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Date: 10/06/10 09:01 AM

66 Responses to New Version Of The Bible, Actually Awesome [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:20 am
    Link: New Version Of The Bible, Actually Awesome - We might actually become hardcore followers if the entire Bible is as interesting as these two frames.
  2. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Start religious rant....


    NOW.
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:30 am
    (Tries to think of goofy Spiderman joke)...I got nothing
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:38 am
    Rofl, morning sunshine!
  5. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
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    October 6, 2010 at 9:44 am
    I`d convert.
  6. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:48 am
    i can think of the muslim version of this too but it`d be too dangerous to draw x/
  7. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:49 am
    lol, Aryan Jesus.
  8. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:49 am
    Spider-Jesus, Spider-Jesus. Does whatever a Spider-Jesus does. Can he swing, from a web? Sure he can, he`s our lord and savior. Look out, he is a Spider-Jesus.












    Yes, I used the spider-pig instead of spider-man. Sue me.
  9. Profile photo of for_lillian
    for_lillian Female 18-29
    8 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:51 am
    Oh, Spiderman...offering a Jewish man bacon.
  10. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:54 am
    offering BACON to JESUS?! oh Spidey...
  11. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:00 am
    i call anachronism!
  12. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:00 am
    A blond Jesus? Pffft, everone knows Jesus was black.
  13. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    October 6, 2010 at 10:09 am
    (insert ZOMG U GIB JESUS BACON!? HIM R JEWISH here)

    Maybe it`s turkey bacon?
  14. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:14 am
    He isn`t offering anyone bacon. He`s asking the omniscient guy to list everyone in the world who currently wants eggs and bacon.
  15. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Everybody gets one.
  16. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:39 am
    Seems about as believable as everything else The Bible preaches.
  17. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:45 am
    I would actually read this instead of that other boring book
  18. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:58 am
    Funny thing about this is that its an American product. I have been told all Americans are religious. However, i thought, and still do think, Americans are too dumb to understand such complex things. Seems i was right.



  19. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Troll posts are not too complex to understand lazerdude.

    To a certain degree you need to have the humility to laugh at yourself.

    Pride is a sin right?

    If you can`t laugh at yourself, and you blind yourself to an attempt at humor because it involves your religion, then you are simply being to proud.

    Jesus wouldn`t like that would he?

    Sometimes you have to just allow yourself a certain degree of self deprecation in order to enjoy life.
  20. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    October 6, 2010 at 11:07 am
    Seems about right.
    (idk, I`ve never bothered to read it.)
  21. Profile photo of Vi
    Vi Female 18-29
    52 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:22 am
    Blond Jesus. Right.
    And "eggs and goat bacon," more like. Is there such as thing as goat bacon?
  22. Profile photo of Squidden
    Squidden Male 13-17
    19 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:23 am
    @lazer, where did you hear every American is religious? Where are you from, Poland?
  23. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:40 am
    everybody gets 1
  24. Profile photo of akiiryuuha
    akiiryuuha Female 18-29
    69 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:47 am
    @lazerdude

    Not all Americans are religious; some of us are atheists.

    But I assume that by "religious" you meant "Christian or some derivative thereof" which is kind of true, in the sense that a lot of us are simply belief-Christians or agnostics. And we do have plenty of practicing-Christians who go to church every Sunday.

    But we also have people that are atheists/ pagans/ Buddhist/ etc.

    P.s. - Most Americans have the ability to learn, but not the drive to. This makes them ignorant, not dumb.
  25. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    i r dum amricna.

    too stoopid to know camplex thangs..like...atom bomb...or manny on the moonie....dum dum

    thank ya jesus
  26. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    DAMN!!! I want drugs with my eggs and bacon!!!CRAP!!! Hey spiderman go see what satans got.
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    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    ultimakewl

    thats exactly what i was thinking
    god bless family guy
  28. Profile photo of ahh7s7h7i7t
    ahh7s7h7i7t Male 18-29
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    October 6, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    That was well said akiiryuuha, especially the last bit.
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    Porkchop275 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    blonde Jesus. way to perverse the truth yet again Christians
  30. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    @lazer Please explain which part was too complex for me. I`m going to assume that because of my nationality that I must have not gotten something.
  31. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    I nearly pissed myself laughing reading the comments.
  32. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Jesus is looking more and more mormon each day...
  33. Profile photo of x00sbsdb
    x00sbsdb Male 40-49
    35 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    That`s not Jesus, that`s Willie Nelson.
  34. Profile photo of thecoolhair
    thecoolhair Male 30-39
    101 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    cuz jesus was totally a blonde white guy
  35. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    It looks like he is saving Shaggy from scooby doo
  36. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
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    October 6, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    repost.
  37. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    haha love the random `don`t do drugs!"
  38. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Well, if Spiderman says it, it must be true!
  39. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    d(^^)b

    xD
  40. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    October 6, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Then Spiderman cooked him breakfast, and Jesus gave him a "thank you" f*ck. Because it`s the polite thing to do.
  41. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    @daisy822, link? I`ve never seen this before.
  42. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    Don`t do drugs! Lol
  43. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
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    October 6, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    Speaking of comics...

    Why do they make so many words in bold? It`s really annoying, like they yell every other word.
  44. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    hey, the bibles looking like a good read in comic form ... with spiderman :D
  45. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    @Piepig
    there`s one bold word in the entire thing...
  46. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    Yay for spidey!
  47. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    adding his hilarious point of view to the not so hilarious scripture
  48. Profile photo of Paigala123
    Paigala123 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    This is awesome :D

    But since when is jesus blond?
  49. Profile photo of sausage1
    sausage1 Male 13-17
    83 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    go spidey! lol @fatninja01 ur back!
  50. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    "But since when is jesus blond?"

    We don`t know what he looked like
  51. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    You got it, Spidey!
  52. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    hmmm, nice to know Jesus was a blonde
  53. Profile photo of FBGM
    FBGM Female 18-29
    9 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    Why does Jesus look like Chuck Norris?
  54. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    Aryan Jesus.
  55. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    Isn`t Jesus a jew? He wouldn`t eat bacon....
  56. Profile photo of Ahrimanyama
    Ahrimanyama Male 30-39
    44 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    This is so wrong its awesome, bible awesome.
  57. Profile photo of benbowles
    benbowles Male 13-17
    75 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    @lazerdude

    I`m not even American but:
    a) there are definitely non-religious folk in the US
    b) I think it`s harder to understand the complexities of science than the complexities of most major religions.
  58. Profile photo of panda_chaos
    panda_chaos Female 18-29
    235 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:15 am
    And that`s why I never used drugs.
  59. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:24 am
    @ xKiesix
    Yeah, and he`d look middle eastern too. Like your usual terrorist in fact.
  60. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 2:43 am
    I think it`s harder to understand the complexities of science than the complexities of most major religions.
    Could not disagree more. Have you ever considered all the contradictions which arise from taking the bible literally? At least science eventually make sense.
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    shepherd Male 30-39
    137 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 7:49 am
    aish1 has a spam paint ad below - I don`t get it, all the people on here don`t paint their walls, they wallpaper their backgrounds - someone needs to do some market research before spamming
  62. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    well at least that makes sense...
  63. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    everybody gets one
  64. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    apparently everyone gets one
  65. Profile photo of esmifra
    esmifra Male 18-29
    34 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 3:26 am
    @trp712

    Have you ever read science books and publications? They all contradict them selfs.. Its even worse than the bible.

    People just think to much about these subjects in my opinion.
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    surveytool Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2012 at 11:32 am
    I feel that this site could be very useful & informative. Looking forward to more stuff.

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