Never Drink Your Co-Workers` Milk [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

No matter how thirsty you are, don"t drink your co-workers" milk you find in the community refrigerator. Trust us.
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Male 5,413
That`s a lot of milk
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Male 541
@coedog, very good point
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Female 112
@shizzamX: she probably pumped it out with a breast pump and was gonna take it home and give to her baby? that`s my best guess.
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Male 256
Why is human breast milk disgusting for adults? Would you rather a) suck on a human woman`s nipples or b) suck on a cow`s nipples? I`m not saying I put it in my coffee, but I wouldn`t be grossed out by it, either.
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Female 2,695
ew.. why would you have it at work with you?
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Female 154
You have to pump breast milk on a regular basis or else you dry up. Your body only produces as much milk as you regularly extract. If you are away from your baby you have to pump to keep the breast milk coming for when you are with your child. Also, she probably is saving this milk for next time she is away from her child.
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Male 567
What about this? Any takers?
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Female 188
"All milk comes from breasts. No biggy."

Never thought of this , this way.hmm
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Male 110
All milk comes from breasts. No biggy.
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Male 187
You can get breast milk out of babies??
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Female 250
"Why did this woman put breast milk in a water bottle in the community refridgerator to begin with?"

There can be multiple reasons. Perhaps it`s the father, he took his kid to work and needed to take the milk to feed it with. Or maybe the mother is one of those types where it`s `all or nothing` and has to pump and keep it when she can for later use.

Lots of people take there kids to work. Lots of mothers use breast pumps to extract milk to feed to there child at a later date, which cannot really be predicted when and where she will need to pump.

I don`t even want kids EVER and I know this :|
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Male 4,004
Breast milk, I hear, isn`t that bad... sweet apparently.

I`ve always been curious about it...and one day...
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Male 5,608
I bet someone saw her collecting it, blabbed and the whole office tried it, just to see what it was like...
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Male 253
"Why did this woman put breast milk in a water bottle in the community refridgerator to begin with?"
Do you have your own fridge at work?
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Male 904
Human breast milk is sweet and delicious!
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Female 12
Why did this woman put breast milk in a water bottle in the community refridgerator to begin with?
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Male 782
I`m with Skeezer1991 on this one. Except I`d also refill it and add that I have supplemented their loss with my own breast milk. Signed, Satisfied Father.
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Male 310
@XxCraigxX You really don`t get it?

"Male, 13-17, Canada"

Oh.
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Male 720
I`d drink the rest of it and write `you`re welcome it was delicious.`
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Male 12,365
I`d bet it was cow`s milk and they were just trying to put the person off using their milk in the future.
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Male 7
harr sayin baby produces breast milk how funneh!
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Male 114
This is funny... how? Is that idiot saying that his baby produces milk? Is that the funny part? LAME
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Male 126
What`s so weird about that? We drink breast milk from cattle and goats?
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Male 59
Her baby is producing breast milk?! My God!
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Female 1,181
no, CrzyWhtGrl, it seems to be you who needs the education. i breast fed both my kids for a year each (that`s a two year total, just so you know...) so i`ve seen plenty of breast milk. the pic for this post is NOT pure breast milk.
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Male 1,222
Why yes, I enjoyed it, and I`d love to have seconds, if you catch my drift... Know what i mean Know what i mean. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin. Wink wink. Say no more.
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Male 30
Im sure it probably was good. Breast milk is fatty and full of good stuff. Dont know that I would want to drink it tho. Im not big on drinking things that come out of other peoples bodies.
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Female 171
Some women have no choice but to pump at work, and some use what they can to store it. Engorgement is very painful, but the nasty waterbottle is a tad to far....
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Male 3,061
you can tell that the lady was white who wrote that because only black ladies produce chocolate milk.
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Male 2,419
oh i get it, the parent puts their breast milk in a bottle for a baby, and their baby puts it`s own breast milk in a regular bottle for them to drink at work
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Male 1,882
Why yes, I enjoyed it, and I`d love to have seconds, if you catch my drift... *winkwink*
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Male 491
From a bottle is noway to drink breast milk, get it right from the source.
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Male 208
what else am i gonna do with these oreos
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Female 255
DeathToLems & Xerasia: Maybe the two of you need some education on the whole breast milk thing...
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Male 977
Hahahaha my sentiments exactly guardingnome. Awesome minds my friend.
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Female 1,181
ok, that is not breast milk. breast milk looks like skim milk and has a light blue tinge to it.
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Male 397
You shouldn`t put your breast milk in random bottles in the first place.
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Male 2,893
Who drinks breast milk from their babies?
Some people are f*cking sick.
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Female 1,435
nice try. you`re just making your self look like a bad parent for keeping your babies sterile milk in a filthy water bottle AND taking it to work. why would you do that?
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Male 238
@Solvent - Its hard not to take it to the office when it is inside your boobs.
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Female 233
At least its not Comic Sans, amirite?
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Male 1,357
lmao!
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Female 299
It`s not the milk that`s disturbing. What`s disturbing is that the milk is kept in a filthy nasty water bottle. What is that poo in the bottom ridges of the bottle?
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Male 2,841
Why did she bring breast milk to the office in the first place?
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Male 667
I bet who ever drank it knew from the start it was breast milk.
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Female 171
Breast milk is much sweeter then cows milk, there is a HUGE difference in taste. I`m sure who ever drank it, figgured out pretty fast that was no normal milk...
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Male 4,680
If that woman was trying to look smart by doing this, she`s backfired horribly.
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Male 25,416
Trust no one!
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Male 242
how do you milk a baby
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Male 6,694
Seems like somebody really needed to wash down a brownie bad.
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Male 794
THANKS IT WAS GREAT WITH MY HOT COCO
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Male 768
I think we are all missing the point, why would any one drink some one else`s milk when it`s in a water bottle.
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Female 2,120
Ew.
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Male 3,842
Who would drink a mysterious substance that is not in the original container that they found in the company fridge? After all, being in a re-used water bottle strongly implies that it is a bodily fluid of some sort, or else why would it not be in a marked container?

If you saw "apple juice" in an old used water bottle, don`t drink it. That`s not apple juice.
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Male 2,441
Who would ever drink milk out of someone`s water bottle in the first place?
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Male 2,703
bataleon

there are women who pump breast milk while at work and it has to be refrigerated or used in 8 hours, so many refrigerate at work and freeze when they get home. the real question would be, why is it in a water bottle and not a milk bag or reusable breast milk container, they`re not that expensive.
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Female 1,743
If she didn`t want this to happen, maybe she shouldn`t be a creepy ass and write mark it, "Breast Milk." Also, don`t put it in a water bottle. Put it in a baby bottle. -_-
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Male 1,178
why would anyone keep their breastmilk in a communal fridge? What would you be taking your baby to work etc for?
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Female 3,001
ewwww
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Male 37,888
Ryan22158 - you succeeded
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Female 1,623
Guess someone just learned a lesson
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Female 2,674
Her breast milk was probably way better for him than store-bought milk with all it`s hormones and whatnot. I`m very anti-milk. Adult humans should not be drinking cow`s milk, as it`s produced specifically for calves. We are not baby cows.
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Male 418
Steve41high,

Newborns, both males and females, can produce milk. It`s called Witch`s milk. Google it.

I just thought I would gross someone out today :)
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Male 37,888
Oystah ... sometimes I read your comments and just love you!

well done
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Male 4,867
His secret; Brady`s breast milk...
Got Milk?
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Male 3,745
so its her fault that she wants to prepare for her child meals at work and at home? thats a helluva lot better than what some parents do...
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Male 1,153
im pretty sure babys shouldn`t have breasts, let alone produce milk
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Female 4,039
At least it wasn`t the sample she needed to make the baby.
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Male 4,793
Hah! pwned! and to all you people saying that maybe she shouldnt store it in the fride, fu*k you, tards. There is no legitimate reason to NOT store breast milk in a company fridge. Lesson learned? Don`t drink sh*t that isn`t yours.
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Female 798
ew gross, humans should only be drinking milk from other animals tits!
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Male 37,888
I have 2 comments.

Maybe she should not store her body fluids in the company fridge.

and


Got Milk?
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Male 10,845
Awesome!
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Male 273
how about you don`t store breast milk in the company fridge??? stupid women`s lib movement

ahhh, i`m just kiddin, i love those milk sacks ladies
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Male 4,807
Fact: Breast milk is actually very good in coffee
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Male 37,888
is it pervy that I`m not grossed out by this? Kinda intrigued really.
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Female 165
Nice one.
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Male 582
...yarg.
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Male 15,510
I guess they are closer now
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Male 19,840
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