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Photoshop Expert Advertises On Craigslist [Pic]

Judging from this sample of his work, something tells us this guy is going to get a lot of business very soon.

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Date: 10/19/10 02:00 PM

74 Responses to Photoshop Expert Advertises On Craigslist [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    19375 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Link: Photoshop Expert Advertises On Craigslist - Judging from this sample of his work, something tells us this guy is going to get a lot of business very soon.
  2. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3842 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    Notice how the watermark on "his" work says
    photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
  3. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    got lazy on the arm there.
  4. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Shooped!
  5. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Still needs some work, maybe a paper bag over face?
  6. Profile photo of Lizzy_girl
    Lizzy_girl Female 18-29
    47 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Not going to fool anyone who can tell from the pixels and has seen many photoshops in their time.
  7. Profile photo of scotchbot
    scotchbot Female 18-29
    171 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    lol at the hair going round the boobage
  8. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    nice looped arm.... looks like poo...
  9. Profile photo of benbowles
    benbowles Male 13-17
    75 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    shopped.
  10. Profile photo of neojester12
    neojester12 Male 18-29
    141 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    This looks shopped.

    I can tell from some of the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
  11. Profile photo of norgle
    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Her hair has a weird stiff curvature to it. Must be static cling on her dress.
  12. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
    354 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    LOL those arms.
  13. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Should be charging $50 per photo
  14. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1932 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    This looks shopped. But DAMN, I`d so tap the after photo (here`s hoping the after photo is the one on the right)
  15. Profile photo of BruceLeroy
    BruceLeroy Male 18-29
    123 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Why would anyone hire a photoshop expert to make them look fatter? Idiot.
  16. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1627 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    her hair is defying gravity
  17. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    That doesnt even worth 2 dollars
  18. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    Shopped lol
  19. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    Expert, yeah right. have a look at the angle of the right hand in the shopped photo. How long does this dude think her forearm is. plus, thats piss poor use of the warp/smudge tool. $2 a photo is the only thing he got right
  20. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Why do people have to be so damn fake all the time.
  21. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    He must have just discovered the Liquify tool.
  22. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Or how about the blatant watermark, anyone?
  23. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Lol not much of an expert
  24. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    where part of her finger gone?
  25. Profile photo of krazyfreak58
    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    245 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    yeah, because my left arm looks like that too.
  26. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    i hate photoshop, people who can shouldn`t be allowed to lie like that with their pictures. it all seems so complicated when people know what you look like in real life anyway.
  27. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    This looks shopped....
  28. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    wheres the joint in the left arm?
  29. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    look at the right arm... this guy doesn`t deserve the work
  30. Profile photo of fatbone
    fatbone Male 18-29
    39 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    If you are going to lie whit a photo this modified you could just show a pic of someone else.
  31. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12138 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    Shopping in an extra elbow... that takes some skill.
  32. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Whoa, her hair is magnetically attracted to her boobs...
  33. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    633 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    hell for $2 that`s a hell of a deal for that level of photoshop work.
    sure it`s not very good work, but proper graphic designers charge WAY MORE than $2.
  34. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    WOW. just wow!
  35. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    wtf is up with her arm?
  36. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3391 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    Little do we know, the picture on the right is the original!
  37. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4808 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    Shopped... oh wait..

    Yea, it is.
  38. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    WHAT WOW? Her Left arm is totally. like, deformed!!! LOL
  39. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    35059 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    Based on this example? Work not worth 50 cents.
    (wtf is that left arm doing? looks painful! lolz!)
  40. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    @shappy
    in the shopped one? it`s deformed cuz he just warped the image, look at how her hair goes sideways
  41. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    2 bucks per photo...nuh-uh!!
  42. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    her hair is hanging upsidedown on the right.
  43. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1104 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    Well, you get what ya pay for.
  44. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3563 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    The hair is f-d up, but it`s better than my shop skills.
  45. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Everyone`s looking at her hair, look at her ARM.
  46. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    2 bucks is nothing
  47. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    Yeah, that`s just creepy. Especially her gumby-like left arm.
  48. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7571 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    damn, he does amazing work.
  49. Profile photo of snunicycler
    snunicycler Male 18-29
    87 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    photoshop newb. her right arm is still fat and her left arm?!?!?!?! WTF!!!
  50. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    Most folks won`t look past the boobs anyway. $2 sadly spent.
  51. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    Her face is good, but her arms are just drating crazy looking. All in all 4/10 work. F.
  52. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    I`ve seen worse shops in my day
  53. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12138 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    I`d still tap his `shop, her double elbows and magnetic hair be damned!
  54. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    More cost effective than going to the gym I guess.
  55. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    LOL
  56. Profile photo of Levyn
    Levyn Male 18-29
    210 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    I do similar work...sadly I made the most money when myspace was the big thing.
    It`s amusing seeing it THIS extreme, though. xD
  57. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 1:07 am
    Yes but look at her arm, it now bends in a weird way, as if made of rubber. Aside that, good shop.
  58. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 2:15 am
    billioner in America XD
  59. Profile photo of FrameRaid
    FrameRaid Male 30-39
    102 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 5:14 am
    $2 dollars a pic and it probably took an hour to complete. That`s $2/hr. I would bump up the price a bit.
  60. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 5:42 am
    Her hair curls under her boob too.
  61. Profile photo of valleybronco
    valleybronco Female 18-29
    93 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 8:12 am
    um, the spammers are kinda getting out of control here Mods. : P
  62. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 8:22 am
    you get what ya pay for
  63. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3631 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 9:22 am
    It`s ok valley - they`re just out havin` a drink with fancy. You know, helps "keep the creative juices flowing."
  64. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 9:23 am
    thats poo, i could have a better go
  65. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Not real sure if that turned out any better.
  66. Profile photo of bowlinguy
    bowlinguy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    not the best by any means. just look at her left arm. i have never seen an arm bend like that... rookie mistake
  67. Profile photo of Kratos-Zan
    Kratos-Zan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    ewwww look at her arm! its got no bone now! haha fail!!
  68. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    I guess this shows that even Photoshop has its limits.

    "What this picture shows is how you could look with liposuction, breast implants, changing your facial structure, and completely removing the bones in your left arm. No, I know it`s not "recommended" by the "medical community", but, c`mon, you look hot like that."
  69. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    You get what you pay for...
  70. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 4:02 am
    Why not just download someone else`s picture?
  71. Profile photo of HAHAyousuk
    HAHAyousuk Male 18-29
    153 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 7:37 am
    looks like a really LARGE sample to me...
  72. Profile photo of reconjsh1
    reconjsh1 Male 30-39
    30 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 9:59 am
    I don`t know who the fattie on the left is but I`d do her friend on the right.
  73. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Her hair and arm in the second pic is not natural....
  74. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Why would you pay someone $2 so they can photoshop you to make you look much fatter?

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