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Date: 10/29/10 03:00 PM

70 Responses to Redneck Grandpa Carves His Pumpkin With Gun

  1. Profile photo of crackyhoss
    crackyhoss Male 18-29
    254 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Link: Redneck Grandpa Carves His Pumpkin With Gun - Guns don`t kill pumpkins, crazy grandpas do.
  2. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    No, the shotgun wielding redneck in a rocking chair on the front porch is enough to scare me away.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    "Hopefully this guy will help me scare away all the annoying little kids"

    Then WTF are you doing carving a pumpking Jeb. Maybe we can lock your sister away to scare away the annoying redneck.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    looks like more fun than the traditional way
  5. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
    226 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Heh, is it wrong that I actually like this guy?
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Aww This doesn`t make him red-neck.. Kinda neat! I wouldn`t mind if he was on my Zombie-Killing team.
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    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    That looks like fun!
  8. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    Lolz! Yay for crazy guys with guns!
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    JuggaloReign Male 18-29
    55 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    it would be more impressive if he wasnt at point blank range...imo....
  10. Profile photo of harley357
    harley357 Male 18-29
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    October 29, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    awesome, but with a higher caliber than a 9 he could have used less bullets...
  11. Profile photo of Neyro
    Neyro Male 18-29
    148 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    Actually I think he used a .40 S&W glock.

    I lol`d at the stereotyping the description did though. Dude was a professional competition shooter for many years and I think he used to be a Sheriff as well.

    But as we all know guns = crazy redneck -_-
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    October 29, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Its the American way!
  13. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    MURKANS WITH THEIR GUNS LOL
  14. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    @ Canadians and Eurotrash
    Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who didn`t.
    Suck on my Sig Sauer.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    @mykunter

    what are you on? what you wrote makes no sense to me...
  16. Profile photo of GeniusSolar
    GeniusSolar Male 13-17
    158 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    With guns. POW!
  17. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    too true ggolbez
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    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    I love Hickok45!! He is the reason I bought my Glock 23 over all other guns :)
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    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    Sounds like an expensive way to carve a pumpkin.
  20. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Good shot.
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    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    @ruthless1990

    Those that give up weapons in the name of peace are at the mercy of those that didn`t. It`s uh...pretty obvious.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    @mykunter
    wow you`re still using swords?
    those who beat swords into plowshares learned how to make guns...

    and who the hell are the people that you`re trying to troll?
  23. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    Nice shootin`
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    Lauryn Female 18-29
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    October 29, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    harley357
    Male, 18-29, Southern US
    8 Posts Friday, October 29, 2010 3:38:18 PM
    awesome, but with a higher caliber than a 9 he could have used less bullets...

    Ok so im the first to admit i know nothing about guns... but if he had used a higher caliber he probably would have shattered the pumpkin.
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    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    @Lauryn, that`s what lighter loads are for.
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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    he should`ve done it in front of the trick or treaters
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    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    great shooting gramps!
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    projectwind Male 18-29
    11 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    Hickock45 rocks!
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    okami23 Female 13-17
    94 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    i would say this is a waste of ammo, but i just remembered this isn`t dead space and you aren`t in constant need of it
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    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    i always carve punkins this way
  31. Profile photo of shiftyplus1
    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    I`ve watched his videos before. Guy`s a hell of a shot with a pistol.
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    Nice shooting, sh*tty carving
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 29, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    about those spammers that get caught, banned, then re-up again with a differant name.... does anyone ever follow those stupid links? Who actually gets a job as a "Spammer"?
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    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    That was sweet.
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    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1255 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    Oh Hicock45, you dog you...
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    Who actually gets a job as a "Spammer"?
    Oh, dude, you`d be surprised. It`s several notches below "Burger-flipper", but they make a buck or two. Literally, a buck. Or two. And they rape our lives in the process.

    I`m all for helping the poor and all, but spammers aren`t poor (they have internet access, fo a start). Personally, I wouldn`t piss on them if they were on fire. I won`t tell you what I do with their registered IP addresses... Suffice to say, it`s nasty.

    Let`s just say, they picked the wrong site. Bitches.
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    aribowman Male 13-17
    64 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    When I`m his age i`m going to do that EVERY SINGLE YEAR
  38. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    and if that doesn`t scare them away then the bodies of the first 3 children stupid enough to get near will!
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    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    "Ok so im the first to admit i know nothing about guns... but if he had used a higher caliber he probably would have shattered the pumpkin."

    bullets pierce, and a pumpkin is more likely to simply give way where it is hit rather then absorb the hit with the whole thing and fall apart. (if the blow is strong enough)

    pumpkins shatter when they fall on the ground only because every part of them hits it, but if you impale the pumpkin most of it remains intact.
  40. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 12:21 am
    I want to see the back.
  41. Profile photo of panamex312
    panamex312 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 12:51 am
    what a badass
  42. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:35 am
    lame
  43. Profile photo of martinikene
    martinikene Male 18-29
    306 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 2:41 am
    Why the hell do americans need to have guns at home?

    To carve pumpkins...
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:15 am
    That is one hagard looking pumpkin.
  45. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 5:14 am
    "Those that give up weapons in the name of peace are at the mercy of those that didn`t"

    and yet there`s almost no gun crime in Britain, how strange...
  46. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 5:23 am
    actually this guy seems pretty badass :)
  47. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 5:48 am
    "and yet there`s almost no gun crime in Britain, how strange..."

    thats because the army and police didn`t give up their guns and instead of drating you over use them to protect you.

    if everyone actually gave up guns then whoever picks them up again rules everything, you dont agree with them? ok, bullet to the brain it is.

    "thats unfair and unjust!" boo hoo, bullet to the motherdrating brain. not a single drat is given.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 5:48 am
    looks like hes having fun with what he does and not hurting anybody. also if you watch his vids, he handles all his guns responsibly. try arguing about banning idiots instead of guns, idiots are dangerous with prettymuch anything from a car to nothing but their own body.
  49. Profile photo of Neyro
    Neyro Male 18-29
    148 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 6:08 am
    "Those that give up weapons in the name of peace are at the mercy of those that didn`t"

    and yet there`s almost no gun crime in Britain, how strange..."


    You must not read very many papers, or watch the news.
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    fizzie Male 40-49
    25 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 6:16 am
    Nice shooting but an expensive way to carve. Ammo is not cheap even with reloading but would be a fun way to spend an afternoon!!
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    SunThunder Male 18-29
    97 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 6:57 am
    Something tells me no one will TP or egg his house.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
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    October 30, 2010 at 7:58 am
    Would`ve been impressed if he would`ve carved it with a katana or ninja stars.
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:06 am
    It just looks like shoddy knife work to anyone who doesn`t know he loves guns.
    If he had done it with a chainsaw!
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    harley357 Male 18-29
    30 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:53 am
    Lauryn
    Ok so im the first to admit i know nothing about guns... but if he had used a higher caliber he probably would have shattered the pumpkin.

    Not in the front, only in the back. You can see when he lights it the exit "wounds". If he cut out the back first, shot the pattern in the front and then replaced the back, a higher caliber would be no problem
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    harley357 Male 18-29
    30 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:57 am
    @Neyro
    9, 40 s&w, not much difference in the entry hole, only the exit. I have a 40, would not own a 9 or a glock for that matter, I am no perveyor of plastic pistols
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    kula35 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:05 am
    End`s the best part
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    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
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    October 30, 2010 at 9:10 am
    His grouping (despite the short distance) is impressive.
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    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:11 am
    i really wonder what the use of a gun is
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    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:32 am
    OMG! Is it sad that my first thought was "nice grouping" and my second was "Most expensive way to `carve` a pumpkin"
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 10:04 am
    CrzyWhtGrl .....I just thought the exact same thing !!!!
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    October 30, 2010 at 11:03 am
    thats because the army and police didn`t give up their guns and instead of drating you over use them to protect you.
    Our police do not carry guns as a matter of course, and our army is not used for crime prevention.

    If our government were to try to seize power using our army, well, that`s what NATO is for.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 30, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Redneck pumpkin carving!
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    Dorkette86 Female 18-29
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    October 30, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    ruthless1990 i`m with neyro.. what news have YOU been seeing? granted our gun crime is probably not on the same scale as America because it may be easier to get hold of guns there but to say there`s `almost no` is a bit optimistic.. besides, there`s plenty of knife crime to make up for it.
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    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    @harley357- I don`t think a larger caliber would do much more than make a bigger hole. The exit wounds from gunshots are big because they either spread out (like a 9mm hollow point) or just drag everything with them (a .50 cal, for example). A pumpkin doesn`t have enough mass to really do anything to a bullet. Obviously, a huge bullet would destroy it, but that`s just the nature of the bullet. Use a .50 or something and it`ll take a good part of it away, if not all!
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Get er done
  66. Profile photo of singr
    singr Female 40-49
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    October 30, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    That pumpkin looks like Creepy Banjo Kid from "Deliverance"
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    wendy256 Female 30-39
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    October 31, 2010 at 7:10 am
    I would love to have a grandpa like that!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    November 1, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    @almightybob1
    You`re placing entirely too much faith in NATO to accomplish something. Besides what if the problem is from the ones you put your trust in?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    November 1, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto - “You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass.”
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    December 15, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    Haha nice. Shoot it!

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