Obama Loses His Presidential Seal During Speech

Submitted by: CrakrJak 6 years ago Funny

It"s a sign, people!
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Male 6,694
Somebody got introuble.
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Male 496
He really got a kick out of that. "Where were we?" lol
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Male 3,915
lol...he saved that pretty well...
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Male 229
"This is better than a three stooges movie."

Now I know you`re the only one laughing.
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Female 583
Wizard77- Win. Period.
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Male 582
Dude you are the joke and cant even see it!

God I cant remember the last time I laughed so hard. Seriously man you have to stop. You`re killing me here. This is better than a three stooges movie.

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Male 229
Isn`t there a joke about if you`re the only one in the room laughing? Anyway, good luck with whatever it is you do....
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Male 582
OH MY GOD! This just gets better and better. I suspect that now you are doing it intentionally. There is no way you are for real now.

This is just too funny. I am literally holding my side from laughing so hard.
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Male 229
Wizard77 - Didn`t like the "little guy" comment did you? Sorry, didn`t mean it as an insult... No need to get bent out of shape.

Anyway, I don`t have time to explain how you`re incredibly wrong about the "moron" and "liar" comments. The "douchebag" label is a matter of opinion, but I will say it`s been a little overdone. I know you`re a little older than most of us on here, so troll through some of the other forums and find a new insult that the "kids" are using these days. Also, LOL is something fifteen-year-old girls use while texting.... just for future reference.
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Male 582
So you are not only a douche bag, but a moron and a liar to. LOLOL

Man you are the most fun I have had on here in a while. You are so stupid you dont even get it. You just keep walking into them. Its just too easy with you.

Wow. Just...wow.
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Male 229
"And my wife is um...Morgan Fairchild."

Seriously, that`s the hottest woman you could think of to compare your wife to? Yikes, now I really feel sorry for you. Anyway, the 6`6" 240 lbs thing is true. So I take it you`re just a little guy? Makes sense...
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Male 582
"I am 6`6" and 240 pounds."

Yeeeeeah.

"And my wife is um...Morgan Fairchild. Yeah thats the ticket. And I am a cowboy-spaceman-ninja."

Man, what a clown.
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Male 229
"First of all the guy didnt make a joke about shooting the President and you KNOW it. He made a joke about SOMEONE ELSE missing the President."

Actually, the "joke" was about how not to miss next time. Either way, we`re not going to agree on whether that is funny or appropriate in any way. As far as needing to hide behind the internet, I am 6`6" and 240 pounds. I rarely feel the need to hide behind anything.

As far as trying to scare a poster into thinking the secret service was going to come after him, you better believe that was my intention. If nothing else, I want him/her to think about what they`re posting next time and realize that something like that isn`t right. I don`t think that sort of post should ever be taken lightly or considered funny, I value life too much for that. If that makes me a douchebag in your eyes, I can live with that.
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Male 582
Shnarddog- I didnt spend ANY time analyzing you. You put it all out there with your own postings. I shall explain why.

First of all the guy didnt make a joke about shooting the President and you KNOW it. He made a joke about SOMEONE ELSE missing the President.

I am not defending him. He doesnt need defending. It is YOU still just being a tool about an off-handed joke.

As for being "a big man on the net" well, that is you all over. If you really thought that the President was in danger, you would not post a warning (unless you are a bigger idiot than anyone can imagine. Is that it? Are you really that stupid?) to the suspected assassin. But you piped up with your comment about alerting the Secret Service to try to intimidate and scare some poster that didn`t do a thing wrong. You wanted to look like a big shot and just ended up exposing yourself as a douche-bag.

Your continued defense of such behavior is nothing short of pathetic.
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Male 229
Wizard77 - Wow, I`m honored that you clearly spent so much time thinking about me and trying to analyze who I am. The reality is that someone making a "joke" about shooting the president isn`t appropriate, even for the lovely people of IAB. The fact that you would go to such lengths to defend such a moronic "joke" makes you the douchebag.

And since we`re analyzing one another, you strike me as the type of person who is too big a puss to stand up and say anything in real life so you have to act like a big tough guy on a message board, getting his feathers ruffled and pissing and moaning about people holding others accountable for being idiots. Get over yourself...
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Male 587
LOL "Oh Goodness" "That`s alright all of you know who I am." Classic sheen.
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Male 1,557
I think he handled that well :)
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Male 44
Who ever made that sign, Ship em straight to guantanamo!
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Male 2,424
Foreboding...
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Male 604
As opposed to playing politics-themed madlibs.
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Male 604
CJ, the only reason Bush may not have used teleprompters (questionable claim) is because he`d look even dumber attempting to read them.
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Male 17,512
DOR: Did you notice the teleprompters ? That`s the only reason he ever seems `intelligent`, When he doesn`t have them around he inevitably gaffs or just sits there and uhms, uhs, and hmms while he thinks up a lie.
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Male 93
It is so refreshing to have a president who speaks in full sentences -- paragraphs even! -- once again.
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Male 28
That seal is hung on the podium just before the President speaks. So the person who put it up had to be going "oh expletive". I`m sure they will be hearing about it for years.
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Male 15,832
Did it jump, or was it pushed?
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Male 493
Dan Quayle anyone?
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Male 582
Shnard-dog- Yes, you are. You know that some dude was just making a joke on a site like IAB and all you can do is *start wimp/nerd/pillock voice* "I`m telling! You said something that I can twist into a threat even though I know it isn`t one. But I can do it. I can make something out of this because I am important. I`m telling on you and you will get in trouble! *end wimp/nerd/pillock voice*

You sow that sort of douche-baggery and yes sir, you become a douche bag.

I bet you were "that kid" in school. "Teacher, teacher, don`t forget to assign homework before we leave for the weekend."
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Male 1,021
He is such a boring speaker. Pausing every second word. Why do some claim he speaks so well. Boring!
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Male 1,021
General Custers tent flag fell to the ground the night before his last stand...
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Male 25,416
Dont read into it was a nail that did it, nothng else!
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Male 10,845
On the other hand.
[quote">I didn`t write the "It`s a sign people" part[/quote">

They did it to you too hmm?

Remember that "Japanese sign" I posted. It wasn`t actually Japanese, it was Chinese and I wrote accordingly. But they wrote Japanese too. There was also that Buzz Aldrin thread. The phrase "alleged moon landing" when my original comment was "Serves you right moron!".

Mods? "Allegedly"?!?
REALLY!?!?!?!?
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Male 10,845
[quote]57 states[/quote]

Yeah it`s called a freudian slip it happens to me sometimes :)
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Male 229
"It`s nice to have a president that`s smarter than you are for a change isn`t it?"

No kidding, I was walking around for the last 8 years with an inflated ego because I can properly pronounce "nuclear"
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Male 17,512
CodeJockey: [quote]That guy does so much to make the US seem more human.
I am definitely no longer worried that missiles will fly just because someone lost his cool at meeting.[/quote]

Yeah, I feel so much safer knowing Iran has nukes and missiles large enough to start world war 3. <sarcasm>
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Male 17,512
madest: [quote]What exactly is this a sign of CJ?[/quote]

Madest, I didn`t write the "It`s a sign people" part. That must`ve been added by the person that approved the submission.

[quote]It`s nice to have a president that`s smarter than you are for a change isn`t it?[/quote]

57 states, Yeah that`s real genius there.
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Male 96
Epically handled.
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Male 2,402
Perhaps an omen of things to come hmm....?
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Male 3,745
"HalfPintRoo said- ""sniper needs to adjust his aim. 3 clicks up elevation."

Wow, forwarding that to the secret service..."


yes tell them...help them assassinate the president...with all the security he has if he was murdered it would almost have to be an inside job any way :|
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Male 37
hahaha at least he tried to be funny hahaha
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Male 768
Lol, I think he handled it awesomely.

LMAO CodeJockey, dratin` lol`d at the Cheney one.
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Female 80
it was a good save but it wasnt THAT funny. i thought the ladies in the back were laughing too much
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Male 229
Wizard77 - So basically you`re defending someone who is writing about a sniper aiming at the president? And I`m the douchebag? Wow!
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Male 440
Barry`s so cool !!
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Male 153
That`s nice but how good is he at dodging shoes?
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Male 385
Heh, that`s a hint is I ever seen one.
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Male 5,608
LOL!!!
That guy does so much to make the US seem more human.
I am definitely no longer worried that missiles will fly just because someone lost his cool at meeting.

Now, imagine:
"President Biden said `F*ck!` today after being caught off guard by the seal falling..."

"Madam President Clinton walked off and was later seen holding someone in a headlock..."

"Cheney, a long time quail hunter, was wrestled to the floor by his own guards while attempting to find and shoot..."
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Male 493
Great save, Obama, great save.
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Male 582
Shnard-dog said- "sniper needs to adjust his aim. 3 clicks up elevation."

Wow, forwarding that to the secret service...
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HalfPintRoo said- ""sniper needs to adjust his aim. 3 clicks up elevation."

Wow, forwarding that to the secret service..."

As am I



Yes please do. The Secret Service doesn`t have a big enough job safeguarding the CC (let alone the first black CC) already. What they need is plenty of douche bags sending in what amounts to spam as often as possible.

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Male 254
just another reason why this guy is infinitely better than bush... he`s articulate, funny, and can actually handle himself.
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Male 322
meh, mildly funny, but i give him props for keeping cool.
two stars for his initial joke.
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Male 7,585
i think he played it off pretty well
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Male 749
Ha, he`s funny. :D
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Male 2,796
Don`t particularly like his politics, but that was funny and he made a good recovery.
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Female 1,894
whitehouse is fallin aapart!
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Male 291
Damn, the teleprompters don`t tell me what to say here!!!!
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Male 496
From the sound of it, he`s going to fire whomever was responsible for putting up the seal. But then he`ll have to hire someone else to replace that person. Another job created by Obama!
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Male 21
It could be worse. That could have been McCain behind the presidential podium.
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Male 68
his smoothness bores me
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Male 757
bush would have hid behind the podium thinking somebody was throwing shoes at him
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Male 103
Hah, great save.
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Male 2,441
Who was that guy?
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Male 255
american quality?
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Male 129
This actually happened to Bush though also you idiots.
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Male 2,229
Yeah, somebody back is thinking "oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t" over and over again.
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Male 3,314
He was stalling because his teleprompter kept going and he stopped. Waiting for them to roll the sucker back.
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Male 122
Furniture malfunction.
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Female 2,764
""sniper needs to adjust his aim. 3 clicks up elevation."

Wow, forwarding that to the secret service..."

As am I
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Female 1,963
Man I love him, he`s so cool and collected when something goes wrong. And I can so see how someone backstage was going "Oh my god I am so fired right now".
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Female 2,764
"What do you think Bush would have said?"

"Was that another shoe?"
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Male 7,378
[quote]Every time I listen to this man I feel like I`m in high school listening to a lecture.[/quote]
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It`s nice to have a president that`s smarter than you are for a change isn`t it?
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Male 26
Salted Eggs, the reason it feels like a lecture is because Obama is sharing information and ideas with people. It might seems like a new concept.
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Male 2,893
Good, he deserved it.
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Male 774
Every time I listen to this man I feel like I`m in high school listening to a lecture. :\
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Male 840
I love this guy. Great improvisation.
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Male 1,244
"What do you think Bush would have said?"
Where did my big circle-y thing go? It`s them talibinanians trying to terrorize us into giving in to the war in Iraq! Send more troops in!
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Male 182
"he`s like those telephone sales people that have to start over again because thier speil was interrupted."

You mean like someone giving a speech might do? It`s not like he`s improvising.
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Male 185
Ah, man, you really need to lay off the crak.
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Male 953
That guy is fired ... his skills didn`t match up.
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Female 1,380
I drating hate that man with a passion...but nice save.
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Male 39
Obama did a nice job following it up. What do you think Bush would have said?
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Male 16
@ Volsunga
Agreed.
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Male 7,378
What exactly is this a sign of CJ? That he`s going to be your president until 2016?
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Male 2,440
[quote]I can`t wait for this drating idiot to get booted out of office. He`s the Douchebag In Chief.[/quote]
Don`t hold back, vegascartman. Let us know what you REALLY think. xD
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Male 2,690
I think it was funny.

@TheTumor: Why would you ever go to Yahoo? lol
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Male 229
"sniper needs to adjust his aim. 3 clicks up elevation."

Wow, forwarding that to the secret service...
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Male 229
"I can`t wait for this drating idiot to get booted out of office. He`s the Douchebag In Chief."

You`re the one with Cartman as your picture profile. I am pretty sure that is the definition of douchebag.
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Male 1,548
sniper needs to adjust his aim. 3 clicks up elevation.
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Male 734
I can`t wait for this drating idiot to get booted out of office. He`s the Douchebag In Chief.
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Male 552
Can we NOT post stupid crap that we can see the MOMENT we open Yahoo.com?
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Male 284
Nice save :3
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Male 762
He plays it off like a champ.
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Male 271
well done sir.

dont think much of him either way politically...

but good save.

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Female 3,001
he handled it really well I thought
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Male 4,290
Haha, gotta love a high-profile technical falt. Good recovery too :P
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Male 10,845
Wait until the elections my friend
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Female 2,509
lol "where were we?"

he`s like those telephone sales people that have to start over again because thier speil was interrupted.
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Male 15,510
That is one bad sniper
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Male 17,512
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