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Date: 10/20/10 03:04 PM

78 Responses to Never Photoshop Your Facebook Self-Photos [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Link: Never Photoshop Your Facebook Self-Photos - Unless your Photoshop skills are advanced.
  2. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Who needs FGAS when you have Photoshoop?
  3. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    tis a shame she`s probably fat. those chesticles look delicious.
  4. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    i wonder what her friends said =D
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    if they`re giving it away free, you can`t expect quality too.
  6. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    seems alot of people make that mistake...
  7. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    And that`s actually an incredibly easy fix, too.
  8. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    space bends around her, she is some kind of supergirl!
  9. Profile photo of GuiStuie
    GuiStuie Male 30-39
    119 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    It never ceases to amaze me how far ignorant people will go to be disgustingly thin whether it`s real or not. Tip: if you want to be thin, stop eating. At least then you could be diagnosed with a mental problem.
  10. Profile photo of alrep
    alrep Female 18-29
    80 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    at least her boobs are real i guess
  11. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    Ugh...don`t photoshop yourself if you don`t know how to do it properly.
  12. Profile photo of asnodeus
    asnodeus Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    At least we know them boobs are not photoshoped.:)
  13. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    How about a NSFW!
  14. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    That bra looks way stuffed. And not in the good way.
  15. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    If you want to look thinner, do some damn exercise and stop cramming your face with Cheetos or whatever the hell your fat ass craves.
  16. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Ew. And clean up your bathroom just a tit bit.
  17. Profile photo of dynamites111
    dynamites111 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Who in the world is so insecure that they have to photoshop their own pictures? So sad...
  18. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    her tits look like launched torpedoes.
  19. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Plus she can`t take a f`kin photo. I admit, I shop my self-portraits, but only to adjust color and erase zits.
  20. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    At least we know them boobs are not photoshoped.
    Nope, they are. If you look close, you`ll see that the bra doesn`t line up at all.

    They may not have been shopped, but the only reason they stick out that far is because she shopped the rest of herself.
  21. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    She is so hot she warps the world around her.
  22. Profile photo of BruceLeroy
    BruceLeroy Male 18-29
    123 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    Like Einstein posited....time/space bend when approaching extremely dense objects.
  23. Profile photo of angelo0317
    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    Can anyone unwarp this? I would love to see that.
  24. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    @Altaru: Are you talking about the pink vs. polka dot not lining up? If so, that it normal. That`s where lace stops on bras usually. But yes, your second point is valid.
  25. Profile photo of TastyNuggetz
    TastyNuggetz Male 18-29
    49 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    So this is what $2 will get you?
  26. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    This looks legit.
  27. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    @KittenCereal
    That`s exactly what I was thinking.... torpedoes.
  28. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    FAKE
  29. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    This is old and I think we all agreed on that time that she is so hot that she bends the light around her
  30. Profile photo of BroadwayLove
    BroadwayLove Female 18-29
    187 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    but notice how the boobies are real!
  31. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    Lol, fat girl.
  32. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    Isn`t possible that there are 2 black holes there and that they are warping the space and light around them? I mean we wouldn`t be able to see them, I don`t think we should just jump to conclusions like this.
  33. Profile photo of Chickenthief
    Chickenthief Male 40-49
    84 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    Photoshop or not the the tummy and butt, she has a wery impressive rack!!!
  34. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    I have that bra....
  35. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    Rack doesn`t count if you`re fat. period.
  36. Profile photo of nastynate15
    nastynate15 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    her ass is so fat and massive its bending the space around it
  37. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Are you talking about the pink vs. polka dot not lining up?
    Nope. If you look closely, the strap actually goes OVER the pink, it doesn`t line up with it.

    Rack doesn`t count if you`re fat. period.
    Must agree there. Seriously, if the only reason she has tits is because they`re loaded down with fat that couldn`t fit in her stomach, than I really don`t think they count...
  38. Profile photo of xxEmo_kid_xx
    xxEmo_kid_xx Female 18-29
    206 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    LMAO.
  39. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    i wonder if she paid $2.00 for this shop.................
  40. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    work with layers, you rookies.
  41. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    this really isn`t all that bad, w/out the red circles point out the faults, i doubt anyone would really notice. Wonder what she looked like before the shop.
  42. Profile photo of IsmelBacn420
    IsmelBacn420 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    ardystic, that`s awesome, just btw.
  43. Profile photo of xxsmudgexx41
    xxsmudgexx41 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    i`d rather not think about what she really looks like and just relish in what photo there is XD
  44. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    She didn`t photoshop it, she can bend matter
  45. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    Still tap that...
  46. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    "She didn`t photoshop it, she can bend matter"

    Her ass is so massive that is can distort light? Amazing!
  47. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    I dunno, she might not be that bad. Why not reverse photoshop it to find out? You should be able to get a rough idea when you distort her stomach and butt until the tile lines are straight again. I say this because I have no PS skills whatsoever.
  48. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    Any of you PS wizards out there want to try to straighten out those tile lines to see what she really looks like?
  49. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    But the boobs are real right? Nice...
  50. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    That flash hurts my eyes, it`s like staring into the sun.
  51. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    At least she is trying
  52. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    darn
  53. Profile photo of kyle6513
    kyle6513 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    fixed,
    image tags don`t work.
    here
  54. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    well the orginal doesnt look that bad, i dont understand why she did that..me on the otherhand..yea that would be gross
  55. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    I bet she`d be hot too.
  56. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 12:06 am
    Who needs diets when you`ve got photoshop?
  57. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 12:24 am
    when you are high on hair-spray you don`t notice that you suck at photoshop...
  58. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 12:36 am
    lol guys, can you name half of the stuff in that bathroom?!
  59. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 12:51 am
    "lol guys, can you name half of the stuff in that bathroom?!"

    Yes. Her gut just before she shopped it out.
  60. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 1:03 am
    i wonder if she paid $2.00 for this shop.................
    LOLZ! Nice catch there @Gleeballs!
  61. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 5:47 am
    I`m sure she has a great personality, and that`s all that really matters.
  62. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 6:12 am
    @becca
    except she`s dumb enough to think that this looks real, and she has so little personality this is the only way that she would look attractive

    also, she seriously couldn`t just suck it in for 5 seconds?
  63. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 7:09 am
    So I guess she is fat and flat with no butt.
  64. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 8:01 am
    she needs those granny panties that suck in your gut and the "booty pop" lol
  65. Profile photo of paNix3d
    paNix3d Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 9:12 am
    She is SO FAT, that she is indenting the tiles behind her!! O.O
  66. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 10:56 am
    well atleast her boobs don`t look too shopped...

    anyway, learn2layers :|
  67. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 11:49 am
    I think girls look hotter with a little natural flab anyways, as opposed to a manly 6 pack
  68. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    @trumple07: really i love size zero girls! and a slight view of some abs on a girl is hawt!
  69. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    lolz. fail
  70. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    wow, thats creepy would love to see the original!
  71. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    @becca: IMO, people with great personalities don`t usually post half naked photoshopped pictures of themselves on the interwebz.
  72. Profile photo of imnaked
    imnaked Male 18-29
    109 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    thats more then naturl flab look how much that was pushed in and with tig ol bitties like that no way shes that skinny then have to be resting on something
  73. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    Some one take it and photoshop it back to normal. I would, but I`m not very good at photoshop.
  74. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    Thanks, kyle, nice work, although you might have gone even further with the belly. I have an ancient version of PS that won`t do that fancy stuff, and I`m too damned old to start over and learn GIMP.
  75. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    Some one take it and photoshop it back to normal. I would, but I`m not very good at photoshop.
    kyle did that about 20 posts down from yours. Just click the link.

    And kyle, I`ve found that the pics I post at imageshack.us seem to work every time.
  76. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:29 am
    The fixed one is not quite fixed- grout lines are still off- but with a better ref it seems she is not so much flabby as chunky. In a balconette bra.
  77. Profile photo of SmittySensei
    SmittySensei Male 18-29
    13 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    Even on the fix`t image those things are still massive in comparison to her body. Her posture must be terrible.
  78. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 9:19 am
    Maybe the mirror is warped?...
    Well, that`s the story I would stick to if I were her =P

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