New Version Of The Bible, Actually Awesome [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

We might actually become hardcore followers if the entire Bible is as interesting as these two frames.
There are 65 comments:
Male 2
I feel that this site could be very useful & informative. Looking forward to more stuff.

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Male 34
@trp712

Have you ever read science books and publications? They all contradict them selfs.. Its even worse than the bible.

People just think to much about these subjects in my opinion.
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Male 1,834
apparently everyone gets one
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Female 314
everybody gets one
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Male 3,915
well at least that makes sense...
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Male 137
aish1 has a spam paint ad below - I don`t get it, all the people on here don`t paint their walls, they wallpaper their backgrounds - someone needs to do some market research before spamming
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Male 2,238
[quote]I think it`s harder to understand the complexities of science than the complexities of most major religions.[/quote]
Could not disagree more. Have you ever considered all the contradictions which arise from taking the bible literally? At least science eventually make sense.
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Male 467
@ xKiesix
Yeah, and he`d look middle eastern too. Like your usual terrorist in fact.
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Female 235
And that`s why I never used drugs.
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Male 75
@lazerdude

I`m not even American but:
a) there are definitely non-religious folk in the US
b) I think it`s harder to understand the complexities of science than the complexities of most major religions.
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Male 44
This is so wrong its awesome, bible awesome.
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Female 448
Isn`t Jesus a jew? He wouldn`t eat bacon....
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Male 533
Aryan Jesus.
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Female 9
Why does Jesus look like Chuck Norris?
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Female 533
hmmm, nice to know Jesus was a blonde
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Male 1,351
You got it, Spidey!
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Male 312
"But since when is jesus blond?"

We don`t know what he looked like
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Male 83
go spidey! lol @fatninja01 ur back!
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Female 53
This is awesome :D

But since when is jesus blond?
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Male 2,748
adding his hilarious point of view to the not so hilarious scripture
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Male 25,416
Yay for spidey!
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Male 2,419
@Piepig
there`s one bold word in the entire thing...
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Male 1,197
hey, the bibles looking like a good read in comic form ... with spiderman :D
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Male 1,523
Speaking of comics...

Why do they make so many words in bold? It`s really annoying, like they yell every other word.
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Female 463
Don`t do drugs! Lol
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Male 2,121
@daisy822, link? I`ve never seen this before.
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Male 9,306
Then Spiderman cooked him breakfast, and Jesus gave him a "thank you" f*ck. Because it`s the polite thing to do.
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Female 1,070
d(^^)b

xD
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Female 2,120
Well, if Spiderman says it, it must be true!
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Male 322
haha love the random `don`t do drugs!"
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Female 1,043
repost.
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Male 2,424
It looks like he is saving Shaggy from scooby doo
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Male 101
cuz jesus was totally a blonde white guy
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Male 35
That`s not Jesus, that`s Willie Nelson.
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Male 604
Jesus is looking more and more mormon each day...
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Male 2,549
I nearly pissed myself laughing reading the comments.
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Male 639
@lazer Please explain which part was too complex for me. I`m going to assume that because of my nationality that I must have not gotten something.
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Male 120
blonde Jesus. way to perverse the truth yet again Christians
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Male 4
That was well said akiiryuuha, especially the last bit.
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Female 265
ultimakewl

thats exactly what i was thinking
god bless family guy
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Male 14,330
DAMN!!! I want drugs with my eggs and bacon!!!CRAP!!! Hey spiderman go see what satans got.
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Male 602
i r dum amricna.

too stoopid to know camplex thangs..like...atom bomb...or manny on the moonie....dum dum

thank ya jesus
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Female 69
@lazerdude

Not all Americans are religious; some of us are atheists.

But I assume that by "religious" you meant "Christian or some derivative thereof" which is kind of true, in the sense that a lot of us are simply belief-Christians or agnostics. And we do have plenty of practicing-Christians who go to church every Sunday.

But we also have people that are atheists/ pagans/ Buddhist/ etc.

P.s. - Most Americans have the ability to learn, but not the drive to. This makes them ignorant, not dumb.
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Male 833
everybody gets 1
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Male 19
@lazer, where did you hear every American is religious? Where are you from, Poland?
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Female 52
Blond Jesus. Right.
And "eggs and goat bacon," more like. Is there such as thing as goat bacon?
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Male 2,893
Seems about right.
(idk, I`ve never bothered to read it.)
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Male 886
Troll posts are not too complex to understand lazerdude.

To a certain degree you need to have the humility to laugh at yourself.

Pride is a sin right?

If you can`t laugh at yourself, and you blind yourself to an attempt at humor because it involves your religion, then you are simply being to proud.

Jesus wouldn`t like that would he?

Sometimes you have to just allow yourself a certain degree of self deprecation in order to enjoy life.
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Male 221
Funny thing about this is that its an American product. I have been told all Americans are religious. However, i thought, and still do think, Americans are too dumb to understand such complex things. Seems i was right.



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Female 1,623
I would actually read this instead of that other boring book
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Male 1,341
Seems about as believable as everything else The Bible preaches.
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Female 843
Everybody gets one.
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Male 1,184
He isn`t offering anyone bacon. He`s asking the omniscient guy to list everyone in the world who currently wants eggs and bacon.
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Female 1,593
(insert ZOMG U GIB JESUS BACON!? HIM R JEWISH here)

Maybe it`s turkey bacon?
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Male 2,440
A blond Jesus? Pffft, everone knows Jesus was black.
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Male 1,596
i call anachronism!
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Male 769
offering BACON to JESUS?! oh Spidey...
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Female 8
Oh, Spiderman...offering a Jewish man bacon.
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Male 1,240
Spider-Jesus, Spider-Jesus. Does whatever a Spider-Jesus does. Can he swing, from a web? Sure he can, he`s our lord and savior. Look out, he is a Spider-Jesus.












Yes, I used the spider-pig instead of spider-man. Sue me.
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Male 1,548
lol, Aryan Jesus.
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Female 877
i can think of the muslim version of this too but it`d be too dangerous to draw x/
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Male 1,240
I`d convert.
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Male 15,510
Rofl, morning sunshine!
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Male 552
Start religious rant....


NOW.
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Male 19,882
Link: New Version Of The Bible, Actually Awesome [Pic] [Rate Link] - We might actually become hardcore followers if the entire Bible is as interesting as these two frames.
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