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Date: 10/06/10 09:02 AM

98 Responses to Obama Loses His Presidential Seal During Speech

  1. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:01 am
    Link: Obama Loses His Presidential Seal During Speech - It`s a sign, people!
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:06 am
    That is one bad sniper
  3. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:09 am
    lol "where were we?"

    he`s like those telephone sales people that have to start over again because thier speil was interrupted.
  4. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:09 am
    Wait until the elections my friend
  5. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:10 am
    Haha, gotta love a high-profile technical falt. Good recovery too :P
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:10 am
    he handled it really well I thought
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    greggpethers Male 18-29
    271 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:15 am
    well done sir.

    dont think much of him either way politically...

    but good save.

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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:21 am
    He plays it off like a champ.
  9. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:22 am
    Nice save :3
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    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Can we NOT post stupid crap that we can see the MOMENT we open Yahoo.com?
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    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:34 am
    I can`t wait for this drating idiot to get booted out of office. He`s the Douchebag In Chief.
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:48 am
    sniper needs to adjust his aim. 3 clicks up elevation.
  13. Profile photo of Shnard-dog
    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:52 am
    "I can`t wait for this drating idiot to get booted out of office. He`s the Douchebag In Chief."

    You`re the one with Cartman as your picture profile. I am pretty sure that is the definition of douchebag.
  14. Profile photo of Shnard-dog
    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:53 am
    "sniper needs to adjust his aim. 3 clicks up elevation."

    Wow, forwarding that to the secret service...
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:58 am
    I think it was funny.

    @TheTumor: Why would you ever go to Yahoo? lol
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:58 am
    I can`t wait for this drating idiot to get booted out of office. He`s the Douchebag In Chief.
    Don`t hold back, vegascartman. Let us know what you REALLY think. xD
  17. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:03 am
    What exactly is this a sign of CJ? That he`s going to be your president until 2016?
  18. Profile photo of Pataforce8
    Pataforce8 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:03 am
    @ Volsunga
    Agreed.
  19. Profile photo of jets4life
    jets4life Male 30-39
    39 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:05 am
    Obama did a nice job following it up. What do you think Bush would have said?
  20. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:07 am
    I drating hate that man with a passion...but nice save.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:10 am
    That guy is fired ... his skills didn`t match up.
  22. Profile photo of pyrrhios
    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Ah, man, you really need to lay off the crak.
  23. Profile photo of GHudston
    GHudston Male 18-29
    182 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:18 am
    "he`s like those telephone sales people that have to start over again because thier speil was interrupted."

    You mean like someone giving a speech might do? It`s not like he`s improvising.
  24. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:34 am
    "What do you think Bush would have said?"
    Where did my big circle-y thing go? It`s them talibinanians trying to terrorize us into giving in to the war in Iraq! Send more troops in!
  25. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:56 am
    I love this guy. Great improvisation.
  26. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:57 am
    Every time I listen to this man I feel like I`m in high school listening to a lecture. :\
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Good, he deserved it.
  28. Profile photo of Zynx
    Zynx Male 18-29
    26 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:12 am
    Salted Eggs, the reason it feels like a lecture is because Obama is sharing information and ideas with people. It might seems like a new concept.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:13 am
    Every time I listen to this man I feel like I`m in high school listening to a lecture.
    ----------
    It`s nice to have a president that`s smarter than you are for a change isn`t it?
  30. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2758 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:13 am
    "What do you think Bush would have said?"

    "Was that another shoe?"
  31. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Man I love him, he`s so cool and collected when something goes wrong. And I can so see how someone backstage was going "Oh my god I am so fired right now".
  32. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2758 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:15 am
    ""sniper needs to adjust his aim. 3 clicks up elevation."

    Wow, forwarding that to the secret service..."

    As am I
  33. Profile photo of k-two
    k-two Male 40-49
    122 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Furniture malfunction.
  34. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:48 am
    He was stalling because his teleprompter kept going and he stopped. Waiting for them to roll the sucker back.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Yeah, somebody back is thinking "oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t" over and over again.
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    kendrickwall Male 18-29
    129 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    This actually happened to Bush though also you idiots.
  37. Profile photo of Mailbox
    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    american quality?
  38. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Who was that guy?
  39. Profile photo of VDragonV
    VDragonV Male 13-17
    103 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Hah, great save.
  40. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    bush would have hid behind the podium thinking somebody was throwing shoes at him
  41. Profile photo of johnnyab
    johnnyab Male 18-29
    68 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    his smoothness bores me
  42. Profile photo of liljesus9
    liljesus9 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    It could be worse. That could have been McCain behind the presidential podium.
  43. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    From the sound of it, he`s going to fire whomever was responsible for putting up the seal. But then he`ll have to hire someone else to replace that person. Another job created by Obama!
  44. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    227 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Damn, the teleprompters don`t tell me what to say here!!!!
  45. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    whitehouse is fallin aapart!
  46. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Don`t particularly like his politics, but that was funny and he made a good recovery.
  47. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Ha, he`s funny. :D
  48. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    i think he played it off pretty well
  49. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    meh, mildly funny, but i give him props for keeping cool.
    two stars for his initial joke.
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    crackyhoss Male 18-29
    254 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    just another reason why this guy is infinitely better than bush... he`s articulate, funny, and can actually handle himself.
  51. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Shnard-dog said- "sniper needs to adjust his aim. 3 clicks up elevation."

    Wow, forwarding that to the secret service...
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    HalfPintRoo said- ""sniper needs to adjust his aim. 3 clicks up elevation."

    Wow, forwarding that to the secret service..."

    As am I



    Yes please do. The Secret Service doesn`t have a big enough job safeguarding the CC (let alone the first black CC) already. What they need is plenty of douche bags sending in what amounts to spam as often as possible.

  52. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Great save, Obama, great save.
  53. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    LOL!!!
    That guy does so much to make the US seem more human.
    I am definitely no longer worried that missiles will fly just because someone lost his cool at meeting.

    Now, imagine:
    "President Biden said `F*ck!` today after being caught off guard by the seal falling..."

    "Madam President Clinton walked off and was later seen holding someone in a headlock..."

    "Cheney, a long time quail hunter, was wrestled to the floor by his own guards while attempting to find and shoot..."
  54. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    Heh, that`s a hint is I ever seen one.
  55. Profile photo of MOTBO
    MOTBO Male 18-29
    153 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    That`s nice but how good is he at dodging shoes?
  56. Profile photo of skywisejf
    skywisejf Male 18-29
    440 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    Barry`s so cool !!
  57. Profile photo of Shnard-dog
    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Wizard77 - So basically you`re defending someone who is writing about a sniper aiming at the president? And I`m the douchebag? Wow!
  58. Profile photo of alrep
    alrep Female 18-29
    80 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    it was a good save but it wasnt THAT funny. i thought the ladies in the back were laughing too much
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    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Lol, I think he handled it awesomely.

    LMAO CodeJockey, dratin` lol`d at the Cheney one.
  60. Profile photo of AlexxM1129
    AlexxM1129 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    hahaha at least he tried to be funny hahaha
  61. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    "HalfPintRoo said- ""sniper needs to adjust his aim. 3 clicks up elevation."

    Wow, forwarding that to the secret service..."


    yes tell them...help them assassinate the president...with all the security he has if he was murdered it would almost have to be an inside job any way :|
  62. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Perhaps an omen of things to come hmm....?
  63. Profile photo of SouthpawSlew
    SouthpawSlew Male 18-29
    96 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    Epically handled.
  64. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    madest: What exactly is this a sign of CJ?

    Madest, I didn`t write the "It`s a sign people" part. That must`ve been added by the person that approved the submission.

    It`s nice to have a president that`s smarter than you are for a change isn`t it?

    57 states, Yeah that`s real genius there.
  65. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    CodeJockey: That guy does so much to make the US seem more human.
    I am definitely no longer worried that missiles will fly just because someone lost his cool at meeting.

    Yeah, I feel so much safer knowing Iran has nukes and missiles large enough to start world war 3. <sarcasm>
  66. Profile photo of Shnard-dog
    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    "It`s nice to have a president that`s smarter than you are for a change isn`t it?"

    No kidding, I was walking around for the last 8 years with an inflated ego because I can properly pronounce "nuclear"
  67. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    57 states

    Yeah it`s called a freudian slip it happens to me sometimes :)
  68. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    On the other hand.
    [quote">I didn`t write the "It`s a sign people" part[/quote">

    They did it to you too hmm?

    Remember that "Japanese sign" I posted. It wasn`t actually Japanese, it was Chinese and I wrote accordingly. But they wrote Japanese too. There was also that Buzz Aldrin thread. The phrase "alleged moon landing" when my original comment was "Serves you right moron!".

    Mods? "Allegedly"?!?
    REALLY!?!?!?!?
  69. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    Dont read into it was a nail that did it, nothng else!
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    General Custers tent flag fell to the ground the night before his last stand...
  71. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    He is such a boring speaker. Pausing every second word. Why do some claim he speaks so well. Boring!
  72. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    Shnard-dog- Yes, you are. You know that some dude was just making a joke on a site like IAB and all you can do is *start wimp/nerd/pillock voice* "I`m telling! You said something that I can twist into a threat even though I know it isn`t one. But I can do it. I can make something out of this because I am important. I`m telling on you and you will get in trouble! *end wimp/nerd/pillock voice*

    You sow that sort of douche-baggery and yes sir, you become a douche bag.

    I bet you were "that kid" in school. "Teacher, teacher, don`t forget to assign homework before we leave for the weekend."
  73. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    Dan Quayle anyone?
  74. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    Did it jump, or was it pushed?
  75. Profile photo of CzarElad
    CzarElad Male 40-49
    28 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    That seal is hung on the podium just before the President speaks. So the person who put it up had to be going "oh expletive". I`m sure they will be hearing about it for years.
  76. Profile photo of DOR
    DOR Male 50-59
    93 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    It is so refreshing to have a president who speaks in full sentences -- paragraphs even! -- once again.
  77. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    DOR: Did you notice the teleprompters ? That`s the only reason he ever seems `intelligent`, When he doesn`t have them around he inevitably gaffs or just sits there and uhms, uhs, and hmms while he thinks up a lie.
  78. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 1:19 am
    CJ, the only reason Bush may not have used teleprompters (questionable claim) is because he`d look even dumber attempting to read them.
  79. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 1:20 am
    As opposed to playing politics-themed madlibs.
  80. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 1:29 am
    Foreboding...
  81. Profile photo of EvilNobby
    EvilNobby Male 18-29
    44 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 2:28 am
    Who ever made that sign, Ship em straight to guantanamo!
  82. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 7:16 am
    I think he handled that well :)
  83. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 7:34 am
    LOL "Oh Goodness" "That`s alright all of you know who I am." Classic sheen.
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    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Wizard77 - Wow, I`m honored that you clearly spent so much time thinking about me and trying to analyze who I am. The reality is that someone making a "joke" about shooting the president isn`t appropriate, even for the lovely people of IAB. The fact that you would go to such lengths to defend such a moronic "joke" makes you the douchebag.

    And since we`re analyzing one another, you strike me as the type of person who is too big a puss to stand up and say anything in real life so you have to act like a big tough guy on a message board, getting his feathers ruffled and pissing and moaning about people holding others accountable for being idiots. Get over yourself...
  85. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 9:30 am
    Shnarddog- I didnt spend ANY time analyzing you. You put it all out there with your own postings. I shall explain why.

    First of all the guy didnt make a joke about shooting the President and you KNOW it. He made a joke about SOMEONE ELSE missing the President.

    I am not defending him. He doesnt need defending. It is YOU still just being a tool about an off-handed joke.

    As for being "a big man on the net" well, that is you all over. If you really thought that the President was in danger, you would not post a warning (unless you are a bigger idiot than anyone can imagine. Is that it? Are you really that stupid?) to the suspected assassin. But you piped up with your comment about alerting the Secret Service to try to intimidate and scare some poster that didn`t do a thing wrong. You wanted to look like a big shot and just ended up exposing yourself as a douche-bag.

    Your continued defense of such behavior is nothing short of pathetic.
  86. Profile photo of Shnard-dog
    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 10:06 am
    "First of all the guy didnt make a joke about shooting the President and you KNOW it. He made a joke about SOMEONE ELSE missing the President."

    Actually, the "joke" was about how not to miss next time. Either way, we`re not going to agree on whether that is funny or appropriate in any way. As far as needing to hide behind the internet, I am 6`6" and 240 pounds. I rarely feel the need to hide behind anything.

    As far as trying to scare a poster into thinking the secret service was going to come after him, you better believe that was my intention. If nothing else, I want him/her to think about what they`re posting next time and realize that something like that isn`t right. I don`t think that sort of post should ever be taken lightly or considered funny, I value life too much for that. If that makes me a douchebag in your eyes, I can live with that.
  87. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 10:16 am
    "I am 6`6" and 240 pounds."

    Yeeeeeah.

    "And my wife is um...Morgan Fairchild. Yeah thats the ticket. And I am a cowboy-spaceman-ninja."

    Man, what a clown.
  88. Profile photo of Shnard-dog
    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:02 am
    "And my wife is um...Morgan Fairchild."

    Seriously, that`s the hottest woman you could think of to compare your wife to? Yikes, now I really feel sorry for you. Anyway, the 6`6" 240 lbs thing is true. So I take it you`re just a little guy? Makes sense...
  89. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:34 am
    So you are not only a douche bag, but a moron and a liar to. LOLOL

    Man you are the most fun I have had on here in a while. You are so stupid you dont even get it. You just keep walking into them. Its just too easy with you.

    Wow. Just...wow.
  90. Profile photo of Shnard-dog
    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:52 am
    Wizard77 - Didn`t like the "little guy" comment did you? Sorry, didn`t mean it as an insult... No need to get bent out of shape.

    Anyway, I don`t have time to explain how you`re incredibly wrong about the "moron" and "liar" comments. The "douchebag" label is a matter of opinion, but I will say it`s been a little overdone. I know you`re a little older than most of us on here, so troll through some of the other forums and find a new insult that the "kids" are using these days. Also, LOL is something fifteen-year-old girls use while texting.... just for future reference.
  91. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:57 am
    OH MY GOD! This just gets better and better. I suspect that now you are doing it intentionally. There is no way you are for real now.

    This is just too funny. I am literally holding my side from laughing so hard.
  92. Profile photo of Shnard-dog
    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    Isn`t there a joke about if you`re the only one in the room laughing? Anyway, good luck with whatever it is you do....
  93. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Dude you are the joke and cant even see it!

    God I cant remember the last time I laughed so hard. Seriously man you have to stop. You`re killing me here. This is better than a three stooges movie.

  94. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Wizard77- Win. Period.
  95. Profile photo of Shnard-dog
    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    "This is better than a three stooges movie."

    Now I know you`re the only one laughing.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    lol...he saved that pretty well...
  97. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    He really got a kick out of that. "Where were we?" lol
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    October 19, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Somebody got introuble.

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