Motorcyclist Breaks Moscow Traffic Laws

Submitted by: shiftyplus1 6 years ago in

He"s receiving a lap dance from lady luck.
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Male 1,222
Well you know what they say, in russia you dont drive bikes... whatever
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Male 1,834
awesome
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Female 130
ahmygod i wanna motorcycle i wanna motorcycle IWANNAMOTORCYCLE!!!!!!!
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Male 38
omg did you see that wheelie!!!
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Male 6,694
Dang. Where is the fire ?
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Male 96
Such an idiot, sure, this is awesome and must be a huge adrenaline rush, but all it takes is one car changing lanes and this guy is road kill.
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Male 582
He sure is in a hurry just to ask someone if they want fries with that. Because nobody that F-ing stupid could get any other sort of job.
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Male 63
The joke is on this guy, the copier is patiently waiting for him to arrive at work.
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Male 661
There are probably hundreds of people on organ donor lists watching this video with glee knowing their new liver/kidney/heart etc is on it`s way soon.
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Male 246
see people? Americans aren`t the only impatient bastards in the world.
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Male 469
I could do that easily on my tricycle.
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Male 894
this guy is makin record time through rush-traffic
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Male 282
Oh man, Putin is gonna beat his ass!!
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Female 700
wow.... even though the guy was being dumb... and doing something totally reckless... it was still pretty interesting to watch
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Male 3,482
@Auburn

You`re being a dumbass.

A) I said I wouldn`t have tried to run him off the road, but if he kicked off my mirror, I sure as hell would. And you have no idea who I am, so you honestly couldn`t make a judgment on whether I could beat someone`s ass or not.

B) You obviously have no idea what physics are. One of the fundamental lessons of physics is that, no matter the mass of size of an object, the speed is always added into the equation to determine how much force goes into the hit. And I`m gonna take a guess and assume you`ve never seen what happens when someone goes through a windshield at high speeds (since you can`t just assume he`d go over, or he might go over far enough to end up on another car). It sure as hell ain`t just a "dent," and if there are kids in the backseat, then that`s what I call putting other people`s lives at risk.
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Male 14,331
@auburnjunky

Unless he sails through your car like a torpedo then he has a good chance of hurting someone else.
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Male 451
Having ridden motorcycles for the last 30 years this guy is an idiot and I doubt seriously he will get to say he has ridden for 30 years cuz he will be dead or worse, a vegetable.
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Male 10,338
Oh and to all the other people saying "He`s risking lives", the only one he is risking is his own. If he hits someone, he dies for being a moron, and your car gets dented. His life insurance should cover it :)
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Male 10,338
"If you did that to ME, I`d have CONTINUED to run your ass off the road, then BEAT your ass when we both got there."

Or at least tried.

If someone is stupid enough to MAKE a motorcycle wreck, no matter how crazy the guy is driving it, then THEY automatically become the d-bag.
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Male 14,331
Douche to the power of 10 don`t risk other peoples lives to compensate for your small penis.
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Male 1,920
In Soviet Russia you do not break Traffic Laws, Traffic Laws break you.

(sorry, its obligatory)
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Male 3,482
That was f*cking insane and awesome. That said, what a f*cking douche. Seriously, I would have cheered so loud if he`d wrecked.

[quote]he lost his side mirror via my boot for his trouble.[/quote]

If you did that to ME, I`d have CONTINUED to run your ass off the road, then BEAT your ass when we both got there. Admittedly, I wouldn`t have tried to run you off the road in the first place, but that`s beside the point.

Just because you`re on a bike, doesn`t mean you`re suddenly immune to half the laws of the road. They`re there for your safety and that of others.

This is coming from someone who`s getting his motorcycle license soon. You`re a f*cking douche too. Not as big of one as the guy in the video, but still a douche nonetheless.
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Male 367
It`s cool in the movies. Then someone does it in real life and now he is a horrible person.
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Male 10,338
Good eye pmarren. I was thinking it, but couldn`t nail it down.
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Male 4,593
MauserTM, you should give credit for other people`s work if you are going to quote them. Like, say, George Carlin.
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Male 219
I found myself really wishing for somneone to open their door.
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Male 670
holy dratin poo... that guy/gal went further in 6 minutes that everyone else did in a hour and half! who else was jukin` and jivin` in their chairs?
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Male 127
I can only imagine the trail of HOLY S###`!!!!!`s he left in his wake.
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Male 1,222
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Male 1,016
at least he`ll have a very boring movie that will put him to sleep while he`s recuperating in the hospital with broken bones. If I had seen him I would swerved and simply said Oh I didn`t see you coming up from behind at 100kms when everyone else is sitting there.
Hopefully when he does crash he only hurts himself and his bike .....What a douche !!!! Chin strap beard ...fauxhawk skin tight hipster jeans ...and pointy shoes !!!!
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Male 267
Woohoo.

As dangerous as it was it looked like one hell of a ride. That man/woman has some serious luck on their side.
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Male 582
Just a matter of time before he ends up dead or crippled. Hope he only hurts himself.

If I was in the oncoming lane and saw him riding that center line, I wouldn`t adjust my course one inch to make room for him.

And if you think endangering everyone else just to get a thrill is cool, you are an idiot of the first order.
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Male 425
I believe I have to credit the Americans for creating a specific title for this man. `Douche`
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Male 4,593
Dude can handle a bike, but that doesn`t mean he`s very bright.
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Female 238
Psh. I see that every day on 80.
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Male 29
I`d be willing to bet he`s never late for anything
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Male 479
Anyone can ride fast in a straight line, this is nothing impressive at all.

Let`s see him on a track. I`d put money on him being beaten up by guys on 600`s.

People who know how to ride properly don`t feel the need to act like an idiot on the street. Unlike this fool who can just use the throttle.

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Male 2,862
Part of me says the guys a dick, could have easily killed himself or worse got someone else killed. The other part says ... hell that looks like fun. The second part of me is the one that`s going to get me killed one day.
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Male 351
"Yep, that´s one lucky moron."

moron is when you don`t make it, when you do its called being awesome.
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Male 16
So this is what Niko Bellic does in his spare time
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Male 57
there are traffic laws in moscow? xD
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Male 243
Yep, that´s one lucky moron.
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Male 96
Kazjol!
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Female 1,435
the music definitely got me excited when this clip started.
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Female 1,435
did any one see the dancing gorilla? no?
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Male 928
That`s how people`s kids get killed and there is nothing badass about that.

It`s one thing to be a great driver but to do that in heavy traffic makes you a tool.
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Male 174
Gotta admit this guy has some impressive reflexes.

On the other hand. If you get a kick from risking your life go play with a tiger or something. Don`t put other people in danger.
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Female 412
Geez. He`s not just endangering his own live, but also the lives of all those people he so recklessly passes. And you`re actually telling him he`s great and a bad ass? Come off it.
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Male 353
are you sure it was just a lap dance?
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Male 560
That guy is a drating bad ass. An idiot but a bad ass none the less.
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Male 400
Wow!I would probably be a little pissed if I was one of those poor schlubs sitting in traffic and getting buzzed by this adrenalin junkie, but that was amazing to watch.
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Male 2,004
i was thoroughly disappointed that he didn`t crash
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Male 10,338
"If I saw him on my side view mirror speeding up I would swing my door open in front of him."

First of all, why would you destroy your door like that?

Secondly, you`re a prick. Did your mother suck your penis as a child?
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Male 313
If I saw him on my side view mirror speeding up I would swing my door open in front of him.
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Female 404
what a crazy lucky dude, I`ve seen videos of people that died from motorcycle accidents.. not pretty.
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Male 11,739
Too bad, I was hoping he`d come down from a wheelie and find a truck in his face, or someone would change lanes at the last minute.
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Male 774
This was so close to being a snuff film...
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Male 425
cheat codes? nigga`s got crotch rocket genie. stack cartridges.
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Male 886
Amazingly stupid, wow.

I bet a few cops saw him, however cops generally won`t chase the crotch rockets, especially in that type of traffic.

Too dangerous and too little chance of actually catching them.



I once saw a gang of them go flying by around 3AM, and then like 20 seconds later a cop come by...he had no chance to catch them:P

Crazy video
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Male 936
gotta love the matrix bike chase music that was used
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Male 432
All those cars... and not one cop?
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Male 67
he used cheat codes
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Male 176
friggin amazing...retarded...but amazing
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Male 142
drating awesome...I dream of doing this every time I am stuck in traffic.
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Male 216
Use boost to get through!
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Male 254
obviously a bad idea, but as far as i`m concerned, he`s the king of lane sharing.
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Male 606
pretty intense!!
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Male 848
This dickhead ruins it for every decent biker.
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Male 2,796
I absolutely hate bike riders. If you get seriously injured or killed on a bike... it is always your fault no matter what. You have to be a real moron to think you are safe on those things. I would have laughed really hard if I saw someone open their car door and that dude hit it. You know it`s happened before and it is always deserved.
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Male 953
BTW.... This song is the perfect fit.... it`s what I listen to when I ride :)

The Explicits - Indestructible
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Male 958
This is what I do on my bike everyday in nyc... Just a little slower and less scary LOL Im watching this and thinking "id piss my pants comming at a car that fast"
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Male 953
Only takes one di*k driver too.... I broke a double yellow to get around 2 slow cars the other day (no big deal on a bike) but the second guy thought he`d play traffic cop and tried to run me off the road... he lost his side mirror via my boot for his trouble. Normally I like to carry a tube of BB`s that get tossed over my shoulder in cases like that :) Your in a car going slow people on bikes like to go fast its the whole point get over it and move over.
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Male 303
Traffic? FTW!

The entire time i was saying "Hit something!"
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Male 12,138
Hate to be a Buzz Killington, but what a dickhead.
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Male 975
There must not be a lot of women on the roads in Moscow otherwise he definitely would have crashed.
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Male 76
Eventually he will win a Darwin Award but it was fun to watch.
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Female 106
That guy is an idiot. all he needed was for one person to be switching lanes and he`d have been finished. Sure it`s fun goin that fast. And when it was open road there I was like `woo awesome` but goin that fast inbetween cars. He is not only endangering himself, but the people in those cars. Some of them no doubt havin children on board. Screw around with your own life. fine. But what he did was reckless and selfish just for a thrill.
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Female 1,894
embiggen?? LOL
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Female 1,894
hahaJINXX BIACH
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Female 1,894
it says one minute of a motorcycler can be more interesting than someones whole life
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Male 365
The beginning says "A few minutes in the life of a motorcyclist is more interesting than the whole lives of some people"
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Male 3,915
2:00...yep...it`s wheelie time...
2:16...yep...already time again...
2:42....what can i say? i like wheelies...
4:20....NOT! WHEELIE TIME!
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Male 2,441
This guy is insane.
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Male 1,598
This guy is f`ing crazy! I like his style! >:D
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Male 44
He must be late for work!
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Male 5,314
"am i the only one who cant embiggen the youtube windows??"

i was literally thinking the same thing.
well not the same thing. i was thinking enlarge the window, but i`m sure you said it that way for the lol`s
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Male 85
This looks like a typical motorcyclist in Sao Paulo, Brazil....
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Male 5,314
that...was...insane
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Male 47
well thats a royal demonstration of sheer douchery, that said he has some serious brass balls
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Male 767
am i the only one who cant embiggen the youtube windows??
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Male 25,417
Ok, that was a bit of men, given it got posted i was expecting a crash, no crash! Just a dude riding a bike!
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Female 2,120
I`d like it better if he had gone between two cars, one swerved a bit, and the side mirror took him out.

Douche.
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Male 9,305
"`Mona Lisa Overdrive` is the song if anyone cares"

Thank you
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Male 118
yep he will be dead soon, what a twat
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Male 1,182
lol xaxxon if it was sped up then the engine revs wouldnt match what the video. your a moron.

he should take those stupid mirrors off. he does have balls though.
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Male 167
this video raised my blood pressure a dangerous amount I swear
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Male 533
`Mona Lisa Overdrive` is the song if anyone cares
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Male 318
to save you 6.5 min of your life he dose not crash
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Male 17,512
Next on news at 11: Highway Hellion Hemorrhages Hemoglobin.
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Male 436
accident waiting to happen... I won`t feel bad when he runs into the backside of a truck.
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Male 1,196
i have an idea... let`s do a wheelie on the wrong side of the road.
I just hope that he runs into a wall before he has the chance to run into a person.
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Male 194
What would he do if another guy got the same idea, but rode in the opposite direction?
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Male 552
Eff your Harley Davidson.
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Male 49
the true way to beat rush hour
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Male 320
WOAH O___o There are traffic laws in Russia?
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Female 1,604
Pretty sure it wasn`t sped up, so I don`t see how that was "obvious". Ever been on a bike? because you don`t have doors and such you can see how fast you are actually going.
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Male 181
I call one of his kidneys!
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Male 4,807
That is insane!!
@ 5:30 I almost pissed my pants
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Male 10,338
@xaxxonjolly:

Not sped up at all.

That took enormous big bear balls.
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Male 1,442
The last few minutes made my ass pucker up like a rabbits nose, just by watching it. The man has insane reaction/depth perception to pull all that off... and general insanity.
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Male 100
holy hell.
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Male 633
Guess he just loves his job a lot.
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Male 86
so obviously speeded up - but good anyway
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Male 243
OMG I WATCHED THE ENTIRE THING>>>> that was sooo drating dangerous
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Male 354
Nice.
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Male 670
hes gonna get hit someday.
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Male 311
Link: Motorcyclist Breaks Moscow Traffic Laws [Rate Link] - He`s receiving a lap dance from lady luck.
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