all, but they make more profit than IBM!

    Apple - adequate products, brilliant marketing. Jobs is a genius at business.

    Sure, ipad sales might be less than he likes, but he`s selling a barely mediocre tablet PC that`s the wrong size and has much of the key functionality removed and he`s charging a ridiculous price for it...and he`s still selling enough of them to make more piles of cash.
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    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    @Angillion

    Amen!
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 10:52 am
    lolz
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    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    gigity.

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