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79 Responses to Never Drink Your Co-Workers` Milk [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:31 am
    Link: Never Drink Your Co-Workers` Milk - No matter how thirsty you are, don`t drink your co-workers` milk you find in the community refrigerator. Trust us.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:37 am
    I guess they are closer now
  3. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
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    October 28, 2010 at 9:39 am
    ...yarg.
  4. Profile photo of Blutdurstig
    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 9:41 am
    Nice one.
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 28, 2010 at 9:41 am
    is it pervy that I`m not grossed out by this? Kinda intrigued really.
  6. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    October 28, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Fact: Breast milk is actually very good in coffee
  7. Profile photo of ForAllThSin
    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 9:43 am
    how about you don`t store breast milk in the company fridge??? stupid women`s lib movement

    ahhh, i`m just kiddin, i love those milk sacks ladies
  8. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:45 am
    Awesome!
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 28, 2010 at 9:47 am
    I have 2 comments.

    Maybe she should not store her body fluids in the company fridge.

    and


    Got Milk?
  10. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:51 am
    ew gross, humans should only be drinking milk from other animals tits!
  11. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:55 am
    Hah! pwned! and to all you people saying that maybe she shouldnt store it in the fride, fu*k you, tards. There is no legitimate reason to NOT store breast milk in a company fridge. Lesson learned? Don`t drink sh*t that isn`t yours.
  12. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:59 am
    At least it wasn`t the sample she needed to make the baby.
  13. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 10:01 am
    im pretty sure babys shouldn`t have breasts, let alone produce milk
  14. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 10:01 am
    so its her fault that she wants to prepare for her child meals at work and at home? thats a helluva lot better than what some parents do...
  15. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:06 am
    His secret; Brady`s breast milk...
    Got Milk?
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:23 am
    Oystah ... sometimes I read your comments and just love you!

    well done
  17. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:23 am
    Steve41high,

    Newborns, both males and females, can produce milk. It`s called Witch`s milk. Google it.

    I just thought I would gross someone out today :)
  18. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Her breast milk was probably way better for him than store-bought milk with all it`s hormones and whatnot. I`m very anti-milk. Adult humans should not be drinking cow`s milk, as it`s produced specifically for calves. We are not baby cows.
  19. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:35 am
    Guess someone just learned a lesson
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Ryan22158 - you succeeded
  21. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:42 am
    ewwww
  22. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 10:42 am
    why would anyone keep their breastmilk in a communal fridge? What would you be taking your baby to work etc for?
  23. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:49 am
    If she didn`t want this to happen, maybe she shouldn`t be a creepy ass and write mark it, "Breast Milk." Also, don`t put it in a water bottle. Put it in a baby bottle. -_-
  24. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:58 am
    bataleon

    there are women who pump breast milk while at work and it has to be refrigerated or used in 8 hours, so many refrigerate at work and freeze when they get home. the real question would be, why is it in a water bottle and not a milk bag or reusable breast milk container, they`re not that expensive.
  25. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:08 am
    Who would ever drink milk out of someone`s water bottle in the first place?
  26. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:10 am
    Who would drink a mysterious substance that is not in the original container that they found in the company fridge? After all, being in a re-used water bottle strongly implies that it is a bodily fluid of some sort, or else why would it not be in a marked container?

    If you saw "apple juice" in an old used water bottle, don`t drink it. That`s not apple juice.
  27. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 11:17 am
    Ew.
  28. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:18 am
    I think we are all missing the point, why would any one drink some one else`s milk when it`s in a water bottle.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:23 am
    THANKS IT WAS GREAT WITH MY HOT COCO
  30. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Seems like somebody really needed to wash down a brownie bad.
  31. Profile photo of basherrr
    basherrr Male 18-29
    242 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:43 am
    how do you milk a baby
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Trust no one!
  33. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    October 28, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    If that woman was trying to look smart by doing this, she`s backfired horribly.
  34. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Breast milk is much sweeter then cows milk, there is a HUGE difference in taste. I`m sure who ever drank it, figgured out pretty fast that was no normal milk...
  35. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    I bet who ever drank it knew from the start it was breast milk.
  36. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Why did she bring breast milk to the office in the first place?
  37. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    It`s not the milk that`s disturbing. What`s disturbing is that the milk is kept in a filthy nasty water bottle. What is that poo in the bottom ridges of the bottle?
  38. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    lmao!
  39. Profile photo of jacobsona29
    jacobsona29 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    At least its not Comic Sans, amirite?
  40. Profile photo of jde824
    jde824 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    @Solvent - Its hard not to take it to the office when it is inside your boobs.
  41. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    nice try. you`re just making your self look like a bad parent for keeping your babies sterile milk in a filthy water bottle AND taking it to work. why would you do that?
  42. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Who drinks breast milk from their babies?
    Some people are f*cking sick.
  43. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    You shouldn`t put your breast milk in random bottles in the first place.
  44. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    ok, that is not breast milk. breast milk looks like skim milk and has a light blue tinge to it.
  45. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    976 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Hahahaha my sentiments exactly guardingnome. Awesome minds my friend.
  46. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    DeathToLems & Xerasia: Maybe the two of you need some education on the whole breast milk thing...
  47. Profile photo of PBZebras
    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    what else am i gonna do with these oreos
  48. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    From a bottle is noway to drink breast milk, get it right from the source.
  49. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Why yes, I enjoyed it, and I`d love to have seconds, if you catch my drift... *winkwink*
  50. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    you can tell that the lady was white who wrote that because only black ladies produce chocolate milk.
  51. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    oh i get it, the parent puts their breast milk in a bottle for a baby, and their baby puts it`s own breast milk in a regular bottle for them to drink at work
  52. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    Some women have no choice but to pump at work, and some use what they can to store it. Engorgement is very painful, but the nasty waterbottle is a tad to far....
  53. Profile photo of Pearl_kill
    Pearl_kill Male 18-29
    30 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    Im sure it probably was good. Breast milk is fatty and full of good stuff. Dont know that I would want to drink it tho. Im not big on drinking things that come out of other peoples bodies.
  54. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Why yes, I enjoyed it, and I`d love to have seconds, if you catch my drift... Know what i mean Know what i mean. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin. Wink wink. Say no more.
  55. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    no, CrzyWhtGrl, it seems to be you who needs the education. i breast fed both my kids for a year each (that`s a two year total, just so you know...) so i`ve seen plenty of breast milk. the pic for this post is NOT pure breast milk.
  56. Profile photo of rustedbrolly
    rustedbrolly Male 18-29
    59 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    Her baby is producing breast milk?! My God!
  57. Profile photo of Simcoe
    Simcoe Male 30-39
    126 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    What`s so weird about that? We drink breast milk from cattle and goats?
  58. Profile photo of XxCraigxX
    XxCraigxX Male 13-17
    114 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    This is funny... how? Is that idiot saying that his baby produces milk? Is that the funny part? LAME
  59. Profile photo of d-_-b
    d-_-b Male 18-29
    7 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    harr sayin baby produces breast milk how funneh!
  60. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    October 28, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    I`d bet it was cow`s milk and they were just trying to put the person off using their milk in the future.
  61. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    I`d drink the rest of it and write `you`re welcome it was delicious.`
  62. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    @XxCraigxX You really don`t get it?

    "Male, 13-17, Canada"

    Oh.
  63. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    I`m with Skeezer1991 on this one. Except I`d also refill it and add that I have supplemented their loss with my own breast milk. Signed, Satisfied Father.
  64. Profile photo of toasteroven
    toasteroven Female 18-29
    12 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Why did this woman put breast milk in a water bottle in the community refridgerator to begin with?
  65. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    Human breast milk is sweet and delicious!
  66. Profile photo of docwatson
    docwatson Male 18-29
    253 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    "Why did this woman put breast milk in a water bottle in the community refridgerator to begin with?"
    Do you have your own fridge at work?
  67. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    I bet someone saw her collecting it, blabbed and the whole office tried it, just to see what it was like...
  68. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 2:57 am
    Breast milk, I hear, isn`t that bad... sweet apparently.

    I`ve always been curious about it...and one day...
  69. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:08 am
    "Why did this woman put breast milk in a water bottle in the community refridgerator to begin with?"

    There can be multiple reasons. Perhaps it`s the father, he took his kid to work and needed to take the milk to feed it with. Or maybe the mother is one of those types where it`s `all or nothing` and has to pump and keep it when she can for later use.

    Lots of people take there kids to work. Lots of mothers use breast pumps to extract milk to feed to there child at a later date, which cannot really be predicted when and where she will need to pump.

    I don`t even want kids EVER and I know this :|
  70. Profile photo of r3tr0r0ck3r
    r3tr0r0ck3r Male 18-29
    187 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:51 am
    You can get breast milk out of babies??
  71. Profile photo of metalm0rgan
    metalm0rgan Male 18-29
    110 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 5:49 am
    All milk comes from breasts. No biggy.
  72. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 8:40 am
    "All milk comes from breasts. No biggy."

    Never thought of this , this way.hmm
  73. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    What about this? Any takers?
  74. Profile photo of imlaramarie
    imlaramarie Female 18-29
    154 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    You have to pump breast milk on a regular basis or else you dry up. Your body only produces as much milk as you regularly extract. If you are away from your baby you have to pump to keep the breast milk coming for when you are with your child. Also, she probably is saving this milk for next time she is away from her child.
  75. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    ew.. why would you have it at work with you?
  76. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    Why is human breast milk disgusting for adults? Would you rather a) suck on a human woman`s nipples or b) suck on a cow`s nipples? I`m not saying I put it in my coffee, but I wouldn`t be grossed out by it, either.
  77. Profile photo of kidney
    kidney Female 18-29
    112 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    @shizzamX: she probably pumped it out with a breast pump and was gonna take it home and give to her baby? that`s my best guess.
  78. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    That`s a lot of milk

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