Redneck Grandpa Carves His Pumpkin With Gun

Submitted by: crackyhoss 6 years ago in Funny

Guns don"t kill pumpkins, crazy grandpas do.
There are 69 comments:
Male 5,413
Haha nice. Shoot it!
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Male 14,331
Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto - “You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass.”
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Male 14,331
@almightybob1
You`re placing entirely too much faith in NATO to accomplish something. Besides what if the problem is from the ones you put your trust in?
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Female 11
I would love to have a grandpa like that!
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Female 22
That pumpkin looks like Creepy Banjo Kid from "Deliverance"
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Male 1,918
Get er done
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Male 117
@harley357- I don`t think a larger caliber would do much more than make a bigger hole. The exit wounds from gunshots are big because they either spread out (like a 9mm hollow point) or just drag everything with them (a .50 cal, for example). A pumpkin doesn`t have enough mass to really do anything to a bullet. Obviously, a huge bullet would destroy it, but that`s just the nature of the bullet. Use a .50 or something and it`ll take a good part of it away, if not all!
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Female 58
ruthless1990 i`m with neyro.. what news have YOU been seeing? granted our gun crime is probably not on the same scale as America because it may be easier to get hold of guns there but to say there`s `almost no` is a bit optimistic.. besides, there`s plenty of knife crime to make up for it.
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Male 25,417
Redneck pumpkin carving!
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Male 4,290
[quote]thats because the army and police didn`t give up their guns and instead of drating you over use them to protect you.[/quote]
Our police do not carry guns as a matter of course, and our army is not used for crime prevention.

If our government were to try to seize power using our army, well, that`s what NATO is for.
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Male 1,016
CrzyWhtGrl .....I just thought the exact same thing !!!!
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Female 255
OMG! Is it sad that my first thought was "nice grouping" and my second was "Most expensive way to `carve` a pumpkin"
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Female 246
i really wonder what the use of a gun is
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Male 257
His grouping (despite the short distance) is impressive.
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Male 159
End`s the best part
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Male 30
@Neyro
9, 40 s&w, not much difference in the entry hole, only the exit. I have a 40, would not own a 9 or a glock for that matter, I am no perveyor of plastic pistols
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Male 30
Lauryn
Ok so im the first to admit i know nothing about guns... but if he had used a higher caliber he probably would have shattered the pumpkin.

Not in the front, only in the back. You can see when he lights it the exit "wounds". If he cut out the back first, shot the pattern in the front and then replaced the back, a higher caliber would be no problem
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Male 1,067
It just looks like shoddy knife work to anyone who doesn`t know he loves guns.
If he had done it with a chainsaw!
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Female 1,743
Would`ve been impressed if he would`ve carved it with a katana or ninja stars.
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Male 97
Something tells me no one will TP or egg his house.
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Male 25
Nice shooting but an expensive way to carve. Ammo is not cheap even with reloading but would be a fun way to spend an afternoon!!
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Male 148
"Those that give up weapons in the name of peace are at the mercy of those that didn`t"

and yet there`s almost no gun crime in Britain, how strange..."


You must not read very many papers, or watch the news.
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Male 2,160
looks like hes having fun with what he does and not hurting anybody. also if you watch his vids, he handles all his guns responsibly. try arguing about banning idiots instead of guns, idiots are dangerous with prettymuch anything from a car to nothing but their own body.
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Male 351
"and yet there`s almost no gun crime in Britain, how strange..."

thats because the army and police didn`t give up their guns and instead of drating you over use them to protect you.

if everyone actually gave up guns then whoever picks them up again rules everything, you dont agree with them? ok, bullet to the brain it is.

"thats unfair and unjust!" boo hoo, bullet to the motherdrating brain. not a single drat is given.
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Female 1,798
actually this guy seems pretty badass :)
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Female 3,001
"Those that give up weapons in the name of peace are at the mercy of those that didn`t"

and yet there`s almost no gun crime in Britain, how strange...
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Male 306
Why the hell do americans need to have guns at home?

To carve pumpkins...
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Male 1,834
lame
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Male 32
what a badass
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Male 2,868
I want to see the back.
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Male 351
"Ok so im the first to admit i know nothing about guns... but if he had used a higher caliber he probably would have shattered the pumpkin."

bullets pierce, and a pumpkin is more likely to simply give way where it is hit rather then absorb the hit with the whole thing and fall apart. (if the blow is strong enough)

pumpkins shatter when they fall on the ground only because every part of them hits it, but if you impale the pumpkin most of it remains intact.
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Male 351
and if that doesn`t scare them away then the bodies of the first 3 children stupid enough to get near will!
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Male 64
When I`m his age i`m going to do that EVERY SINGLE YEAR
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Male 12,138
[quote]Who actually gets a job as a "Spammer"? [/quote]
Oh, dude, you`d be surprised. It`s several notches below "Burger-flipper", but they make a buck or two. Literally, a buck. Or two. And they rape our lives in the process.

I`m all for helping the poor and all, but spammers aren`t poor (they have internet access, fo a start). Personally, I wouldn`t piss on them if they were on fire. I won`t tell you what I do with their registered IP addresses... Suffice to say, it`s nasty.

Let`s just say, they picked the wrong site. Bitches.
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Male 1,256
Oh Hicock45, you dog you...
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Male 965
That was sweet.
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Male 39,544
about those spammers that get caught, banned, then re-up again with a differant name.... does anyone ever follow those stupid links? Who actually gets a job as a "Spammer"?
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Female 1,623
Nice shooting, sh*tty carving
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Male 311
I`ve watched his videos before. Guy`s a hell of a shot with a pistol.
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Male 1,196
i always carve punkins this way
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Female 94
i would say this is a waste of ammo, but i just remembered this isn`t dead space and you aren`t in constant need of it
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Male 11
Hickock45 rocks!
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Female 406
great shooting gramps!
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Female 2,695
he should`ve done it in front of the trick or treaters
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Male 307
@Lauryn, that`s what lighter loads are for.
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Female 437
harley357
Male, 18-29, Southern US
8 Posts Friday, October 29, 2010 3:38:18 PM
awesome, but with a higher caliber than a 9 he could have used less bullets...

Ok so im the first to admit i know nothing about guns... but if he had used a higher caliber he probably would have shattered the pumpkin.
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Male 300
Nice shootin`
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Male 2,419
@mykunter
wow you`re still using swords?
those who beat swords into plowshares learned how to make guns...

and who the hell are the people that you`re trying to troll?
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Male 452
@ruthless1990

Those that give up weapons in the name of peace are at the mercy of those that didn`t. It`s uh...pretty obvious.
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Female 1,172
Good shot.
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Male 307
Sounds like an expensive way to carve a pumpkin.
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Male 341
I love Hickok45!! He is the reason I bought my Glock 23 over all other guns :)
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Female 423
too true ggolbez
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Male 158
With guns. POW!
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Female 3,001
@mykunter

what are you on? what you wrote makes no sense to me...
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Male 2,436
@ Canadians and Eurotrash
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who didn`t.
Suck on my Sig Sauer.
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Male 812
MURKANS WITH THEIR GUNS LOL
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Male 15,510
Its the American way!
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Male 148
Actually I think he used a .40 S&W glock.

I lol`d at the stereotyping the description did though. Dude was a professional competition shooter for many years and I think he used to be a Sheriff as well.

But as we all know guns = crazy redneck -_-
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Male 30
awesome, but with a higher caliber than a 9 he could have used less bullets...
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Male 55
it would be more impressive if he wasnt at point blank range...imo....
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Male 40,296
Lolz! Yay for crazy guys with guns!
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Female 1,101
That looks like fun!
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Female 3,696
Aww This doesn`t make him red-neck.. Kinda neat! I wouldn`t mind if he was on my Zombie-Killing team.
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Male 226
Heh, is it wrong that I actually like this guy?
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Female 3,574
looks like more fun than the traditional way
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Male 2,700
"Hopefully this guy will help me scare away all the annoying little kids"

Then WTF are you doing carving a pumpking Jeb. Maybe we can lock your sister away to scare away the annoying redneck.
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Male 1,931
No, the shotgun wielding redneck in a rocking chair on the front porch is enough to scare me away.
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Male 254
Link: Redneck Grandpa Carves His Pumpkin With Gun [Rate Link] - Guns don`t kill pumpkins, crazy grandpas do.
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