Photoshop Expert Advertises On Craigslist [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Judging from this sample of his work, something tells us this guy is going to get a lot of business very soon.
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Male 506
Why would you pay someone $2 so they can photoshop you to make you look much fatter?
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Female 901
Her hair and arm in the second pic is not natural....
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Male 30
I don`t know who the fattie on the left is but I`d do her friend on the right.
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Male 153
looks like a really LARGE sample to me...
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Male 2,220
Why not just download someone else`s picture?
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Female 512
You get what you pay for...
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Male 527
I guess this shows that even Photoshop has its limits.

"What this picture shows is how you could look with liposuction, breast implants, changing your facial structure, and completely removing the bones in your left arm. No, I know it`s not "recommended" by the "medical community", but, c`mon, you look hot like that."
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Male 134
ewwww look at her arm! its got no bone now! haha fail!!
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Male 126
not the best by any means. just look at her left arm. i have never seen an arm bend like that... rookie mistake
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Male 6,693
Not real sure if that turned out any better.
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Male 1,153
thats poo, i could have a better go
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Male 3,631
It`s ok valley - they`re just out havin` a drink with fancy. You know, helps "keep the creative juices flowing."
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Female 293
you get what ya pay for
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Female 93
um, the spammers are kinda getting out of control here Mods. : P
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Female 347
Her hair curls under her boob too.
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Male 102
$2 dollars a pic and it probably took an hour to complete. That`s $2/hr. I would bump up the price a bit.
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Male 3,076
billioner in America XD
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Male 1,557
Yes but look at her arm, it now bends in a weird way, as if made of rubber. Aside that, good shop.
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Male 210
I do similar work...sadly I made the most money when myspace was the big thing.
It`s amusing seeing it THIS extreme, though. xD
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Male 1,834
LOL
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Male 452
More cost effective than going to the gym I guess.
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Male 12,138
I`d still tap his `shop, her double elbows and magnetic hair be damned!
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Male 10,440
I`ve seen worse shops in my day
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Male 768
Her face is good, but her arms are just drating crazy looking. All in all 4/10 work. F.
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Female 1,236
Most folks won`t look past the boobs anyway. $2 sadly spent.
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Male 87
photoshop newb. her right arm is still fat and her left arm?!?!?!?! WTF!!!
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Male 7,833
damn, he does amazing work.
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Male 2,513
Yeah, that`s just creepy. Especially her gumby-like left arm.
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Male 1,222
2 bucks is nothing
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Female 536
Everyone`s looking at her hair, look at her ARM.
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Female 3,562
The hair is f-d up, but it`s better than my shop skills.
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Male 1,116
Well, you get what ya pay for.
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Male 610
her hair is hanging upsidedown on the right.
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Female 406
2 bucks per photo...nuh-uh!!
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Male 2,419
@shappy
in the shopped one? it`s deformed cuz he just warped the image, look at how her hair goes sideways
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Male 40,764
Based on this example? Work not worth 50 cents.
(wtf is that left arm doing? looks painful! lolz!)
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Male 476
WHAT WOW? Her Left arm is totally. like, deformed!!! LOL
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Male 4,807
Shopped... oh wait..

Yea, it is.
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Male 3,648
Little do we know, the picture on the right is the original!
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Male 756
wtf is up with her arm?
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Male 25,416
WOW. just wow!
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Male 633
hell for $2 that`s a hell of a deal for that level of photoshop work.
sure it`s not very good work, but proper graphic designers charge WAY MORE than $2.
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Male 1,451
Whoa, her hair is magnetically attracted to her boobs...
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Male 12,138
Shopping in an extra elbow... that takes some skill.
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Male 39
If you are going to lie whit a photo this modified you could just show a pic of someone else.
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Male 239
look at the right arm... this guy doesn`t deserve the work
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Female 1,043
wheres the joint in the left arm?
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Male 480
This looks shopped....
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Female 3,001
i hate photoshop, people who can shouldn`t be allowed to lie like that with their pictures. it all seems so complicated when people know what you look like in real life anyway.
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Female 245
yeah, because my left arm looks like that too.
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Female 1,435
where part of her finger gone?
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Male 2,441
Lol not much of an expert
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Female 583
Or how about the blatant watermark, anyone?
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Male 734
He must have just discovered the Liquify tool.
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Male 1,598
Why do people have to be so damn fake all the time.
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Male 678
Expert, yeah right. have a look at the angle of the right hand in the shopped photo. How long does this dude think her forearm is. plus, thats piss poor use of the warp/smudge tool. $2 a photo is the only thing he got right
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Male 683
Shopped lol
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Male 15,510
That doesnt even worth 2 dollars
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Male 1,627
her hair is defying gravity
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Male 123
Why would anyone hire a photoshop expert to make them look fatter? Idiot.
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Male 1,931
This looks shopped. But DAMN, I`d so tap the after photo (here`s hoping the after photo is the one on the right)
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Male 438
Should be charging $50 per photo
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Male 354
LOL those arms.
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Male 255
Her hair has a weird stiff curvature to it. Must be static cling on her dress.
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Male 141
This looks shopped.

I can tell from some of the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
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Male 75
shopped.
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Female 423
nice looped arm.... looks like poo...
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Female 171
lol at the hair going round the boobage
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Female 47
Not going to fool anyone who can tell from the pixels and has seen many photoshops in their time.
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Male 491
Still needs some work, maybe a paper bag over face?
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Male 633
Shooped!
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Male 1,083
got lazy on the arm there.
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Male 3,842
Notice how the watermark on "his" work says
photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
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Male 20,916
Link: Photoshop Expert Advertises On Craigslist [Pic] [Rate Link] - Judging from this sample of his work, something tells us this guy is going to get a lot of business very soon.
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