Never Photoshop Your Facebook Self-Photos [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Unless your Photoshop skills are advanced.
There are 78 comments:
Male 907
Maybe the mirror is warped?...
Well, that`s the story I would stick to if I were her =P
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Male 13
Even on the fix`t image those things are still massive in comparison to her body. Her posture must be terrible.
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Female 7,867
The fixed one is not quite fixed- grout lines are still off- but with a better ref it seems she is not so much flabby as chunky. In a balconette bra.
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Male 15,832
[quote]Some one take it and photoshop it back to normal. I would, but I`m not very good at photoshop.[/quote]
kyle did that about 20 posts down from yours. Just click the link.

And kyle, I`ve found that the pics I post at imageshack.us seem to work every time.
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Male 15,832
Thanks, kyle, nice work, although you might have gone even further with the belly. I have an ancient version of PS that won`t do that fancy stuff, and I`m too damned old to start over and learn GIMP.
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Male 768
Some one take it and photoshop it back to normal. I would, but I`m not very good at photoshop.
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Male 109
thats more then naturl flab look how much that was pushed in and with tig ol bitties like that no way shes that skinny then have to be resting on something
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Female 452
@becca: IMO, people with great personalities don`t usually post half naked photoshopped pictures of themselves on the interwebz.
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Male 25,416
wow, thats creepy would love to see the original!
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Male 2,748
lolz. fail
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Male 339
@trumple07: really i love size zero girls! and a slight view of some abs on a girl is hawt!
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Male 422
I think girls look hotter with a little natural flab anyways, as opposed to a manly 6 pack
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Male 3,619
well atleast her boobs don`t look too shopped...

anyway, learn2layers :|
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Male 12
She is SO FAT, that she is indenting the tiles behind her!! O.O
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Male 794
she needs those granny panties that suck in your gut and the "booty pop" lol
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Male 6,694
So I guess she is fat and flat with no butt.
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Male 2,419
@becca
except she`s dumb enough to think that this looks real, and she has so little personality this is the only way that she would look attractive

also, she seriously couldn`t just suck it in for 5 seconds?
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Female 347
I`m sure she has a great personality, and that`s all that really matters.
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Male 37,815
[quote]i wonder if she paid $2.00 for this shop.................[/quote]
LOLZ! Nice catch there @Gleeballs!
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Male 1,505
"lol guys, can you name half of the stuff in that bathroom?!"

Yes. Her gut just before she shopped it out.
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Male 2,586
lol guys, can you name half of the stuff in that bathroom?!
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Male 3,076
when you are high on hair-spray you don`t notice that you suck at photoshop...
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Male 812
Who needs diets when you`ve got photoshop?
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Male 6,737
I bet she`d be hot too.
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Female 654
well the orginal doesnt look that bad, i dont understand why she did that..me on the otherhand..yea that would be gross
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Male 18
fixed,
image tags don`t work.
here
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Female 404
darn
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Male 2,441
At least she is trying
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Male 206
That flash hurts my eyes, it`s like staring into the sun.
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Male 452
But the boobs are real right? Nice...
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Male 15,832
Any of you PS wizards out there want to try to straighten out those tile lines to see what she really looks like?
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Male 527
I dunno, she might not be that bad. Why not reverse photoshop it to find out? You should be able to get a rough idea when you distort her stomach and butt until the tile lines are straight again. I say this because I have no PS skills whatsoever.
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Male 456
"She didn`t photoshop it, she can bend matter"

Her ass is so massive that is can distort light? Amazing!
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Male 541
Still tap that...
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Female 1,623
She didn`t photoshop it, she can bend matter
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Male 55
i`d rather not think about what she really looks like and just relish in what photo there is XD
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Female 98
ardystic, that`s awesome, just btw.
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Male 1,744
this really isn`t all that bad, w/out the red circles point out the faults, i doubt anyone would really notice. Wonder what she looked like before the shop.
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Male 1,083
work with layers, you rookies.
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Female 850
i wonder if she paid $2.00 for this shop.................
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Female 206
LMAO.
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Male 3,482
[quote]Are you talking about the pink vs. polka dot not lining up?[/quote]
Nope. If you look closely, the strap actually goes OVER the pink, it doesn`t line up with it.

[quote]Rack doesn`t count if you`re fat. period.[/quote]
Must agree there. Seriously, if the only reason she has tits is because they`re loaded down with fat that couldn`t fit in her stomach, than I really don`t think they count...
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Male 49
her ass is so fat and massive its bending the space around it
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Male 604
Rack doesn`t count if you`re fat. period.
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Female 428
I have that bra....
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Male 83
Photoshop or not the the tummy and butt, she has a wery impressive rack!!!
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Male 639
Isn`t possible that there are 2 black holes there and that they are warping the space and light around them? I mean we wouldn`t be able to see them, I don`t think we should just jump to conclusions like this.
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Female 1,148
Lol, fat girl.
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Female 187
but notice how the boobies are real!
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Male 15,510
This is old and I think we all agreed on that time that she is so hot that she bends the light around her
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Male 1,834
FAKE
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Female 406
@KittenCereal
That`s exactly what I was thinking.... torpedoes.
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Female 2,120
This looks legit.
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Male 49
So this is what $2 will get you?
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Female 1,172
@Altaru: Are you talking about the pink vs. polka dot not lining up? If so, that it normal. That`s where lace stops on bras usually. But yes, your second point is valid.
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Male 331
Can anyone unwarp this? I would love to see that.
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Male 123
Like Einstein posited....time/space bend when approaching extremely dense objects.
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Male 602
She is so hot she warps the world around her.
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Male 3,482
[quote]At least we know them boobs are not photoshoped.[/quote]
Nope, they are. If you look close, you`ll see that the bra doesn`t line up at all.

They may not have been shopped, but the only reason they stick out that far is because she shopped the rest of herself.
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Female 3,562
Plus she can`t take a f`kin photo. I admit, I shop my self-portraits, but only to adjust color and erase zits.
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Female 956
her tits look like launched torpedoes.
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Male 76
Who in the world is so insecure that they have to photoshop their own pictures? So sad...
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Female 2,674
Ew. And clean up your bathroom just a tit bit.
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Male 1,598
If you want to look thinner, do some damn exercise and stop cramming your face with Cheetos or whatever the hell your fat ass craves.
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Male 1,240
That bra looks way stuffed. And not in the good way.
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Male 1,237
How about a NSFW!
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Male 101
At least we know them boobs are not photoshoped.:)
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Female 1,515
Ugh...don`t photoshop yourself if you don`t know how to do it properly.
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Female 80
at least her boobs are real i guess
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Male 119
It never ceases to amaze me how far ignorant people will go to be disgustingly thin whether it`s real or not. Tip: if you want to be thin, stop eating. At least then you could be diagnosed with a mental problem.
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Male 269
space bends around her, she is some kind of supergirl!
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Male 1,815
And that`s actually an incredibly easy fix, too.
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Male 3,745
seems alot of people make that mistake...
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Male 38,494
if they`re giving it away free, you can`t expect quality too.
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Male 2,056
i wonder what her friends said =D
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Male 3,894
tis a shame she`s probably fat. those chesticles look delicious.
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Male 1,882
Who needs FGAS when you have Photoshoop?
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Male 20,188
Link: Never Photoshop Your Facebook Self-Photos [Pic] [Rate Link] - Unless your Photoshop skills are advanced.
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