Retelling Of The Most Racist Fieldtrip Ever

Submitted by: Nidonemo 6 years ago Funny

A frat boy recalls a field trip from his youth.
There are 77 comments:
Female 198
i actually laughed out loud. wow so funny. he should for sure be a stand up comedian hah
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Male 11
K someone needs to get rid of Lincc30 because im really really sick of seeing the ads. No report button? bs...
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Male 3,915
"you jive-ass muthaf*ckas..."

holy damn....sh*t got real!
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Female 83
Niglets??? ROFL. This guy should be a serious stand-up comedian.
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Male 670
hi-larious!
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Female 2,674
"We were singing songs and sh*t!" So funny.
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Female 1,380
@VAJENGA if you can`t tell, there`s a bunch of white people on here laughing at this....it was a funny story...
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Male 577
I went on a similar field trip when I was a kid. I think it`s a common field trip in the South. I do kinda remember them trying to lay a little white guilt on us after we finished picking cotton...
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Male 1,193
hes funny but ppl need to not get offended by every little thing
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Male 532
Some of the comment`s seem so transparent at hiding the white guilt we`ve been raised with. Stop trying to prove to everybody that you`re one of the "good white people" we`re not buying it. We get it, he`s black, he`s funny. You don`t have to feel guilty about laughing at this.
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Male 621
Lmao, he`s funny. And it does sound pretty racist haha.
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Female 31
I have to agree with starczar, this guy knows how to tell a story, this dude is funny.
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Male 37,914
"nigletts" made me laugh
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Male 53
now that made me laugh... great.
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Male 50
This guy is BRILLIANT! Man that could be a GREAT stand up routine! Not just the story, but the way he delivers it is awesome.
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Male 759
Amazing story! That could have been one lame story if told improperly. Give this guy a mic, a stage, and an audience!
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Male 15,832
It was definitely worth being insulted and degraded so he could have that story to tell.
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Male 37,914
awesome WIN
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Male 28
That was so funny. He is a great storyteller.
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Female 5
bahahaha! hilarious. i like this guy.
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Male 661
That was awesome.
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Male 36,558
He IS a gifted storyteller!
And if his story is even 50% true (which I beleive it IS) then this is some funny sh*t right here!
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Male 1,021
He`s good at telling a story. That makes it even better.
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Male 1,587
FUNNIEST poo EVER. I love how candid he is too.
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Male 988
WIN
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Male 4,290
This is one of the rare times where I can actually legitimately write lol, because I actually did.
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Female 47
Funniest thing ever posted on IAB.
I think I just peed my pants.
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Female 612
I guess it would be a good way for kids to understand slavery, if a bit un-PC, but they should at least give them the cotton back, or better yet, process it into something for the class. And don`t just do it with the black kids.
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Female 73
"we were singin` songs n sh*t." haha best part
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Male 2,593
That`s funny as hell
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Male 25,416
meh...
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Male 17,512
Those dried up cotton pods can be sharp as hell too. My science teacher brought a bunch of dried up brown cotton plants and we (mostly white kids) picked cotton out of those pods. I thought it was awful and couldn`t imagine doing that all day long.

But we got to keep the raw cotton :-)
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Male 5,194
>>And I absolutely lost it at the word "NIGGLETS"

I tried not to laugh at this, I swear. I nearly asphyxiated and died trying to not laugh.
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Male 272
He could be the next "cotton pickin` president of the U.S.A."
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Male 2,402
Should have sued for child labor and asked for back wages just for spite.
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Male 18
@ desertbrett
You mean it was waaaayyyy too funny to be a Chris Rock routine.
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Male 1
That was funny enough to be a Chris Rock routine.
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Male 5,194
The white guy`s in serious pain.
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Female 535
Oh, the South.
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Male 310
That`s drating hilarious
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Male 4,680
I laughed so hard I think I coughed up one of my internal organs.

Seriously. Someone else explain how a warm pancreas suddenly appeared on my desk.
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Female 1,380
i-a-b you should make it so that if you post this link on your facebook, the video is like embeded instead of making us post it straight from youtube.
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Female 1,380
*adds to facebook*
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Female 836
I love his mom`s reaction!
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Female 3,598
wow that was funny as shiz.. hahaha
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Female 3,001
wow, this was funny and this was unbelievable! i love how some IAB users are trying to defend the field trip, just don`t bother.
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Male 493
That is fantastic; he should get a career in stand up.

And I absolutely lost it at the word "NIGGLETS"
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Female 798
"Were they all black kids? We don`t know."

uh...he said in the video it was him and 20 other "niglets" and last time I checked that was slang for black kids
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Male 2,440
I can`t stop laughing. xD
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Male 10,339
"Taking a bunch of black children out to a cotton field to sing songs and pick as much cotton as they want for a plantation and getting nothing in return?"

Were they all black kids? We don`t know.

Were they (or his mom) alive during slavery? Nope.

Was it probably a history field trip? Yep.

I think it`s anti-racist that they allowed the black kids to participate.
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Male 3,057
@ Nido: This has to be one of the funniest things ever posted on IAB. Nice find!
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Male 7,586
my roommate on the other side of our apartment came running in because i was laughing so hard. ow, my jaw.
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Male 15,510
Lmao funny story, I wonder if it was true :-)
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Male 226
Oh jeez, my face drating hurts now. That`s funny as hell. WRONG as hell, but funny as hell nonetheless.
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Male 9
My face hurts from laughing, "okay everyone turn your bags in" hahahahaha
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Male 1,311
So that was the lil` bastard that was pinching off mah cotton crops! I knew one day I`d find the little thief!
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Female 1,236
So wrong & yet so funny as he tells it. Love the mom`s reaction!
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Male 294
If hilarious is the word for the funniest stuff you`ve EVER heard, than I would describe this video as hilarious!!!
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Female 347
It`s nice to see he has a sense of humor about the whole thing now. You can`t really do anything but laugh about it... and it was funny.
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Male 498
funny poo
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Male 1,931
We were singing songs, and poo!

Horribly racist, but still his telling was fantastically funny.
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Male 168
auburnjunky "I do fail to see how this is racist though."

Seriously?!?

Taking a bunch of black children out to a cotton field to sing songs and pick as much cotton as they want for a plantation and getting nothing in return?

Doesn`t remind of anything in particular?
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Male 2,441
Hahah that was great
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Male 606
they took us Native Americans went to a camp reserved for NDN`s for the whole summer and just when we got comfortable they stripped us away..lmao!
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Male 417
I am crying so hard from laughing. I need to hang out with this dude.
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Female 798
This was, by far, the funniest thing I`ve seen all month, possibly all year!
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Male 10,339
What an awesome dude....

I do fail to see how this is racist though.

I can however see how it can be construed as racist by some uber-touchy-feely people.
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Male 1,834
well they took us mexicans to a tortilla factory but we did take a pack home.
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Male 2,085
If that is the most racist thing he ever endured, I`d say we have come pretty far.
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Male 183
i want to hang out with that dude...he cracks me up!
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Female 1,190
haha that was hilarious :D that guy really is a great story teller

but i REALLY hate bama :P
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Female 4,039
I was mesmerized by his muppet tongue.
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Male 1,240
@ghettoNinja: That was what I was thinking. Also, the story was funny.
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Male 594
L to the O to the L.
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Male 161
hahaha he said niglets
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Male 886
He is a good storyteller:D

Charismatic:P
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Male 9,306
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