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Date: 10/07/10 11:01 AM

33 Responses to Never Go To Asia Without Your Octopus [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 10:55 am
    Link: Never Go To Asia Without Your Octopus - In the future, the global currency will be octopus.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:14 am
    read the fine print. It says it`s an octopus card.
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    u_jesse_u Male 18-29
    170 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:15 am
    ::Checks Pockets:: Damn.....
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:15 am
    Lame
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    psychosax Male 18-29
    121 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:20 am
    ha
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Reminds me of that scene in American Psycho where the ATM machine says "Feed me a stray cat"
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Like an oyster card in London
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Well, I don`t know about a whole Octopus, but I could insert a tentacle...

    Or at least, I WOULD, if it wouldn`t result in an arrest for indecent exposure. And the potential for a torn... *shudder* Owww...
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:57 am
    crap, left it in my other pants
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    I never travel anywhere without him.

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    dddoug Male 18-29
    17 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    I had (until my wallet was stolen) an Octopus card. It was pink and let me ride the train in Hong Kong. I miss my Octopus
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    OMG! You cram the octopus in the yellow slot, right? LOL!
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    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    wow that octopus is cute, i caught one a bit bigger than that once, bastard bit my finger...
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    alk3v Male 18-29
    340 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    @dddoug I kind of wish they had those in other countries. It`s really convenient having one card used to pay for taxis, buses, minibuses, trains, ferries and other things like vending machines, McDonalds and 7-11`s. It would really boost people`s use of public transport.
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    Zuthilios Male 18-29
    110 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Actually OCTOPUS is the name of the card we use for travel in Hong Kong for the buses, trams, ferries, underground... much like the UK`s OYSTER card. Not sure if it came out first in Hong Kong but Britain pretty copied that one off us anyway.
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    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    In the UK they are called Oyster cards. Still a total bummer when you lose it.
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Multi-pass.
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    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    My uncle lives in Hong Kong. When I visited there in Kindergarten they used those as subway passes, and when you would touch it to the little pad it would let you through the gate to get onto the subway.
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    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    Id rather ride a sharktopus...
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    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    I`m starting to think that fancylad doesn`t know anything.
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    S-Nap Male 18-29
    68 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Its funny, unless you have a brain
  22. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Yes, Hong Kong`s smart cards for payment on the tube and also in shops. Quite convenient thing it is, bummer if you lose it though...especially if it automatically reloads from your credit card. As many said already, like the Oyster card in London.
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    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    This isn`t that funny... it`s not a bad translation. That`s like saying "don`t go to England without your oysters..." See was that funny? Nope....
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    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:51 am
    "This isn`t that funny... it`s not a bad translation. That`s like saying "don`t go to England without your oysters..." See was that funny? Nope...."


    go drat yourself faggot, don`t be mean to fancy and the gang, they are trying really hard(:P), just cause it isn`t your cup of motherdrating tea(or mine...or a lot of people really) does not mean you gotta be a dick
  25. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:40 am
    AHAHAH Because England uses oysters as currency! I get it!

    But in all seriousness, can we get a sort of tag, like NSFW, that just says "Humor required"? It seems to be taken for granted.

    sidenote: My opinion may be slightly biased, as these sorts of pictures are just my kind of lol-worthy material.
  26. Profile photo of DOR
    DOR Male 50-59
    93 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 3:26 am
    The Octopus card is awesome. No fiddling for small change, no dumping more than required into the coin slot.

    The rest of the world will catch up, some day.
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    feedee88 Female 18-29
    95 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 3:31 am
    i wish i had an octopus to just carry around with me all the time.. that or a donkey :D
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 4:36 am
    dang it, i knew that octopus would be needed somewhere!
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 5:51 am
    It`s funny! What`s with all the complaining.
    It wouldn`t be funny with Oysters because anyone in England has heard of them.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    FINALLY a use for these damn tentacles I lug around day after day. .
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    smokeymcweed Male 18-29
    33 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 2:14 am
    well i got news for you DOR ...
    rest of the world got visa & mastercard
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    cool
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    Oh, Man. Good thing I brought my. . . Wait a min. Dang! Can I borrow your Octopus ?

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