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Date: 10/13/10 02:02 PM

76 Responses to Prisoner Dives Headfirst Into Toilet

  1. Profile photo of gilad59
    gilad59 Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Link: Prisoner Dives Headfirst Into Toilet - So did this guy think he was going to actually escape through the toilet`s sewer system?
  2. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    A less elegant Shawshank Redemption.
  3. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Maybe he thought that if he injured himself they`d take him to the doctor`s office and he`d be able to escape from there. Or he`s just an idiot.

    Blows my mind.
  4. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    A broken collar bone and NO SYMPATHY .. That sucks
  5. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    He was probly looking for a way out and down his short adventure he hit all wall LOL
  6. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    His form was all wrong, no wonder he`s in jail.
  7. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Warp Tunnel FTW
  8. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Gotta hand it to him... he was bang on target.
  9. Profile photo of mazda780
    mazda780 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    haha nice
  10. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Sad. He was probably trying to kill himself.
  11. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Drugs man... I blame drugs..
  12. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:26 pm
  13. Profile photo of robertd
    robertd Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    its` me`a Mario
  14. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Hey, itt works for the cartoons
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Ha ha ha almightybob
  16. Profile photo of Hoofer
    Hoofer Male 18-29
    132 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    I think he was trying to commit suicide.
  17. Profile photo of WetSquirrel
    WetSquirrel Male 18-29
    54 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Oh poo this sounds like it`s going to be an amazing video!!!

    *super excited* Ha ha.. No way, not from the top bunk!!!

    You know you all felt it
  18. Profile photo of WetSquirrel
    WetSquirrel Male 18-29
    54 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    Greatest video of stupidity ever
  19. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    My guess is that he figured he`d get a couple of days in the infirmary, and out of his cell.
  20. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    Hey, you don`t know if it`ll work until you try it.

    ...oh wait, yes you will.
  21. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    Aw, come on, almightybob1! That`s way too generous. I mean, there was no extension, his toes weren`t pointed. Level of difficulty was good, though. I`m only going 8.8 or so. Maybe 8.9.
  22. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    so thank god he`s in jail... couldn`t imagine him driving....
  23. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    I think this guy is mentally ill. They get a lot of broken men in prisons, to keep them safe from the outside world...

    Which makes it even funnier. YOU SHALL FOREVER ONWARDS BE KNOWN AS THE TOILET DIVER
  24. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    I can only hope the last person in there had taken a huge crap
  25. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    He`s probably not mental. Prisoners will do anything just for a few minutes outside of their cell.
  26. Profile photo of mackey45
    mackey45 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    You can all thank Mr. Jeremy Bentham for this video :P The panopticon has been realized through technology!
  27. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    ahahahahahhaa
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    turd diver..... a new sport

    maybe he thought it`d break his neck and he was suiciding?

    turd diver... hahahaahahha I should stop laughing....hahah hahahaha
  29. Profile photo of Mothrog
    Mothrog Male 18-29
    79 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    I thinkk it might have been a suicide attempt.
  30. Profile photo of Metum
    Metum Male 13-17
    155 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    What the dude below me said
  31. Profile photo of sprinkies
    sprinkies Female 18-29
    172 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    lmao moron.
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    What the?
  33. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    He thought he would get really skinny and slide through the pipes like in cartoons.
  34. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 5:05 pm
  35. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Why didn`t it work? It totally should have right?
  36. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    He must watch a lot of cartoons.
  37. Profile photo of citizen_kane
    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    it was a suicide attempt
  38. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Duh, He forgot to flush it just before he jumped.
  39. Profile photo of awkwaRd
    awkwaRd Male 18-29
    10 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    After a stunt like this his life probably went right down the drain.
  40. Profile photo of poofydoom
    poofydoom Female 18-29
    61 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    ehhhh i don`t trying to kill himself. he`s wearing regular clothes so obviously hasn`t been there long. he`s on something, or drunk.
  41. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    Well, we all gotta have hobbies
  42. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    He probably did it to be moved to the medical unit.
  43. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    Was he trying to break his neck or something?
  44. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    Guard: "Wait.....you did....what?????"
  45. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    WTF?
  46. Profile photo of PBZebras
    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Self Swirly
  47. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    he was probably trying to kill himself....or he`s just reeeaaally high off something
  48. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    definitely attempted suicide.
  49. Profile photo of adia1228
    adia1228 Female 30-39
    83 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    Must have missed the beginning part to Shawshank.
  50. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    I D I O T
  51. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    It was an attempt of suicide. But if he was italian with a mustache and wore a red/blue jumpsuit, he might have actually went through it. *bloop bloop bloop*
  52. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    how on earth did he survive that?
  53. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    Maybe he just saw the movie train spotting and tried that whole toilet scene!?
  54. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    Failed suicide attempt? Shame, sometimes I think the gene pool could use a little chlorine...
  55. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    well that`s embarrassing...
  56. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 3:21 am
    Jail induced stress can cause anxiety attacks, depression, and suicide attempts. I`m hoping that after he was checked out medically that he was evaluated psychologically as well.
  57. Profile photo of rebetikas
    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 4:06 am
    Was that an escape attempt?
  58. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 4:16 am
    well people said that one guy couldnt escape from alcatraz the way he did...
  59. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 4:30 am
    I didn`t think much of Andy Dufraine when I first saw him, he looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over.............into a toilet.
  60. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 4:54 am
    maybe he was trying to off himself.
  61. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 5:55 am
    The whole time I couldn`t help thinking "don`t do it, dude!"
  62. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 6:05 am
    Thats 1 way to get a night in the comfy beds of the infirmary I guess...
  63. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 6:27 am
    Good form and great aim anyway :)
  64. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 6:59 am
    No brains; no headaches.
  65. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 7:04 am
    It seems like it was just an attempt. He waits for, what looks like, a guard to be in his view so that when he did it he knew he would be immediately helped.
  66. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 7:25 am
    i feel bad for this guy
  67. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 9:38 am
    worst, suicide attempt, ever...
  68. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 10:11 am
    what a crappy way to go !!!
  69. Profile photo of Pennybored
    Pennybored Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2010 at 10:17 am
    8.5
  70. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 10:32 am
    I guess natural selection didn`t work here, he`s still alive...
  71. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 10:57 am
    That toilet also looks like it hasn`t been flushed in a while, and because diving headfirst into a clean toilet is for pussies - you sir get a bonus point.
  72. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    7.5
  73. Profile photo of ACTIONjakson
    ACTIONjakson Male 18-29
    24 posts
    October 15, 2010 at 4:20 am
    either he`s crazy and he thinks that will actually work or he`s crazy and he`s trying to kill himself
  74. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 15, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    There is a reason he is in jail. I cant believe he got up.
  75. Profile photo of TheLemur
    TheLemur Male 18-29
    98 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    Since he was wearing green I can only assume he thought he was Luigi
  76. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
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    October 17, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    8.0

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