Prisoner Dives Headfirst Into Toilet

Submitted by: gilad59 6 years ago Funny

So did this guy think he was going to actually escape through the toilet"s sewer system?
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Male 1,360
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Male 98
Since he was wearing green I can only assume he thought he was Luigi
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Male 6,694
There is a reason he is in jail. I cant believe he got up.
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Male 24
either he`s crazy and he thinks that will actually work or he`s crazy and he`s trying to kill himself
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Male 1,164
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Male 876
That toilet also looks like it hasn`t been flushed in a while, and because diving headfirst into a clean toilet is for pussies - you sir get a bonus point.
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Male 235
I guess natural selection didn`t work here, he`s still alive...
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Male 13
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Male 1,016
what a crappy way to go !!!
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Male 670
worst, suicide attempt, ever...
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Male 498
i feel bad for this guy
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Male 795
It seems like it was just an attempt. He waits for, what looks like, a guard to be in his view so that when he did it he knew he would be immediately helped.
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Male 4,594
No brains; no headaches.
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Male 953
Good form and great aim anyway :)
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Male 284
Thats 1 way to get a night in the comfy beds of the infirmary I guess...
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Male 2,868
The whole time I couldn`t help thinking "don`t do it, dude!"
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Male 812
maybe he was trying to off himself.
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Male 1,108
I didn`t think much of Andy Dufraine when I first saw him, he looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over.............into a toilet.
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Male 3,745
well people said that one guy couldnt escape from alcatraz the way he did...
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Male 213
Was that an escape attempt?
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Male 17,512
Jail induced stress can cause anxiety attacks, depression, and suicide attempts. I`m hoping that after he was checked out medically that he was evaluated psychologically as well.
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Male 3,915
well that`s embarrassing...
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Male 12,138
Failed suicide attempt? Shame, sometimes I think the gene pool could use a little chlorine...
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Male 306
Maybe he just saw the movie train spotting and tried that whole toilet scene!?
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Male 353
how on earth did he survive that?
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Male 226
It was an attempt of suicide. But if he was italian with a mustache and wore a red/blue jumpsuit, he might have actually went through it. *bloop bloop bloop*
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Female 404
I D I O T
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Female 83
Must have missed the beginning part to Shawshank.
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Male 1,548
definitely attempted suicide.
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Female 533
he was probably trying to kill himself....or he`s just reeeaaally high off something
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Male 208
Self Swirly
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Male 1,834
WTF?
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Female 203
Guard: "Wait.....you did....what?????"
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Female 1,623
Was he trying to break his neck or something?
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Male 4,004
He probably did it to be moved to the medical unit.
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Male 2,593
Well, we all gotta have hobbies
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Female 61
ehhhh i don`t trying to kill himself. he`s wearing regular clothes so obviously hasn`t been there long. he`s on something, or drunk.
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Male 10
After a stunt like this his life probably went right down the drain.
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Male 1,920
Duh, He forgot to flush it just before he jumped.
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Male 272
it was a suicide attempt
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Male 1,598
He must watch a lot of cartoons.
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Male 3,431
Why didn`t it work? It totally should have right?
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Female 2,120
He thought he would get really skinny and slide through the pipes like in cartoons.
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Male 25,416
What the?
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Female 172
lmao moron.
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Male 155
What the dude below me said
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Male 79
I thinkk it might have been a suicide attempt.
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Male 37,888
turd diver..... a new sport

maybe he thought it`d break his neck and he was suiciding?

turd diver... hahahaahahha I should stop laughing....hahah hahahaha
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Male 313
ahahahahahhaa
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Male 6
You can all thank Mr. Jeremy Bentham for this video :P The panopticon has been realized through technology!
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Male 795
He`s probably not mental. Prisoners will do anything just for a few minutes outside of their cell.
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Male 2,441
I can only hope the last person in there had taken a huge crap
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Male 4,680
I think this guy is mentally ill. They get a lot of broken men in prisons, to keep them safe from the outside world...

Which makes it even funnier. YOU SHALL FOREVER ONWARDS BE KNOWN AS THE TOILET DIVER
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Male 1,587
so thank god he`s in jail... couldn`t imagine him driving....
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Male 4,431
Aw, come on, almightybob1! That`s way too generous. I mean, there was no extension, his toes weren`t pointed. Level of difficulty was good, though. I`m only going 8.8 or so. Maybe 8.9.
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Male 1,256
Hey, you don`t know if it`ll work until you try it.

...oh wait, yes you will.
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Male 3,314
My guess is that he figured he`d get a couple of days in the infirmary, and out of his cell.
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Male 54
Greatest video of stupidity ever
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Male 54
Oh poo this sounds like it`s going to be an amazing video!!!

*super excited* Ha ha.. No way, not from the top bunk!!!

You know you all felt it
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Male 132
I think he was trying to commit suicide.
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Male 15,510
Ha ha ha almightybob
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Male 15,510
Hey, itt works for the cartoons
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Male 2
its` me`a Mario
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Male 587
Drugs man... I blame drugs..
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Female 1,172
Sad. He was probably trying to kill himself.
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Male 4
haha nice
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Male 12,138
Gotta hand it to him... he was bang on target.
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Male 2,552
Warp Tunnel FTW
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Male 219
His form was all wrong, no wonder he`s in jail.
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Male 958
He was probly looking for a way out and down his short adventure he hit all wall LOL
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Male 4,807
A broken collar bone and NO SYMPATHY .. That sucks
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Female 1,515
Maybe he thought that if he injured himself they`d take him to the doctor`s office and he`d be able to escape from there. Or he`s just an idiot.

Blows my mind.
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Male 328
A less elegant Shawshank Redemption.
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Male 5
Link: Prisoner Dives Headfirst Into Toilet [Rate Link] - So did this guy think he was going to actually escape through the toilet`s sewer system?
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